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"Gaki-no-tsukai" specialty, "hichi-hengen"!
In a harsh situation where you can never slip, this program asks for the evolution of comedians in real life!
The comedians who challenge this time are...
In the first "Gaki-no-tsukai" episode, "Chiki- chiki", "Warai-mesu", "Tetsuo", "hichi-hengen"!
In "M-1", you said you'd win, you said you'd win in "Ride", but up until now you haven't won anything!
If you say it in "JAR-no-gohan", you'll turn yellow!
- There's no way we haven't won anything! - Well, I think you'll have a good year from now on.
- Shall we introduce you? - Yes!
- Please, "Warai-mesu"! - Thank you!
The past is like this...
The code is "top", right?
63,000 yen.
Well, I always ask you, so...
How much do you want?
About 50,000 yen.
- Right? - Yes, I like saving money.
- Nishiha-kun, are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay.
Sakurai, are you dead?
Is that so?
The main character is here, so why do you say that?
How do you feel?
Yes, I'm very nervous.
- Your face color is bad, too. - That's right.
Why do you say that?
It's strange!
I've been feeling it for about a week now, but my face is dry.
- It's dry. - It's dry.
As for M-1, I said it about two years ago...
- I'm glad we met last year. - Oh!
But the second half was terrible.
It's like you can only do either of them.
- You're the worst. - You're the worst.
- What should we do? - What should we do?
Why does Yoshida always end up not liking me?
Well, I don't like you, do you mind?
I don't feel like liking you, either.
- Scary. - Scary.
- I don't feel like liking you. - I don't feel like liking you, either.
- Then you're not going to like me. - Are you going to like Kosugi?
- Are you going to like me? - Kosugi...
- He likes you, doesn't he? Like your songs. - Well, yes.
You said it yourself. He likes you.
- What? - Kosugi likes you, too.
- Well, it's like you said it, but... - It's like you said it, but...
- It's like you said it, but...
- Well, that's the problem. - It's a decision, isn't it?
But he always comes here and it seems like he's having a hard time.
- The housewife? - Yes, she's always alone.
For dinner, it's either Barmian or... Where was it?
- Denise... - Oh, really?
So I went to Barmian and there's an old woman who always comes here.
I didn't want to meet this old woman, so I went to Denise's house and she was there, too.
- She looks like you, doesn't she? - Yes, she does.
This is a problem. We have no choice but to do something about it.
- No, we don't. - No, we don't.
- It's difficult. - Yes, it is.
- We always worry about it. - Yes, we do.
- It's novel. - Yes, it is novel.
We don't have much money.
[cough]
[sigh]
Wow...
What can we do with this guy...
[cough]
I don't know if he'll come.
It wouldn't be strange if he came.
It would have had an impact.
I wonder about F-1.
Thank you for watching until the end. Always be happy.
Wow!
I'm glad you did it.
Will this be counted?
Will it be counted?
Will it not be counted?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm really sorry about that.
Come on!
I don't know. I really don't know.
It's a unique world view.
It's amazing you did it.
What is it?
It's an honor for me to compete with you.
Wow!
It's amazing.
Can you do your best?
It's amazing.
I'm nervous.
It's amazing.
You're doing your best.
It might be worth it.
What is it?
It might be worth it.
I haven't heard about it.
They might be waiting for it.
One-shot gag.
I told you.
One-shot gag.
I'm satisfied.
Go, go, go!
That was close.
Ok.
- Can I take a look? - Go, go!
That's as far as you can go!
- That's good. - Yeah.
- Very good. - That was pretty good.
- Looks like it went well. - Yes, it did.
It was too early for him to leave and come back.
- It was too early. - And it looked like it was going to end.
- I thought it was over. - I thought it was over.
- Let's make it longer. - Let's get ready for it.
- What do you think of this first one? - Yes, you two don't know each other's addresses, do you?
- Well, yes. - Right?
- You've never contacted each other by email before, right? - No.
- You've never talked to each other, right? - No.
- So you don't like it? - What kind of person is he?
- What kind of... - What kind of...
- What kind of emails do you talk about for a week? - What kind of emails do you talk about for a week?
- It says "oh" in your ear. - "oh"
- Do you use emojis? If you do, what kind of emojis do you use?
- So you don't like exchanging addresses?
- I'd like to see it. I'd like to see it.
