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"High Tension The Best Ten" is a tough competition in which gamers chase themselves to the limit!
Tonight, we'll broadcast live until first place!
And now for this week's sixth place!
374.38 years old, autumn, Fujiwara!
High Tension The Best Ten
Congratulations!
Sixth place!
We're back in Harajuku, but before that, let's talk about the ranking.
Did you see it in the village?
It was normal.
Ah, I see. In Harajuku, it's normal.
It's normal.
After he did it, I suddenly started practicing.
It's like a crisis.
I suddenly started practicing, and I started shaking.
I had an invisible fear.
I was the one who wanted to make a phone call!
And now, Haranishi-san, please stand by.
But you're already proud.
Of course!
This week's sixth place!
Fujiwara!
Haranishi Takayuki, 38 years old, autumn!
High Tension The Best Ten
Thank you very much.
I hope I get scolded by Onjikyo once.
Thank you very much.
Let's go.
The 5th place of this week is...
492 points.
Banana Man, Himura Yuki.
Thank you very much.
That's right.
I'll do it.
Is it organized as a character?
It's already parked, so it's like this.
It's my intuition, but I thought you'd be more funny when you came out.
I didn't think you'd come out at all.
I'm a little high-tensioned today.
Of course you are. It's not a showdown or anything like that.
I'm not doing a showdown or anything like that!
I'm not doing a showdown!
I love it!
I'm not doing a showdown or anything like that!
All of you are.
Of course you are.
Last time, you came out and said you were good at this.
It's part of the show.
Thank you for making me show my skills.
There's something really amazing this time, too.
What is it?
When I was a student and played baseball with a ping-pong ball,
I've never been hit by a pitcher.
That's amazing!
You're so young!
Are you serious?
I've played more than 100 pitches, but I've never been hit by a pitcher.
When you're an adult and you're practicing, you might get hit by a pitcher.
But I've never been hit by a baseball player or an ordinary person.
Please do it.
You'll definitely get hit!
It's a ping-pong ball, so I can't control it.
Can you do it without a foreball and a dead ball?
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you'll get hit.
I'm sure you'll get hit!
I'll do it in one strike.
When will you do it?
I'm so angry!
You'll definitely get hit.
You're so young!
Someone! Someone!
I'm sure you'll get hit.
You've changed.
I'll do it in one strike.
You've changed.
I'll do it in one strike.
Can you do it with a band?
I'll do it in one strike.
You're amazing!
Himura-san, please do it in one strike.
I'll do it in one strike.
"Banana Man" Himura is in a bad condition!
I'm in Hawaii!
It's a nice hotel!
What should I drink?
There are two beds!
Which one should I sleep in?
Medical bed or game bed?
Game bed! Game bed!
Why does it go on like this?
I'm hungry!
I'm going to eat!
I'm hungry!
I'm going to eat spam rice ball!
I like you!
He's an idiot!
It was perfect!
It was really fun!
The 4th place is...
568 points!
Endo Kokoriko wins!
Thank you very much!
Mr. Endo, you're in 4th place?
That's right.
It's like you're always in 10th place.
I have a complaint from my manager.
A complaint?
I know you're lonely when you go home, but please don't work too long.
But I can't help it.
You go to the dressing room even though you're done with work.
Even if I go home, I don't have much to do.
I'm telling you to stop it!
But your manager is done with work.
I know you want him to go home.
I'm telling you to stop it!
I'm telling you to stop it for the second time!
Mr. Tanaka goes home right after work.
Even if Mr. Tanaka goes home, he has a wife and children.
Mr. Tanaka doesn't have a wife and children.
I know you want him to go home!
Please do your best!
What?
Sometimes I want to say "yes".
It's a common thing.
I always do that when we start.
It's a long story.
This week, 4th place, with Kokoriko Endo's portrait, "nice birdie", 3rd place!
Finally!
50 years old idiot!
OK!
Here we go!
The bullet I shot...
I'll run and get it!
It's a slingshot!
A slingshot of sand!
If you don't mind...
Hold it in your right hand...
Pan shot!
Pan!
It's a slingshot!
Here we go!
It's a line!
I'm climbing!
It's a slingshot!
Shut up!
Here we go!
It's a line!
OK! Thank you!
It's a line!
Thank you very much!
It's not out of style, is it?
No, it's not out of style.
This is it!
As you get older...
You get more and more old.
You're getting better and better.
I see!
I think you're great!
Before the Best 3...
Spotlight!
Oh! That's right!
Here we go!
This week's Spotlight!
A black hole in the beach...
53 years old and within his 50s...
He's a chartering player.
I think he's one of the most famous!
It's been a while!
It's been 5 years!
These guys are still alive!
Yes!
They don't talk to me that much...
I thought...
I messed up!
Well...
Even now...
I've been playing...
For about 25 years.
If you say it with a rubber band...
You'll get the "necha-necha" feeling.
"Necha-necha" doesn't stretch!
It doesn't stretch!
What's that red thing on your brain?
My brain?
Yes.
I'm a little nervous...
I've been on such a nervous show recently...
My voice is shaking!
It's shaking!
Are you okay?
Do you want me to rewind it?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
I'm nervous.
You're nervous, too!
I'm more nervous than anyone!
Kiryu-chan, are you ready?
Okay, alright!
Let's do it!
This week's spotlight...
Ranked 32nd...
"Beach...
