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I want to know more about Matsuko Deluxe
Quiz Matsuko Deluxe's 500 things
Question 1
Where is Matsuko from?
I don't know
Where is she from?
I don't know
Where is she from?
The answer is
She looks like a writer
But she is not a person
Here is the answer
Where is Matsuko from?
Can I say it normally?
Chiba
Correct
She is from Kanto
Chiba, Tokyo, Shizuoka
I was surprised by one shot
Question 2
Where is Matsuko's age?
Is it publicized?
I don't know
The answer is open
Yama-chan is the youngest
Here is the answer
Matsuko's age is
36
Wow
Wow, Zaki-san
What is this?
Chiba is 36
Matsuko is 36
She is young
If you don't let me do it, I'll do it for the first time
What is Matsuko's specialty?
Let's go eat
Is it this one?
The answer is open!
She has a soft head and is straight.
Here is the correct answer.
I can't say it on TV.
What are you talking about?
What do you know?
You must have had it in your head.
What is Matsuko's favorite pattern?
Pattern?
I can't go with that anymore.
I'll go with something else.
I see.
The answer is open!
I can see that you like it.
That's how it is.
It can't be helped.
Here is the correct answer.
Pattern?
I like "muji".
That's how it is.
I really don't know.
What are you talking about?
"Muji"?
I want you to answer with "gara".
What is Matsuko's most important thing?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know at all.
It's too wide.
I'll go with "mono".
That's right.
The answer is open!
I see.
You were about to say something like that.
Here is the correct answer.
I see.
Not much.
What is the correct answer?
What is it?
Not much.
Let's end this quiz.
Let's end it.
Not much.
How many seconds can Matsuko continue to vomit?
It's the duration of vomiting, right?
It's the duration of Matsuko continuing to vomit, right?
That's right.
The answer is open.
No, it's this long, right?
Isn't it long?
One minute is too long.
Here is the correct answer.
It can't be 100 digits.
Ready, start!
You surprised me!
I want it so bad!
Do your best for one second, Matsuko.
Why did you drink it?
You drank it, didn't you?
Who would Matsuko like to spend the night alone among the five of you?
This is it.
Don't you think so, too?
This is it.
Right?
The answer is...
Endo...
I'm embarrassed to say this, but...
This is Endo for sure.
Here is the correct answer.
Who would Matsuko like to spend the night alone among the five of you?
Endo.
I did it!
I was wearing it!
What is Matsuko's most stressful moment?
What is it?
The answer is...
I don't know what it is.
Matsuko.
I don't know.
Here is the correct answer.
What is Matsuko's most stressful moment?
Her hairstyle.
Does she feel stressed every morning?
Her hairstyle.
It's a joke.
Before anything happens, it's a joke.
But when I see her hairstyle, I feel stressed.
I feel sorry for her.
Let's do it as angels.
Who would Matsuko like to hug?
This is...
It would be...
Endo or Fujiwara, right?
After all...
I dare...
Ah, that one!
Answer, open!
Watanabe Ken-san or...
No, that's not it.
But it's too dark.
Is it too dark?
Yes, yes, yes.
Here is the correct answer!
Can I be hugged?
Can I be hugged? Which one?
This is really serious.
Isn't it Endo?
It's serious!
No, it's not Endo.
It's Endo.
Look!
Shut up!
Matsuko-san, what?
No, Endo is...
What should I do?
What should you do, Endo?
What should I do? What do you mean?
You look like Chiaki a little.
No, we don't.
What should I do?
We don't look alike, do we?
How many seconds can Matsuko drink water from a plastic bottle?
No, this is pretty tough.
Right?
Well, if you say it like that...
Can you do it?
The answer is...
I'll stop halfway.
I see.
You can't drink it all.
Here is the correct answer!
Ready...
Start!
It's not that small.
But it's fast.
It's coming up from here.
Wow, it's fast!
It's fast!
Wow!
You're amazing!
It's amazing how you guessed the number of seconds
Matsuko's way of relieving stress?
I don't know
Is it like this?
I don't know
The answer is
I think I can tell you
I see
It's "g"
Here is the correct answer
It's a great delusion
It's connected from there
It's connected from "g"
It's connected from there
You're smart
You said a lot of "g"
Matsuko's common "a" word is?
I'm confident about this
It's this, right?
No, it's not
It's definitely not this
The answer is
It's definitely this
If I said it's not this, it's a misunderstanding
It's this
Here is the correct answer
Sex
Is it true?
You're full of it
I said I'm full of it, but it's not like that
It's overflowing
You're a middle school student
If you add one more yen, it's over
How many times has Matsuko kissed on a date?
If it's like this...
That's right
Seriously
I don't know what to think about this
It's like the first time you get home
The answer is...
