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1st Gaki no Tsukai Yaraenei Chiki Chiki Kombi Taikou Entertainer Quiz Grand Prix!
We have luxurious products this time as well, so please do your best!
Of course!
These are today's entertainers!
And of course, let's have a special guest appear today as well!
It's Downtown-san's singing!
Welcome!
Thank you for having me!
Yes!
This time we have a special guest, so please do your best!
But it's fine if we do a quiz, right?
Yes, it's a quiz!
Please look at this!
It's a panel, and we're giving you your own personal quiz!
10 points, 20 points, 30 points, 40 points...
The difficulty will change!
I see!
What's in it?
Yes!
What's in it for the winner?
Ah, there is!
It's properly prepared!
What is it?
For the winner, we have this!
How is it?
Kawaii-niku!
Seriously?
So we're going to Kawaii-niku with the winning duo?
What do you mean?
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
I'm sorry, I don't understand the explanation.
If Downtown-san wins, you can go.
Yes.
So even if Kogoriko wins, you can't go?
Of course!
It's fair, right?
I'll really let you win!
Yes!
Good luck!
However!
You can't answer your own questions!
That's right!
Huh? What is it?
You can't answer your own questions!
That's right!
We know that!
Before each duo, there's a button for correct answers.
Like this?
Yes.
Correct or incorrect.
Please press that button.
If you think you know the answer, you can press it.
When it's a question about women?
That's right.
That's good.
First, please choose a question about the Downtown team.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can.
What should I do?
Anywhere.
Then let's go with Kogoriko's number 10.
Correct!
Next question.
What was Kogoriko's duo name when they debuted?
Do you know it?
It's there, isn't it?
It's Kogoriko Bombers, isn't it?
That's amazing!
But did you get it?
OK, let's continue.
How many points did you get?
Oh, it's 10 points now.
It was a question about guns.
Oh, so it's just like that?
Yes, it's Kogoriko Bombers.
In that sense?
If you choose a gun, it's a gun?
Oh, if you choose a gun, it's a gun?
Tell me!
It's hard to understand.
I said it at the beginning, but depending on the difficulty, it changes, so it's a score.
So you're going to Hawaii?
If we win.
If we win in total, right?
In the end.
It's not like we'll go out many times.
What?
It's not like we can go many times, so if we win, we go to Hawaii right away, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it every time.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The score is over.
It's not the number of times you go to Hawaii, is it?
I got it.
Anyway, Downtown has 10 points!
Please choose one.
Downtown has 10 points!
Question.
Starting broadcasting in 1987,
what is Osaka's most popular show that Downtown hosted?
I know this one!
It's four o'clock!
That's not it.
It's not "It's four o'clock."
I think it's "It's four o'clock."
Did you say the answer?
Only one person said it once.
We didn't say it yet.
It's hard to say.
I heard "assault."
Was "assault" said?
I don't think it was "assault."
It's four o'clock.
We didn't say "it's four o'clock" since the first episode.
We didn't say "it's four o'clock."
We might say "it's four o'clock" and "assault" but it wasn't only that.
We didn't say "it's four o'clock" since the first episode.
But during the meeting, it was 4 o'clock. It was an assault.
- So during the meeting... - During the meeting, yes.
But the producer told us to do it. He told us to do it.
- I'm sorry. We didn't do our best. - It's not okay!
It's incorrect!
- Does that mean we don't get 10 points? - No!
- That means you don't get 10 points. - That's strange.
- Does that mean we don't get 10 points? - No.
- We don't get 10 points. - We don't get that many answers.
- Let's do it properly. - We don't get any points.
- But it's a quiz, right? - Yes.
- But... - It's starting now.
- Okay, next! - What should we do?
- But it's open. - I want to aim for high scores.
- Hamada! - Hamada!
- Hop... - High foot!
- This is "zo" (elephant) right? - Yes.
(wrong)
- Huh? - "Hana no nagai" (long nose)
- No? - It doesn't have to be "zo"
- I'll say it! - Yes!
- Go for it! - "Arikui" (animal)
- "Arikui" (animal)
- Huh? - Huh?
- Yes, Mayor? - "Baku" (bus)
- Okay, okay... - Huh? - Yes!
- "Hana no nagai"... (long nose)
- I didn't say it yet. - Huh?
- I'm not saying it yet.
- "Inu" (dog)
Time's up!
A lot of things came up.
It was a little difficult.
Difficult?
It was a little difficult for a 21-year-old.
Please give us the correct answer.
I'll drink this one first.
Hamada says that long-nosed animals are like elephants.
Yes!
He said it!
I said it!
He doesn't like elephants.
If that's the case...
It says that he likes elephants.
Yes, so...
Elephants are like long-nosed animals.
Elephants.
Do you like them?
No, I don't like them.
I like them.
What are you talking about?
It's a quiz presented by Downtown.
It's not a quiz presented by Downtown.
It's a quiz presented by Downtown.
