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On New Year's Day, a new legend was born.
The strongest kid in the world! Laughable Hotelman 24 hours!
The five challenged the 24-hour King as Laughable Hotelman!
Give me freedom.
Facing them are the super luxurious laughing blind people!
Love is love.
It's the so-called "hotel" laughing blind spot!
Are you okay?
Die!
The five people's emotions exploded!
It was impossible for them to hold back their laughter!
Laughable Hotelman 24 hours!
Tonight, we'll reveal a shocking scene that couldn't be revealed on New Year's Day!
New Year's Day Party
To improve hotel safety in Sugapuri, we spent 1.3 billion yen on developing the latest security robots.
We're going to show you some of them, so watch out!
Are you bringing them?
Yes!
Security robots?
Wow!
It's still summer!
What are you doing?
Ouch!
This is the latest security robot for 1.3 billion yen.
Tatsuo-kun, right?
I'm going to test it now, so wait for me.
This is an amazing device.
This time, I'm going to give you a special button.
You can press any button you like.
Should I press it hard?
No, it's okay. There's a light.
Can I look behind you?
Behind me?
Yes, please.
Let's start with a light alarm.
Switch on!
It's pretty slow.
Yes, it is.
What's next?
Light alarm.
Switch on!
It's pretty slow.
Yes, it is.
Ouch.
My stomach hurts.
Amada, Matsumoto, out!
Kushamina is good, isn't it?
I can't hear you.
Kusham...
Yamasaki, Matsumoto, Amada, out!
I can't hear you.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I can't hear you.
I've put in 130 million yen.
Amada, Matsumoto...
I can't hear you.
What was that?
Ouch! Ouch!
I've put in 130 million yen.
I see.
I've put in 130 million yen.
Switch on!
Hey, old woman!
Isn't that my jersey?!
Matsumoto, Hanakawa, out!
Isn't that my jersey?!
It's a man's gag.
A gag?!
Switch on!
Amada, Matsumoto, out!
- Voting, voting... - That's right!
- I haven't decided yet... - Ah!
- Ah, it hurts!
- Voting, voting...
- That's right, that's right...
- As expected of the 13 billion yen...
- The latest robot...
- Tatsuo-kun...
- Bet on it!
- Bet on it?
- Robot?
- Bet on it?
- Huh?
- You said "bet on it" when you came...
- I forgot...
- Normally, you close the door...
Every year, the wedding theater is closed due to the weather.
Various people appeared there.
Five people were attacked as the subject of discussion.
There were other subjects as well!
I would like to say a few words of congratulations.
She is the mother of a rich man.
She appears in many movies directed by Hideo Gosha.
Actress Ranko Ninomiya, please.
- Hideo Gosha, you like girls, don't you?
Hisa-chan, congratulations.
What's with this calmness?
Hisa-chan's mother, Tokiko-san, and Otoki-san have been together since the Obia period in the eastern garden.
Anyway, Otoki-san and I are gluttonous.
Senpai always brings us kinako mochi in front of the dressing room.
We don't have any in our head. We're not old at all.
Anyway, while Senpai is looking away, we eat like this.
We look like we're about to eat something.
Then Senpai says, "You ate it, didn't you?"
No, we didn't.
There's kinako mochi around your mouth.
Then it turns out...
In the Obia period...
An amateur's lies.
This is delicious!
Eat it!
Don't eat it!
Don't follow me!
Ouch!
That happens.
Anyway...
At that moment, Hideo Kosha appeared in front of me.
I like you.
He said, "Director, I'll follow you."
Then he said, "Don't do it."
You're fast.
So I did it.
He said, "I'll keep making four movies."
"Played by Yoshiwara, The Gate of the Flesh, The Killer of a Woman, The Addition of Oil," he said.
And when I said, "One more,"
the director said...
You said you'd give me one more, didn't you?
Director, you're lying!
Huh? What did you say?
What's with you?
And now, we have a surprise present from Chimp Hisako for you.
For this day, Chimp has been practicing voice percussion with his new friend for three months.
Thank you for coming!
Oh...
Ouch!
And now...
I would like you all to put flowers on this heroine.
She is a senior in the entertainment world...
What kind of show is this?!
...but she has gained a lot of attention.
Ah...
A lot of things have happened...
Now, please sing for us...
Crystal Yoshinobu King's song...
"Ai wo Torimodase"...
"Ai de Sora ga Ochiteku" "Come on, the sky is falling"
"Atsui Kokoro Kusai de Tsuraidemo" "Even if your hot heart is broken and in pain"
"Imo Bamburi Kito ni Omoshite Ayo" "Even if you can't move now"
"Yamashii Atsui Yubisaki Hitotsu de" "With just one finger"
Dancer
Thank you very much.
After the heroine's tour, five dancers have new work to do.
They head for the guest room on the third floor of the main building.
What is there?
I'll explain it to you later.
I'll get off here.
Dancer
It's been hours since we checked out.
But we still have guests who haven't left yet.
We're going to check them out now.
Thank you for your cooperation.
First of all, I'll enter this room.
Excuse me.
What?
I can't find it.
Everyone, come in.
What?
Excuse me.
What?
There's someone in here.
Excuse me!
He's pretty depressed.
Excuse me.
Are you okay?
Dancer
It's time for us to check you out.
