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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai wa Arahen", who are the scary comedians who think of their seniors every month?
"Bizarre Before The Showdown" awarding ceremony!
Today, we would like to award how much comedians think of their seniors, and how much they care about them in their daily lives.
If this result is defective, will the comedians' lives shrink after this?
- That's for sure! - Is there a secret? - I think there is!
Even though they have survived the downturn of their 27 years of acting career,
it is a great test of whether the comedians will care about them.
This time, the comedians who will be their targets are...
Here they are.
These three.
I see.
We don't have unity.
I don't know much about this either.
Oh, you don't?
Impulse doesn't have much in common.
That's right.
We don't have unity.
I feel like I'm on the same page with Kirosita.
Oh, you do?
Yes, we're on the same page.
But our offices are different.
Yes.
I think it's a good distance for us to get over our offices.
This time, these three are our guests.
I see.
There's no reason for me to be invited.
Do you believe in them?
One of you is already a guest.
One of you...
The five of them will be tested in their own ways.
Will they come up with a phrase that will be a key point?
First, Matsumoto's method of testing.
I'll be quiet like they're going to the bathroom.
I'll be loud and say, "Ew, it stings!"
Their stomachs will be in pain.
Of course, I'll greet them and say, "Hey, Matsumoto- san, you came!"
I know that.
But inside of me, I'll be all...
If it comes to this, it'd be terrible if they laughed.
That's too bad.
Will they laugh?
It'll be terrible.
I want you to be careful of this.
- That's right. - As a senpai... - That's right!
The words I expect from them are these.
Are you okay?
Please accept this!
- I definitely won't say it. - This is...
- It's not funny. - It's probably going to come out of my mouth.
- That's the worst. - That's also the worst.
Next, Hamada's evaluation method.
Hamada, if you wait a little, your classmate will come to you.
- He has an amazing face. - He has an amazing face.
That's right. I'll say it.
Hamada-san, do you have meetings nearby?
- I have something. - You're really talkative.
- That's definitely a funny idea. - That's right.
- If you ignore this, it's the worst. - What should I do?
- You! - What should I do? - Ignore it!
- What should I do? - Because like this, Hamada will meet various people. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Can we show Hamada who is still sober for a long time? - I'm embarrassed.
- I'm embarrassed. - I see, I see.
- One thing I want you to say is, "Get out of here, you sober."
- Should I say this? - Yes, you should say it.
- That's right. If I were to talk to Sakata and say, "Get out of here," you would say, "Are you stupid?"
- That's no good either.
- Yamazaki uses alcohol as evidence.
- When he's really drunk, he visits his junior's dressing room and forces himself to drink alcohol in order to relieve his tension before recording.
- Could it be...
- It's before the show! - Yes!
- Even if you say it in front of the TV and at work, if you say it in front of it, it's the worst! - I see!
- It's the worst! - It's the worst!
- There's no alcohol before the show! - I see!
- Yamazaki-san, why don't you drink? - Why don't you drink?
- Yamazaki-san, but on Osaka's shows, you really do drink sometimes. - What?! - What?!
- I don't drink! - You don't drink!
- Next up, how to verify alcohol.
- My lover comes to the bar, and from that moment on, he's been shaking hands with me at the bar. - That's bad!
- It's really smelly! I just passed by and it was smelly. - Yes, yes.
- He's been taking care of his wife's dog. - Yes.
- First of all, bringing a dog to the scene itself is... - I see!
- It's not good for your senior's show! - It's not good.
- Also, since this dog hasn't been washed yet...
- To be honest, it's really smelly. - It's really smelly!
- What do you mean? - It's better if you wash the dog!
- It's not good for your senior's show! - It's not good for your senior's show!
- Enzo's title is "a suspicious story about making money that will affect his juniors".
- It's not about acting at all! - Yes.
- It's about business! - Business!
- If you do this, you'll make money! - It's only about money!
- This is not good for young people. Why would you do that? You'd be a fool!
- I see!
- It's not good for young people!
- That's what the seniors think. - That's right!
- That's not good for young people! - That's not good for young people!
- If I were told about that, I'd just say "you're stupid"!
- You'd get scolded!
It's delicious.
It's white.
It's swaying.
It's past 12 o'clock.
The prelude recording is over.
Kinoshita will soon come in.
