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The Encore Talent Grand Finals Entertainment Festival Enrage-yo Grand Prix!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know you're angry, but I'm a little angry.
Really?
This is completely nonsense.
It's really hot.
Don't say that.
But we're not angry today.
That's right.
There are people who rarely get angry.
That's right.
I dared to choose an on-call talent.
The challenger is a junior who doesn't know anything.
Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not.
I see.
Let's decide who's number one with that anger.
For example, if you're angry, you can't do anything about it.
How do you fix it?
You pull it out.
I can't do that.
This is how you judge your anger.
Anxiety, love, word sense, sharpness, timing.
This is how you judge your anger.
And in the end, if you say, "I won't lose to anyone," it's over.
What's that?
This is the goal.
I won't lose to anyone.
I don't think that word makes sense.
I think you have a sharp voice.
By the way, if you look at today's members, you'll see that most of them don't have life force.
Really?
They say they have two life forces.
Let's go!
Here's the first challenger!
Tanaka, you've never been angry before?
No!
About ten years ago, I had a big fight with Endo once.
Oh, I see!
I got into a fight over a joke.
Yes, yes, yes.
And I got angry and said, "You bastard!"
But I've never been angry before, so I said, "You bastard!"
If I were Tanaka, I'd be more scared of Zucchini.
Get angry, Mr. Equipment System!
Let's go!
These two are the targets.
As for Kubota, it's their first encounter of the day.
Let's see what happens!
My plan is...
Yoshimura usually treats me very well.
Usually, I don't get mad at him.
Today, I'm going to cut Yoshimura's drumstick in a good place.
I'm going to cut Yoshimura well and get my first encounter partner involved.
And I'm going to cut them all!
Don't say that!
This is embarrassing.
Good morning.
I'm Tanaka.
Is this your first time?
Yes, it is.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
You're a senior.
Can you not be so formal?
You're right.
Maybe you should have said it more formally.
I'm not used to it.
You're right.
That wasn't good.
It's just right.
I'm good at it.
The dinner party goes on.
And finally...
The mountain moves.
You have something in common with your juniors.
You're the top of the pyramid in Tokyo Games.
What do you mean?
No, I'm not.
I'm the seventh.
Oh, you're the seventh.
No, you're not.
Who should go first?
No, I'm not.
Yoshimura says the same thing over and over again.
All that's left is timing.
Can he do it?
This is interesting.
From a junior's perspective, you have a scary image.
You talk a lot.
You don't talk much.
You're stoic.
No, no, no, I'm not like that at all.
Excuse me, can I say something?
Of course.
You're cute.
Are you mad at me?
Hey, are you mad at me?
Hey, you're cute.
Two hours from the start.
Thank you.
Two people who are in good spirits.
Finally, Tanaka moves.
Thank you.
Two hours?
It's one by one.
It's fun when there are people.
Oh, I see.
Including your seniors.
I wish you had been better seniors.
No, it's not like that.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
There are no seniors who aren't nervous like you.
What?
There are no seniors who aren't nervous like you.
This is a good chance.
Can you do it flat?
No, I can't.
Here it comes!
I'll do it here.
What the hell are you talking about?
No, it's not like that.
I'm nervous, but...
I can't do it like that.
Can you do it flat?
No, I can't.
Hey.
Here it comes!
I can't do it like that.
I'll do it here.
You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
I can't do it like that!
I didn't say anything!
I'll do it from here.
Your voice isn't that loud!
Why are you saying such things?
Why... why... why are you doing this?
I can't do it like that!
I definitely can't do it like that, senpai!
Don't be nervous!
I'm sorry!
Don't get nervous in front of your seniors!
You can't do it like this!
You're kidding me!
If it were someone else, I wouldn't have ended it like this.
You said "kawaii" just now.
Here it comes!
No!
Here it comes!
You said "kawaii" in front of your seniors.
I've told you many times!
Don't ride it!
It's okay, Yoshimura!
Don't ride it!
It's okay, Yoshimura!
You know my case!
Your scale is small!
I've told you many times!
Don't ride it, Yoshimura!
I've told you many times!
Don't ride it, Yagirin!
You saw me, didn't you?
Tell me!
I've told you many times!
Tell me!
I'm Yoshimura Yagirin!
I've told you many times!
Tell me!
Don't ride it!
It's hard to judge!
What is "kawaii"?
Let me say one more thing.
If you get angry, it's over.
I won't lose to anyone.
