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"Hotelman 24 hours" that you must not laugh at!
Five people are attacked by super luxurious laughing blind people!
There is a hell of laughter called "hotel"!
What should we do?
The emotions of the five people who were attacked exploded at once!
It was impossible for them to hold back their laughter!
"Hotelman 24 hours" that you must not laugh at!
Finally, "Hotelman 24 hours" that you must not laugh at will be completed tonight!
It's midnight and it's 3 o'clock in the morning.
They visit the third floor hall where a mysterious religious gathering is held.
What kind of work is this?
This is suspicious.
What is this?
This is very suspicious.
The third floor hall where a mysterious religious gathering is held.
We have to do our best.
Ouch, it hurts.
My hand really hurts.
Thank you for coming today despite your busy schedule.
I'm Ishigami, the vice president of the Kouhou Buchou.
Now, I'd like to give you a wake-up ceremony.
Since ancient times, people have said that the vibration of the lips pays off evil spirits.
I'd like you all to vibrate your lips.
Wake-up ceremony, start!
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Nendou, Anagawa, out!
That's amazing.
Out!
Thank you very much.
Now, everyone...
Our great professor Ishigami...
Our great Kaos...
Descends!
(Laughter)
It's funny, it's funny.
(Laughter)
Mr. Dao Kaos.
Mr. Dao Kaos? (Laughter)
First of all, please look at Mr. Dao Kaos's ordinary activities.
You are...
First of all, please look at Mr. Dao Kaos's ordinary activities.
Are you okay as you are now?
Do you have anxiety about the future?
If you do, please leave it to us.
Dai Ishigami Kyo.
The beginning of Dai Ishigami Kyo began with Mr. Dao Kaos's eight times.
Dai Suigai, who is said to be once in a hundred years, attacked Mr. Dao Kaos.
And a large number of dragons and stones flowed into Mr. Dao Kaos's house.
At that time, Mr. Dao Kaos felt something fateful in one stone.
When he put his ear to that stone as if he were guided by something...
This stone has a mysterious power.
With this, save people in trouble.
Hearing God's advice, Dicaos put a stone fragment in the water and went to an old woman who couldn't walk freely.
And he made her drink the water with stone.
Then, an old woman who was lying down stood up and was able to walk.
Those who touched the powerful power of this miracle stone all had their potential increased and their waves of happiness pushed them closer, and we named it "potential stone".
Now, let's take a look at the miracle of "potential stone".
An old man who was lying down tried to lie down on this stone.
Only that part of hair grew like grass.
Look at this amount of hair.
This is the miracle of "potential stone".
In addition, Dicaos processed "potential stone" into various things and succeeded in research and development of 108 products, such as daily necessities, beauty products, eye shadows products, electrical appliances products, cars products, and water dispensers.
Among them, "p.s. water" with a large amount of "potential stone" in tap water attracted great response.
When we analyzed its ingredients, we found that it had tremendous potential.
When used as "cat's water",
Cats lose potential and never get drunk.
Try it with a different cat.
Still can't get drunk.
This is the miracle of "p.s. water".
The pressure cooker is the most powerful one now.
After 10 years of experiments and improvements,
The potential stone coating of the pot has been successful.
Because of its enormous potential, it is not safe to distribute in general.
But now that it has been released, the pressure cooker has become the best-selling item of the year.
In addition, it is the first customer satisfaction, first kitchen section, first steel product section, first pressure section, first thing you want for your family, first pot you want to use for the rest of your life.
Finally, in 2009, it was released to the public.
If you can get the pressure cooker, you will feel the miracle of its power with the potential that comes to you.
Now, everyone, happiness is right there.
Let's increase our potential for happiness and walk a happy life with the Great Chaos.
The Great Western Chaos.
[Laughter]
Ouch!
Today, I'd like to try the effect of curry in a potential pressure cooker, which is a staple of home cooking.
[Curry in a pressure cooker]
It looks very delicious and it's done with a creamy texture.
Curry is said to be delicious if you leave it for one night, but if you make curry in this potential pressure cooker,
you can make curry that has been boiled for only one hour and has been boiled for one week.
[Curry in a pressure cooker]
[Laughter]
Who wants to try curry in a potential pressure cooker today?
Yamasaki!
Out!
I don't know.
I went to make curry all of a sudden.
If you want to try curry in a potential pressure cooker, please raise your hand.
You two over there, please go to the stage.
[Curry in a potential pressure cooker]
It's delicious.
[Curry in a potential pressure cooker]
Really? You started boiling meat an hour ago?
Are you kidding me?
