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(Laughs)
Thank you for your hard work for a year!
I was chosen as the general mayor for 12 consecutive years this year!
Former downtown manager, Hiroshi Fujiwara!
Also known as "entertainer" since Yoshimoto Industries began!
My name is Jackson Fujiwara!
Since Yoshimoto Industries began?!
It's not just about money!
It's about everything!
Today, I will be presenting the "2009 Funny VTRs for Kids" that I chose with my own hands!
(Laughs)
Mmm! Delicious!
(Laughs)
First, let's watch from 10th to 7th!
Now, "VTRs for Kids"!
Wooo!
(Laughs)
VTRs for Kids
- What's this? - Yes.
- We have invited a special guest. - Yes!
- It's you two from Downtown! - This is?
- This series is interesting. - 10th is...
"Pie-throwing Hell" game, which is the first time for people from Downtown to try it!
- Let's do it today. - No, this time we'll play a really simple game...
Pie-throwing Hell
First of all, "Pie-throwing Hell" in a shogi game!
- Scary... - Be careful...
- It's really scary... - Be quiet, Shoya!
- Can you hear me? - Yes, I'm sorry.
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- It's over! - It's over!
- It's not over yet! - Is it my turn?
- You can do it!
- Non-chan is out!
- Non-chan is unexpectedly... - Non-chan is out!
- Non-chan is unexpectedly out...
One more time, one more time.
Next, if you don't catch fire with one shot, you'll go to pie hell!
Well then, Mr. Komatsu, go ahead!
OK, go ahead!
OK?
Here I go!
Go ahead!
Oh, it's already...
Ouch!
See, that's why it's like this!
Well, well, well, it can't be helped.
What are you going to do now that it's like this?
Who did it?
Who?
At this rate, we can't continue.
First of all, we should find out who did it.
Let's check the tape.
I don't know who did it.
I see.
Ouch!
See?
This is the first one.
Look at his hand.
Whose hand is it?
Yes.
Here...
Ouch!
What's going on?
Who did it?
The culprit is Mr. Onuma.
Doesn't he look like Mr. Onuma?
The ninth one is Hamada vs. Onuma's anime costume battle!
Is Hamada, who Matsumoto claims to be, similar to the Great Hakushon Demon King?
Or is it Mr. Onuma, directed by Mr. Yamazaki?
It's just about right.
This is...
It's higher than I thought it would be.
Next, in the Asakura South battle of "Touch",
Hamada showed his potential.
What's this?!
Also, in the space battleship Yamato's "Ancient Progressive Battle",
It's getting harder and harder.
I'm not losing!
This is...
This is... high level!
High level!
Don't get excited.
Don't get excited, elementary school students.
8th place is Itao Itsuji's "Don't get excited, elementary school students".
This time, he came to sell the format of the program "Don't Laugh" which has been upgraded at the end of the year.
Don't Laugh
It has your name written on it.
First of all, let's see what's on the desk.
What's written on it?
First of all, let's see what's on it.
Ok.
Hmm?
What's on it?
Everyone, Don't Laugh!
Yeah!
It's so funny!
Everyone, Don't Laugh!
It's too late to laugh!
It's funny!
It's hilarious!
It hurts!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Ouch!
It's strong.
It hurts a lot.
It hurts.
Actually, I'm excited now.
What should we do?
This is in.
Episode 7 is a legendary project.
A big sports festival at midnight.
I'm scared.
From now on, we will have an ear tripod.
I'm scared.
Is it cold?
A bug!
It's a cow!
What is this?
I'm scared of comments.
I'm not scared of comments.
It's eel.
This is firewood, isn't it?
What is this?
Why did you put this here?
This is eel.
I'm surprised.
What is this?
We can do many things alone.
Yes, we can.
I want to see it.
But I don't know if viewers can watch it.
I don't know if viewers can watch it.
Yes, we can.
Personally, I can't watch it.
I can't watch it.
Let's watch from 6th place to 4th place.
"VTR".
Recently, it seems that Hamada-san is aiming at me.
In 6th place, a strange delusion diary that reveals Endo's mental world.
Don't miss it!
Hey, Yama-chan!
Get me a big one, a big one!
A big one...
Does that mean that?
Yama-chan!
Look at the ball! The ball!
Ball?
Ballet?
A friend?
Does that mean that he stood up just now?
Hey!
All right.
As long as I hold down this handsome man,
I won't be dug up and the game is over.
Ball!
Are you okay?
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Huh?
What is this feeling?
Why does it hurt so much?
Could it be...
that I'm jealous?
Who is it?
Jack!
Go!
Goal!
I...
I finally heard it at this moment.
I...
I love you.
In 5th place, the showdown between the entertainers, Theosin's Ball, will be decided by the defeat of the banana man, Shitara!
The first contender is Yamazaki!
I wonder if this is disadvantageous if I put my hand out earlier...
This is really...
Oh, it went in!
It's not coming out!
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad...
This is bad, this is bad...
Shitara wins the first round!
The second contender is Hamada!
In just 3 seconds!
This is terrible!
The third contender is Endo!
Endo!
I won!
I won, Endo!
Shitara's victory despite his stubbornness!
The second contender is Tanaka!
He also lost and lost again!
And the last contender of the regular season is Matsumoto!
