AISubs v3.5
There's nothing here.
Is this bad manners coming all the way here?
Is that what you mean?
Is this bad manners coming all the way here?
Then let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Can we play rock-paper-scissors?
Drink up!
I can't drink anymore.
It came all the way here.
Thank you for coming.
It's late now.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Ama-san, I've been alone for about a year and four months now.
That's right.
I'm lonely.
Usually, I go home and turn on the TV.
Wow, it's Chiaki.
This girl looks like Chiaki, too.
There are a lot of girls like Chiaki.
Not Chiaki?
Yes.
Not you?
Yes.
I want a new Chiaki.
What do you want a new Chiaki for?
I want a new Chiaki.
What do you want a new Chiaki for?
That's good.
I'm thinking of doing an audition for a new Chiaki.
The members I selected have already called me here.
You're going to choose from them?
Yes.
I want you to be my friend.
Friend?
You and Matsumoto-san are friends?
No, no, I...
You and Matsumoto-san are friends?
No, no, I...
You and I are friends.
Well, we used to be friends.
The members I selected have already called me here.
I want you to select Chiaki for me.
In the end, I want you to choose a new Chiaki for me.
I don't agree with you, but...
I'm sorry, but...
Can I go with you?
I'm not kidding you.
Yes.
What are you doing?
I didn't know you were so busy.
We don't know anything about you.
We have some members who look like Chiaki.
They are waiting in a separate room.
Let's take a look.
Separate room?
First of all, this person.
He looks like Chiaki.
Really?
Mr. Nishikawa.
She doesn't look like Chiaki.
I've never thought of her like that.
She has a strong image.
Sometimes she looks like a woman.
Sometimes she looks weak.
I think she looks like Chiaki.
Next person, please.
I've never thought of her like that.
She doesn't look like Chiaki at all.
What makes you think she looks like Chiaki?
The first thing you think of is pink.
Pink means Chiaki.
That's my image of her.
You happen to wear pink.
When I'm at home and watching TV, I usually wear pink.
I wonder if it's like that.
What do you mean?
This way of laughing is exactly like Chiaki.
No, it's not like that at all.
It's exactly like Chiaki when she's relaxing in the living room.
I've prepared something else.
Oh, Chiaki!
You caught me.
You two got divorced.
That's right.
I still live there now.
Who is this?
It's Satchin.
Satchin?
At first glance, it looks like Chiaki.
It's like "Fushigi-chan".
That's what people say a lot.
It's a strange image of a character.
It's not like that at all.
Lastly, it's like this.
It's Chiaki.
Look at her teeth.
So, what I'm trying to say is...
If you change the way you bite your teeth, I think it's exactly like Chiaki.
No, it's not like that at all.
Isn't it too far, Endo-san?
We don't know about this.
When I watch it on TV, I really feel like Chiaki.
I think she's conscious of it, too.
Am I wearing it?
I don't know.
If you say "Chiaki audition", you won't be able to see her true self.
Because she's conscious of it.
I think she'll appeal herself to me.
This is a public audition that only normal musicians do.
I don't know anything about "New Chiaki audition".
I see.
Out of the five beauties, they will look for Endo's partner in "New Chiaki audition".
Now, we will begin the audition.
Everyone, please come in.
If you look at it like this, it certainly looks like a strange audition.
Thank you all for coming today despite your busy schedules.
As soon as you join these five people, you have been chosen for a certain purpose,
but if you are left behind in the end, a future like a dream awaits you, so do your best.
What is a future like a dream?
I will answer your question now.
There are a lot of old-fashioned and female talents.
There are many ups and downs.
But one person who won this audition in the end is waiting for a wonderful future.
That's what it is.
Well, it's better to have a wonderful future.
Whatever you do, of course.
That's right.
A wonderful future awaits you, so do your best.
Then I would like to start the audition now.
The first one is FLA FOOP.
I will hand out FLA FOOP now, so please turn it around for as long as possible.
Who will go first?
Yes.
Then...
Person number four.
Yes.
Can I ask you a favor?
Number four.
Yes.
Yes, please.
It looks exactly like you.
It's pretty wide.
You're pretty good at this, aren't you?
I'm not good at this at all.
I did it because I couldn't do it on purpose.
But if I could do it, I would say, "Oh, I can't do it this time."
Person number four is perfect for me.
In that sense, person number five is completely different.
Can I have person number five do it for now?
Person number five!
Yes.
Can you do it for me?
Yes!
You know what I'm asking you, so you should ask me.
It looks exactly like you.
Yes, please.
Wow, it's good.
I'm surprised.
Wow, it's good.
It's good.
Thank you.
It's good.
On the contrary, it looks like Chiaki.
It looks like Chiaki.
Thank you.
Next, I'd like you to eat Wasabi Sushi.
Wasabi?
Please eat tuna with plenty of Wasabi.
Chiaki's Wasabi Sushi was not good at all.
I think you know it.
I often took you out for a meal.
You didn't eat it at all when we went to eat Sushi.
