AISubs v3.5
Musician's favorite, Hichihengen!
About a month ago, the comedian Tetsuo won 2nd place in a row!
However, Nishida has a fact.
Nishida has a body problem. He can't shave his head.
What kind of problem is it?
It's a secret.
What?! NG for shaving his head!
Why?!
Why did Nishida have a body problem?!
The first episode of "Useless Kid" is about Nishida's laughing problem!
- Mano-san! - Yes!
- You're 29 years old in Japan. - Yes, yes, yes!
- It's only been a month since this episode aired... - Yes!
- But I'm pretty happy about it! - Oh, you're happy about it?
- That's the amount of pressure Nishida is under today. - Why did you say that?
- This is a very important time for comedians. - It is!
- And if I were to slip up even a little bit...
- Yes! - I'd say I didn't think about it at all!
- I think you've said it in a lot of places! - Let's hear it!
- Please come out! - Hello!
- Welcome!
- It's been a month since you came here! - Yes!
- You're just like that guy! - How was my acting just now?
- Was it bad? - Was it harsh?
- Can you be a little more brave? - What's that supposed to mean?!
- Last time you came in second! - Oh, thank you!
- You said it! You said "double pocket"! - Yes!
- I see! - Yes!
- You have to go somewhere like this! - Yes!
- But I think you're under a lot of pressure! - No, it's not pressure!
- Well, I do want to surpass you, but... - Yes, of course!
- What are you going to do? - If I didn't come in, I'd be like this!
- You're right! - I can't even look at you!
- What are you talking about?! - No, seriously!
- I think you'll have a terrible job! - Wait a minute!
- Please tell me which one is true! - I'll put in a pair of scissors!
- I'll make you look like me! - I'll make you look like me!
- So, what are we going to do? - What are we going to do about this?
- Wait a minute! Let's talk! - No, wait!
- Mitsuma Japan and... - Stop it!
- Why are you making me fight you?! - No, seriously!
- I have Mitsuma Japan, but... - That girl is out of the game!
- She's out of the game! - She's completely different!
- Which one is true?! - Which one is true?!
- You're saying either one of them is out of the game?! - No, wait!
- That's... - Wait!
- You're saying either one of them is out of the game?! - It's been a while since I heard you say "Mitsuma Japan".
- He was in it instead of you. - Instead of me... - That's right!
- To be honest, you guys were weird. - Why is Shiga Masaru in my place?!
- You're the slowest! - That's weird!
- Shimei was in my place. - I was in Totoro-san's place. - That's fine!
- I'm in Totoro-san's place now, but I'm not in a good mood.
- I haven't done anything yet, but... - I'm in a bad mood.
- Where are you? - I'm in Ujigami-chan's place.
- Why am I in your place?! - That's right! I said it last time!
- Ujigami-san wasn't in a good mood. - I don't know why!
- He wasn't in a good mood.
- Masaru's partner is... - Umm... - Sakamaki - chan?!
- Sakamaki-chan?! - That's right!
- What's wrong with you?! - How was it?!
- Well, but you took too long from the first shot. - Too long?!
- I'll do it again. - What's wrong with you?! - I'll do it again.
- You've improved too much since the first shot. - His expectations have increased.
- I'm sure it's because of your confidence. - Confidence...
- I'll say it again, but I don't think Silk will ever be in this band again.
- If Silk dances and raises his legs... - Every minute, Silk-san will come out and dance.
- No, that's... - That's amazing.
- After that, our band... - No, Silk is...
- I don't know, but he's been coming out a little recently. - He's been invited a lot.
- I wonder if he has a good image of Tokyo. - Hmm...
- I don't know what to say...
- I wonder if he has a good image of Tokyo. - Hmm...
- I wonder if he has a good image of Tokyo.
That man was born at the age of 80 and spent his life getting younger as he got older.
Benjamin Button's Sincere Life
A blue lover, right?
That man was born at the age of 80 and spent his life getting younger and younger as he got older.
Benjamin Button's Moody Life
That man was born at the age of 80 and spent his life getting younger and younger as he got older.
BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SEXUAL LIFE
'Sexual Life'
It's a little sticky.
It's sticky.
Jun, why are we the only ones going to Daikyo?
What?
You're the only one going to Daikyo.
We are...
I mean...
Did you know about this movie?
It's pretty popular in spots.
Oh, is that so?
I knew about it.
Did you say it?
Did you really think about it?
Did you make it up?
It's pretty popular in spots.
We can't do it like this.
Shouhei and Shouji's cooking show.
They're not involved in this show.
That's right.
Let's see how it goes.
But it's dangerous to mix it up.
It's not good at all.
It's like a Moriman competition.
Let's go.
The basics of triple jump are...
Hop, step, jump.
Step firmly.
Jump in this line.
It's okay if you do it like you always do.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
What are you doing?
You're stiff.
Relax and do it like you always do.
Let's do it.
What are you doing? Are you nervous?
No, I'm not.
Just relax.
OK, let's do it.
Excuse me!
No, no, no!
You're going back, right?
Sorry!
We don't have enough practice.
Yes, sir!
