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- Matsumoto san. - Yes?
- We were doing something else. - That's right.
- When we came back, you suddenly did this. - You took this frame.
- Do you know what it says? - Ninja, greenbelle, pirate, pilot, perot...
- It says a lot of things. Do you know what it is? - Of course we know.
- Do you know what it is? - Yes.
- It's Shoji Muragami. - Yes.
- That's right. - He's been saying one word at a time until now.
- That's right. - For some reason...
- I'm glad you voted for him. - That's right!
- I don't know what it means. - That's right.
I'm glad you voted for him. I'm sure you'll vote for him again in the future.
I guess I'll have to tell Mr. Ujiie about this.
- He's quite an influential person. - Yes, he is.
- Let's review what you've done so far. - Yes.
- And then you can decide. - I'll pick up what you've done so far...
- and make it official. - Yes, yes.
- And this time... Look at this. - Yes.
- If you don't like it... - Yes.
- Let's make it official. - Are you going to cut it out?
- Are you going to cut it out?
- That's right. - That's right.
Will Shoji Muragami's plan continue in the future?
Tonight, we'll reconsider the necessity of it.
Get out of the studio!
- This is a shrine, right? - Yes, it is.
Wow!
- You surprised me! - You surprised me!
- Good morning! - Good morning! - Good morning! - Good morning! - Good morning! - Good morning! - Are you surprised? - Yes, we are. - Yes, we are. - Yes, we are. - You surprised me. - Yes.
- What are you... - What am I...
Can you do that with this suit?
- Alright, as a first class of the classroom series... - Yes. Wait a minute. - What? - What do you mean "classroom series"?
So, as the first part of the classroom series, we'll start with the ninja classroom.
We even have the science experiment classroom you want to do the most.
Ninja's representative weapon, the shuriken, is used for practical training.
This is the shuriken we use for practice.
Everyone, hold this for a second.
Isn't this a cardboard box?
We wrap it with a rubber band so it doesn't stick.
Actually, we don't have a rubber band like this.
There are people who got caught in a drink shop by accident.
There are people who got into a car accident by accident.
So, don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
You'll get caught!
I'm sorry.
Try throwing it.
You have good arms.
You've finally become first class ninjas.
Let's all do our best.
Okay?
Okay!
But don't try too hard for rewards.
Okay!
You just want to become a ninja.
Who did it?
Did you get it?
Yes?
I said, "Did you get it?"
Yes, we got it.
Hedgehog number!
"N"!
It's not a hedgehog!
"N"!
Green Berets and their weapons can't give up until the end.
It's a mudfish.
It's nostalgic.
This is a great weapon.
The captain is caught.
I see.
Yes.
The enemy wakes up and we all attack together.
Yes.
And we rescue the captain.
Yes.
It's called "Mudfish Operation".
Do you have a good title for it?
Yes.
I knew you'd say that.
Help me!
Yes!
Are you okay?
Help me!
We'll help you!
We'll help you now!
Captain!
Captain, hang in there!
Captain!
The enemy is waking up!
Wait!
Captain!
Wait!
Yes?
What should we do?
Well, there's no difference in life.
Yes.
Do you want to get on a ship? It's too early to get on a ship.
Yes.
Come and see my pirate ship.
What are you laughing at?
It's a joke.
Was there such an old man?
Pirates sailing across the sea.
First of all, the most important public training.
Public training from now on.
Yes.
What is your name?
My name is Yamasaki.
You can sit on the bench.
You can sit on it.
Wait a minute.
I said you can sit on it.
I'm not into it.
I haven't done anything yet.
What?
Your father made me commit a crime.
He gave me a weird nickname.
He said I was a good captain.
I lost my mind.
You should apologize.
Will you forgive me if I apologize?
Please forgive me.
Please.
Show me your sincerity.
Your sincerity.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry I said that.
Why did you say that?
Show me your sincerity.
It's impossible to live on the battlefield without a sense of balance.
There are times when it rains, but most of the time it's foggy.
Yes.
That's why we train here to build stability on the battlefield.
This is difficult.
I'm scared.
There's a tree over there.
Captain!
What's wrong?
Let me go.
What's wrong?
It's okay.
My shoulder hurts.
What's wrong?
My shoulder hurts.
Your shoulder hurts?
Are you crazy?
Are you serious?
It's okay.
Captain
Captain is the most disorganized one
It's dangerous to be on the sea
If you could only do this on land
You don't have rights to ride on ships
You don't want to be pirates from now on
You guys
Stop playing with me
You are playing dirty
Captain
Sometimes you get paid so you can be pirates
Captain
What was that?
Captain
You guys don't say "Hello" or "Hello" to your seniors and juniors
Hello
When I see planes like that
Pirates don't do that
Captain
That's the worst mission you can do as a pirate
It's common sense
It's getting crowded
Captain
Try it
I'm leaving!
Hamada kun!
I'm sorry
I'm leaving
I was watching you
Don't you have Narita?
Narita
What happened?
You got caught
I got caught
I knew it
It's not a coincidence
I calculated it
It's called "micro comedy"
Thank you very much
During the break, Shiden told him again
Captain
Please take it off
I'm very thirsty
Try sucking it from the back of the ground
There are two women, 40 men and 45 women.
Do you want to get married?
What is that episode?
I saw this woman when I came from a nearby castle
There are two women, 40 men and 45 women
Brother, what do you think?
Will you marry me?
What are you talking about?
I told him to send me a message.
And he said, "Not bad."
Why don't you call me?
I'm so excited. Tell me your phone number.
The next day, I called him and he said, "I'm sorry."
If you call me, I'll be in trouble.
Are you serious?
This is the first time I'm getting married!
