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A serious project where entertainers chase themselves to their limits!
"Attention! The Best Ten"!
Tonight, we'll broadcast it live until first place!
This guy is stupid.
And now for this week's sixth place!
374 points!
"Chicken Master", "Banana Man" and "Kimura Yuki"!
This is a place where you can say you're a veteran.
Yes, it is.
You look like you're about to die.
Yes, I'm about to die.
I have a special skill.
Really?
Actually, I've done "sinking hands".
Yes, you have.
It's really strong.
Can you show me?
Okay, Mr. Mazumo.
Can you show me?
Yes, of course.
Excuse me.
Yes, like this.
Okay!
Got it!
It's strong.
It comes from no motion.
I see.
Someone in the back.
Wacky, please.
Wacky.
Here we go.
Wacky!
Start!
I see.
You dodge it.
You let go of it.
See?
It's really strong.
Wacky!
Wow!
It's a happy boy!
Happy boy!
Thank you.
It's a happy boy!
It's amazing!
I'm wearing happy boy sunglasses, so you can't see me.
Okay.
Well, well, well.
Wacky!
Yes?
Come on!
It happens sometimes.
It's amazing!
I've never lost a game like this.
I see.
I'll remember it.
Try it and you'll know.
I see.
Here we go!
This week's sixth place.
Sixth place.
Banana man Yuki Himura's chicken business.
Yuki Himura's chicken business.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Chitara, you were great yesterday.
Thank you.
You were great, Mr. Chitara.
Thank you very much.
I'm a little surprised.
I hope you all had fun.
Thank you very much.
Come back again, Mr. Chitara.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's change our mood.
I'm sorry.
How were you doing?
In this world, it's boring to live by apologizing.
The 5th place is...
442.92 points.
Kimura Kimo of Nino Dan of Cuck and Mafalogo of Mafalogo of Cuck.
Congratulations!
You're getting fatter and fatter.
Oh, sorry for being late.
You're all swollen up.
Yes, and I'm sorry for not being able to make you meals.
- Delicious food is good for you, isn't it? - Yes.
- You were divorced as Kimura Kimo of Kimo of Nino Dan of Cuck? - Yes, I was.
I see.
- I have been with my wife for a long time now. - How long?
Well, we were playing together for 15 or 16 years.
- Really? - What a coincidence.
- Yes, it is. - That's why most of the money I received from the King of Cunt deal is the wife's now.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- It's sad, isn't it? - Yes.
I only have about 400,000 yen in my hand now.
- Is it real? - Yes, it's real!
- 400,000 yen is a lot of money. - Yes, I had some necessary expenses.
- You did? - Yes, I did.
- You're drinking, aren't you? - Oh, it's okay.
- Today... - I'm drinking with three girls who are funny and five girls who are high-tension.
- Don't do it. - I'm drinking with five girls who are funny and five girls who are high-tension.
This week's fifth place, Kimura Akiro with "Buffalo Goro" and "Cuckoo's Second Part"!
What's wrong?
You're cute!
You're very cute!
You're cute, so let me tell you some rewards.
First of all, say "two one" and "two" and "two one" and "two two" and "four two" and "two three" and "six" and "two four" and "eight" and you're cute!
And "two five" and "ten" and you said "ten" and you're cute!
And "two six" and "ten two" and you said "two six" and "ten two" and you're cute!
What's your name?
Oh, you say "lulu-chan"? You say "lulu-chan" and you say "two six" and "ten two" and you say "lulu- chan"?
And you say "two one" and "ten four" and you're cute!
And "two eight" and "two sixteen" and "two seventeen" and "two eighteen" and you said "two nineteen" and you're cute!
And let me tell you some rewards.
"Two one" is "two", "two two" is "four", "two three" is "six", "two four" is "eight", "two five" is "ten", "two six" is "ten two", "two one" is "ten four", "two eight" is "sixteen", "two three" is "eighteen", "two two" is "twenty", and "aubergine"!
Thank you very much!
I think it was a wonderful voting zone.
And now for this week's fourth place!