In order to award the three of them one by one,
the entrance time was set separately.
The five of them went into preparation for the first Kinoshita.
It smells like alcohol.
Do you want to drink it?
Do you want me to drink it?
Is it okay?
The setting of the dressing room is also over.
The preparation for the award is complete.
The first prize winner, Kinoshita enters the studio.
Before the award ceremony, he checks the preparation for the dressing room and the set.
He also checks the credibility of the recording with the dancers.
After this, the award ceremony begins.
Good morning.
Was Kinoshita a considerate junior?
Leaving aside the time, the examination of Iwao Itakura also ended safely.
The announcement of the results of the examination will be made in conjunction with the person himself a week later.
Therefore, for technical troubles, the three of them were lied to and returned home.
Without even telling the story of the examination, the three of them were left alone.
How did they spend a week?
A week after the examination, the three of them came back thinking about the 500 yen again and pushed forward with the examination results.
Not knowing that, the first target, Kinoshita, arrived at Nihon TV.
He hurriedly invites him to the studio.
Five entertainers are waiting there.
How is Kinoshita's reaction?
Come over here.
Come on, over there.
Come and sit here.
Good morning.
Huh?
Good morning.
So you came to a thick border again today.
I don't say "border".
You don't say "border", do you?
What made you come here today?
Today...
I have a question for you.
Oh, I see.
Well...
I wouldn't call you that anyway.
The agency is different, but...
I tested Kinoshita's opinion of us.
The results are coming up here.
Were you in the bathroom with Matsuno-san back then?
Well, if you ask me like that...
Of course you were with Yama-chan, too.
That's right. I did a lot of things before the show.
It seems like you remember that.
Well, I guess you remember that. That's why you're like that now.
Let's watch the interview.
Good morning.
On this day,
Kinoshita came to the studio
because he was told that he was a guest of "Gaki- no-tsukai".
Good morning.
I have a cigarette for you.
Thank you very much.
Where did you get it?
The cigarette is up there.
Where did you get it?
The cigarette is up there.
Staff goes into a lie meeting for verification.
There, Kinoshita says his feelings for downtown.
I'm very happy.
Do you like it that much?
I love it.
That's why I love downtown so much.
I love downtown so much now.
Kinoshita has a strong longing for downtown.
Then, his feelings for downtown are...
Matsumoto's verification.
In the bathroom, Matsumoto makes a final check for verification.
Kinoshita succeeds in letting go of his hand...
...thinking it's a winning product worth 500 yen.
After this, he heads to the bathroom to wash his hands.
Will "are you okay?" come out of his mouth?
It's a small hole.
I did it.
Good morning.
It reacts.
Because it can hear.
It's trying to turn off the sound.
It doesn't care.
It's eating.
It's so bad.
I was waiting for his words.
It's coming out.
How do you like it?
I wanted his words.
It's only that sound.
I don't know the answer.
You're thinking about a lot of things.
What's going on?
What's going on with you?
Why? Why?
He made a mistake.
Next is Yamazaki's alcohol test.
It doesn't taste like alcohol.
It's slimy, but it smells like alcohol.
Yes.
Can I try it again?
Yes.
It must have been hard for you.
It was hard for me.
It's not like you're really drunk, but you're a little drunk.
What are you drinking?
Before the show, will Kiroshita be able to say his line?
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Thank you for coming.
Is your fever okay?
No, it's normal.
Your cheeks are red.
And you're wearing alcohol.
You're really unique.
What are you talking about?
Do you know me?
I'm really...
I'm really not drunk at all.
I'm really...
I'm really not drunk at all.
You're not drunk at all.
Thank you for coming.
You're not drunk at all.
Do you want some tea?
What do you want to drink?
What?
What do you want to drink?
Sake.
Really?
Yes.
I'm not nervous at all.
Do you always drink?
No, I don't always drink.
I don't drink alcohol with my body,
but with my head,
I do drink.
Your face is warm.
Do you want to try some?
No, no, I'm fine.
Of course I have feelings for you, but it's here.
On the contrary, I'm a little nervous.
I wonder if you're nervous.
Ah, but that's a weird voice.
What's wrong with you?
Of course I wanted you to try some.
What do you usually eat?
I don't eat much.
You don't eat much.
Do you want me to put it here?
