AISubs v3.5
I'm thinking of going for 30 minutes with this
Thank you
I'll give you my number
You killed me!
The men's pride is on fire as they compete for the number one entertainer
First round, Kitara vs. Yamazaki
Is it impossible for me to beat Yamazaki?
This is really ...
There he is!
Oh no
First up is Kitara
A smooth first round
Next up is Hamada
He beats him in just three seconds
Next up is Kitara, who keeps winning with his sexy hair
The last one to go is Matsumoto
Don't shake it too much
You can't shake it too much
The result is Kitara's victory!
That match was ...
I don't remember it well, it was around CO2
Tonight, Kitara takes the entertainment world by storm!
To be honest, we could have guessed it by now
But we have witnesses
It starts now
The 6th witness is ...
I'm sorry
Everyone is laughing
Is it on TV?
Who is laughing?
It's okay
Look at his hands
There must be a difference in height
I don't think a big cat can win sumo
That's right
It's about the same size as a cheeser
Cheeser and ...
Yes, it's about the same
A cat is a sportsman
It seems like it has a high physical ability
This Tokyo Marathon is a practice match
Really?
The potential is different
What do you mean?
Musashi is your relative?
Yes
He is my father's grandfather's younger sister's son
The 6th match is Chitara vs Neko Hiroshi
Let's do it!
You can say "nya"
I'm glad I said "nya"
Neko Hiroshi
He is not a comedian anymore
Yes
Neko Hiroshi
He is not a comedian anymore
Is it okay to say "nya" here?
Yes
He is not a comedian anymore
This is not it
That's what you say from the beginning
Cat, don't die
Don't die in public
I won't die
Mr. Natton, this is the license
Mr. Nekohiro is running a full marathon in 3 hours
I'd like to show you how powerful he is
This is Mr. Nekohiro's demonstration
Drop kick
Mr. Himura, thank you
Why me?
Mr. Himura, thank you
Why me?
I can't use it
What should I do?
Please stand up
Thank you
You!
Why me?
I'm sorry
Himura, stand up
Why me?
Himura
Yes
You
Why me?
Do it without hurting me.
Don't put your hands like that.
You'll think something happened.
Why did you hug me?
You can't do that!
Do it quickly.
Why do you want me to do it quickly?
Do it quickly.
SHITARA OSAMU!
I'll do it.
The rules of the final match are as follows.
When you face your opponent, keep your heels on.
You can only attack with your hands.
Even if you are pushed out of the field or pushed forward, you will not lose.
If you defeat SHITARA, you will receive 100,000 yen.
Do it!
That was effective.
He's being pushed out of the field.
That was close!
Do it!
SHITARA OSAMU!
You did it!
It was so close!
No, it was really strong.
It was so close!
It was such a close game!
How about you, Star?
No, but this one shot, how do I say it, there is a spring.
I see.
And it was a little dangerous at first.
Really?
Yes.
The king's body is about to collapse.
Cat!
Disband!
It's exciting now that we have guests.
It's exciting.
Let's go to the next one.
Let's go.
It's the next one.
Go ahead!
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
You can do it, right?
It's coming!
Go ahead!
I'm counting on you!
You can do it!
I'm going to win!
Really?
Well, I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I was surprised.
Let's see Zeta.
Yes.
He doesn't change his height.
And his weight is heavy.
Yes.
It's good!
You have a lot of grip!
Yes, I do.
I've been doing Muay Thai.
Do you participate in K-1?
Yes, I do.
I participated in K-1 and fought against a Chinese wrestler.
I was beaten up and broke my eardrum.
I've been fighting in front of about 2,000 people.
Yes, you have.
You're amazing.
Baka Baishi!
Yes?
What do you want to do today?
I just won today and I'm good at it.
Is that so?
I'd like to join you as a support.
I'm counting on you
Kawabata san
You're kidding
Starler
Yes
You're about as bad as him
He's pretty tough
I think he's pretty strong
I see
Agabayashi san, how do you feel right now?
I hope we can have a good match
Downtown
Next, we'll have a demonstration to show how good Kasuga is
Kasuga's demonstration is this
Tackle
I see
Tackle
Yes
Kimura san, please
I'm sick of it
Kimura
Yes
Let's do it
Why do I have to do it so fast?
Do it fast
I'm really scared
Do it fast
I'm scared
Don't die, Kimura
I'm scared
Please do it
I'm scared
I see
Kimura
Yes
Stand up and do it
Do it
Kimura, stand by
I can do it as fast as you want
He's cool
Yeshe Kasuga Toshiaki
Kasuga Toshiaki
This is scary
I'm scared
He looks scary
Kasuga
Go
Kasuga
I found it
The wind is strong
I found it
I missed it
If you miss it, you will be in trouble
That's right
I found it
I can't do it
You missed it
I found it
Go, go, go
I found it
Good job
It's not bad
You missed it
This guy is really strong
It's not good
How was it, Katsuga?
It was strong
Each shot was heavy
It was strong and dangerous
How about you, Katsuga?
Leave it to me, Katsuga
It's not bad
A brilliant technique that surpasses power
Katsuga is defeated
In the end, I couldn't do it at my own pace
So I prepared something you can't do at your own pace
I prepared something you can't do at your own pace
Let's move on to the next defense
I don't know why he's mad
He's mad
I've never fought with someone like him
I see
I've never fought with someone like him
I see
This data...
But this lady...
She has a license for massage
That's an amazing box!
Of course it is.
What do you mean "of course"?