Boss, can I tell you something?
Sure.
Um...
All numbers in this series are one-digit numbers.
That's right.
One-digit?
Are you afraid of working with me?
The biggest rule for Pierrot...
Always practice not to speak up.
Shall we practice not to speak up?
Yamazaki!
Yes?
I said not to speak up!
Shall we practice not to speak up, Yamazaki?
I said yes!
To help with this training, he appears.
From now on, this shepherd will chase you.
And don't speak up!
Isn't it better for me to show my true self?
What?
To the commander.
I'm an amateur, so I don't know much about opera.
But commander, please show me your true self.
Please!
I won't speak up!
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Watch me!
Okay!
He's running away!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Ouch!
Commander!
Commander, you can't speak up!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Commander, you can't speak up!
Commander, stop me!
Commander!
It's so scary!
My nose is coming out!
It's so scary!
Oh, blood is coming out!
Oh, I'm surprised!
Oh, man!
I'm surprised!
I forgot about my nose!
I'm surprised!
Where do you think ghosts are usually, Matsumoto?
Um, I wonder if it's in a storage room or in a attic?
It's not an attic, it's dangerous, so stay away from it.
He's a little clumsy.
Stay away from it.
You're not coming?
Thank you.
Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
No, it's just...
First of all, you lie down here and have a bicycle ride above you.
When you pass by, if you scream like "Ugh!" or "Ah!"
The ghost will come down from the bicycle and go "Durego!"
Do you ride a bicycle, ghost?
If the ghost finds you, you'll be in trouble.
Matsumoto will challenge.
I'm scared, captain!
I'm a ghost!
I'll run up there!
Really?
Yes!
Captain!
Let's go!
Watch your hands!
Don't scream!
If you scream, you'll be in trouble.
I'm scared, captain!
Don't scream!
You're like an old man!
You're a ghost, aren't you?
Are you an old man?
I'm really scared.
Are you really going to do it, captain?
What do you think?
Are you going to do it?
I'm going to do it, captain.
Shut up!
Nice to meet you, everyone.
Nice to meet you, too.
You're from Karasawa, so you can't treat us specially.
If you don't want to do it, what should we do?
Go home!
Get out of the headquarter!
We don't do that.
Get out of the headquarter!
The headquarter is in Chagasaga.
Recently, Keihi and Sakuen are called out.
Bringing food is also an important job of the microphone team.
Are you ready? This is a sample of food.
- This one. - Yes.
This is the president's favorite food.
You're quite thin, aren't you?
- Is it morning? - Yes, it's like breakfast.
- Thin? - No.
Can you say that to your dead cell phone?
- Even though you couldn't eat it. - Yes.
Start!
- Good luck! - Good luck!
Take turns cooking and say goodbye to the president quickly.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- The president is waiting for you! - The president is waiting for you!
- Take care of it! - Yes!
- Hurry up! - Take care of it!
- Be careful! - Eat it on time!
- Yes!
- Yes, yes! Hurry up! - Yes, yes!
- Quick! - Yes!
- Don't go crazy! - Yes!
- Quick! - Yes!
- Are you okay? - Yes!
- You're fine! - Yes!
20 seconds.
Karayakko!
20 seconds.
Karayakko, are you okay?
Karayakko!
Ouch!
Ready...
Start!
You can do it!
Next up is Karayakko.
At a steady pace, he clears Kannon.
In a short time, his expectations grow.
Karayakko, you can do it!
You can do it!
Karayakko, you can do it!
Be careful!
It's dazzling
It's interesting
It's totally different
I'm telling my boss I'll do it when it's bright
I'll do it when it's bright
Your boss?
I'm not used to it yet
I'll talk to Fukata sensei
One more thing
I'm in the Caribbean right now
I was just about to say Godzilla's wife's shoulder
Godzilla's wife's shoulder
Training to prevent a dorakira from entering the house
First, Matsumoto will try
Don't open it / You're late
Yes
Excuse me, ma'am
Who are you?
I'm Takamiya who recently moved in
Takamiya-san
I went fishing recently
There were many mackerels, so I brought some for you
Mackerels?
Yes
I'm running out of time, so I'm sorry
Wait a minute
I also brought some seasonal mushrooms
They're all from the sea, so I'm fine
Excuse me, ma'am
Can you lend me some?
What is it?
Something happened today
Can you lend me some?
Open it!
What happened?
My boat is leaving, so I'm done
Next up, the search for mistakes quiz starts
As a dorakira item, they search for weird things
Will they find the correct answer?
Where is it?
Can I look at it?
Yes
I know it completely
It's "booze"
It's changed
It's completely changed
Booze
What?
I have it
It's not about luck
It's about skill
I don't have anything in this world
Shut up!
Hamada
Are you going to die?
Why?
What is this red thing?
What?
You know red is the color I hate the most in Togyu
What's wrong with you?
You're crazy
Your voice is ...
I'm sorry, I talk in a low voice
Togyu
They are cows, right?
Yes
They weigh about 560kg
That's normal
End
Yes
Can you show me?
Please
I see
It's like Togyu
Watch out!
He used all of his strength
During the break, the master is doing the BBQ
How was it?
Togyu is like a band where you cut and bring it back
I've never heard of it
But every time, he has a hard time
Excuse me!
Master! Master!
Master!
It's ten years earlier to eat beef
Why?
Why? If you ask me, it's over
Welcome to Gaikin Park
Gaikin Park will soon become a paradise
It's like a movie
Excuse me, how was it?
Well, it wasn't that interesting
Also, our president Osaki said "dotsuku"
What? Are you serious?
He said "dotsuku"
We are not a group of people
Thank you for everything
Thank you
It was a good memory
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