No, no, it's fine.
Then I'll only have one drink.
No, no, it's fine.
That's enough.
Thank you.
Don't say it.
Yes, I understand.
Don't say it.
Then I'll put it here.
I can't do it anymore.
You're good at it.
You're a little heavy-eyed.
He doesn't want to make his seniors feel bad.
I was trying to turn off the sound.
I didn't want to hear it, so I shook my hands.
I see.
Eight raccoons.
What are you doing?
It's coming out.
It's coming out more.
I could hear it clearly at that time.
Clearly.
I think you should go home.
Of course you should go home.
If you have that kind of attitude...
How about Yama-chan?
I agree.
You're being pushed around.
Hosei-san, I think that's why Gakitsuka is not doing well.
What do you mean?
You say you only drink Gakitsuka.
You didn't tell anyone for a week, did you?
Be honest.
You didn't tell anyone for a week, did you?
I did.
Who did you tell?
My juniors.
Gakitsuka is amazing.
Say it! Say it!
For Kinoshita, the same age of Tanaka's dressing room smells strangely.
The reason is this dirty dog.
This smells pretty bad.
Kinoshita shows a heavy spear in a dark dressing room.
Why?
Kami-san went on a trip.
He hasn't been back for a while.
I have to go there.
I'll be back tomorrow.
You have that song with you.
That's right.
The third day.
It smells bad.
It smells really bad.
Don't you say it?
I've been saying it all the time.
Gakitsuka is amazing.
It's really cute, isn't it?
But it seems like you can say it to Tanaka.
It's the same age.
Did you buy anything?
I didn't buy anything.
I see.
It's been a while.
It smells really bad.
It's late.
I can't go home.
I can't eat.
I'm sorry.
I have a lot of work to do today.
I'll do my best.
Hey!
What's up?
That's right.
Unexpected failure.
It's hard to fight.
Next, Hamada's verification.
Hamada is having a meeting of another program in the dressing room.
There is Kinoshita.
Will he be able to say meaningful words to his seniors?
What's that?
You know it.
Sit down.
How about this?
It seems like a small area of Makuhara.
I saw it just now.
How about this?
It seems like a small area of Makuhara.
I saw it just now.
I saw it now.
I found it.
I know you're saying this.
I'm telling you.
I don't know anything about this.
I know you from Masudao.
But what do you think about this place?
What do you think about this place?
This is Yoshimoto.
This is a different agency.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Don't shake your head like that.
I don't shake like that.
You're not young anymore.
You're my junior.
I think you can say that.
I've been doing this for about a year.
I hope you like it.
I saw it. I saw it again.
You saw it.
I saw it.
You just saw it.
I just saw it.
Say it. Say it. Say it.
What are you doing?
I will say it now or never.
I will say it.
It's here.
If it is so.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
I'm going to say it again.
Let me say it again.
My eyes hurt.
Thank you for coming.
Yes.
Oh, he's touching his nose.
Oh, you want me to do it?
Is this your signal?
Do you want me to do it too?
I'm sorry to say this in front of you, but this is a completely different job today.
Otakus like you still don't know how to do it.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it at all.
A lot of people have come out.
Are you laughing at me?
I don't know.
I don't know if you can see my face.
You look like you're laughing at me.
Yes, I'm laughing at you.
I'm sorry.
I won't say it.
Kinoshita!
Hey!
I'm tired of you!
There is no heavy spear under the tree.
How was it in my dressing room?
It smelled pretty bad.
Of course, when it came in...
To say more about it, when the song came in...
It smelled like sh*t from Nakamura P.
It was always like this.
It smelled like sh*t.
It really smelled like sh*t.
It was probably at the setting stage.
That's right, that's right.
It's been a week now.
That's right, that's right.
It can't be helped.
Mr. Hamura?
When you told me to sit down, you saw it right away, didn't you?
I saw it right away.
You saw it right away?
I saw it right away.
It smells like sh*t.
Shut up!
If you don't say it there...
No, that's right!
In this dressing room...
That's right!
All over the country...
That's right!
It's really like that, isn't it?
I told my juniors about this the most.
That person is amazing!
Next week, we'll find out their results!
We're going fishing.
A strange adventure is about to begin.
We're going fishing for squid.
Will they be able to do it?
Don't look at me like that!