AISubs v3.5
An emergency occurs!
This time, Tamada is down due to his poor health.
Suddenly, that man joins in!
The situation unfolds unexpectedly!
First episode of "User of the Cliff", "Arahen"
With this song, I'll put my life on the cliff...
Earn hundreds of thousands of yen...
Kiki...
Ketchup!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Hamaa-san isn't here.
Hamaa-san, you know...
Yes!
You know...
You got hit by a mountain bike.
You got hit by something big again!
A mountain bike?
What did you get hit by?
You didn't get hit...
Your health is...
I thought you'd found out, so Heipo-san...
It's a ticket.
"User of the Cliff", "Nanohuman".
"Nanohuman"...
I hate it!
How many times is it this time?
Huh?
It's the second time!
No, no, it's the 24th time.
This series, this series...
This series...
Yes, this series is the 24th one.
Yes!
Huh? Let me see...
This time it's ketchup, right?
Yes, this time it's ketchup...
Last time it was natto...
It was all correct, right?
You didn't get hit at all, right?
Yes, for the past two years, I haven't gotten hit at all!
For the past two years...
Yes, yes, so...
I haven't gotten hit, so...
I'm sorry, but...
Please hit me!
If you were Tanaka-san, you haven't gotten hit for about seven years.
That's right, I haven't gotten hit for about seven years.
The last time you got hit...
...was in February of 2007 for my oolong tea.
Oolong tea...
Even so, it was two years ago!
It was two years ago.
This time, it's ketchup!
Yes!
Out of the six staff members, two of you have gotten hit!
Wow!
One-third!
It's pretty high, isn't it?
Yes!
That's right!
There are fifteen different kinds of ketchup, is that okay?
Yes, it's okay!
This is ketchup that Yamanaki gets when he's off work.
Yes, that's right, it's ketchup.
What will happen if these two completely crush each other?
That's right, they'll crush each other!
I'm a little scared, you know!
As a person, I'm not afraid of anything!
You're not afraid of anything!
I'm not afraid of anything at all!
I want this watch!
No, no, no!
It's so cheap!
If you say it like that...
Don't say it like that!
It's like going to a shop.
Oh, nice.
It's erotic.
It's really erotic.
It's nice.
It's a nuisance to look at an ordinary old man and complain.
He's working hard.
I've never seen this area.
It's quite expensive.
It's a water-soaked shop, and it's 715 yen.
Oh, that's amazing.
It's expensive.
This is what I usually buy.
This is rice with tomato ketchup.
Yes.
It's very popular.
How is it?
Is it okay?
Is it right?
It's one-third.
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you at all.
I can't hear you here.
I think it's completely different.
Yes.
This may be easy to understand.
The difference is different.
The difference is subtle.
I think it's subtle.
Let's go.
What I ate was rice with...
What's wrong?
I think you're biting me.
What I ate...
Oh, I'm sorry.
What I ate was rice with tomato ketchup.
It's one-third.
One-third.
Is it different?
Yes, it's completely different.
What I ate was Heinz's tomato ketchup.
It's one-third.
Endo showed his high-profile skating skills.
With his unwavering confidence...
He successfully cleared two in a row.
Endo, isn't it good?
Yes.
Thank you.
It's good, Endo.
No, it's not good at all.
As a top batter...
It's not good at all.
Then I'll go for the most expensive one.
It's a bottle.
I'll go for Interfood's Shimizuya organic ketchup.
Yes, it's the most expensive.
It's 715 yen.
It's completely different from the smell.
I have a toothache today.
Me, too.
Not at all!
What?
Not at all!
What I ate is not an Interfood Shimizuya organic ketchup!
Good, good!
Thank you!
You're full of confidence!
Yes, I still have what I ate there.
Oh, really?
Yes, otafuku sauce tomato ketchup.
Here we go.
Otafuku...
That's right.
Is it blue fish?
No, it's...
It depends on Hiroshima.