Beef Bowl"
At Dachou Club Ueshiba Ryuhei!
Landara
You're on the opposite side of the line.
You're the one who should go first!
What are you doing there?!
Who do you think you are?!
Stop it!
You're on the opposite side of the line.
Oh, no!
I forgot to change my warrior!
I'll go back to the base!
Thank you very much.
That's good!
Very good!
Stunning ovation!
Look at him!
Isn't he the best so far?
I've been happy from the bottom of my heart since he appeared in "Mameshimo"!
I'm happy about everything!
I'm glad!
When I was squeezing my chest, I thought, "Is he stupid?"
Did you do it?
Wonderful!
Yes!
Now!
Let's announce the best three!
The third place of this week is...
725 points!
HAPPY BOY RETURNS!
Okada Masuda and Okada Keisuke!
Please come in!
WELCOME TO JAPAN!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It's nice to see you again!
That's right!
I'm HAPPY BOY!
HAPPY BOY!
H-B!
I'm ENPISUKA!
DUAHO!
Thank you!
It's already started!
The engine is running so fast!
It's amazing!
The car and idling are high and it's a red zone!
It's amazing!
The music video is coming!
The result will be revealed in the actual performance!
DUAHO!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
DUAHO!
Please stand by!
Thank you!
They are always excited.
They are doing their best.
This week's grand prize winner, OKADA KEISUKE from BUSTER BUTTER, "HAPPY BOY" returns!
"HAPPY BOY" will eat natto first.
Natto. Yes, yes.
First of all, natto's soup stock.
Oh, it's going to fly away.
Natto's soup stock is going to fly away.
Why?
Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!
UAHSA! MANOKA! HIROSHIKA!
DUAHO!
HAPPY BOY!
UAHO!
Thank you.
RETIRE!
HUNGRY HAPPY BOY will eat curry udon and curry japanese noodle.
Curry udon again!
Fly, fly, fly!
Is the window wide?
Hello! HAPPY BOY!
HAPPY BOY is full now.
Let's listen to the music!
Let's music!
Thank you!
It's a nostalgic record.
HAPPY BOY's theme song "WHITE AND FEAR" by HIDEKI SAIJO!
HERE WE GO!
What's up! Tachi!
Hirosuka!
See you next week!
Grandpa!
HAPPY BOY!
When you came out, you were very happy.
Yes, I was.
That's HAPPY BOY!
Yes, HAPPY BOY!
We want to congratulate you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Tachi-kun!
That's HAPPY BOY!
Thank you!
How could you stand in the middle of it?
That's HAPPY BOY!
Finally, "NOGORI YAMA ATON"
You're like an otaku.
Let's go!
Next, this week's No. 2!
830 points!
Light years away!
Silk!
What is this?
You...
Nice to meet you!
What do you have today?
I publish a calendar every year.
Really?
30 minutes is a little...
Everyone is bothering me with this calendar.
Respect is good!
Here you go!
What?
Will this be okay on TV?
This...
Why do you shave all your hair?
No, it's just...
It's just...
I put on a laser and...
Laser?
You put on a laser and...
And you put on a lot of bangs.
Silk, is there such a thing as "pants" in this world?
Is that all you need to say?
Okay, Silk!
Yes!
Please stand by!
Yes, I understand! Thank you!
This week's No. 2!
With Silk, light years away!
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind dancing with me?
I'm going to break the light years away with dancing!
Follow me! Here we go!
Turn your body!
Yes!
Turn your body!
Yes!
Turn your body!
Yes!
Turn your body!
Keep looking up!
Show me your chest!
Show me your neck!
Yes!
Your chest!
Yes!
Your neck!
Women's hormones come out from here.
Give me plenty of woman's hormones!
Are you ready, everyone?
I won't be popular anymore.
Here you go!
Thank you very much!
You're spending a lot of time.
This is second place, everyone!
But it's only second place so far!
So, everyone's top priority will be revealed now!
Let's see!
The first place of this week is...
976 points!
I want to eat flowers!
YAMASAKI HOSEI!
Good evening!
You're the first place of this week!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
I was acting like I wasn't nervous because there were a lot of young people, but it didn't work out.
I know. We've known each other for a long time, so I know.
You know?
Yes, I know.
But nervousness doesn't necessarily lead to negative results.
That's right.
Sometimes it leads to positive results.
Then, please stand by!
Please!
Many of you may have noticed, but none of the three shots were funny.
Why didn't you prepare anything?
Why are you over there?
There's a color correction over there.
Are you ready?
But it's fine up to here, right?
That's right!
It's fine up to here!
It's a match!
It's fine now.
Let's go!
The first place of this week is...
I want to eat hanakuso in Yamasaki Prefecture!
Did you eat it here?!
Here!
Look!
Did you eat it here?!
Stop it!
Stop it, foreigner!
Did you eat hanakuso here?!
Look!
Stop it!
Stop it, foreigner!
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I went out to die
I became a big tofu
I'll avenge my father
Stop it, it's a lie, hit me
(Laughter)
This is terrible.
Is it over?
No, it's not over.
There was no mountain.
Revenge of my father!
My stomach hurts!
Eat me!
(Laughter)
Eat me!
(Laughter)
Everyone, my teeth are noisy.
(Laughter)
My teeth are noisy.
(Laughter)
Everyone, this is a commemorative photo.
Everyone, look at the camera above you and pose!
I'm sorry.