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Good evening
Today is New Year's Day
"Don't laugh" newspaper
Of course we've been doing it for a long time
There are some parts we cut out
Some parts we didn't show
New Year's Day
A new legend was born here
The strongest series ever
"Don't laugh" newspaper 24 o'clock
Five new reporters
Change their looks and approach
To the funny officers
I'm in
Come with me
Hey, get off
"Don't laugh" newspaper 25 o'clock
There is a "funny hell" called "newspaper"
"Don't laugh" newspaper 28 o'clock
It's impossible to put up with laughter anymore
I can't believe it!
Tonight, we will show you what we couldn't show you on New Year's Eve.
I can't believe it!
Five journalists go to the editor-in-chief of "Kurobikari" to say hello to newcomers.
Oh, Minassu! How is it? Are you doing your best?
It was you, Yamazaki-san, wasn't it?
Yes.
The legendary warlord, Aho da Ahonosuke, was good at fighting. How did he win?
Um... he made me eat a leopard's egg.
That's not true.
Yes, he made me eat a leopard's egg.
What does that mean?
Aho!
Well...
If you think about it, it's kind of funny.
What?
Tatsumoto, Manaka, Tamada, out!
This is so funny!
Tamada, Tatsumoto, Manaka, out!
This is the editor-in-chief's office.
I'll go say hello now.
Excuse me.
Okay, everyone.
Can you line up over there?
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Good morning, editor-in-chief.
Well...
Thank you all for coming today.
Since you're all here, I've prepared a hat for you.
Would you like to try it on?
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
You look good in it.
Thank you.
Here you go.
You look cute in it.
Thank you.
You look good in it.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Well, everyone...
This is a job for social workers, so...
Oh, it's you.
You look good in it.
Here you go.
Put it on.
It looks good on you, doesn't it?
That said...
It's a new year holiday, so we have to do something secretive.
Would you like to see it?
A short story.
"Hirai no Nisei" was in Tanabata.
Hey, Hata, Jun, what are you doing?
Let's continue with the "What if?" series.
If Hirai no Nisei were a first food clerk...
Welcome! Would you like some potatoes?
One potato order!
That's too much!
After this, that famous actor will participate again this year.
And the "Intellectual Crime Trial" will be opened!
Actually, Thai people are coming to watch our "Gaaspo" now.
Oh, they're coming this way.
These are Thai sports people.
These are Thai sports' "visible" types.
What...
What are you doing now...
...all of you?
What's going on?
What's wrong with you?
Get out of my way.
I didn't understand what it meant at all.
But it's a great response.
It's like a regular Kazushi.
Oh, this is it.
The court's expansion is also an important job for Shinmai reporters.
There, five people infiltrate a certain intellectual group's court.
Wow.
I know what you mean.
This is it.
This is it. Get out of my way.
It's OK.
At this moment, we will begin the continuous expansion trial for intellectual criminals who sought IT companies.
Please give your reasons to the defendant.
Yamada, Matsumoto, out!
No, no, no! I'm safe for now!
No, no, no...
Sako-chan!
Yes?
Takeda is basically an idiot,
and there is a possibility that he can't tell soccer from hockey.
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, out!
Yes, I got it!
Sako-chan!
Yes?
The defendant, Takeda, is a double-edged swordsman who can only score goals with gozzan goals,
which are aimed only at the bottom of the field.
Although he is a channel talent,
he continues to live a second-rate entertainer's life,
and there is a possibility that he can tell soccer from hockey.
Yamada, out!
Endo, out!
I won't let you get away with this!
Your Honor,
I'd like to perform an IQ test to see if Takeda is really an idiot, but...
I understand. Please proceed.
Please proceed.
I'd like to measure Takeda's IQ.
First of all,
"wedding" is read as "celebration",
but "funeral" is read as...
"construction"?
Yamada, out!
I understand that much!
Damn you!
"nei" "ushi" "tora" "uu" "tatsu" "nii" Please continue.
tora
But it's fine.
"nei" "ushi" "tatsu" "nii"
tora
Everyone, out!
Oh, Masahiro-san!
Thank you!
Masahiro-san!
Hey!
I'm going to die!
Then...
Pronunciation question.
What does "cg" stand for?
cg
Crystal Generation
Crystal Japan
"Crystal Japan" (Crystal Generation)
Crystal Generation
End!
Out!
cg
Did you say "Crystal Japan"?
Because it's "g".
You said "g", didn't you?
Yes.
As a representative of Japan.
Well... "Japan"
You said "g", didn't you?
"Zipan" (Japan)
It's "g".
It was "g".
Why is there only "g" in it?!
Yamazaki had to change his clothes because of a fight with a boy with ice cream in his hands.
Are you okay?
You said "yes" and came out naked.
This change of clothes brings tragedy.
Aren't these pants 50 yen?
What kind of pants are they?
What are you talking about?!
