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I want to know more about Haru Sano.
Quiz! 500 things about Sano Motoharu.
Question 1.
Where is Sano's birthplace?
I don't know about that.
I don't know if I should say it now, but I don't know if it's okay to say it now.
Sano's birthplace?
Let's see...
I don't know anything about Sano's birthplace.
Pioneer of Japanese music world, Sano Motoharu appears in "500 things"!
This man has produced many great songs.
In fact, he has a very pure heart.
Tonight, Sano Motoharu's unknown face will be revealed!
Here is the answer.
Isn't it here?
Isn't it something like this?
Something like Fukuoka or Chiba?
Isn't it Kanto?
It's Kanto.
Oh, it's Kanto.
I don't know either.
Here is the correct answer.
It's Kanto.
Oh, it came out!
It's a big question!
Tokyo.
Oh, it's Tokyo!
The impact was great!
Isn't that posture "500" tough?
It changes from time to time.
Actually, there was a little wait before we started.
Sano's toilet wait.
He used to do that when he came back from the toilet.
Okay, let's go.
It's a little funny.
Don't say "edra"!
Question 2.
What is Sano's age?
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
Me and Yamanaki know what Sano's age is.
I've always heard about it.
I'm a big fan of him.
His age...
When I heard about it, I was in middle school when Matsumoto was in high school.
That's my image of him.
He's young.
That's my image of him.
What would you do if I said "three"?
Here's the correct answer.
What's this?
What's Sano's age?
Fifty-three.
Question 6.
Who does Sano respect?
The answer is...
This line.
Absolutely.
I've heard about it.
Here's the correct answer.
Who does Sano respect?
Osamu Tezuka.
See?
Japanese people.
I thought he was a manga artist.
He's a musician, isn't he?
I'm sure of it.
It's "daremo" again.
This is bad.
Question 8.
What is Sano's favorite one-shot gag?
One-shot gag?
I don't know at all.
It's...
- That's a lot! - Wow, that's amazing!
- And you know it! - I knew it!
- I had this feeling! - Since it's Kanto, it's a Tokyo gag.
- Why can only two kinds come out? - Then, I'll announce the results.
- Please dance your favorite one-shot gag of Sano. - What?
- "Sign is V." - What's that?
- What does "sign is V" mean? - What kind of gag is it?
- It's his own gag! - You don't have any of Sano's gags, do you?
- No, I don't know. - What does "sign is V" mean?
- Um... it's about time... - It's broken.
- It's too early! - It's too early!
- There's more! - It's like the eighth question.
- So, it's like "who will win?" - It's messed up.
- Question nine.
- Sano's dream as a child was... - What was it?
- I've heard of this one, too.
- The answer is...
- I think I've heard of it, too.
- Straight up? - Yes, straight up.
- His family probably... - That's right!
- That's the correct answer!
- Sano's dream as a child was...
I wanted to fly in the sky
This is correct, right?
Really?
This doesn't make any sense
No, no, no
I think it's Kitter Pan
No, no, no, this is correct, right?
Is there a pilot who doesn't fly in the sky?
On the contrary
Is there a pilot who doesn't fly in the sky?
I think there is
I called but there are a lot of people who didn't get on
What?
I just said it in a abstract way
It's definitely different between "I wanted to fly in the sky" and "pilot"
Can I call you "pilot"?
No
I like Iron Man
Thank you
Thank you for flying in the sky
You're a robot
I wanted to fly in the sky
No, that's not it
That's not it
You're frank
That's not it
Sanoga, who do you think is a good singer?
Japanese people?
Japanese people, please
Ah, I see
This person...
Eh, who is it?
Male
That's what I thought too
The answer is...
Wakitajima-san.
Ah, I see.
Fusehakira-san.
Pakko-san.
Here's the correct answer.
What male singer do you think sings well?
Male singer?
Male singer.
I was thinking of female singer.
Can I be female singer?
No, no, no.
Male singer.
Okay, okay.
Tom Jones?
Japanese singer?
Japanese singer.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
That's right, that's right.
Here I go.
Frank Nagai.
Not all of you got it right.
Let's hope for the best.
"Here I go!" you said.
Here I go!
That's what I said.
"Listen up!" you said.
Here I go!
"I'll say it now!" you said.
You can't be female singer.
Can I be female singer?
No, you can't.
Tom Jones.
Japanese singer.
Here I go!
Female singer.
I was guessing.
It's still 0.
Out of the five of you, who do you think is most feminine?
This is a go-to question.
Someone has to answer it.
That's right, it's here.
It's here.
I know this one.
Hmm...
The answer is open.
Have you done it before?
No, I'm sure you'll say this one.
Okay?
Tana got it right.
Yes.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Yamaaki-san, aren't you sad?
Huh?
You said it yourself.