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, Tanaka, Bantou...
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It hurts! My hip hurts!
This is sold for 39,800 yen, which is expensive.
It's expensive...
In addition, if you want to increase your potential, you can buy two of them and you will be twice as happy.
Yamasaki, Matsumoto, Endo...
What?
Let's look at the screen.
The Great Ishigami Mirror.
I will explain the miracle money system in detail.
As you know, the Great Ishigami Mirror forms a pyramid- shaped mirror with the Great Chaos at the top.
Below, we have the best-selling church products in order of potential.
Heberest, which represents the highest class.
Then, we have Kirimanjan, then Blumante, Matterhorn, Mont Blanc, and general believers.
Next, I will explain about money system and pressure pot.
First of all, you buy a pressure pot from a priest.
Then you sell the pressure pot to the person below you.
The person below you will sell the pressure pot to the person below you.
You will get more and more branches.
By doing so, you will get some of the profit you get. It is a system full of love.
Don't worry. We, the first-class priests, are not rats.
Stop!
Next, I will explain about the benefits of buying a pressure pot when you become brothers.
The revolutionary system proposed by Bishop Ishigami is "potential point accuracy".
Our product has a potential point set, and it can be used for buying the next product.
Let's see how much a pressure pot will make for a parent.
If you are already brothers, you can buy a pressure pot from Bishop Ishigami at 30% discounted price.
Therefore, one pressure pot is 39,800 yen minus 27,860 yen plus 11,940 yen.
In addition, you can buy 3980 pp.
This pp will be cashed back.
Next, when you buy a pressure pot from Bishop Ishigami, you can buy it at 30% discounted price of 27,860 yen plus 3980 yen minus 23,880 yen.
In other words, the more you buy a pressure pot from Bishop Ishigami, the cheaper it is for you to buy a pressure pot and the higher the profit will be.
Then you don't have to work every day and have fun every day.
You don't have to do anything else, but your potential will increase and you will continue to make money.
So you are not a rat king.
If you have any questions, please raise your hand.
Yes, you over there.
With this system, I feel like only higher-ups will make money.
That's also a matter of time.
If you don't care about it, your potential will increase before you know it.
You in the pink shirt.
How do you feel now?
It's different from a normal pressure pot.
So you are not a rat king.
Thank you very much.
Next, we would like to award the best salesman of Kyodan products.
This is the man who won the double Kirimanja award.
I've been promoted to double Kilimanjaro PS.
My name is Hasegawa Hatsunoi.
I've always been told that I don't stand out, that my character is thin, and that humans are thin.
I've always had a lot of complexes.
That's where I met Ishigami-kyo.
My potential has increased and I'm living a happy life.
Thank you very much for today!
And now...
I've been promoted to triple Everest because of this person.
Asamo...
Nagasaki Matsumoto.
I'm Yamamoto Mona and I've been promoted to triple Everest PS.
Ever since I entered this world as an announcer on ABC's "Morning Broadcast",
I've sometimes been in a bit of trouble.
I often push myself into adversity,
but when I'm faced with life's challenges,
it's always Kaos-sama who guides me in the right direction.
Anyway, I'll do my best for this game as well!
And now...
I've been promoted to triple Everest PS.
I'm singing this person's song!
I've been working with Mr. Okausu for a long time.
I was mentally driven and temporarily...
Matsumoto, Tamada, Yamasaki, Kanto!
Today, I will sing for Mr. Okausu.
There is only one thing in this wide universe...
...that you can rely on.
A healthy body that grasps happiness...
...gave me my parents' potential.
If you don't forgive me, I'll show you my arrogant face.
If you make a mistake, you'll be alone with five people.
If you say my name, I'll pick up the phone.
Even if we meet, we'll be ignored.
The law is not a problem.
Come on, stand up and show me your potential.
Let's draw a success story together.
If you put ten people under you, you'll have no one.
Come on, stand up and show me your potential.
Let's draw a success story together.
If you put ten people under you, you'll have no one.
Finally, let's see the great chaos' potential floating.
Close your eyes and wait for the great chaos' potential to reach its peak.
Close your eyes.
Of course!
Alright, please open your eyes.
Right now, the Great Chaos' potential has reached its peak!
Now, it's the Great Chaos' potential winter. Please look up!
Wow!
The Great Chaos' potential has reached its peak!
Now, it's the Great Chaos' potential winter.
Right now, the Great Chaos' potential has reached its peak!
Now, it's the Great Chaos' potential winter.
Everybody, out!
Ouch!
I'm hurt.
You got burned.
My elbow...
You got burned.
You scared me.