It's over.
I won't lose to anyone.
I won't say this phrase.
That's true.
Of course, it has "ana" and "barashii" in it, right?
Ah, yes. Yoshimura was crying.
Well, of course, like a senior, like a superior.
I don't know where "jirai" is.
Don't put it in!
I thought it was good, and my juniors...
Also, yes, that's right.
"Kireteru toki" and "propose" words are definitely not allowed in kanji.
What are you saying? I don't know what you're talking about.
Kami-tan is delicious!
Kami-tan is delicious, isn't it?
Masuo-san.
Yes.
Just in case.
Well, it turned out like this.
Yes.
Well, it's a pretty disappointing result.
Yes, it hasn't spread much.
I'm the one who added these "hari"s.
These?
Also, "kimpakukan".
These were sold by my juniors, and they're not "kimpakukan"s made by Tanaka, but...
Well, well, I made it a little higher here.
For word sense, it's completely wrong!
You said the same thing, didn't you?
And why did Tanaka-kun change his hair style just a little bit after this?
He changed it a little, didn't he?
"kimpakukan" got 13 "kouhyoukao"s in total in Elmo.
Tanaka, "buruwasu".
Next challenger, please come out!
Yes!
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm a middle school student, too. Nice to meet you.
This is just my guess, but you're definitely a *****, right?
You're angry, of course. What's wrong with you?
Rather than being angry, I put a blanket over my head when I got home.
And I tell myself, "I didn't do well today."
Do you want some medicine?
Who did you call out to?
My junior, Nurmayuken.
I don't know about that, either!
I'm Nurmayuken, too!
Their target is Nurmayuken, a junior-junior duo.
What are you trying to do?
I'm going to have a live performance soon.
While I'm practicing, I asked Nurmayuken for help.
Nurmayuken helped me a little...
Nurmayuken did what?
Nurmayuken helped me a little...
Nurmayuken...
Oh, yes!
Oh, hello! It's been a while!
I'm glad you're here! Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Miko, this is...
Oh, yes!
A live rehearsal camera is on stand-by.
This will record everything that happens.
While you're looking at the script...
I'll add a little more.
I'd like you to try it once.
Try it together and make it look fashionable.
He's talking normally!
Try it together and...
I see.
What do you think of trying it together?
If you have that much time...
Try it together and...
I see...
That's right... But...
In the middle of the result...
The music has decreased slightly...
Slightly... It's a little...
The two of them are thinking carefully about the shot.
They don't have a timing to get angry.
One hour from the beginning...
Another middle school student who is meditating...
There is a chance...
Then, in the form of you two holding it...
Yes... Yes...
Hmm... That's right...
That's right...
Hmm...
But what do you two think?
After all, honestly...
Hmm...
Well, it can't be helped...
That's right...
I feel like I want to do it exactly as you think...
Really?
This is it!
It's me...
No, but I...
I want you two to decide!
Really!
This is terrible!
What are you doing?
I...
I want you two to decide!
Really!
This is terrible!
Really!
I...
I want you two to decide!
Really?!
What? Like this?
I've been telling you!
You two decide! You two decide!
Hey! This...
I told you two to call me!
Hurry up and call me!
What are you doing, Urumayo-kun?
Urumayo-kun, what kind of face is that?!
I told you!
Hey!
You two decide!
Really?!
Why won't you listen to me?!
Hey!
Really?!
I've been telling you!
Really?!
I won't lose to anyone!
Really?!
I won't lose to anyone!
Hey!
Right?!
I won't forgive you!
I won't lose to anyone!
Really?!
I won't forgive you!
Urumayo-kun's face is worse than Tanaka's!
Urumayo-kun's face was about 25 degrees.
How did you actually do it?
I actually did image training the day before and watched a video of a lion.
It was supposed to happen like a lion,
but instead of a lion, it became like a lioness brushing her teeth.
Now you have even less sense of words!
Sit down.
Now, Matsuno-san!
It's like this.
Ah! Your voice is off!
As expected, you don't have a sense of tension!
That's right!
Your tone is bad!
Your voice is off!
That's right! You don't have a sense of words!
I won't lose to anyone!
How many times do I have to say it?!
With his golden voice and lack of sense of words, he's already a middle school student! 11 points!
This is really...
What will happen to these two?
As expected, life was right!
Now, let's go! Next challenger, please come in!
[Makocchan]
Makocchan, you don't look like you'll lose either!