It's blue.
Not at all.
Tomato ketchup is blue.
You're full of confidence!
Not at all!
Here we go!
What I ate is not otafuku tomato ketchup!
What is it?
Why did you laugh at me?
But it's not blue at all!
It's not blue at all!
I was laughing so hard!
Endo, you get in there.
What is it?
Should I dye my face blue?
What?
I'm scared.
Ouch!
I'm glad you're okay.
You look like a face.
I'll be honest with you.
I don't know what it is at all.
Now that Hamada-san is an old man, I'm going to get carried away.
Next up is Yamazaki, who is very confident in his ketchup.
It's Kouchi Prefecture Product Development Planning Agency's tomato ketchup.
It smells so good!
Wait a minute!
Endo said it, too.
Wait a minute!
This...
Wait a minute!
What is it?
This...
I don't know at all!
You don't know?
If you don't know, then...
Hey!
Oh?
Wait a minute!
What is it?
This...
What is it?
Really...
I'll definitely get it!
Do you have a target?
First of all, it's not here!
Oh, it's this side?
No, it's definitely not here!
I eat a lot of ketchup,
but it's definitely not like this!
You're not familiar with it?
I'm not familiar with it!
Can I guess?
Can you?
Yes, you can.
Can I say this?
Yes, yes.
This...
What do you mean?
I've never eaten it before,
and it was really thick!
Amazing!
I see!
It's completely different!
The smell...
Oh, I got it today!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Even though you were so excited...
Huh?
You're kidding, right?
The smell is totally different, right?
The comments...
You're all silent now.
Can I just smell it?
No, you can't.
You can't do that.
You can only smell it.
It's the 24th time.
You can only smell it.
But you said the smell was totally different, right?
That's right.
Wait a minute.
Oh, no.
How is it?
It's very similar!
The taste is very similar!
The taste is similar.
You're saying it because you think it's this, right?
That's right.
Where did I smell it?
Just tell me that.
Can you decide for yourself?
To be honest, we're not that interested in you.
We don't even remember that distance.
I'm sorry.
Just tell me that.
How much did you smell it?
I don't know!
I didn't see it.
Isn't it like that?
I think it's around here.
I think it's a normal distance.
It doesn't smell at all!
This is different!
This is bad.
I don't know what you're worried about.
The taste is the same.
But the smell is totally different.
Is that even possible?
It's exactly the same.
The thickness is exactly the same.
The taste is exactly the same.
The smell is exactly the same.
This is definitely this!
No, but it's different! The smell is completely different!
How about the taste?
The same!
This is dangerous.
We can't say that it's bad.
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shall we go? But it's definitely similar like this! It's weird!
Really!
The taste is the same, right?
It's exactly the same!
The thickness is the same, right?
The thickness is the same!
I'm going too.
This is definitely weird!
Even though the taste is the same.
Will we go for the first one or not?
That's up to you.
We're still aiming for the first one, so it's up to you.
Let's go!
What I ate was...
Shimizu...
Tomato ketchup!
But... it's a bottle cap, right?
Wait, wait, wait...
After you receive your punishment...
Then I'll do another one...
The one you're holding...
It hurts!
It hurts quite a bit!
Your hands and taste buds...
They're rotten!
It hurts!
It's heavy!
What did you think it was?
This one?
Correct!
It's true!
You're amazing!
So close!
This is it!
I know what it is...
As soon as you said it, I knew what it was!
You said it!
This is it!
You said you didn't know...
What kind of rumor is this?
The third one is...
Hamato's pinch-hitter, Heipo!
The ingredients are...
The burger shop's classic...
Heinz's tomato ketchup!
I'll eat it now!
It's good!
It has an interesting taste!
What is it?
Wow, it's amazing!
It's sweet and sour...
I think I know what it is!
It has a strong sour taste!
When I eat it now, it makes me sick!
Why?
Because it's sour...
If you eat it now, you'll know what it is!