It didn't move at all!
The result is Shitara's defeat!
Shitara has won 500,000 yen!
And the strongest prize prepared for him is...
Oh!
It might work!
One push, one push, one push!
It won't work.
The feint won't work.
It worked!
It went in!
Yaaaaay!
In 4th place is the grand prize of "onkou talent" - "entertainment world angry yo! grand prix"!
The challenger will have to hide some of their mistakes, like being a junior who doesn't know anything.
And we'll decide who's number one with their anger!
The 10 onkou talent nominated this time are...
Among them, the one who shined in the angry yo! grand prix was...this person!
The guitarist who forgot to act angry - ELT Ito!
His target is not only ELT, but also many other artists - video producer Ono!
Thank you for your hard work!
An hour from the beginning...
Ito began to quietly get angry about Ono producer's behavior when he came to the recording studio before.
While everyone is getting angry, well, it's irrelevant, but...
In the end, the pants come out and I'm like "khaaaan!" and I tend to fall down.
Oh! He's getting angry! He's getting angry!
That's good!
That kind of...
Are you aware of that?
That's good.
But it's a little scary.
The honorific kanji is a little scary.
He took off his hat.
He took off his hat now.
That's good.
That's different.
That's good.
Why did you bet on it?
Where did you bet on it?
Wow.
Which one did you bet on?
What's wrong with you?
You said it with a loud voice.
I won't lose to anyone if I bet on Oshibori.
Wow.
That's great.
Endo was the 6th.
It was tough.
It was tough for one day.
It was scary to dig so much in 30 minutes.
It's been since Tokugawa buried gold.
How can you say like that?
The third place goes to the quiz "Sano Motoharu's 500 things".
What is the worst thing that Sano has done so far?
Title open!
Well, this is definitely a joke.
Why is it a joke?
As you heard, Sano loves animals.
That's right.
Even in front of the supermarket, he says "good morning".
He is probably kicking me.
Here is the correct answer.
What is the worst thing that Sano has done so far?
Kicking a turtle.
I buried it in the sand.
The prize for the winner is...
Wow, look at this!
You've formed various clubs in the past.
The second place goes to the latest club club series, "Gekisou! Inubu!"
Our opponents for the Dalmatian music team are...
Doberman Sun Music Team!
The strongest team with Kojima Yosho, who is very athletic!
Doberman Team is in first place!
Here we go!
Ready...
Go!
That's fast!
That's really fast!
That's fast!
That's too much!
Yeah, it's too much!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Doberman Team's record is 46.99 seconds!
Next up is the Dalmatian music team!
What's with myself?
You were like that!
Oh, yeah, I was like that!
Then she came up to her dad and said ...
Daddy, you can do it!
Really? Is it true?
It's too late for you
Too late
The end for this week
What happened?
And I
I thought so, too
You're mean
Last is this guy
His back hurts
He's eating fire
He's not drinking
Yes! We won!
Time is 58.72 seconds.
Each team is defeated.
You're mean
This is the only thing that makes me laugh
I want to be hit in the ride bar
If this is 3rd or 2nd, then it can't be 1st.
What could it be?
I know what it is!
Let's see the results.
2009, "Gaki no Tsukai" opening, 1st place is...
You can't do it, Michael?
"Kouhai ne".
Oh, this is it!
Oh, I see.
"Dorodou" in 1st place is...
"Kouhai geinin".
"Omoiyari senshuken".
This is a project to see if seniors who hit "downtown" in 2027 will treat them with "omoiyari".
Let's check Matsumoto's toilet.
The method is to follow Iwao and enter Matsumoto's toilet.
Then, he will fart many times.
Will Iwao be able to say "omoiyari" to Matsumoto?
It's better to have nothing than nothing.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- He even greets you properly. - No, it's not like that.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- He reacted. - It's too much.
- It's not like that. - That's completely different.
- It's not like that. - It's not like that.
- This is completely different from what I imagined. - This is already...
- You'll laugh, won't you? Look at me. - I didn't say anything.
- I won't do it.
- Iwao, failed. - You failed?
- Sit down. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Please take care of this. - Thank you for your cooperation.
Next is Hamada's evaluation.
I'll leave this to you!
It's the width of a meeting of another program in the dressing room.
And under the tree...
Will he be able to say the words he wants to say to his seniors?
Hey, sit down.
Oh, sorry.
Nice to meet you.
I feel like I'm in the small district.
I totally saw you just now.
I totally saw you.
I saw you.
I discovered you.
I saw you.
You should say it.
You should say it! You should say it!
But I don't know about it.
Masudao knows about it.
You, too.
How about others listed here?
He's playing with his nose
You want me to kill you too?
Hamada san, you want me to kill you too?
I'm sorry to tell you this but I had a different job today
Otakuro san is still working
I can't say it
Kinoshita
Kinoshita has no kindness
You saw me when I told you to sit down, right?
I saw it right away
You knew it right away?
I knew it right away
Your nose stinks
My nose stinks
Shut up!
You have to say it!
I told my junior about this the most
I see
He was first
I see
Alec Hamada san was second
He was first
Finally
He was second
Tanaka san's performance this year
Will it work?
Ready
Start!
What?!
I haven't said anything yet.
Come on!
I haven't said anything yet.
Endo hasn't laughed at all.