AISubs v3.5
"Gaki no Tsukai" New Year's Day special "Yamasaki vs. Moriban" "Fire" final revenge match and "Zettai Marattewa Ikenai" "Shinmunsha" 24 hours "Chokusan Minokoro" introduction special!
It's long!
First of all!
Yes!
This time, from 6.30 on New Year's Day...
Yes, yes!
To 0 hour and 20 minutes of "Gantan"...
Yes, yes!
It's 5 hours and 50 minutes!
Amazing!
"Zettai Marattewa Ikenai" is also worth watching!
It is!
Yes!
Before that, it's really...
It's really...
Please wait!
So you're going to spend time doing your chores?
That's not true!
Please watch it!
While doing the chores before eating...
The seats are different!
Please watch it after that!
After the match...
Then "Shinmunsha" will be over...
Yes, yes!
It's fine!
"Shinmunsha" is fine!
What are you talking about!?
It's a Moriban match, right?
It's a Moriban match, right!?
Moriban match isn't funny at all!
Not at all!?
Don't say that!
It's funny, isn't it!?
It's weird, isn't it!?
I've been fighting for 20 years!
No, no!
It was really exciting!
Thank you very much!
We should watch it too!
Of course!
Before airing...
I can't tell you in detail...
That's right!
Yes, yes, yes!
But there are some things that will remain in your memory!
Yes!
For example, Yama-chan!
After the match...
Yes!
I met "Band A" there!
Yes!
And "Band" said...
It was really funny!
And "Band" said...
I can't say it...
"Band" said...
There's a folk dance match, right?
Yes, yes!
I couldn't stand that!
Oh!
You fell in love with it!
Even in that...
You fell in love with it, right!?
Your father was like that, though!
No, no!
That's not true!
How about Endo?
Well...
Dynamite Shikoku...
Yes!
They're having two matches this time!
Yes!
I hope you watch it. There was a little surprise, too.
It was a shock.
Yes, yes.
What about you, Sanaka?
Yes, this time, we have a gorgeous guest supporting us.
Among them, there are people who sing a song of support for us.
Yes, yes, yes.
I often think about it. It's amazing, isn't it?
For VTR.
Yes.
I wonder where it came from.
I don't think he remembers it very well.
He's conscious of it.
Oh, I see, I see.
When he was young.
I forgot about it.
But it's amazing, isn't it?
I'm in front of you now.
When I look in your eyes, I think, "Oh, I see, I see."
What do you think?
Personally, I don't think so.
You don't think so?
I've been watching you for a long time.
You don't think so?
I don't think so.
I've seen all of your Yamanaki experience.
You don't think so?
I don't think so!
Really?
I don't think so!
What did you think when you saw him?
Really?
Really!
How about you, Mango?
I may not know as much about you as you do about Yamanaki-san.
But I know that you like Nakai-san.
What are you talking about?
Oh, you said it.
I don't think so!
That's amazing.
I can't wait to see it!
I can't wait to see it.
Yamazaki vs. Moriman
Yamazaki vs. Moriman!
It all started with this man's words.
In the entertainment world, it's a really scary place.
There's already a garage there.
They'll take your ass or you'll get it.
Yamataki said so.
In the ass-reveal sparring,
Moriman and Honkire Pants challenged each other.
No way.
Three losses.
From here on,
the curtain of their fateful confrontation
has been cut and dropped.
Yamataki challenged several times.
However, every time,
he was laid on a mat in front of Moriman's strong arm
and his body was engraved with the word "devastation".
However,
40-year-old Yamataki Hosei,
in the first part of "Gaki no Tsukai"
"Toshikoshi Special" on New Year's Eve,
ends his 12-year-long struggle.
Over 1,000 people, including famous people, gathered to watch the final battle between Riffa- Aleyake, the land of bloodshed.
And...
The winner of the opening speech for the New Year's Special on New Year's Day is...
We're going to hold a ceremony for the New Year's Special!
Until now, a ceremony for the New Year's Special has opened up a battlefield.
But this time...
It's a grand ceremony!
Everyone, please gather together and watch the whole show!
And now...
Let's watch this man's grand victory speech!
Who is the main artist of the grand victory speech that caused an uproar in the venue?!
In the past 12 years of battle, many famous matches have been burned into our minds.
And this time too!
Masuo-san, what should we do next?
Let's start with the name of the new battle.
Yes!
Um...
Wukong Dance Competition!
Let's do this for a long time!
Yamazaki, laugh!
Forget about this and laugh!
What kind of battle will Yamazaki show us this time?
A new legend will be born!
It's been a long time!
I'll win for sure!
A popular man...
I'll call you "sekom"!
A man does the housework and a woman protects the house!
Yamazaki, laugh!
Yamazaki has been out of the ring several times in the middle of a fight.
Not again, Yamazaki!
And once again...
Where are you going?
Hononobu, I'm taking a break in my relaxing room.
Are you okay?
Zaki-san, everyone's here!