568 points!
To become interesting!
The Chiara brothers, Chiara politics!
A lot of people are struggling but you keep it simple
Thank you
You look happy
You must be busy
Yes, you say that a lot
I have some data for you
This is Chiara brothers' combination
Chiara has 11 juniors
Starting from Yarisugi Kouji, Iitomo, Nayaka, and now Dorama
Oni-chan has 3
Yarisugi and Kouji work together
From what I heard, this happy yellow puppy is a child's barter
A child's barter?
Children are the main
The happy one is you, not the yellow puppy
My son has a stylist, but I'm self-employed
My son has a pin microphone, but I don't
You're siblings, but you're also parents
Let's get started
Are you okay?
I love it
I love it too
Let's get started with this week's best Chiara politics
To become interesting!
I'm so mad!
What is that?
What is that automatic toilet?
What is that?
Poop, wipe your ass, and it flushes!
It flushes
It flushes!
I don't know how much it flushed, or what kind of poop it was, but it flushed after I saw it!
So!
Poop!
What happened, Raaga?
Huh?
It's gone!
It's gone! Not anymore!
Thank you!
Before announcing the best 3 lost positions we have this week's spotlight!
"Tomorrow's Weather" has been ranked 38th!
Fujiwara Kazuhiro!
Thank you!
It's a spotlight, right?
Is it a spotlight?
That's right.
Tomorrow's Weather
Yes.
Is that what you mean?
That's right.
Fujiwara was ranked 1st in men's fashion ranking, right?
Yes, I was ranked 1st in men's fashion ranking.
Yes, yes, yes.
I had no choice but to be popular.
Oh, really?
I had no choice but to be popular.
I didn't say it on TV.
I wanted to say, "This is it!"
This is it!
Yes.
I'm sorry, but that was violence.
But it seems like you were ranked high, too.
Yes, I was ranked high.
It's your favorite.
I'm ranked 1st.
Even if you say it, you're ranked 1st.
Please stand by!
Fujiwara Kazuhiro has been ranked 38th in men's fashion ranking,
"Tomorrow's Weather"!
Your Majesty, I will tell you about tomorrow's weather.
Tomorrow's weather in the Kanto region.
Tokyo is sunny.
The land will be affected by the front line and it will be easy for rain to fall.
Your Majesty, this is a chance for the new army.
If our army advances at full speed using this rain, the land will be ours.
Your Majesty, however, there is a dry warning law in Tokyo.
Your Majesty, please don't raise the dry warning law.
Our army will be wiped out in a flash of fire.
Now, while we are advancing in Chiba,
it is imagined that our horse's wheels will hit the sea due to the influence of the second wave of rain.
Please have an umbrella with you.
And above all, while we are advancing in Chiba,
Saitama may suddenly attack us.
Women and children, please calm down!
Your Majesty, with this, your victory is certain.
Your Majesty, have a nice day!
Thank you very much.
You memorized it well!
Good morning!
Thank you for saying it in a small voice.
Let's have the entertainer appear in this week's spotlight. Please!
"Hakozake Ondo" has been ranked 24th!
Thank you!
Dangerous Notch!
Thank you!
Yes, we can! Change, we need!
Change our partners!
Isn't it a little strong?
President Obama's stepfather is Notch's wife.
I can't sleep at my wife's feet.
I love comedy and martial arts.
When I'm at home, it's terrible.
So I watched it for two hours.
I didn't talk at all.
When I was hit, my head was hit with a remote control.
My head was hit with a battery.
This is also bad.
Mr. Mazuo!
There is a phone call from Notch's wife.
Mr. Mazuo, please pick it up.
Can I use it?
Hello!
Hello! I'm Matsumoto!
Thank you!
Thank you, too!
My husband is finally here.
Can I go home now?
You can go home now, right?
Change!
Can I change now?
However, your husband says that he can't stand your wife's violence.
Is that what you're saying?
Yes!
If you do this now, 99.9% will disappear.
Why?
I checked the TV.
There is a program that is broadcast at night.
Yes, yes, yes.
