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The 900th guest is called "shouhei"
Last April, "shouhei" who played "gaki no tsukai" regularly was killed
It's funny
The result of the veteran entertainer's pride is...
Brother, it's over
"shouhei" was found and arrested
And again...
The first episode of "gaki no tsukai" and "araen"
To commemorate 950 episodes of airing
Who is the victim of "shouhei"?
Once again, this project is commemorating 950 times.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Why is it commemorating 950 times?
It's commemorating 950 times.
For our show, it's an important hint.
Well, he says it every day, but it doesn't matter.
What?
It doesn't matter?
And you know what?
If we didn't get it right last time, if we didn't get fooled,
we wouldn't be allowed to go on TV.
That's right.
That's where we ended last time.
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
That's right.
If we didn't get it right today, we would only be on "mx" TV.
"mx" is an important job, too.
Reviewing the rules, "shouhei" fooled the victim and won 100,000 yen.
But once you get fooled, you can't get your prize.
And if you get caught a few times in a row, you can't go on TV.
So it's a big risk.
There's a small place next to Koji Bridge where you can go on TV.
40,000 yen per show.
It's about time you go back there.
That's where the prime minister is.
He's doing an audition in a neighborhood.
The prime minister?
The prime minister is doing an audition.
Why does he have to go for an audition at this age?
The first question is...
What color item made you fall off your bike?
It's not me.
It's not me, it's not me.
Now, I'd like you to choose this question.
Choose?
It's one-sided, so you have to deceive us and start.
That's right.
It hurts, doesn't it?
No, but that's for the victims.
It's that kind of game.
Number two, please put your glasses here.
Yes, yes.
Please get ready.
I don't have to be pulled at all, do I?
That's right, that's right.
I feel so lucky.
That's right, that's right.
The TV station is about to start.
Shohei's challenge begins.
Curtain, open!
You won't be pulled, will you?
Oh, it's the legs, right?
It's the legs, right?
First of all, red Shohei, start.
Three...
Two...
One...
Oh, I see. Red Shohei.
That was red Shohei.
I lost.
It's difficult. It's difficult.
That was good, everyone. That was red Shohei.
If you look at it closely...
Okay, let's go. Curtain, open!
Blue Shohei.
Blue Shohei, start.
Three...
Two...
One...
Oh, this is a little different!
No, that one was different.
No, I think that one was different, too.
The first one was much more natural.
Okay, last one. Curtain, open!
Green Shohei, start.
Three...
Two...
One...
Red Shohei, start.
Three...
Two...
One...
[Laughter]
That's not cool!
That wasn't cool!
[Laughter]
It looks like you've decided who will answer.
We're sorry about that.
Please give us your answer.
Kinshohei.
Why did you pick Kinshohei?
I thought you'd say "can I have my knee?"
When you said "can I have my knee?" my knee went this way.
It may be a famous line, but...
Was it a coincidence or a famous line?
The answer is...
The victim was Kinshohei.
Kinshohei!
He got it right!
Elementary school student? Junior high school student?
Don't answer it!
One!
This is the last one, right?
[Laughter]
You got it right the first time you got on it!
This is unpredictable!
By the way, Kinshohei is...
He knows the answer!
Kinshohei is good at this!
It's funny.
What are you watching now, Kinshohei?
Are you trying to fool me?
Embarrassed in public, pay attention to Shouhei's reaction!
Curtain open!
First of all, red Shouhei, start!
It's already started.
What kind of picture is it now?
Now, on the bed, there is a man and a woman's ***.
***
All of a sudden?
How do you take this picture?
Now, red Shouhei has finished.
Well, he is not an elementary school student.
He is already familiar with it.
He is used to it.
Yes, he is used to it.
Now, let's continue. Curtain open!
Now, let's continue.
Blue Shouhei, start!
He has changed it a little.
Yes, he has.
Shouhei-san, what was it like now?
What was it like now?
In the bathroom, a woman...
Yes.
...took out ***.
What?
***
What is it?
Yes, it's finished!
This is difficult.
Please give me an answer!
What is your answer?
I have an answer!
Please give me an answer!
Red Shouhei!
The picture when I asked him what kind of picture he was looking at...