I don't know anything about pants!
Why is there a tea bag?!
I can't trust anyone anymore.
Are you going to drop it from your head?
I won't!
I won't drop it from my head.
Do you need a shovel?
I don't need a shovel.
I'm okay.
You're okay?
Yes, I'm totally okay.
End it with that tea bag.
Huh?
You're the one with the tea bag.
Yamazaki's revenge
Wait! Stop! Please! Please!
It hurts! It hurts!
Ah, it hurts!
Zaki-san!
Yamazaki's revenge
Yamazaki, who was supposed to be on Yamazaki's side, became terrified of laughter during this period of time.
There was more to this.
Matsumoto-san, I'm really sorry. Can you buy me one?
Matsumoto-san, buy me one? Matsumoto-san, buy me one?
What's the meaning of this?
What are you saying?
I'll do it for sure.
Please do it for me.
Anyway, it's not up to you.
But I...
It's up to you.
No, it's not.
Isn't it weird?
It is weird.
I'd be surprised if I did it. I'm sure of it.
I don't think you'd say that.
I don't say it like that, senpai. It's awkward, to be honest.
It's awkward, right?
I think it's awkward for me.
But I don't want you to buy me one.
Please.
Please, I'm begging you.
I think it's even more awkward if you buy me one.
Let me try it on you.
I don't mind if you buy me one.
But I think it's really awkward.
I'm telling you, I don't mind.
Please try it on me.
Besides, it's not funny at all.
No, it's not funny at all!
Can you put it on for me?
Just saying what it will be like...
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Really?
Are you okay?
It's dangerous, isn't it?
It's not a change of clothes, is it?
I want you to shine like a candle.
I'm fine as usual.
You're covering your face!
It's dangerous.
But...
I tried to take a sun visor like this.
It's not...
It's not funny or not funny at all.
Matsumoto, Yomasaki, Endo, Yanaka, Tako...
Endo, you were good!
Yomasaki, you were good!
But...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Seriously!
You had a red towel on your forehead.
It's funny that you changed your clothes.
Even now...
I didn't want you to fight me at that time.
Really...
Well...
But...
When you changed into Kintaro...
I wanted you to take a sun visor like this.
No! No!
It's not...
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous!
You tried to take a sun visor like this with Kintaro.
You didn't cover your face!
I didn't cover my face yet!
Shinsengumi's special video
It was held around "Night of Lunch".
For some reason, you have to eat one yen coin per person.
Ready...
Start!
Thank you!
What's going on?
Ouch!
Put it all in.
Huh? I can't get it out.
What did you do last night?
Huh?
Put it in here.
Huh? I can't get it out.
Wait a minute!
It's stuck!
Masaki!
What did you do last night?
It's stuck!
How do you get in?
I don't know how to get in.
I'm sorry, but you can't go in.
Matsumoto, out!
I can't get in!
This is bad!
I can't get in!
This is bad.
Why is this here?
You have to take it off.
If you don't, you can't do anything.
If you don't...
Matsumoto, out!
I can't get in!
You can't do anything with this.
After that, even if they were able to get a coin out,
this game became unlawful.
The Field of Butterfly Foundation Party
Please forgive me!
The Field of Butterfly Foundation Party
was closed by the irresistible presence of the president.
Matsumoto, out!
As a talent,
various blind people appeared and attacked five people.
as a talent,
various blind people appeared and attacked five people.
And there were more than this.
Next, we have a reggae dancer who came back from Jamaica, where he greeted us in a southern mood and imported it from there.
I'll do my best.
So I hope you'll give me your bids.
Thank you.
It's like it was yesterday.
It's the same thing he did.
Just like it was yesterday.
Still the same.
It's the same.
I forgot my name!
Everyone, come on!
Come on!
After this, Shin Onii will impersonate that person.
Nice to meet you, I'm Chiaki.
After Chiaki's appearance, the wedding ceremony became a laughing stock.
Shin Onii's impersonation attacked five people.
End, you bastard!
I don't know...
Shinno Nii's shocking impersonation is not over yet.
Chiaki, who else can do it?
Me, me, me...
Recent people can do it, like Mr. Daigo, who took a break this year.
Mr. Daigo?
Yes, he's cool.
Then I'd like you to show it to your husband right away.
I'm Daigo.
Mr. Mist!
That's right!
At least Mr. Mist!
Mr. Nii! Mr. Endo! Mr. Tanaka! Mr. Endo!
Mr. Mist!
At least Mr. Mist!
Mr. Endo!
The applause is weird, too.
I knew you'd do it.
Mr. Endo, would you like to give us your final comment?
I think you'll like it, but...
It's easy to understand. Then, Michael Jackson...
Yes.
What? What?
It's Michael Jackson.
Sir, I'm Michael Jackson.
Sir!
Everything is a problem!
I don't know this!
I don't like it anymore!
This song has switched in!