That's the only thing I can think of.
Give me 800,000 yen! Face-to-face lady's departure!
I'm counting on you!
It's a voice of a man dancing.
It's a really loud voice.
It's a summer voice.
It's like a man dancing.
I'm angry.
I'm not angry.
I see.
Then...
In your opinion...
Is it a woman? Or a man?
It doesn't matter.
It depends on your sexiness.
I see.
It's a woman.
It's amazing.
Please step back.
It's a woman.
It's important how you feel.
It's surprising how close you are.
It's a woman.
Can you win with this?
He's saying something.
Excuse me.
What's wrong?
He's been saying something.
It doesn't matter.
He's saying something.
He's crying.
Look at me!
Look at me.
It's obvious!
What?
I'm glad you hit me!
Are you okay?
I'm glad you hit me!
I knew you were going to do that.
I hit you in the butt.
Oh, you hit me in the butt.
I hit you in the butt.
Is this okay?
It's 800,000 yen now.
I'm sorry.
I really wanted to do it for this reason.
Reason?
Is there a reason for this?
Who is responsible for this?
It's not fair.
The budget has been spent.
The Olympic athletes are put in.
I'm back!
What should we do?
Do it! Do it!
It's a little...
There's a woman.
It's big! It's big!
It's big!
This is bad.
I've never done this before.
It's not going to reach.
Your hands are long!
How are we going to win this?
This position is not good.
This is not good.
This is not good!
Who did this?
They were waiting for this moment.
I'm frustrated.
As a strategy, they were waiting for this moment.
That's right.
I feel like I want to kiss you.
You're too close.
What is this?
You shouldn't have kissed me.
900,000 yen.
There is only one person left.
What should we do?
However many times you buy 900,000 yen, you can't buy anything at the end.
That's right.
We have prepared a strong opponent for you at the end of this game.
I see.
No, no, no.
Come on!
He is strong. Damn it!
He has come this far.
He is strong.
To be honest, Mr. Hamada and Mrs. Hamada were the weakest.
Mr. Hamada is better than Mrs. Hamada.
He is better than Mrs. Hamada.
Will he be able to return alive at the end of the game?
Yes!
I will make him appear again.
Please make him appear for the last time!
Please!
Mr. Hamada vs Mrs. Hamada
This is the last game!
Will he win?
I don't want to give you a million yen.
No, you don't.
With my strength, I don't know if I can win.
I don't think it matters.
No matter what happens to you.
You haven't lost, have you?
What?
You haven't lost, have you?
I haven't lost so far.
Basically, I have lost when I was absent from school.
I haven't lost.
You haven't lost.
Himura!
You said you were strong in sumo.
Yes, Himura is always strong in sumo.
That's true.
What is it?
It's a game with a monster.
What is it?
It's okay.
Really?
Be serious!
This is scary.
How big is it?
It's big, isn't it?
It's big.
Himura, you can't do it.
Seriously.
Don't use your head.
Use it.
Bring it back in a week.
Let's not do it in a week.
What is it?
No matter what happens in a week?
Let's go!
Come to Takanohana.
Later.
Ready!
Brain attack!
Wait... wait... wait... I can't do it!
You did good! You did good! You did good! You did good! You did good!
I don't want to do it!
The right foot just came in naturally.
Now, it's the final.
Is it the last one?
Yes, it's the last one.
But I'm serious.
I came here to win.
He will definitely die for one million yen.
Finally, Ai Manuel.
When the sun rises, it gets cold.
Now...
Please...
But...
Mr. Ibono...
But...
Wow, it's huge!
Can I say something?
Yes, of course.
I've only seen such a huge person in one piece.
Well, it does exist in reality.
What?!
It does exist in reality!
How can it move?!
What?!
Well, I bought it for a million yen.
All right!
Let's see!
I found it!
It might work!
One push, one push, one push!
It can't move like this.
The feint...
It can't move like this.
I'm counting on you!
Taro-chan!
I'm counting on you!
I did it!
It doesn't take much time...
It's good, isn't it?
Wow, Taro-chan!
Taro-chan, it's dangerous there.
It's dangerous when Taro-chan does it.
I did it!
Wow, as expected of you!
I see!
It's self-sufficient!
It's good!
I did it!
It's dangerous if it's countered.
Taro-chan!
Wow!
I did it!
OK! OK!
Wow, I can eat here!
It's good!
I did it!
It's coming! It's coming!
I did it!
No, it won't work, no, it won't work.
It doesn't work at all!
It doesn't work, does it?
It doesn't work at all!
I got it!
It's your first one, you know.
There's no time limit, you know.
Break your wrist.
If you break your wrist...
There's no hospital with you.
I got it!
Just by hitting it, my shoulder hurts already.
I see, I see.
It's this kind of posture, you know.
It hurts!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
You did it!
Damn you!
You're so close!
You...
Garadaro!
Ouch!
Geradoro!
I think you've done enough.
Can I say something?
Yes.
It's unfair!
Why?
How was it?
It's soft and fast.
But even if you hit it, you get tired.
That's right.
I'd like to say something more.
Anyway, please take me to the hospital.
It's urgent.
To the hospital?
It's okay.
I'm serious.
But I don't have a sense of it.
Yoooo!
Victory!
It's my dream job.
The grand prize for the gorgeous entertainer.
Entertainer fishing competition.
The first competition is between actors Iseya and Yusuke.
It's bad to kiss.
Yes!
It's bad to kiss.
And from overseas, many artists will participate in this.
Look forward to it!