AISubs v3.5
In a tense space where entertainers have been pushed to the limit,
they pull up their tension to the highest level and show their ultimate performance.
That is "High Tension, the Best Ten"!
Oh, I can't get enough of it!
Once again tonight, the curtain of a harsh stage opens.
High tension, the best team!
It's been a year since we did this
A year ago, Mr. Sagata passed away
He had that ugly body
Mr. Sagata passed away too
I hope you are doing well
We are still alive
Let's go
The 10th place is
The 53rd place is...
He is Kaden and Kaden is him!
Kokoriko Tanaka Naoki!
Can I ask you one thing?
Yes!
What's going on behind the scenes?
From the dressing room to this waiting room...
It may be rude of me to say this...
but you look like a fake parent and child.
It's too rude of you to say that!
Well, you're in 10th place, but you're the top batter.
I'm the top batter?
This is important.
I'll control the overall flow of the game.
That's right.
Well, stand by, please!
Let's do it!
It's not easy to win in one go.
The title also makes a difference.
Let's do it!
In 10th place of this week...
Kokoriko Tanaka Naoki!
He is Kaden and Kaden is him!
I... H...
89 points!
Student award, wild bomb, Kawashiba Kuniro!
Congratulations!
Please come this way.
These two are here for the first time.
Nice to meet you.
This is my first time meeting you.
I'm good at drawing.
Let me ask you for a favor.
Thank you very much.
What?
Living Dado?
Living Dado!
Let's start with Matsumoto-san.
Thank you.
Thank you for putting it up like this.
I'm curious about it.
Is there any damage?
It's hard to see the inside.
Matsumoto-san is a housewife.
I see.
Let's move on to Hamada-san.
What is this?
What does it mean?
Who is this?
She is the wife of the manager.
Manager?
Is there any damage?
It's hard to see the inside.
I've been getting along with your wife for a while now.
Oh, really?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, really?
She's really good.
There's something you want to ask us.
It's said that people are getting rounder and rounder.
Oh, I see.
I heard that cars are getting rounder and rounder.
What do you mean?
In the past, cars were square and square, but now cars are rounded and rounded.
Cars of the world.
I see.
But those cars are getting rounder and rounder.
That means that people are getting rounder and rounder again.
That means people are getting scared again.
I'm wondering what you think of that.
Um, wild bomb.
Yes.
You should've added one more person.
You should've been three.
Three?
Well, please stand by!
Roshi, you stand here.
Yes, I'll stand here.
Now, let's move on to this week's 9th place.
In "Kawashiba Kunihiro's Wild Explosion",
"Students"!
Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Look at me, ma'am!
Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Look at me, ma'am!
Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Look at me, ma'am!
How can we make use of this horse?
It's quite a lot of horse, isn't it?
This is...
Right?
Make use of it.
Thank you very much!
It's an amazing horse!
This kind of horse is not a horse that can be allowed even in a solo concert!
It's really amazing!
Let's move on to this week's number eight!
One hundred and forty-seven points!
Gender non-fitch, Sandwich Man, Date Mikio!
Hello!
Congratulations!
You're 8th!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
I haven't had a chance to talk to you like this before.
So I brought you a souvenir.
Really?
I'm a big fan of you.
It's abalone!
I've seen it before!
It's very important for you.
I wanted you to eat it.
Please eat it.
Do you just cut it and grill it?
That's right!
It's really good.
I'm sorry.
What?
It happens.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry for being mean.
I'm sorry.
I'll kick you.
Go!
What are you doing?
I don't know why you're kicking me.
And I don't know why you took off your pants.
I don't know.
I didn't do anything to be kicked.
I didn't do anything bad.
We have something to say.
Please hold the microphone.
Is it okay for it to be this crispy?
It's okay.
It's crispy.
How is it?
This is good!
You did it!
Is it good?
This is good.
I didn't put anything in it.
That's great!
It's important.
Thank you!
He ate it all.
Thank you!
It's good!
It's good.
Let's have a toast!
Thank you!
They are working together.
That's right.
That's why they are working together.
This week's eighth.
Sando Ichiman and Date Mikio have gender inequality.
I like it.
Hey.
Come on!
Mike, come on!
I put salt on it.
Come on!
What is it?
Take off your shoes!
Decide it!
Decide it for me!
Sando!
When you kicked me, my pants came off, didn't they?
Oh, yes.
I'll kick you.
Go!
I thought it was a joke!
Right?
I thought it was a joke!
I thought it came off first.
It didn't matter at all.
So, you kicked me and my pants came off.
You kicked me.
It's nothing.
Let's move on.
The seventh place of this week is...
251 points!
The laughing god gave me strength.
The penalty is...
Yes!
Congratulations!
Well...
This is already a serious middle school...
No, it's not like that.
Before our partners perform, we really want to tell you two something.
I see.
We let Gotanda perform "shabu-shabu-ya".
We've been there about two times.
That's right.
Only Ameagari and Downtown came as a duo of seniors.
For Mr. Matsumoto...
Thank you for your kindness.
You're welcome. It's not a big deal.
We'd like to thank you once again.
And for Mr. Hamada...
I couldn't do anything about it at work.
I'm happy to be able to perform with you.
But your "shabu-shabu-ya" was delicious.
We don't use "shabu-shabu-ya" at all.
It's a commercial.
Yes.
Our staff was shocked.
And...
I have a problem.
He's lucky.
Our partners are lucky.
We've been called "slippery entertainers" on the streets of workplaces for about a year and a half.
But we've never been called "slippery entertainers".
But I'd like to be called "slippery entertainers" today.
I want to be "digested".
"Digested", right?
Yes.
We didn't aim for it now.
We didn't aim for it.
I really think so.
Yes.