...seemed like ***.
The biggest of fate!
If you can guess it, you will reach the daily TV banned area!
Could it be...
Of course, it has to be ***, right?
I think you are right.
Red Shouhei!
What?
Shouhei-san wins!
This is bad! This is bad! This is a reach!
It's really not like what it says in the description.
It's like "kotono", right? It's like "kotono", right?
As expected of Hamada-san, it's like "kotono".
It's like "kotono", right?
But if you watch it in the studio, it's a little difficult.
But if you think about it, it's like this!
It's like this!
That's right.
This is good.
Let's watch it.
Yes.
I don't think you need to show it that much.
He's impersonating himself!
Look at this.
What did you do in the bathroom?
When did you do this?
This?
You're young!
I did it about 20 years ago.
Do you think women say "toilet" when they see this?
It's definitely this one!
The one and only!
Shohei's victory!
He's in a pinch!
What is Shohei doing with his giant swing?
Shohei has been given a CCD camera.
We will see the video and answer your questions.
Yes.
Okay. You're in good shape, right?
Yes.
Alright, I'm off.
My life depends on it. It's getting serious.
I know, right?
Shohei's performance with the destructive power of a wrestler!
Okay, let's go! First, red Shohei, start!
Okay, it's over!
I don't know how it looks like. He's being beaten up with his giant swing.
I think his speed is too constant.
I see.
Also, Shohei's bad-tempered and smelly performance.
The agency is also thinking about it.
Let's go! Last one is yellow Shohei, start!
It's over!
But we don't know if it's Shohei's plan or not.
No, we don't know.
We don't know if it's his plan or not.
No, that was...
Well, you know...
You can't come out of there right away.
It's too dark for you.
Ah, this is the real deal.
Yes, this is the last one.
It's spinning!
It's spinning beautifully!
This will take a while to recover!
It's taking a while!
Yes, it will.
It will take a while to recover.
My neck flew off!
It will take a while to recover!
The red certificate is...
Wow!
This is going to be difficult.
He's spinning on his own chair.
Yoko-san, you're talking!
This is going to be easy.
It's going to spin!
It's spinning!
I like that picture, but...
Next, we will guess the certificate that prohibits self-considered eroticism.
Curtain, open!
First, the red certificate.
Start!
Well then, I will announce it.
It's been a while since I've been so embarrassed.
If I handle it well with an erotic video...
Sometimes I feel like I'm going to faint!
I think there is.
I don't know what you're saying.
So, before we meet again...
Yes.
So that it doesn't happen again...
Yes.
If we do it like that one more time...
Yes.
It won't happen again.
That's what it means, right?
That's what I'm worried about.
Then, let's go.
Curtain, open!
I see.
Now, let's continue.
That's right.
Curtain, open!
Now, let's continue.
I rush into the hotel...
When it's all over, I'm really thirsty...
I regret not buying water or tea...
I think there is.
What are you saying?
Why is that such an important part?
I regret not buying water or tea...
Yes.
Ah, thank you for your hard work.
Yes.
I don't think Kimura is...
He's in good health.
Yes.
Even if you say it like that, Kimura is young.
It's not like that.
I'm worried about it.
It's the first time.
Yes, that's right.
Yes.
Yes!
Red is what Shouhei-san thought of.
Well, we didn't know which one was which.
It's a sad result.
We both thought of the same thing.
Both ended in a sad result.
The answer is...
Please, this is important.
This is important.
Please.
Yes!
Red is what Shouhei-san thought of.
Rich.
Unfortunately, it's rich again.
It's rich again.
Ginjimasu!
Hurry up and get into the hotel.
After everything is over, I'm so thirsty.
I regret not buying water or tea.
What is he saying?
I think it's possible.
You're right.
Don't be stingy.
Who is eating raw soil?
Today's topic is...
Answerer.
Today's topic is...
No, no, no.
Are you happy?
I think you're in a bad mood.
On the contrary, I'm in a bad mood again.
It's embarrassing again.
Can he overcome it with his mature acting?
I'm going.
Card open!
Oh, I see.
Red product, start!
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
[Laughter]
That's real!
What is this?!
It's not moving.
So it's like this.
I see, I see.