No, it's not like that.
Did you think of it yourself?
I...
Besides, you'll get it wrong.
No, it's not like that.
It's the worst.
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks I'm feminine.
I feel like it, but it can't be helped.
No, it can't be helped.
That's the correct answer.
Out of the five of you, who do you think is the most feminine?
You know, in my heart,
there are nicknames for each of you.
Can I call you by those nicknames?
Nicknames?
The one I think is the most feminine is...
Mr. Tanaka.
My nickname is...
Kokoccha.
That's why I think it's "Kokoccha."
What about you, Endo?
I think it's "Rikoccha."
By the way, Endo, why don't you ask him?
If Mr. Tanaka is "Kokoccha,"
then what is Endo's nickname?
By the way, Endo, what is your nickname?
Rikoccha.
It's not "Kokoccha" or "Rikoccha."
Did you come with Mr. Tanaka?
Did you come with me?
Why did Sano cry last?
The answer is...
That's terrible.
He's an elementary school student.
It's true.
But that's when he was in elementary school.
That's right.
That's why he cried last.
I don't think he cried last.
Here's the correct answer.
It's "recently" at the end, right?
Yes.
Recently...
The reason I cried last...
Could you let me think about it for a second?
Because it hasn't solidified at all.
I'm saying my distant memories now.
Difficult!
The problem was helpful.
OK.
Shall we talk about it?
Yes.
I had an affair with someone for a while.
And honestly, I couldn't say my feelings.
I was frustrated with myself and cried in my heart.
It's like "Project X"
What is your favorite color of SANO?
I like this one.
I think this is fine.
I like this one for sure.
Your favorite color of SANO?
I like...
I like violet.
I see.
I don't like black or blue.
It's not Japanese.
I don't say bad things in Japanese.
I always say English first.
I like blue and black.
What do you think?
If you say black, will black be correct?
I think it's correct.
What do you think?
I think it's correct.
Is that the name of the color?
I think it's pretty good.
What is your favorite color of SANO?
My favorite color?
Silver.
Because it's my lucky color.
Lucky color?
Silver!
It's obvious that it's not Japanese.
You said "silver," didn't you?
At least you said "silver," didn't you?
You said "silver," didn't you?
Silver.
I'm sorry.
It's not correct at all.
It's not good.
How many liters is SANO's lung capacity?
Answer, please!
Come on!
It's not four.
That's correct.
Measure SANO's lung capacity.
Lung capacity?
Okay.
This?
Is that it?
Okay.
Is it okay like that?
Like that?
Hey, are you OK? Can you measure it properly?
I got nervous.
No, it's because you're wearing it.
Are you OK?
He's trying to squeeze it out at the end.
Wow, I didn't want to see this difference.
No, no, it's the image.
Did you get it?
Oh, wow!
Wow!
But I'm worried about it.
Wow!
Isn't it 1.5?
It's completely different from the general public.
I know.
I know it's amazing, but...
What is Sano's favorite anime?
This is it!
I told you earlier.
I told you!
But!
As a work of art, it's everything.
We'll peel it off.
Like I said earlier, it's...
Worldwide announcement.
What is Sano's favorite anime?
énergy.
Yay!
Alright!
OK, OK!
Yay!
Finally!
Just as you said!
Just like you said!
I really like you!
Who do you think is the worst of the five?
I think it's Tanaka.
No, no, no.
But I think Tanaka is doing really well this time.
Yeah, I think so too.
I think so too.
What was that?
Something came up.
I think it's Kosei.
Yeah, me too.
Really?
Ah...
Hmm...
He's troubled.
He's really troubled.
I'm sorry, Mr. Matsumoto.
You're making fun of me!
You didn't have a nickname, did you?
Tell me about your nickname!
Since we're here...
He's a good person. I'm sorry, Matsumoto-san.
By the way, what's Matsumoto-san's nickname?
Matsumoto-san.
Is that so?
Kokochi, Rikocchi, Matsumoto-san, Rikocchi...
However, the TV show they watch every week is...
I wonder if they watch it...
All right!
This is also a question that comes up a lot...
Please!
Answer, open!
What's this?
"Tiger"?
Is it "Tiger" drama?
Yes.
"Gaia's Dawn"...
That's the correct answer!
I don't have a TV.
So I don't watch it.
He doesn't have a TV!
I'm glad you didn't watch it.
I don't think you have one.
It's "zero inch".
"Zero inch"?
If you were to go drinking alone with just the five of you, who would you go with?
Taito, open!
This is Tanaka. Koko-chan.
Koko-chan. The most manly.
I'm sure you have something to say.
Here's the correct answer.
Babu-chan.
Who's Babu-chan?
Babu-chan and Yamazaki-san.
See!
See, it's here!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
This is Babu-chan!