This is unanimous
I think it is
Here is the correct answer
The question is weird
Even if you treat me like an older woman
It doesn't make sense
You don't forgive me easily
He doesn't forgive me
If you're going to let me do it, I want to do it from the first time
I'm scared
It's overflowing
You said it about 20 times
You said it more than Masanori Chino
When Matsuko meets a man, what does she care about the most?
She cares about...
Matsuko cares about...
[Answer revealed!]
Answer revealed!
I can't help it. My face is shining.
Yes, yes.
Because of sweat.
Sweat and make up.
Now, it's time for the correct answer.
If you don't think it's interesting...
It's not like you can just like everything about it.
It's too interesting for you.
You always try not to make it boring.
That's the only thing you keep connected to.
Why are you mad?
Why are you mad at me?
You're mad.
He was mad.
How many seconds can Matsuko sneeze?
Her nose is deeper than her mouth.
This is difficult.
It's not right.
There's that possibility.
I see.
Just like before.
Answer revealed!
I see.
And then you get mad.
I see.
That's warm.
Now, it's time for the correct answer.
Ready...
Start!
I don't know how to do it.
Sigh...
That's fast!
He did it!
That was fast.
12.18
What does Matsuko think of her past life?
What is it?
Thinking about my own life?
Past life?
I can't reach you at all. I can't reach you at all.
I'm definitely going to get angry.
I'm going to get angry.
No, there's nothing coming out of it.
I'm going to get angry.
But the funniest thing is Machmusumi.
What?
It's not funny or anything like that.
Go after her.
I'm not going after her.
She's a woman, right?
She's a woman.
Here is the correct answer.
I think he is someone who died because he couldn't eat because of some kind of cancer or something like that.
That's why he is still eating.
He is still eating.
That's right. He was sick and now he is eating because he wants to eat.
Matsuko's manly gesture when she is eating gyoza is?
Gesture?
Manly gesture when she is eating gyoza...
Answer, open!
Isn't it action?
I see.
No, it's action to spit out spit.
I see.
Then, the correct answer is...
I don't think so.
I don't care.
I don't care what you do.
I don't care where you come from.
I see.
I didn't know it.
I don't care about action.
I just hope you love me.
How many spits out can Matsuko spit out?
It's hard to guess.
Let me see.
It's like this.
Answer, open!
It's like this.
Then, the correct answer is...
Is it fun?
Please spit out four.
It's big.
I spitted out yesterday.
Did you spit it out?
It's zero.
Did you spit it out?
I can't spit it out.
Did you spit it out?
The 500th question!
Last one!
What would Matsuko do if the world ended tomorrow?
I don't know what to write!
I know, right?
This is the only one we have.
If we didn't have this...
This is it!
This is the only one we have!
The answer is...
This is scary!
Let's go with "limited"!
It's getting more and more popular.
Let me announce the correct answer!
What would Matsuko do if the world ended tomorrow?
Have sex!
Let's go with "sex"!
Let me announce the winner of Quiz Matsuko Deluxe's 500th question!
Wow!
The winner is Hamada Masato!
And the loser is Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Matsumoto, who was the loser, will be punished.
Go to Matsuko's punishment room.
Punishment room?
Punishment room in the afternoon?
No! No! I'm serious!
This is crazy! This is crazy!
Why? Why?
Thank you!
Deluxe is good! Deluxe is good!
I've heard you'll be punished, but...
If you say I'll be punished, I feel a little sad.
Of course!
Eat a rice ball.
Oh, you're going to make it now?
In front of me!
No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but can you put something in it for me?
Only salt?
Only salt.
If you don't have it, you can't taste the rice.
If you rub it sideways, it says "ear"!
Hurry up and use it for now!
It's over 40 degrees.
Is it hot?
It's hot!
It's over 40 degrees.
It's hot!
You're annoying!
Hurry up and use it for now!
It's not open!
Eat it!
Does it taste like salt?
It tastes weird.
If you want to give it to the person you like the most...
Then you should eat it, too!
That's weird!
No, no, no!
I want you to eat it!
No, you hold it and eat it!
You hold it and eat it!
Then it's okay!
You hold it and eat it!
No, no, no!
You hold it and eat it!
Well, well, you eat it!
You hold it and eat it!
And I want Endo to eat it, too!
Because it's like an indirect action!
Let's do it again!
It's more sexual!
Of course!
I like it!
It's like a live show!
It's like a rice ball!
Eat it erotically!
There are too many orders!
It's weird to eat it, too!
But I have to live like that for about three months!
I think I can live somehow because you did it for me for three months!
Eat it erotically!
That's right!
Eat it!
Don't stop it!
Look at me!
I gave it to you.
What is it?
Excuse me!
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Happy birthday, son.
"Birthday" means...
Can you sing for me?
"Birthday" song?
Yes.
There is no reason to reject such a happy song.
That's right!
Then I will sing a little.
I asked you many times.
Well...
You didn't answer me at all.
Long time no see!