Oh, did you?
I gave you a warning many times in front of you.
You shouldn't eat Sushi that your seniors treated you.
But it doesn't matter if you don't like it.
Well, people don't like it.
People don't like it.
What kind of reaction did you get at that time?
I think I know what you're talking about.
Can I ask you a second question?
Do you hold a plate?
That's a good question.
I was told to use my left hand.
I always use my right hand.
It's spicy.
Can you say "onii" there?
Onii!
Thank you.
Please sit down.
Thank you.
What is it?
She said "onii".
I don't know what you're talking about.
Thank you.
Can I ask you a fifth question?
Can you say "onii" there?
Onii!
I didn't say it.
Onii is spicy.
Thank you. Please sit down.
Compared to what I saw on TV...
Look at her reaction.
She's getting up.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She seems most bloodthirsty than what we saw on TV.
Really?
Next, we'll have you dance to "Lambada".
It's a Lambada song, so please passionately dance with the male dancers.
"Lambada"?
Can we start with No. 1?
Yes.
"Lambada"?
It's a song, so if you're tired, go home.
Yes.
Let's go.
More, more.
It's the worst.
What is it?
This heavy dance is really...
Can we start with No. 2?
Yes, No. 2.
What kind of song is it?
Can we start with No. 3?
Let's go.
What is it?
No. 1.
No. 4, let's go.
No. 4, No. 5, let's go.
What is it?
No. 4, please.
No. 5, come in.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, it's okay.
"Lambada"!
No. 4...
It's like "Nori no Warusata".
Excuse me.
Yes?
Are you judging anything?
What?
Like dancing and such...
Does it have anything to do with it?
It's all for the wonderful dream of the future.
It doesn't feel like you're choosing it properly.
It's not a game. I'm doing it seriously.
I see.
It's like it's coming from above.
If it's okay with you, can I go home?
Not at all. You don't have to go home.
I'm judging everything properly.
Is that so?
I'm judging everything properly.
The most scary part of it...
I'm getting a little angry.
In November of 2007...
I've been doing this for a while.
That's before you got divorced.
It's so scary.
It's scary no matter what you do.
You can't help it.
That's okay with you.
It's like "Gachiaki".
It's like "Countdown", right?
It says "I'm back", but I don't know what that means.
It's like "Gachiaki".
It wasn't good.
But that's also like "Gachiaki".
If you say it like that...
Next...
We'll have you receive a butt pad.
Why?
First person, please.
What does this mean?
For the bright future of the future.
Is this a butt pad?
Yes.
Please!
Thank you for coming.
First of all, this song...
This reaction...
Yes.
Then, please!
Yes, that's good.
That's good.
Ah, it's already...
No, but I think No. 1 is happy.
Basically, Tatejima's...
Basically, No. 1 doesn't hate Tatejima.
No. 2 is happy.
Yes, No. 2.
Yes.
Please!
Ah, your voice is loud!
It's not that loud!
Basically, No. 2 is happy.
Yes, please sit down!
His voice is not that loud!
It's not that loud!
It doesn't go "kyaa"!
No. 2, will you go?
No. 3, please!
Yes!
Please!
The reason why he doesn't get angry is...
If you look at Tatejima and Tigers' faces...
They don't get angry.
Because they love him.
Because they love him, Tigers.
If you get angry...
There's nothing you can do about it.
No. 4!
Yes!
Please!
Ouch!
Just now...
Basically, Tatejima's...
Basically, Tatejima's... butt skin color is...
That sound...
It sounded like it dried up.
Yes.
No. 5, please!
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
Again!
What's with you?
Why do you have so many of them?
Okay!
Ah, the last one. That's the closest one.
I've said it three times.
Okay, please start.
Thank you.
If you hit me continuously, it really hurts.
Can we have number one and number four again?
I'm sorry, but it's an audition.
Number one.
No matter what...
I didn't really understand it, but you said it.
Please go ahead.
Look.
Her eyes look really good.
Number four.
Are you okay?
Please go ahead.
Wait!
Okay, thank you.
It's the same place.
Okay, thank you.
You know...
It really hurts.
She said "fiiiii".
Next...
We will observe everyone's mouths.
What is that?
Her mouth was really beautiful.
What is that?
There wasn't a single mosquito bite.
Okay, please go ahead.
Who is this?
Look in your mouth, uncle.
Ah, that's good.
That way of cutting it is...
I don't like it.
Ah, that's right.
Okay, say "ah" say "ah" Say "ah" with your mouth. I want to see what's in your mouth.
That's good, that's really good.
One more time, one more time, please!
"Ah" "Ah" "Ah"
Say "ah" say "ah"
This is... this is really... Chiyaki, you're good.
Chiyaki, you're good.
That's good.
You're good.
Like this?
You're good.
Well, that's my image.
Number 5...
He's angry.
Number 5, say "ah" say "ah"
Where are you looking?
Ah, that's good.
Even if it's Number 5, even if he pushes me away a little more, I'll still choose Chiyaki.