When I eat it now, I eat this part a lot...
Delmonte, Kagome...
It doesn't have that kind of sourness!
So, I think it's this one!
So, you're not afraid of it...
You'll eat it!
I see!
This is famous!
It has a sour taste...
Heinz is famous!
I'll eat it first!
Heinz...
Heinz is good, isn't it?
I'll eat it now!
Heinz is good!
It's hot!
Not at all!
It's sweet!
What are you doing?
Are you going to eat anything you eat?
Don't eat ketchup!
It's different, but the way you eat it is completely different.
Is this really okay?
The way you eat it is different.
Is there anything wrong with the way you eat it?
Well, it broke right away, but it broke over time.
It's not like that! It's the same!
But I think it's different.
The sourness is different.
What I ate is not Heinz!
Wrong!
Which one?
It's Boo!
It's Heinz!
I should have believed you!
Muse?
Muse!
That's right!
I was Muse!
That's right!
I should have believed you!
I'm sorry!
Did you have a chance?
No, it's important!
But you were right!
You son of a bitch!
Come here!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Heipo-san!
This is it!
So you were right in choosing!
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Yamazaki Heipo failed in the first attempt and now he wants to succeed in every attempt!
His shoes are a 50% share of Kagome's tomato ketchup!
OK!
Let's do it!
If you're confused by the smell...
Oh!
First contact!
I think it's organic!
Organic?
Yes!
Does that mean it's organic?
That's amazing!
OK, last one!
That's an amazing point!
OK, Kagome!
This is what you usually eat!
I eat it!
The standard one!
OK, so...
I'm going to...
I'm going to eat it!
The smell is getting worse!
That's your personal opinion!
Yuta's chewing it, too!
That's my personal opinion! Stop it!
It's because someone who's never chewed it chews it!
It was stronger!
Huh? What?
It was stronger!
My smell was stronger!
My smell...
The smoothness is close!
That's true!
You said it was loose!
It's different!
It's not shaky at all!
Yes, I think it's different!
I think it has a stronger flavor!
What I ate was...
I think it was a little mild!
It's different! It's definitely different!
That's amazing!
I'm sure of it!
I know that!
What I ate...
wasn't Kagome tomato ketchup!
(Laughter)
Think about it!
I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it!
What are we going to do?
This is crazy.
I don't like it!
We're going to get in trouble!
What's going to happen?
You haven't been hit for seven years!
That's right, you haven't been hit for seven years.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Ah!
It can't be helped, can it?
Eh?
It can't be helped, can it?
What is this, geez!
Take off your apron!
It's hard!
Take off your apron!
It's hard!
Hey, you guys! I hate you guys!
I hate you guys!
Hey, really, what is it?
Please, really, please.
Again, again, please!
Really, again, please!
In the blink of an eye, not all of them got it right, and Matsumoto is still short.
His shoes are tomato ketchup with rice in them, just like Tanaka's.
Wow, what should I do with this?
Hey, can I cut some potatoes?
Yes, you can.
I think it's good.
Please!
Do you have to put potatoes on it?
No, this is...
It's true.
No one has done it before.
Yes.
You dared to say it's small, didn't you?
It's short.
Even if you put it on your finger...
Because you can't tell.
Well, yes.
Can you put longer potatoes on it?
I just put it on my finger.
Yes, it's long.
What do you mean you put it on your finger?
I just put it on my finger.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Ah, it's long!
You put ketchup all over the music video, so you can't tell.
Okay, I'll go.
Thank you.
Huh? No way.
Which one?
This watch?
This watch? Is it hard to tell?
No, no, no.
It's too easy to tell.
I told a lie.
It's too easy to tell.
I'm sorry.
I said it with a pretty small voice.
It was a little embarrassing.
I see.
How is it?
It smells like potatoes.
Potatoes are not good.
What is ketchup?
Endo, put the potatoes somewhere. Editing is hard.
I got it.
Let's throw it away.