I think it's a quiz presented by Downtown a long time ago.
Now, Hamada says he doesn't like elephants.
Do you know that?
In his old profile, he said he liked elephants.
I don't know it, either.
It's a cute profile.
How did you find out about it?
Hamada decided it for me.
I don't like elephants.
That's what I said.
Hamada is popular now.
If you don't do it, you're a long-nosed animal.
That's enough!
Hamada is already this long-nosed.
Let's get back to work and get excited!
Please select the "down dancer" panel!
That's enough.
Aren't you going to do it?
We haven't even started yet!
Please select!
There's still a lot!
Anything is fine!
We've already made up our minds.
Jikaichou no Niji.
Yes!
Question!
Jikaichou used to be the president of Jikaichou.
Then, what is the current job of the former member in Shinjuku?
Host!
What?
I don't know.
Okonomiyaki restaurant!
Some kind of izakaya.
Udon restaurant!
Shinjuku!
Time's up!
You turned in front of me!
What's wrong with you?
You're weird!
You turned in front of me, but you're like this!
There's a lot of people today!
There's a lot of people!
The correct answer is...
A hairdresser!
By the way, you mentioned it at the end of your speech, but what is it?
A hairdresser!
- Well, but the time... - That's right!
- Well, but the time... - The time...
- Time over. - Time over.
- That's right. - But it can't be helped.
- But what was it you said in Hamada?
- Izakaya. - Izakaya.
- I think Izakaya is pretty close, but...
- In this state of emergency... - Hairdresser.
- Emergency? - Yeah.
The game battle has begun!
Will the Mayor win and make it to the top?!
- Don't say that! - Don't say that!
- Isn't it strange? - No, it's not!
There are dozens of holes in there!
- But we were the first ones to put the pins in there, right? - Right, we were.
- I remember saying it... - Right, we said it...
- We said it's over there. - Yeah.
- We said it's over there. - We really did say it.
- Yeah, we kept saying it. - It's part of our skill set.
- Even when we were holding hands... - We said it was here.
- Yeah, we said it was here. - Yeah, we said it was here.
- Yes. - Well, but we said we'd be first.
- Yeah, but we said we'd be first. - Yeah.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- That's right. - Can we get that?
- But... - Not once!
One more time, just one more time! I wanted it, that's why!
Ewa, you bastard!
Ewa!
Hamada invited Matsumoto to Yoshimoto's house and was troubled by his troubles, but...
As expected of Yoshimoto, is it a little difficult?
Where is Noyondo in Yoyomi?
Is there a problem?
No, no, no.
What is it?
Time is up.
Time is up, right?
Is it a problem?
Please give me the correct answer.
Well, in the end, no one has been answered, so it's not really a problem.
No, I want to know the answer.
I want to know the answer.
There is no answer!
There is no answer.
What does "no" mean?
There is no answer.
Well, "no" is a little...
There is no answer!
Then it's no good.
Why are you surprised?
That's right.
If we say it, it's a face.
Why are you so surprised?
What?
There is no answer.
There is no answer!
I'm sorry, the answer is personal information, so I don't mean to say it, but there was a proper answer.
Of course there is.
There is.
No, if there isn't, I won't say it!
Can you say it?
There is.
I hate today's end.
You're so nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
I like your motivation.
What?
What are you talking about?
But even if Tomizu-san asks you, what do you say?
If you say "yes", you'll say it, right?
No, Ken-chan will say it with a little better feeling.
Should I say it?
Next, Downtown-san, please choose a panel.
Then, Endo's, Endo's, Kokoriko's, Endo's, I hate Endo's, Kokoriko's, Endo's 45.
Yes, 45.
Question. When Kokoriko Ougon Densetsu was still airing late at night, what was the first legend achieved?
Yes, Downtown-san.
It was like, uh, when you flattened all of the kaiten sushi.
Unagi pie.
Incorrect.
When you climbed up Endo's in the battle.
Incorrect.
Time over!
So this is the "fwa fwa fwa fwa" button.
No, no. This is the button that pops up.
No, it's not. This is the button that pops up.
This is like the "fwa fwa fwa fwa" button.
The timing is the same.
Oh, it's going up again.
No, then it's okay. The answer.
Oh, yes.
At the end, is it okay, everyone?
Oh, no, only once.
From the deadline.
Yes, the answer.
So it's after the time over, right?
Time over! Just once!
Just say it now!
Please, Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san is not listening.
Matsumoto-san!
What are you doing?
Matsumoto-san!
What are you doing?
Matsumoto-san!
Wait, Matsumoto-san!
Please answer!
Say it! Say it! I'm definitely not listening!
It's okay.
Answer!
Huh?
You should say the answer!
I really don't know what you're talking about.
I really don't know what you're talking about!
At the end, you said you would give me the right to answer only once.
If you don't listen, I won't say it.
I really don't know what you're talking about.
You can't say it.
Do you really think I'm not listening?
Yes, yes.
