AISubs v3.5
This week, too...
The strongest series of kids' stories.
"Never Laugh At It", "24/7".
Tonkatsu?
The five newcomers...
24/7
And...
24/7
It was impossible for the five of them to escape from the self-destruct of laughter.
Senda, Fumeda!
Tonight, we'll continue to show you unreleased videos that couldn't be released on a large scale!
The manga artist who used to do serialization at our newspaper company passed away recently, and we decided to have a funeral at the newspaper company.
So we're only going to write on the back.
Only on the top?
Yes, only on the top.
Let's go when everyone's done writing.
Yes.
Let's go when everyone's done writing.
Let's go!
Umezu-kazuo-no-sougi-wo-tori-okonaitai-to- omoimasu.
I will now perform "Umezu-kazuo-no-sougi-wo-tori- okonaitai-to-omoimasu."
First of all, I would like to introduce you to a message that has arrived.
I received it from "mangaka" and "nagai-gou-sama", known as the authors of "mazinger z".
"My dearest friend, I heard about Umezu's sudden illness and wanted to say goodbye to you in person,
but I can't leave you today for the sake of golf- kompe, which I can't remove no matter what."
I sincerely apologize for this.
Next, I received it from "ashita-no-jou" and "chiba- tetsuya-sama".
Today, as I have made a reservation for car training once a week, I would like to take a break.
Once I take a break, I have a habit of taking a break, so I can't participate in it.
I know you have a habit of taking a break.
Next, I would like to say hello to my best friend, "pizza cap" and "western food man" who often spent their holidays with me.
"pizza cap", "western food man"
I saw you riding a motorcycle in front of a department store. Did you like it?
Yes, I did.
And you took a break, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I would like to introduce myself. My name is Kazuo Nishio.
I'm glad you came back and changed your clothes.
I thought I would take a break, but you came back earlier than I thought.
Today you're wearing the pizza cap.
My best friend Kazuo's holiday is Monday.
My holiday is Tuesday.
I've been doing "dandori" all day long.
dandori
I'm scared.
You're always picking up things.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Huh?
You're thin, so I thought you were a small eater, but you eat a lot.
You picked up two slices of Elson's pizza, which I told you about in Sunpo.
You said you like strong-tasting cheese, so you ate the mozzarella one first.
And on the right, you had tokibi on top of it.
And you were always picking up things with your left and right.
Matsumoto, where are you?
What are you talking about?
And you said it's not enough, so I'm good at making ramen.
You boiled all the noodles on the stick, ate them all, and drank up all the soup.
You drank up all the soup and turned over the bowl at the end.
You drank up all of it!
All of you...
I'd like to look back at Umezu's busy life with a picture of memories.
Everyday I listen to my heart
I'm not alone
It's connected deep in my heart
Beyond endless time
A shining star
Will tell me the miracle of meeting you
Bako!
One, two, three!
Everyday I listen to my heart
I'm not alone
It's connected deep in my heart
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, Nanaka, out!
Thank goodness!
I'm so moved.
Finally, we'd like you to see Umezu's dying face.
I think that's fine.
We'd like you to see it.
(singing)
Go inside.
(laughing)
(singing)
End! Out!
Amada! Out!
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
(laughing)
Matsumoto! Out!
I know, but...
Yamasaki! Out!
With this, Umezuka Zone will end.
Wait a minute!
Did you really think you were dead?
Today, thanks to the cooperation of the company's people, the funeral money has been raised!
Umez is not dead! Not dead! Not dead!
Bye-bye, Dad!
Bye-bye, Mom!
Bye-bye, Dad!
Bye-bye, Mom!
Bye-bye, Dad!
Umez doesn't know
I'm going a little further
I'm 70 years old
I'm rising
Umez is not dead! Not dead! Not dead!
- That's right. - Let's go!
Go!
That was cool.
I think it'd be more interesting to watch it like this from the second time.
- That's right. - It's more interesting than watching it live.
- There's something you shouldn't be surprised of. - Yes.
- We were in the building and you were talking with him. - Yes.
- We were talking with him. - We watched it live.
- It wasn't like that. - It wasn't like that.
- But it was amazing. - Yes.
- There's more? - There's more?
Really?
Tanaka and Heipo go out to take photos of the dead.
- I'm scared. - I don't know.
- Let me go. - Stop it!
- It hurts!
Stop it!
They spend the night in a tent.
When an alarm goes off, they go to a haunted spot based on a map.
There, they have to take photos of Heipo as a model.
They go to a haunted spot where they can drink water.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Let's go together. - I love you.
- Shut up!
Stop it!
It hurts!
What?
Stop it, mom!
Stop it!
No! No!
What's wrong?
What? What? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
It came out!
Cheese!
Yes!
No! No! No! No! No!
OK! OK!
At last, they finished filming.
I really want to go to the bathroom.
Do you want to go to the bathroom?
Yes.
What will you do? Will you lie?
No, I'll go.
Will you go alone?
This is the bathroom.
I'm out of energy.
What should I do?
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute.
I'm out of energy.
I'm panicking.
Hurry up.
I'm scared.
This is amazing.
Please come back.