[Bell ringing]
That was the proof.
But if you do it like this, won't it move a little?
But, you know that shy laugh in the beginning?
That was pretty...
It was a little realistic.
Realistic, huh?
But look at the next one.
Okay, curtain open!
The last one is...
"Kishouhei".
Start!
Three...
Two...
One...
[Bell ringing]
[Laughter]
I don't know.
[Laughter]
But their faces are the same!
They're the same!
[Applause]
[Bell ringing]
Wait a minute.
Okay!
I don't know.
Everyone, please think about it.
Thank you for your hard work!
This time, it's a lot of fun.
I think it's the first time you did it in a straight line.
Yes.
This is stupid. Which one is it?
The person in front of you, please say something.
Then, please say something!
I'm counting on you.
Why did you think of it like that?
I dared to...
I see.
I felt like I was acting.
I might have been acting for a round.
I see. I see.
The first one on the cliff.
Is the answer red or yellow?
The winner is...
Shouhei!
Yes!
Daily Kiss!
Congratulations!
You're looking at it too severely.
This is a variety show, right?
Yes!
I see.
Oh!
You're quite good at this.
Shouhei...
This is a real thing.
Stop it!
Wow!
Stop it!
I see. I see.
It's big, so you have to grab it like this.
I see.
Stop it!
The other Shouhei is...
That's why he looks like this.
Onion.
Onion?
Why does he look like this?
That's right.
That's the reaction you had.
Why onion?
That's right.
It was delicious.
It was delicious!
This is really forbidden to be shown.
It's forbidden.
That's not allowed.
It's decided.
So this is a loss.
It's a loss and one chance.
No.
It's decided and one chance is...
No.
Why are you so serious?
It's not like that!
The fact that we're involved in this is making us cry.
It's making you cry?
It's already...
Then, can we use "Tokyo Magazine"?
Yes, "Tokyo Magazine".
Of course, we say it on TVS...
It's strange for us to say it on TVS...
But Shouhei is doing it in a weird way.
What is that weird way of saying it?
The next question is "what color is the prize?"
Can you do it?
You have three choices.
Look in the mirror and answer.
Okay.
Look at the silhouette.
Look at the silhouette and answer.
I'm number one at crying.
This choice is not a mistake.
It's okay. This choice is okay.
Look at the silhouette and answer.
It's definitely okay.
The battle for TBS's daily life has begun.
Let's go. Curtain open!
I'm scared.
Let's go.
First, red prize.
Start!
That was...
I could smell it.
Let's go. Curtain open!
Blue prize, start!
Damn it!
What is it?
I'm number one at crying.
What is it?
Popular drama.
You're going to get in trouble.
No, that was...
You were doing that.
Okay, curtain open!
Last one.
First, red prize.
Start!
That was...
I heard it!
This is the answer, right?
It's in there.
It hurts.
Did you hear that sound?
It hurt.
That's amazing.
What are we going to do?
We can't publish it in Tokyo Magazine.
It's no joke.
It's a loss.
Can we still lose?
It's yet another loss.
There's another one in Osaka.
Yeah, another one.
Honwaka, honwaka.
Honwaka TV!
No, no, no!
Who did you work with, Omi-san?
Well, Nikaku Show...
Yes.
Kane Kanpei-san...
Yes, Kane Kanpei-san...
That sounds like a bad name.
Oh, yeah!
What does it mean to leave an icon behind?
What does it mean to breathe helium gas?
I can do it!
This is a chance! You have to do it every time!
Please get ready.
I've done it before.
This is the last chance!
Can he do it?
Curtain, please open.
First, red item, please.
Yes, hello.
I'm xiao hei.
First of all, please look at the red xiao hei.
Oh, you cried, Mr. Hama.
It's okay, it's okay.
Are you two okay?
It's okay.
Now, please look at the blue xiao hei.
Hello, I'm xiao hei.
Huh? Mr. Hamada, you threw away the blue one too.
It's okay, it's okay.
Lastly, please, xiao hei.
Hello, I'm xiao hei.
Human TV, Human TV.
Human TV is up.
Human TV is down for now.
How was it?
I had an answer.
Did you have an answer?
I had an answer.
Oh, is that so?
What are you doing?