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Yamasaki Hosei
Good evening, everyone.
Today, I have sad news for you all.
As I have said many times before,
Yamasaki Hosei, who has been working hard with me since the second episode of this show,
will graduate from this show after this broadcast.
Yes.
Well...
I'm glad that last year, when I said "this time has finally come", has come.
It feels like "the real thing" has come.
Yes.
I don't think it's a bad joke anymore.
We don't know why he's quitting.
Yes.
I think it's best to ask him himself.
Yes.
Then, let's welcome him!
Yamasaki Hosei. Please come in.
Please come in.
Good morning.
Could you please explain to the viewers who are watching the program?
Well, there are some things.
Well, I've been playing the instrument for a long time.
I don't know if it's me or Mr. Yanaoka who's been playing the instrument for such a long time.
But Mr. Yanaoka and human relations are a little awkward.
Mr. Yanaoka is a staff member.
Yes, he's a staff member.
We didn't know that when we saw it.
Well, the other day, I was told that I didn't look good in layers.
Yes, yes.
Then I came in and said, "Mr. Yanaoka doesn't look good in layers, does he?"
That's how it is.
Of course, what you just said is praiseworthy.
I'm sure there's more to it than that.
There are many reasons for that.
I've been losing weight physically, too.
Yes.
Have you been losing weight?
The top of my head...
If you look at it like this...
Isn't it because you make me lie down like this?
Is it the same whether you make me lie down or stand up?
According to an expert, you shouldn't work late at night.
It has nothing to do with the instrument.
Yes, the on-air is a little late.
The instrument is an electric guitar.
But the on-air is at 11 o'clock, right?
Yes, it's on-air.
Experts recognize that they are working at 11 o'clock.
You can explain it.
Teacher, this is in the evening.
That's what I said, and that's how I perceive it.
I haven't decided on anything in particular this time.
My stomach...
I understand.
In order to look back on Yama-chan's memories...
Yama-chan, you have chosen...
Yes.
...the most famous scenes of "Gaki" up to now.
Yes.
Let's watch it together.
Please.
Yamazaki Hosei, 41 years old.
After "Gaki" was used and starred for the second time...
Hosei-kun, who has created numerous famous scenes...
Has decided to graduate from the show.
There, he will look back on the great miracle...
That he left for us.
5th Yamazaki Hosei Planning Meeting.
For Hosei-kun, who can't do anything...
Everyone thought hard for him.
This is really pretty painful.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's painful, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
"Shimodai Kageki" and "Binta no Yariyai"
How is it?
Why is it like this?
It hurts!
Stop it! Stop it!
It's not Vinter!
I don't want to remember this.
Stop it! Stop it!
In 4th place, Yamazaki Hosei's super butt magic.
Hosei-kun used his butt to perform various magic tricks.
We will never forget his bravery.
Chandelier service!
You're stabbing me hard!
You're making me mad.
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, that's good.
I'll walk with my arms crossed.
Ouch!
It hurts!
In 3rd place, "Goodbye," Yamazaki Hosei.
Was it last year?
In the past 8 times, you lied about graduating from "Gaki-no-tsukai" and deceived all citizens.
I never thought you would graduate one day.
Wait a minute!
I won't quit "Gaki-no-tsukai"!
Gaki-tsuru-fu-ga-ya-ren-no-use-da-no-ka-o- watashi-mo- i-ko-chi-ku-ne-!
No. 2!
Hosei Yamazaki's high-tension famous scene!
Oh, I see...
Hosei-kun, who always gets it right,
is making us nervous by watching this!
Please watch his famous scene from "Erisuguri"!
Dada, answer me!
Hey, I answered you!
I didn't!
Damn you!
Gaki, you...
I want to keep protecting you...
He always does this at the end...
No. 1!
Hosei Yamazaki's touching wedding ceremony!
Oh, but...
Hosei-kun, the eternal father-in-law, has finally gotten married!
His emotions and happiness have been delivered to us by force, haven't they?
Even though you're a married man, you can't do this here...
It's weird...
This is like a wedding "how-to" video, isn't it?
You're right!
This is so cute!
The images are strangely beautiful...
I'm being pointed at all the time...
This is fun!
You can't make a video like this just by pointing at me!
What?!
You're kidding me!
What's going on here?!
Hosei-kun grew up and became a great musician.
The time has finally come for you to leave your mark on history.
But the years we've spent together will never fade away, and will always be displayed on everyone's album of hearts.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye, and thank you for the memories!
Well, as expected of the second time.
Yes, yes.
There's still plenty of videos left.
Yes.
Let's send a bouquet of flowers to Yama-chan as we watch.
Yes.
Well, first of all, let's start with Suga-san, the director of production and song writing.
Please say goodbye and say hello.
Well...
Thank you so much for appearing in "Oshareism" the other day.