I'm sleepy.
But this photo shoot...
This wasn't the end of it.
Hey.
What?
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes?
Can you not say "wah wah" when there's nothing there?
But I'm scared.
There's nothing I can do about it.
Just because you're scared...
What?
I'm scared.
I couldn't hear you.
What was that?
A bug?
It's gone.
That scared me.
There was a bug.
I can't take it anymore.
Let's talk normally.
When was the first time you directed?
The first time was in '25.
'25?
That's right.
Isn't that pretty early?
Yeah, they said I was doing pretty well.
It's true.
Really?
Yeah.
What's up?
Give me a break!
What's up? Did I shoot you?
Yes.
A haunted spot...
A headboard in a hut...
Let's go.
No, let's just...
Let's take it.
What are you doing?!
Hey!
I was just opening it!
I had a light...
I had a camera...
I'm kind of scared here...
It even says "haunted spot" on it!
It's okay. It's just a sign.
No...
I'll stay with you.
No, you can't.
No...
It says "haunted spot"...
No, no, no! I'm scared!
Huh?!
I'm sorry...
No! Don't go! Don't go!
Don't go!
No!
Let's calm down for a second.
What's up?
I'm so scared here!
What's up with you?!
This way.
I don't like this.
I'll do it.
Yes, do it.
I want to go too, but...
You can't see anything in front of you, can you?
You're losing to this light.
That's right!
That's why I asked you if this light was strong or not.
I don't know!
Please calm down.
This light doesn't work!
Where are you going?!
Let's calm down.
You old man...
You're going this way?!
It's getting worse and worse!
Let's calm down.
Is it always like this?
I'm scared.
I'm done.
Bamboo firecrackers.
I don't like it anymore!
Mom!
What's wrong with you?
You're pretty stubborn, Mom.
She says that because you're too stubborn.
I can't do it.
Wow, this is it.
Right?
Yes.
What's this? I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Can you lift it up a little?
No, I don't like it.
Let's go.
What is it?
What is this place?
I can't go in. What should I do?
It's okay.
No, it's not okay!
We can't end without taking a picture!
It's here, right?
No, what are you talking about?
No, it's not "kamidana"!
It's here!
Let's do it. Let's take a picture.
Please, I'm begging you!
I'm really scared!
Please!
What? No!
What's wrong?
It's here!
What is it?
Picture! Picture!
Hurry up!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute!
Let's go!
Hurry up and take it!
Let's go!
Wait a minute! Please go in!
Please go in!
What is it?
I'm scared!
Eigo is the scariest!
No, no!
I'm scared!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I'm not kidding!
You have a lot of runny nose.
Yes, I have runny nose and tears.
I'm like a ghost.
Get out of here!
Do you want to be in love now?
I just found out about it, but we broke up a year ago.
A year ago?
You bastard!
The word "marriage" has started to come up.
What are you talking about?
Don't say that, Heippo-san.
The word "marriage" has started to come up.
I was like, "Oh, no!"
I don't know about that.
Me neither.
Ouch!
You scared me!
Ouch!
You scared me!
What does it say?
Only Heippo can go shooting.
I can't do it! I can't do it! I really can't do it!
A two-legged tree in a haunted spot.
However, Heippo has to go alone this time.
Oh, I don't like it. Let's go together.
But you'll be fine, Heippo-san.
Oh, I'm scared! But I'm scared of running.
Yes, yes. But please be careful.
Is it working?
Yes, it is.
Oh, I don't want to go.
Just take it and come back right away.
I don't want to go.
Just take it and come back right away.
I'm begging you. Let's go together.
Let's go together. I can't do it. Let's give up.
I can't do it alone.
I'm sorry. I can't go. I'm sorry.
I really can't go. I'm not going.
I'm not kidding.
I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
Something is coming.
I can't do it. I can't get out of here.
If this happens...
Help me! I really can't go this far!
If this happens...
To be clear, I can't do it.
I'm begging you.
I can't do it. I'm scared.
I can't do it.
I'm scared.
Isn't it better to just take it?
There are two of them.
No, Shizuno...
As you know...
Why don't you just take it?
It's just a coincidence.
What? What? What?
I don't know. I don't know.
There must be something here.
What do you mean "something"?
This place is full of monsters.
There are no monsters.
Show me. Are there really monsters?
No, no, no. It's fine.
What are you talking about?
I don't know. I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
Ah! There it is!
What?
What was there?
I don't know.
What?
Try running a little.
Look!
It came out! It came out!
What came out?
Nothing happened.
Stop it!
What came out?
I don't know.
In the end, Heipo ignored the order and didn't go to take a picture.
It's disgusting.
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's terrible.
In the end, Heipo ignored the order and didn't go to take a picture.
He ignored the order and didn't go to take a picture.
He couldn't go alone.
What happened?
He ran out and saw something.
He saw something in his body.
He felt something in his body.
Yes, I did.
Was it cold?
It was quite strong.
It's not strong, is it?
Have you ever seen it?
Yes, recently, by my house.
Have you seen it?
I've seen it, but it doesn't look good.
What does it look like?
I don't know.
I'm not doing it for fun.