Is it that late?
(Growling)
Please check out!
(Growling)
It's really loud.
Did they eat something?
It's a live instrument.
(Live instrument)
Next is this guest room. Please come in.
Is there such a thing?
Excuse me!
This way.
Excuse me!
It's time for you to check out.
Don't say that.
(Laughter)
Are you okay?
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
Why do you say like that?
I smell something.
Can you check it out?
(Growling)
I'm sorry.
Don't growl.
(Growling)
(Laughter)
Keiko!
What is it?
Come out!
(Growling)
Who was growling?
(Laughter)
Yamasaki! Matsumoto!
(Growling)
(Laughter)
We are a family.
(Laughter)
We are like a family.
Yes.
Why do you keep saying "come out"?
I don't like your reaction.
If you say like that, I'll say like you.
You don't look like me at all.
You look like you are in a shop.
(Laughter)
Matsumoto, come out!
(Growling)
Director, I'm sorry. We're running out of time.
Should we play a game or not?
Yes, let's play a game.
Let's play a game.
This is just like a push and pull game.
Even if you say so...
Hey, you.
Yes?
You.
Yes?
Rock, paper, scissors, right?
Yes.
If you win three times in a row, you have to listen to me.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes.
One, two...
Hit me!
Hey, don't hit me.
Don't hit me!
What?
Hit me and dive in.
Yes.
One, two...
Hit me and dive in!
(Laughter)
It's one o'clock in the morning and it's still dark.
(Laughter)
Hit me and dive in.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
I'm not allowed to do that.
Hit me and dive in!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Hanzo!
What kind of game is this?
Ouch!
I lost, so I'll think about it for a while.
Let's go.
We have to get rid of it.
We're going to check with the previous customer.
Are you ready?
I've finished everything.
I'm sorry.
There's one more person.
I'm in trouble.
I'll get rid of it.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
There's one more person.
Hurry up.
I'm sorry.
Are you ready?
Not yet.
I'll get rid of it soon.
I don't know.
What's going on?
Customer, are you kidding me?
Can you count for me?
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Boss!
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm the former boss.
You're really good at it.
Please give me the result.
I'm going home now.
Gero Gero.
From now on, Yamasaki is out of business.
Thank you very much.
I'm going home now.
Please give me the result.
5 people who have been exposed to the response of customers who have come to the check-in.
Even there, a variety of blind people are about to collapse in front of you.
Thank you very much.
And there's one more group of crazy guests!
There's a lot of people waiting for me here.
Can I come in?
Yes.
Oh, you're here.
Hello.
Hey, you.
Hey, drink up!
Hey!
Drink up!
Hey, you!
Why are you drinking while I'm here?!
Drink up!
Hey, drink up!
Drink up!
You're easy to get along with.
Let me ask you something.
Go ahead.
Excuse me.
Is there a suite available today?
I'm sorry.
There's no suite available today.
Oh, is that so?
It's not good.
It's not good, is it?
No, it's impossible.
Is that so?
I think you know this.
In Fukui Prefecture, we have a songwriter who specializes in music and commercials.
His name is Muneta.
Nice to meet you.
Is there a suite available today?
It's not available today.
Is that so?
It's not available today, is it?
Are you trying to make fun of me?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
One, two, three, four...
No stereo in the room!
No music in the room!
No computer in the room!
No stereo in the room!
Anything can be useful!
No electricity in the room!
I might lose money if I don't go.
You don't know?
No, I don't know.
Oh, you don't know!
No electricity in the room!
Tanaka, out!
You don't know? Where are you from?
Osaka.
Osaka?
Yes.
I remember you in Osaka.
You're from Shibata, right?
Yes.
I heard you got a job there.
Yes, I had a backache for a while.
Shibata is a big city.
Yes.
I had no choice but to work there.
Yes.
People say you work in France and get a job there.
Yes.
But in the end...
Shibata!
Out!
Kanaka!
Out!
Damn it!
I'm really sorry.
Damn it!
I'm really sorry.
I shouldn't have done it.
It's normal.
Ah!
Anyway...
This time as well, the monster who pushed 5 people into a laughing hell, Jimmy Onishi.
However, there is more to this conversation.
Wow!
Jimmy's here!
Last time, their pride was severely damaged.
Which one are you, Mr. Onishi?
I'm Gomottama.
What kind of controversy will unfold this time?
I'm sorry.
Please watch the second part.
I'd like to move on to the next topic.
Pandemic.
This time, everyone is very concerned about it.
First of all, I'd like to hear your opinions about this pandemic.
What should we do?
Pandemic is...
Pandemic?
What?
Pandemic?
I'm sorry.
Pandemic has to be useful.
Um...
What do you mean by "useful"?
Huh?
What do you use pandemic for?
Pandemic?
Yes.
To make women look beautiful.
Pandemic?
Yes.
What do you mean by "women look beautiful" in a pandemic?
Well, it's funny but...
Now, it's a big problem all over the world.
Every year, you yourself don't take preventive vaccines.
(Laughter)
What's wrong with you?
(Laughter)
End.
I'm scared.
I suddenly laughed.
I didn't laugh.
I was scared.
Ah...
I think I misunderstood something.
It's useless.
(Music)
There's more to come!
Next week, "Hotel Room" is finally complete at 24 o'clock!
Awesome!