This is terrible, isn't it?
Makocchan, have you ever lost?
No, I've never lost.
You haven't, have you?
What about you, Mr. Oku?
Oh, yes.
Well, I'll lose anyway, even if I lose.
"I'll lose anyway, even if I lose" you say.
That's a line, isn't it?
I thought so, too!
Oh, I'd like to see that, too!
Yes, but this time...
I was pretty excited.
I think you said a pretty good phrase.
Makocchan, you're starting to look like an enoki mushroom.
Thank you.
Kind Mushroom Drummer is on the move!
The target is unbalance.
What will happen to these two people who have been together for more than ten years?
Usually, they say "perfect" a lot.
But this time...
That's what they say.
I'd like to see how much they care about me.
Makocchan, you should look sideways!
You should look forward!
I'd like to show you how scared Makocchan is.
Unbalance
I know about unbalance, too.
But it's really hard to make it happen.
Good morning!
Congratulations!
You're getting married!
Congratulations!
It's been a while, right?
It's hard to think about it like that.
Matsumoto and Horiken got married while we were getting excited about getting married this year.
We were so excited about getting married.
It was a bad timing.
It was such a bad timing.
You're so nice.
I've always been nice to you.
Was there anything wrong with what Makoto said?
Even after this, Makoto continues to raise his target.
It's going as planned so far.
And finally, Makoto makes a move.
There's a difference between being a musician and being a comedian.
In the future...
I don't know what I'm going to do with my hair in 10 years.
What are you going to do?
Change or not change.
I'm going to say this.
I have a deep relationship with Makoto.
Change!
Double change!
When I was in my 40s, my bangs and my forehead were more bulging.
Can you raise your head a little bit?
Did you have a big forehead?
It's wide!
It doesn't matter at all!
Did you get older?
My forehead was really wide.
When you were in your 40s...
I'm surprised!
So...
No change!
Huh?
Are you selfish?
Can you raise your head a little bit?
I see!
Anyway...
I'm not showing my forehead.
Oh, it's coming up a little.
Hey!
Oh, it's coming up!
Hey!
It's coming up!
I've been saying it for a long time.
I'm serious.
I'm talking about my route.
It's not a deco.
It's not a tree.
It's a little quiet.
You said it was a change at first.
You said it wasn't a change right away.
Are you selfish?
The past...
I'm sorry. I don't know the words.
I don't know the words.
The past...
I don't know the words.
I don't know at all!
In the end, it's one in two things.
Is it a change or not?
That's what I think.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, no, no.
It's coming up.
If you don't know what you're talking about, you don't know what you're talking about.
Don't change your opinion.
Make it clear. Clearly.
This is the best?
I will never lose.
What is it?
I don't like it.
What?
What is it?
Hey, hey, Magochi!
You said quite a lot of good words, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I said "koro koro" a lot.
Magochi, you're like New Harf's Kozeria.
Are you serious?
Here's the result.
This is how you make me feel.
It's terrible, isn't it? You don't even say a word.
You say "koro koro" a lot for your sense of words.
You said "koro koro", didn't you?
You said "koro koro" at the opening of "Roppongi", didn't you?
You said it like a car sound.
Comedians like you are big.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Out of five items, four have one point.
"No sense of anger", seven points.
After this, we'll reveal the story.
Next time, we'll announce it.
Automobile audition
I refuse this job.
Studio Master
Automobile audition
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
What is this?
You're kidding me!
I was so scared!
I'm sorry, Yoshiwara.
I'm sorry, Komada-kun.
You look so different now!
Why did you get mad at me like that?
I'm sorry, Komada-kun.
Let's eat.
No, I don't wanna eat!
Let's eat.
Excuse me.
I'm a part-time part-timer.
I'm sorry for bothering you today.
What's wrong with you?
Why are you laughing?
I thought you were laughing at me.
But you...
You two...
You two don't look like good people at all!
Thank you for the meal!
Thank goodness!
I'm a cameraman, too!
I thought you were pranking me!
I knew it, Makoto-san!
I knew you wouldn't get mad at me like this!
I'm definitely not gonna lose.
By the way...
Can you tell me more about this show?
I don't want to tell you anything.
That's more important!
Go! Go! Shiodome Jamboree!
Last year, on New Year's Eve,
Don't Laugh, Newspapers 24
was aired on this year's Shiodome Jamboree!
Thank you for coming!
We're looking forward to seeing you again!
Are you kidding me?!