Why can't you fly?
Yes, sir!
You flew and set a new record!
Yes, sir!
Practice, practice!
Yes, sir!
Why is it so quick?
It's really quick.
It was quick, wasn't it?
When you came in for the second time, you were like "gang"!
"Gang", right?
Yes.
You looked like you were about to laugh.
Yes, I looked like I was about to laugh.
It was quick.
It was quick, wasn't it?
No, my heart broke for the second time.
It's my face, but when you came back, you looked like you were about to cry.
It's quick, it's quick!
You looked like you were about to cry.
A little more.
It's about time you cried.
You always look like you're about to cry.
You're a slow starter.
You're a slow starter!
Are you still in second place?
Not yet.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
March, March, April, April...
May, May, July, July...
December...
I'm going to do it!
Masuo-san!
I don't have any money.
All right!
Alright!
Here we go!
Who's there?
Who's there?!
What?
Let's end this.
Let's end it.
You guys have traveled and come up with all kinds of stories, right?
That's right.
I'm not sure about that, but I'm pretty confident about it.
That's right.
I'm pretty confident about it.
Is that M-1's debut song?
Yes, yes.
The famous one.
Yes, I see.
That's right.
What could it be?
For now...
It's cold rice.
Cold rice?
It's cold rice.
It's still cold rice.
We were almost there, but it's still cold rice.
We were almost there.
It's not cold rice.
You're always saying it's not cold rice.
It's a little more, but it's still cold rice.
It's still cold rice.
Really.
It's really cold rice.
It's zero.
No one will marry us.
I'll have you return our dojo's bell.
What? Are you here to get beaten up again?
I'll kill you!
Bring it!
No!
Take it!
I'll win if you do as you always do!
Take it!
No!
Hey!
What are you doing? Take it!
I'll kill you!
Hey!
You bastard!
Take it!
I'll kill you!
Stop it!
You bastard!
I'll kill you!
Hey!
You bastard!
Stop it!
Take it!
I'll kill you!
Take it!
I'll kill you!
Take it!
I'll kill you!
You bastard!
I don't care! I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
You're here!
If we didn't get this, we'd be in big trouble.
You must have been happy. You left the sign there.
You're right.
You don't usually do this, do you?
Of course not.
Alone in a dark room, with the TV turned on,
I'm shaking, trying to do something.
It's cold outside, and it's raining in the city.
What kind of dream are you having in your sleep?
Time betrays you, and gives you sadness.
As if shouting without sleeping,
my body only gets hotter.
Good night!
I can count it.
Good night!
Beyond the night.
Good night!
We are strong.
Good night!
We are beautiful.
We get drunk.
We are embraced by sadness.
We don't have a shadow or a shape.
I want something wonderful,
but they don't sell much.
I eat my favorite sushi.
I see.
What are you singing?
You sing as you imagine.
I can count it.
Good night!
I can't.
I can't see anyone.
I wait at home.
I'm bored.
Let's go back to the ghost country.
No.
You said you had work.
What are you going to do?
Play.
You said you had work.
Really?
Really.
Be quiet.
Okay?
Okay.
What are you doing?
I have work.
Play with me.
Later.
I'll play with you later.
Really?
Really.
Will you play with me?
I said I'll play with you.
Really?
I did it.
Roku-chan.
What are you doing?
Roku-chan.
Roku-chan ate it.
I'm bored. I'm bored.
Everyone is talking now.
Really?
Roku-chan, I'm bored.
Roku-chan.
What are you doing?
What?
I'm bored.
I'm not bored, Roku-chan.
Roku-chan, let's go home.
Let's go home.
I'm bored.
Oh, right, Nishan.
What?
You can stand upside down now.
Upside down? Really?
I practiced at home. Look.
Roku-chan.
Roku-chan, you're shaking.
Roku-chan.
Roku-chan, you're amazing.
You're amazing, Roku-chan.
You're amazing.
You're amazing, Roku-chan.
Really?
Roku-chan, let me buy you some juice.
Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute.
Roku-chan, hurry up.
Hurry up.
What are you doing?
Got it.
One, two, three, four.
I can't understand you.
That's right.
Who are you?
Are you a staff member?
You can't do anything.
That's right.
I see.
You'll be stolen away.
I see.
You'll be stolen away.
I call you "staff member".
I see.
I'm glad.
It's fine.
It's not a reunion.
Right.
I've become so young...
Benjamin Button's Sincere Life
Weinbottom's Sincere Life is being praised now!
(cough)
I've become so young...
benjamin bottom's Sincere Life
Please put it in.
Don't do it!
In the end...
You pulled it.
You pulled it down, but it didn't do anything!
It didn't do anything!
Hello!
Here it is!
Seriously?!
Tama-san, here it is.
27,000 yen.
27,000 yen?!
It's 16,000 yen!
It's the same as Kimu's.
If you say it's the same as Kimu's, it's not bad!
It was pretty open here, you and Tetsuo.
No, no...
The first half...
It didn't go up for 3 years.
No, it looked like it was about to cry.
It looked like it was about to cry.
It was crying.
Yes.
It was crying.