In small voice.
In small voice, you use your real bear's hand and make a bear's hand.
Oh!
He did it!
From a wild bear to a real bear's hand.
Then you make a bear's hand like this.
Matsumoto-san, please answer Matsumoto-san only once.
Matsumoto-san!
Oh, yes.
Um...
Isn't it like...
Isn't it like a bear's hand?
Huh?
I didn't hear you.
A bear's hand?
Isn't it like a bear's hand?
No, no, no!
Can you make a bear's hand with a bear's hand?!
Yes!
That's right.
That's great.
So, Downtown...
40 points!
Is that enough?!
I'm sorry, but we have no choice but to go big.
Downtown's...
50!
Gachinko Battle!
Tarai-sun-dome Race!
It's all about guts.
The one who has the best sense of what's going on in his head will be the winner.
I'm scared.
You can go first.
What about you, Iwao?
Me?
Let's go with you, Iwao.
You can do it, Iwao!
It's all about guts.
This is the hardest one.
I see.
It's hard at first.
You should have done it, right?
You said you'd go first.
I know.
You should have done it.
You can go now.
Okay.
Here I go.
You should have said it from the string.
Do you know how to do it?
You should have said it from the string.
You should have said it.
Why did you say it?
I wanted to say it and grab it.
You should have said it.
You have to hide your eyes.
This guy is backup.
What are you supposed to play?
Umbrella or Horse??
It's up to the people who have played it or not.
You're good at this kind of game.
Okay, now it's fair.
I'm counting on you.
Here I go.
It's exactly as I measured it.
It's a little high.
It's 70 centimeters.
I thought I could do it.
It's too scary.
Next person.
Zako, Taro, Yuri.
Are you ready?
Can I hold the red part?
Yes, you can hold the red part.
I can't hold it.
Watch out!
Are you okay?
Did you get hit?
No, I haven't tried it yet.
I dropped it a lot.
It was very painful.
It hit your corner.
It hit my corner.
Are you okay?
It hurt a lot.
I thought it was a mosquito bite.
Let's go.
Instead of injured Tanaka, it's Endo.
However, it's not good for his record.
It's 85 centimeters.
So, Mr. Downtown, Mr. Matsumoto will challenge.
Mr. Matsumoto, you've seen this before and you've done it many times, haven't you?
Maybe I have.
So, Mr. Matsumoto, please!
Let's go!
Wait a minute.
It's not enough.
Wait a minute.
It's too scary.
What's wrong?
I'm very scared.
Everyone is like that.
Are you okay?
I'm nervous.
I have a lot of motivation.
Is it impossible?
But you've done it many times.
I'll do it.
I'll do it one more time.
But you've done it many times.
I can't give up like this.
I'll do it one more time.
It's not good for you.
It's not good for you, but I'll do it one more time.
Don't give up.
Let's go!
Mr. Matsumoto, please!
It's not good.
Let's measure it now.
No, no, no.
Measure it now.
I'm getting nervous.
It's okay.
Do you want me to measure it now?
No, you haven't done it yet.
I'm going to puke.
Do it a little more.
What?
Do it a little more.
I'm going to puke.
Do it a little more.
I'm going to puke.
That's good.
You did your best.
What is this?
Here.
What is this?
You did your best.
Measure it now.
It's strange, isn't it?
It's eight centimeters.
You did your best.
I'm in a bad mood.
You did your best.
That's dangerous.
He lost his memory.
What happened?
Look at this.
You said it was eight centimeters.
I didn't say it.
You said it.
I'm sorry.
I said it was eight centimeters.
No, you didn't say it.
You didn't say it.
It didn't fall down.
You didn't say it.
Can we see it?
You didn't say it.
Let's watch it again.
I think it will work.
The speed is different.
Do it a little more. Do your best.
Do your best.
It's good.
He is wearing a mask.
The mask is not inserted completely.
He said "koko".
Did you see it?
First of all, Hamada-san is giving instructions.
He is not giving instructions.
And Matsumoto-san's eye mask is not inserted completely.
Eye mask. Eye mask.
So, the winner is...
This is the final game.
So, the winner is...
Team Jichon Kachou!
Congratulations!
You are cute!
It's hard to get an eye mask.
I feel sorry for the eye mask.
The eye mask is not good at all.
No, no.
The eye mask is good for exercise.
No, no.
This is not good.
Are you a man?
What?
Hamada-san.
Can you lend me your eye mask?
Eye mask?
In this era...
Do you mean this eye mask?
Eye mask.
It's our right.
Take it off.
What are you doing?
Can you lend me your eye mask?
What are you doing?
What is this?
What is it?
I have something for you to lend me.
What is it?
The name of the winner is different, isn't it?
Kibu!
That's what it is!
You guys do it.
Do you want me to do it?
Look.
Stop it.
You guys do it.
Stop it.
You guys do it.
Stop it.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
Good job.
I have to think about it.
Quiz is about what you should do.