But...
Do you have something for us?
Yes, we do.
Thank you.
It can't be boring from now on.
That's right.
We know how you feel.
Yes.
Then...
You don't have any comments, do you?
No.
Then, stand-by!
We'll stand-by, right?
All right!
Please!
You were like Yama-chan just now.
Yes.
Well...
Look at Mano-san.
No, no.
He's standing-by.
Isn't this good enough?
But...
It's good! It's good!
Then, let's go!
This week's seventh place!
Penalty kick!
God of laughter, please give me strength!
(imitating a monkey)
Sir, I'm afraid of saying this, but I'll say it!
(imitating a monkey)
Sir, I'm afraid of saying this, but I'll say it!
(imitating a monkey)
Sir, sir, sir, hey!
Laughter disease! Come down!
(imitating a monkey)
Thank you very much!
With this, one and a half years have passed, right?
I think it's fine.
Now, before announcing 6th place, we don't have a best 10,
but we have invited an entertainer who is close to being ranked.
She is Miss Tomohiro, who was ranked 10th in "Purenai".
Yes, thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
I don't know if it's really from the sea or the mountains,
but I think I don't know if it's from the mountains or not.
Actually, before, in the "Yamawan Grand Prix",
he did a banana with his butt.
He did it with his butt, didn't he?
Yes, that's him.
Actually, I used my butt a little today, too.
Oh, is that so?
Before we show you this bottle,
we'd like you to open it with a kick.
Yes.
Then, please.
Yes, thank you for having me.
Excuse me.
Thank you for having me.
What are you doing?
That's amazing.
Is it in? Is it good?
I'll roll it.
You have to tighten it.
It's natural that you can't do it.
I can do it normally.
That's right.
Um...
Yes!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Why?
I'm sorry.
No, no.
It's high tension.
Today, I used a castanet for high tension.
I see! Yes.
Oh, I see.
Okay, stand by.
Yes, please.
Hmm...
A little...
Yes.
Clouds and snow have become suspicious.
What are you doing?
He is wiping it.
It's like...
It's like before Osmo-san's match.
It's not that dirty.
A little...
No, this picture is strange.
What do you think about it?
I got it with a plastic bottle.
Oh, I see.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
This week, she was ranked 13th.
"Gulliver Tunnel".
Miss Tomohiro and Kurenai!
(applause)
Thank you very much!
"I'll Sing a Japanese Song" ranked 14th in "i"
It's Maiko Ryo!
Eh?
Maiko Ryo-san, you don't make any sound until you come out.
(laughter)
As soon as you come out, you're here.
(laughter)
You're walking so slowly.
Maiko, you only have two years of experience?
Yes.
Huh?
(laughter)
Yes.
Oh, really?
Huh? Are you okay with Japanese?
Speak English.
Ah, I don't know unless it's English.
The main place of activity is Kanto Kinko's imitation pub.
Omiya.
Omiya, you have to say it.
(laughter)
How many positions do you have?
Top secret.
Top secret?
You say it quite a lot, don't you?
(laughter)
Top...
Even if it's a secret, I don't think it's top.
(laughter)
Well, sorry about that, but please stand by!
Oh, that's amazing.
Well, it looks like you're ready, so let's go!
This week, Maiko Ryo, who was ranked 14th in "i", will sing a Japanese song!
(bell rings)
You four!
Come on!
Let me join you.
Let me love you.
Please!
I believe in you.
I have something to say.
If...
I don't know...
Even so...
Earth...
Akita...
You four!
Thank you very much!
No, no, no!
But the perfection is...
That's right.
The perfection of showing low perfection is also high perfection.
That's right!
This is...
Now, let's welcome the entertainer of "Bosogu Best Ten"
Let's eat! Here you go!
"Happy Boy" was ranked 17th.
"Nasuna Okada" "Okada Keisuke"
Thank you very much!
Wow! It came out!
Yes, thank you.
Yes, of course. Thank you very much.
Now...
"Of course"?
Thank you very much.
Everyone, you have a lot of stories.
Yes, yes. Please give us some Q&A.
Do you have any information about your mother in particular?
She's empty.
Thank you very much!
I'll answer the questions as soon as possible.
It's good.
It's a pretty good idling talk.
It's a good atmosphere.
If it's a real show, I'd like to thank "Gasketsu".
This is very...
Oh, you came here alone today?
That's right!
I came here alone...
What?
I came here to punch you.
Thank you very much.
Well, Mr. Okada is already a great veteran.
That's right!
I'd like you to give me a little bit of an episode talk.
The other day, a former high-class comedian...
And then there's "the humor line".
There are a few of them.
There are five of them.
The humor line
There are a few of them.
It's interesting.
One!
Who else is there?
It's Higuchi-kun, the bearded man.
Okada won!
Yes, thank you.
It's good.
I'm sorry.
After the high-class, please go in the bath.
Happy boy
Here it is.
Natto.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to eat Natto.
This thin paper...
This is...
Sticky.
Good evening.
It's me.
Doho!
Happy boy
Next...
Shall we rap?
I want to rap...
but...
where is the rap battle?
Where is the battle?
Ira
Good evening.
It's me.
Doho!
Happy boy
Ok...
I'm going to read this.
Ok...
My favorite...
This book...
I want to read it...
Ah...
Sticky.
Good evening.
It's me.
Doho!
Happy boy
Wow!
Happy boy
This is "osu...
"This is "osu...
"this is "osu...
"this is "osu..."
Good evening.
It's me.
Doho!
Happy boy
Wow!
See you next week!
Yes! Thank you very much!
He is just excellent.
I can still eat with this.
The rich people who see this will invite me for New Year's.
He is a fool.
Who will be the winner?
I have no idea.