Ms. Toda Erika is a fan of Mr. Yamazaki.
She appeared as a hidden guest.
It was 30 minutes, but you didn't say a single funny thing.
I was in the corner of the studio and thought, "Ah, I've become a comedian who's hard to deal with."
Even if you wanted me to quit being an AD or something like that, you didn't have a makeup bag or gave me a slipper or something like that.
"Ah, it's boring like this," "it's hard to deal with," "I'm just an old comedian," I thought, "I'm in trouble."
But I'm really going to quit this time.
I really regret what I did last New Year's Eve.
"Why did my boss say I was stupid and stop me?" I finally realized it last year.
I was really stupid.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Next, I'd like to present something to you on behalf of the female staff of "Uchino" desk.
Here you are.
"Uchino"-chan...
Here you are. Your "Kujoha Gaki".
"Kujoha"?
Well, since it's the last one, I'll say a few words and let you go.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
I've known Yamasaki for about 20 years now.
Well, I think you did a good job.
If I see you somewhere, I'll treat you to a drink again.
Thank you.
I'm fine.
I'm sorry for saying this every time, but we've been doing this show together for 20 years, but we've never met in private or outside of it.
Please do your best from now on. Thank you for your hard work.
I'd like to have five people after you, Mr. Suga.
I'd like to negotiate with Vanilla Yamazaki because of sudden change of plans.
I'd like to negotiate with her as well.
*clears throat*
Who do you think is surrounded by such a full bouquet of flowers?
Was it last year?
I shouldn't have laughed.
Was it last year's New Year's Eve?
I said it was really fun.
I remember! I remember last year's New Year's Eve!
I remember last year's New Year's Eve! Then suddenly...
*cough cough*
S-s-s-s-s-s-save me!
*laughter*
Someone save me!
*laughter*
Everyone...
Yama-chan...
I DON'T WANT IT!
I DON'T WANT TO EAT IT!
I DON'T WANT IT!
I DON'T WANT TO EAT IT!
Both of your legs are a little dangerous...
I mean, not dangerous...
I'm sorry!
I'M NEVER GOING TO MOVE!
I'M NEVER GOING TO MOVE HERE!
I'm sorry!
Well, we have our misunderstandings and it's over...
The person himself...
Yes, that's right!
Anyway, he's a little confused...
Yes, that's right...
He doesn't know what's going on, does he?
Yes...
Let's go in.
Yes!
Let's go in.
WAIT!
Yama-chan...
Won't...
Play...
Gakidochi-tai!
Play!
Looking back...
In these 20 years...
Have you felt anything?
What's she talking about?
Komu...
Went for a little walk...
I kept reflecting...
And waited for her to come back...
It took me 20 years...
Komu...
Didn't you change your mind?
Just like you did back then...
This time, I asked Kokoriko-san and Downtown-san to do a prank tour.
I won't stop using instruments.
Why, oh why do you want to be beautiful?
Yamachan was burning with passion, yeah
Come on, Yachachan
Put all your feelings into it
Because I'm by your side
Even so, don't let go of me
I promise you, I'll never let you go
Be more selfish, fall in love
Even though you love me more than now and more than in the future
With those transparent eyes of yours
I want to love this frozen song
Mom, please stop using the key
Please stop
I'll say it, but I don't like Yamazaki very much, so I can't watch it.
Even people who watch TV, right?
That's right.
I think so, too.
But there are not many people who like him that much.
From Mr. Yamazaki.
Why are you in such a mood?
I'm sorry.
I can see it.
It's being broadcasted.
Yes.
Are you looking down?
Where are you looking at?
I'm sorry.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm sorry.
There are a lot of extras.
Earlier, the reporter was biting with the first bite.
That's right.
He was biting from the top.
To be honest, it was transmitted that he was biting a lot.
That's right.
I didn't know it was transmitted that he was biting a lot.
I'm still going!
Let's see...
Ah...shining...shining...
Ah...years come...ah...and...oh...waiting for you...
Ah...ah...ah...
Should I look at it like that?
Look at his face
That's what I'm talking about
It's not a song, is it?
- At the end... - At the end...
- He's saying it here. - That's right.
- What are you doing? - You're annoying me.
You're annoying me!
- Murasaki-san... - He's doing his best.
He's doing his best.
Even if you say it like that, you won't get anything out of it.
You look bad.
You're annoying me!
- He's saying it here. - At the end...
- You're annoying me! - He's doing his best.
You're annoying me!
What?
- No, you were watching the process. - That's right.
This cut...
- Oh, it's different. - What?
- Oh, it's different. - Oh, it's over now.
You're annoying me!
- You looked at me and said "It's over." - That's what you said?
Can't we all leave him behind?
Is it the other way around?
- Is it the other way around? - Can we all leave?
- Can we leave? - Can we leave!