When I watch it at night, they don't talk at all.
They don't talk at all.
They're already two people.
They're the same way.
I can only think of them as a gang of thieves.
Today, we will also watch over you so that you don't do that.
Thank you very much!
Let's show it now!
Please stand by!
This week's "Spotlight" is in 24th place!
"Dangerous Notch" and "Hakozake Ondo"
Do you know "Hakozake Ondo"?
Hakozake, Hakozake, Hakozake
Hakozake only on Monday
Hakozake, Hakozake, Hakozake
Hakozake, Hakozake
Hakozake only from Friday morning
Hakozake, Hakozake, Hakozake
Hakozake only when you jump
Hakozake only while you jump
Hakozake only while you dive
Hakozake only here
Hakusake! Hakusake!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Please wipe it well.
That's right.
It was dangerous, wasn't it?
I'm sorry.
It's a saint's work.
I'm sorry.
You even slipped on a person's throat.
I took it, didn't I?
I took it.
Everyone took it.
Let's announce the best three.
The third place of this week is...
725 points.
YOU HOHOHOI NON-FAITHFUL POSITIVE THINKING EDITION
The award goes to...
- It's a long title. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- I heard that you're not in good shape. - I'm not in good shape...
SHUT UP!
- Don't touch my left breast. - I'm sorry.
- I told you. - I'm sorry.
- Did you go to the hospital? - Well...
- Well, I have that kind of fever. - Yeah, yeah.
- But I don't really... - I said SHUT UP!
I told you not to touch my left breast and my nipple!
I'm sorry.
- Did you have a fever? - I don't know how many degrees yet.
- Well, it was close to vomiting. - Oh, close to vomiting...
- I told you I'm not in good shape... - SHUT UP!
- What? - I told you.
What's up with you?
Let's move on to this week's third...
FAITHFUL POSITIVE THINKING EDITION
- If you find a passerby... - What?
If you find a passerby, shouldn't you say "a passerby is here"?
- Because you can't get past me! - What are you saying?
Left, my left...
Front, my front...
Right, my right...
Behind me, my behind me...
Oh, he's here.
- You're not supposed to move from there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Why did you turn around?
YOU! Let's go!
What are you doing?
Do you know Dr. Chieko?
Thank you very much!
How was it?
Of course it's beautiful but the technology has advanced
It's getting more and more popular
Let's move on to this week's 2nd place!
830 years ago, Tsubaki Oniyakko!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Nice to meet you. My name is Miyoko Kusumi.
How long have you been doing this?
It's my 11th year.
Since it's your first time here, it seems like you have some special skills.
I like ukulele.
Let's see what you've got.
I'll sing "Missa" by Aero Smith.
"Missa" by Aero Smith
That's enough!
Thank you.
I think it's an election mistake.
Let's see. This week's second place goes to...
"Missa" by Aero Smith
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
He's crazy
Thank you very much
Hello
You are second place
There is more
Finally
The first place winner
With Juna san's support
The first place winner is
Let's go
This week's first place is
Let's go
This week's first place is
976 points
Isegu Hokusanbaya
What's this?
Hosei Yamasaki
Congratulations
You are first place
Thank you very much
You are first place with these members
Congratulations
We have shoes for you
Yamasaki san, please
Yamagi Hosei
You are first place
Please stand by
Yamagi Hosei
Yamasaki is here.
It has nothing to do with the past.
I don't accept it.
Don't move. Where does it start?
Decide it.
That's what you're saying.
Decide where it starts.
Where does it start?
Is that it?
All right.
Let's go.
This week's first place, Yamasaki Hosei with "Iseu Hokusama Ya".
Ranchon mat, please!
What are you doing?
Ranchon mat, please!
Are you fortune-telling?
Does it mean you're saying goodbye?
All right!
I'll kill you with this sword!
Do you often do this?
Yes, I do.
It's definitely a good method.
I'll do it!
Punch!
It's cracked here.
It's cracked here a little.
I can't stand up.
It fell!
I can't stand up at all.
Let's go!
High Frozen!