It's Babu-chan!
See, Babu-chan!
Why is it only Babu-chan?
Can you explain it to me?
Yeah, it looks like it.
It's a baby face, so I think it has a little Babu in it.
That's what you mean.
Babu-chan.
It's a baby.
But, Tanaka, you're amazing.
You're the most correct.
That's right, that's right.
When Sano was a child, what kind of child was he?
Unstable growth.
Even after this, the five of them cannot guess Sano's unpredictable answer at all!
It's kind of impossible, isn't it?
Ota Keiichi-san.
I see!
What about Muscle X?
Well...
It's not very similar, but...
Is it different?
He has a white mole on his stomach.
That's fine with anyone!
What about Mind Moon?
Abs?
Tanaka, how far can the five of them approach Sano's true self?
Isn't that good enough?
What is Sano's most frequent "fabulous"?
That one.
Can I write it down?
The book I wrote...
What...
The answer is...
It can't be!
I'm sorry.
It's not cowardice or anything like that.
This is also to guess.
That's right.
Surprisingly, this is Bikkuri Donkey.
I don't think you know what it is.
Maybe you don't know what it is.
It's like a hamburger shop or something like that.
"Oh, is it Bikkuri Donkey?" "Yes, it is."
The big one on the menu.
The big one?
The big one.
It looks like it's broken.
"Isn't it pretty old?" "Oh, is that how you make it?" "Oh, is that so?"
It's a world-famous one.
Famous...
I don't know it very well, but it's me.
"Gust" or something like that.
That's amazing!
Something like that?
"Gust" is correct!
That's amazing!
"Gust" is correct!
What is Sano's favorite song of summer?
The answer is...
I don't know the title of this song.
What's that song?
Summer passes...
It's the same song as "Tagada".
"Kazeaga".
It's a world-famous song.
It's the same song as "Tagada", but it's Sazan Olsas's song.
Sazan Olsas's song is "No matter what song you listen to, you can feel the summer".
- What's the song's name? - I don't know it well.
- You wrote "Sazan" and you got it right. - It's embarrassing, isn't it?
- You got hundreds of questions right. - I got "Tontei", "Matsunami" and so on, but...
- You got "Kain" wrong, too. - You got all of them wrong.
- What's been bothering you recently? - What could it be?
- I don't know. - Is it that one?
- Well... - You can still make it in time. Turn it off and get out of here.
- What? - You can still make it in time. Turn it off and get out of here.
- "Taito" is open. - Ah, yes.
- Ah... - Ah...
- "Arukitabako"? - When you see someone... - Someone...
- Ah, I see. - I see.
- This is terrible, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- Shouldn't you rewrite it now? - Shouldn't you rewrite it now?
- Also, I've said it before, but... - Yes?
- The string is spinning again. - Why is it spinning?
- What are you doing? - It's just "Katsunami".
- What are you doing? - It's just "Hamada-san". - You can't rewrite it!
- If you get used to it, I'll put it back. - You can't rewrite it.
- If you get used to it, I'll put it back. - I'm putting it back.
- Here's the correct answer.
- Hmm... - Here's the correct answer.
- Can you give me some advice? - Hmph!
- That's a kind way of saying it. - Right now.
- Have you earned a lot of money recently?
- Okay! - You laughed. - I laughed. - Remember it and laugh. - Okay!
In front of the supermarket, there was a little cute puppy.
And I smiled and laughed at the puppy.
I took out my teeth and was told "gigi".
I was very angry.
- It was so little. - It was so little, wasn't it? - So cute!
What is Sano doing every day?
- What is this? - What is this?
- I think I heard it somewhere. - What is it?
- I said it! - Yes, you did.
- A dolphin! - A dolphin!
- You're sure of it! - I'm sure of it.
- Right? We said it, right? - It's true!
- I'm sure of it. - I'm sure of it.
- It has to be this. - It has to be this.
- This is the first time for Mazumo-san. - This is the first announcement.
What is Sano doing every day without fail?
- Abs. - Abs.
- He said it. - That's right.
- But this is really important. - It's a warning and countermeasure.
It's just like you said, there's nothing wrong with it
This is how you hit it?
What is Sano's worst move so far?
Title Open
Sano's worst move so far?
Well, this is definitely a joke
Why is it a joke?
As you said, Sano really likes animals
That's right
Even in front of the supermarket, he'll say "good morning"
He'll probably kick it
That's the correct announcement
What is Sano's worst move so far?
Kicking a turtle
I buried it in the sand.
Look at him!
You like animals, don't you?
Which youkai is the scariest to you, Sano?
Next week, we'll talk about "Sano Motoharu's 500 Things"!
I'm scared.
So far, the world's worst five people are...
And finally, they'll meet Sano!
What will happen?!
Signing is illegal.