- Well, of course...
- What an old-fashioned guy...
- It's you!
How is it?
Is it hot?
It's a little hot.
Is it?
Can you raise it up a little?
No, it's the other way around.
Look at me.
(Laughing)
Do you know it?
The other side.
This way.
(Laughing)
What is it?
It can't be helped.
The other side.
What is "the other side"?
Look this way.
Thank you for watching.
Are you OK?
OK, I'm home.
(Laughs)
I can't accept it.
Yama-chan, you're laughing a lot.
Look, there are a lot of 500 yen coins in P. Nakamura's deco.
Yes, there are a lot of them.
That deco is quite valuable.
It's valuable and wonderful.
They say it's four TVs.
(Laughs)
That's a real reaction.
Really.
Do you have anything you want to do?
Something I want to do?
I think it's a woman-to-man relationship.
(Laughs)
You're not dating, are you?
You're only saying that a little bit, aren't you?
(Laughs)
Who says it's good?
Isn't there such a thing?
No, of course there is.
Not many good people show up.
(Laughs)
What?
(Laughs)
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What's with him?
What's with you?
He's an idiot!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Seriously!
What's with you?
You're full of drive to do that!
You're really something.
I can't figure out how to start thinking.
You can't figure it out?
I can't figure it out.
I don't know.
You don't want to go with this, do you?
Where did it start?
If you don't want to go with this...
Even if it's the worst, you can change it one day.
"Ah, it's impossible," you say.
It's in all seven of them.
You can't do it for a moment.
You don't have a legacy for Yamagi?
No, we don't.
It doesn't have to be a legacy.
We can add more members.
But we don't have the money.
Yamagi's salary is going up, too.
No, it's not going up at all.
But it's going up every year, right?
It's not going up at all.
It went up for a while, but then it went down again.
Does that happen?
Yes, it does.
Ugh, it stinks!
Really?
What?
Ugh, it stinks!
What?
Ugh, it stinks!
Really?
Ugh, it stinks!
Let's take a break.
Ugh, it stinks!
It doesn't smell weird.
It smells like a factory or something.
Is it rubber? Rubber?
Rubber factory.
Ugh, it stinks!
Really?
Ugh, it stinks!
Does it affect you?
Ugh, I see.
There are many reasons for that.
Ugh, I see.
There are many reasons for that.
I don't know.
Bye!
This is the worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah, it's the worst.
It might be the worst.
It's like quality.
It's the worst.
I'll give you 2,000 yen, so don't do it.
It's the worst.
I can't believe it.
Well...
One, two...
Test!
Stop!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen...
Stop at fifteen!
Test!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Not four!
Ten!
Test!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Not seven!
One!
Test!
One, two, three, four, five, six, one, eight...
Test!
What?
Let's go home.
Kojima is last.
It's coming! It's coming!
Wow!
One more.
Is it the last one?
It's the last one.
Nishida laughs a lot.
It's rare for you to laugh so much when you're partners.
I laughed when I was watching.
It's rare for you to laugh so much when you're partners.
I like it.
What is he thinking?
I like it.
It's rare for you to laugh so much when you're partners.
I see...
It's the last one.
It's not here...
This is strange...
Where did I put it?
It's not here...
Strange...
Huh?
Where did I put it?
It's not here...
This is strange...
Where did I put it?
Strange...
It's not here...
Where is it?
It's not here...
Hmm...
You're the worst!
Hey!
What is this?
Hey!
[Personnel]
40,000
50,000
50,000 in total!
Wow!
50,000 in total means that this is a Boss Cup!
It's the same as "Home's Up" and it's amazing.
I'm second place against you.
I'm glad you lost.
It's amazing.
But you're a coward.
You're the last one.
You're the worst.
And you're sweating a lot.
That's what's funny.
It's like washing your hands.
It's really funny.
But you're second place.
You're my partner.
You're going to do this over and over again.
Really?
Yes.
Nishida can't take off his clothes because of his health problems.
What kind of problems do you have?
Skin problems.
That's what you're worried about?
I don't have to take off my clothes.
You don't have to take off your clothes.
You're allergic to something, right?
Yes, I'm allergic to a lot of things.
How many times do you have allergies?
I have about 180 allergies.
But I have about 8600 allergies.
That's a miracle.
That's amazing.
You should see a doctor.