Wow, tomatoes!
We have no choice but to go with these tomatoes.
I got it!
Are you ready?
I think we should go with something organic.
Because the appeal of the tomatoes was very strong.
When I think about it, I feel like I'm organic, but I think the tomatoes stand out.
That means it's organic.
Oh, this is it!
But wait a minute.
If we go with this again, will it be messed up?
Let's go with this one!
All right, let's go with this one!
I want you to guess it.
That's right.
I want you to guess it.
I'll go with this one!
This is difficult!
This is the first shot!
I want you to come, but even if you come...
It's like a little late compas, isn't it?
It's decided, but it's almost decided.
That's right!
I'll go with it!
Wow!
It's completely different!
I know it very well!
Wow!
I can guess it!
I hope you'll do your best.
It's completely different!
All right!
The one I ate is not organic tomato ketchup meridian!
I know! I know! I know!
No, it's not!
It's possible! It's possible!
It's completely different!
Wow, what should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
If it's like this, what should I do first?
Ah, let me clean up the bottles first.
Is it okay to think like that?
Bottles...
There are still some bottles.
I wonder if I can ask people about this corner and they won't say anything.
I can't say it out loud.
That's right.
I want to say it in the first meeting.
I've been doing it since elementary school.
Even if you ask people like that...
- That's the second one. - Yeah, the second one in Shimizuya.
To be honest...
I do have some feelings about it.
Feelings?
Feelings about Matsumoto-san?
There's a difference! There's a difference!
The difference from before is...
It's hard to say that it's clearly different, but...
But...
I can say that it's not this one.
- Okay. - Got it.
The one I ate...
wasn't Shimizuya Yuuki Ketchup!
- That was close. - It was a little close.
- It was right in front of you. - It was right in front of you.
I'll go.
I'll go with B. I'll clean up B.
- The one I ate... - That's right.
I'll go.
- Ah! - Right?
- This one's different! - Yeah.
- This one's totally different! - Totally different.
The one I ate...
wasn't Kouchi Prefecture Product Development Agency's Tomato Ketchup!
- I've cleaned up B. - Yeah, I've cleaned up B.
For the first time today, I'll go with this one called "Oisix".
- Yeah, I saw it on the internet. - This one's also Yuuki Fruity Ketchup.
I'll go.
Don't take it!
My nose is itching!
What should I do?!
Can I eat some potatoes?
Sure, go ahead.
- This is your first time eating potatoes, right? - Yes.
You lost to a potato earlier.
This guy won't lose to a potato.
- Oh, you're right about that. - I'm right about that!
Even if a potato came, this guy won't pick it up!
In that sense, I'm glad you said "potato" after all!
Am I wrong?
- No, well... - You're being imitated.
- You're being completely imitated. - You're being completely imitated.
The one I ate wasn't...
Oisix Fruity Ketchup!
Heinz!
Come on, quit it already!
I'm not doing it!
No, no, no!
I'm just acting!
Ugh, no! I can't eat Heinz!
I'll go with this one.
- I'll go. - Okay.
- If I pick it up now, I won't know, right? - That's right.
- You want us to guess it, right? - Yes, we want you to guess it.
- I think it's wrong. It was more like a tomato being torn apart.
- It's wrong! The one I ate was a canned tomato ketchup!
- Wrong!
- I won't say it again. I'm sorry, Yanoga.
- Please give us the punishment game. - Isn't it really difficult?
- It's really difficult! - Please give us the punishment game!
- What is this? A bonzukan?
- It's wrong! It was taken apart!
- It was taken apart and the answer is red rice ketchup.
- It's like we haven't revealed it yet.
- I thought you had other announcements. - Announcements?
- Like in Sazan Theater... - On March 27th, there was a rakugo party.
- We'll be there. - We'll be there.
- On March 26th, we'll be doing a solo concert in Shinjuku.
- That's right! Please come!
- I'm sorry, I didn't say it. I'm sorry!