But that's not going to work.
I'll only choose Chiyaki.
That's not going to work.
Okay, next we're going to have you do "bintao".
Yes.
From now on, starting from Number 1, in order, among the five judges here, choose someone and do "bintao" as hard as you can.
Okay.
I don't know what's going to happen.
What is this?
Right?
I don't know who I'm going to choose.
Okay, Number 1, please choose someone.
Yamazaki-san.
I don't like this!
Okay.
Eh, I really don't like this.
Probably Chiyaki.
I'm scared.
I think Yamazaki-san chose her.
Okay...
Please choose someone.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot!
One shot!
I'm sorry.
I feel like I overdid it.
It's a weird answer.
It's the worst answer.
Mr. Yamazaki.
I haven't called you yet, but...
End, end, end, end.
Is it wrong?
It's okay for us.
Mr. Yamazaki.
I see.
It can't be helped.
Then...
Please!
This was delicious.
Thank you!
The beginning...
It was a beautiful bottle.
No. 3, please.
Yes, it's Mr. Yamazaki.
What is this?
Mr. Yamazaki, you've been waiting for a long time.
No, I really don't like it.
Then...
Please!
Thank you!
That's right.
It's not like this.
It's like this.
No. 4!
Um...
It doesn't matter who it is.
Yes.
Please choose someone.
Mr. Tanaka.
What?!
This is an unexpected development.
This is...
This is an unexpected development.
That's... That's...
On the contrary...
It's mysterious.
He has a mysterious feeling.
It's a place where everyone thinks it's Yamazaki.
It's a place called Tanaka.
Tanaka, please cooperate.
It's close.
It's like a punch.
It's hard to hit.
Please!
It's okay.
It's scary.
Ignore the rules.
The sound wasn't bad, but...
It's true, isn't it?
Next, we'll have you do "Zura-tori".
Now, an old man in a wig will come out.
Everyone, please do "Zura-tori".
There's a lot of "s" in this part.
I won't box.
Please!
Please do it!
Everyone, please do this person's "Zura-tori".
What are you doing?
Everyone, please do it!
I got it!
Run!
Okay, thank you very much
In the end, the number of people who passed is 1, 4, 5, right?
Yes
It's better to pass, right?
Yes, Chiaki already passed
She passed a lot
Chiaki probably passed 3 times
Excuse me
Chiaki?
It's okay, I'm sorry
I just remembered the past
Please go ahead
Yes
With this, today's audition is complete
Now, Endo-san, please announce the results of the evaluation
Yes
Almost everyone voted for Chiaki
Chiaki?
My ex-wife voted for Chiaki
It's not Chiaki-san
Almost everyone voted for Chiaki-san
However, there are people who voted for Chiaki more than Endo-san
I will announce it now
What is Chiaki?
I will announce it now
What is Chiaki?
First of all, number 1
Chiaki?
It seemed like Chiaki, second of all
Isn't this an audition?
Second of all
Everyone did their best, but...
It doesn't seem like Chiaki
Number 5!
Huh? It's Chiaki, right?
It's Chiaki-san
It's Chiaki
I don't know
Therefore, number 1 and number 5 have passed the first evaluation
Congratulations!
I heard that you will be happy in the future
You suddenly came out in the second half of middle school and high school
I will be happy
However, I think I have to be alone
I can't decide by myself, so can I call someone?
What?
I have a mother who always takes care of me
Mother?
Mother!
Who did you call?
What?
Mother!
Are you angry?
I'm sorry.
It's very scary.
It's amazing.
It's scary.
I'll introduce you.
My mother is called "Shimoche's mother".
She is a very caring person.
She is very good at fortune-telling.
Is that so?
Originally, my mother opposed me and Chiaki getting married.
She opposed it because we would divorce and we would never do it again.
But I pushed her away and got married.
As a result, we became husband and wife and got divorced.
She is a very good person.
She is very well-mannered.
So, this time, there are only two of us.
I want to choose one of you.
Mother, can you leave me alone for a moment?
You will have twins soon.
A girl and a boy.
Can I say something unrelated?
In four years, you will have another child.
A girl.
She is playing with you a lot, isn't she?
I'm not playing with you.
She will live in a big house.
In a beautiful villa.
She is doing classic sage manga.
That's not true.
She has many rooms in the villa.
On top of that, she is the type of person who can be hugged by anyone.
Mother, are you serious?
Mother, you are right.
That's all.
So, she will be the fifth person.
She will live very far away.
She is selling pillows, isn't she?
You know that she sells pillows, don't you?
She loves dogs. Many dogs.
I can see the pillow.
But you have to be careful.
Driving a car.
You have a sexually transmitted disease, don't you?
I'm sure you have a sexually transmitted disease, don't you?
She is so different from us.
That means she is different from us.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
Please go home.
We don't want any street thieves.
Thank you for coming.
Let's go home.
Thank you for coming.
Let's go home.
What did you do?
I'm sorry.
You looked like you were tired of living.
I don't know you.
Because you are popular.