It stinks!
Let's go!
Let's cheer for him!
I thought something like this might happen.
A big talent has come to cheer for you, Zaki-san!
Look at that!
Let's cheer for him!
Wow!
Zantan-san!
Kokoriko-san!
And...
Who can beat a big talent like him?
Let's cheer for him!
Wow!
Hey, Yamazaki...
Don't lose to a woman.
Wow!
Is there more?
Watch this!
Yamazaki...
Good luck!
In this desperate situation, who is the super famous person who will send an ail?!
When the battle was coming to an end...
With that kind of power, you can't win.
A mysterious man has appeared and the tournament has been selected!
And...
Here we go!
Mario and...
Once you start running, you can't stop!
After this, surprising wrestlers appear one after another, and the venue is excited!
Who is the mysterious man?
And who are the wrestlers?
After that, Yamazaki and Moriban's fight got even more heated up!
And then...
Yamazaki, who was sleeping, woke up!
Yamazaki! What are you doing?! Yamazaki!
Yamazaki, go!
Yamazaki Hosei! Don't miss out on the scream of victory!
It's been a while! I'm definitely going to win!
A popular man...
I'm going to call you "sucker"!
A man does the housework and a woman protects the house!
How about you, Yama-chan?
Many people I like came out.
I see.
As Yama-chan said, we did it in a far place.
We did it in a close place.
It was a special occasion for many people.
I see.
Endo?
I went to a wedding conference.
You went to an interview.
As an interviewer, I was announced as a comedian.
I see.
How about you, Sanaka?
I can't laugh or be surprised.
I see.
I was surprised and thought if I would be tired.
You were terrible.
I see.
I was nervous.
I was tired in the bus of the opening.
You must have been tired.
You were tired suddenly.
I was tired of many things.
It was hard.
Rookie of the Year Award for Best Comedy Show!
Rookies of the Year Award for Best Comedy Show!
"Don't Laugh!" Series!
The members will be attacked by spectacles of laughter.
We...
Gag!
...will invite an unpredictable trap to a bad time as soon as we catch our breath!
And following "The Hospital Where You Must Not Laugh" from last time, we'll have an all-cast appearance again this year!
This time, the stage will be...
Tokyo, a big city. And standing in the middle of it...
"Gasu" by Kurobikari Shimbunsha!
"Gas" by Kurobikari Shimbunsha
Look at this, Boss.
It's an amazing newspaper.
"Gasu" by Kurobikari Shimbunsha!
This is the name of the newspaper we're working for.
This is where we start.
At 10 a.m., they board the bus.
Their harsh 24 hours begin!
That's pretty fast.
"Gasu" by Kurobikari Shimbunsha!
Everyone, let's start!
- Wait a minute! - It's dirty!
"Gasu" by Kurobikari Shimbunsha!
Ouch!
What's up with you, Roland?
I think it's about time.
Ouch!
- I'm really sorry. - What's up with you?
On the bus to the newspaper company,
who are the laughable witnesses?
They finally arrive at the newspaper office.
However...
Huh? There's no reception office here.
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Yanagisawa, Kyoto...
What kind of reception office is this?
It's too unexpected, isn't it?
The members betrayed everyone's expectations.
What an unexpected reception office!
The next destination is the editing office.
This is Capper of the editing office over there.
He's a very capable person, so I'll introduce you to him.
He's showing off his aura.
Cap, I've brought five people for verification.
Oh, you're here.
That's enough!
That's enough, really!
He's a little suspicious.
What is the true identity of Cap, who shows off his aura all the time?
Wow, this is amazing.
The five of them came to interview for a production announcement of a certain stage.
And when the press conference began...
What's wrong with you?
After this, there will be more and more gorgeous performers who will push the members into a laughing hell!
It's been a long time! I'll win for sure!
A popular man...
I'll call you by your name!
A man who rents a house and a woman who protects her house!
The man who rents a house and a woman who protects her house!
The next time Ikkō came for coverage was at an establishment party of a certain entertainment agency.
There, he also showed off his talent.
(Laughter)
It's very similar.
(Music)
You're the worst.
What?
What's wrong with you?
You're very scary.
It's okay, stand up.
What?
Suddenly confused Tanaka.
What is the reason?
(Music)
This time, we visited a marriage interview interview of a certain artist.
Tsureta, Endo, Hamada, Matsumoto, Imasaki.
Yes.
Well, I'll give you a note.
Yes, postcard.
This is Mr. Tanaka.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Now, let's welcome the bride who grabbed happiness.
(Music)
Then, out!
(Music)
Everyone, I have a department called "Terrorist News Department". Can you all come and help me?
"Terrorist News Department"?
The room is on the ground floor. By the way, you can laugh from now on, but if you are surprised, you will be out.
Out, out, out.
Suddenly, the "don't be surprised" begins.
For now, we head for "Terrorist News Department" in the basement.
Excuse me.
He doesn't show up at all.
This sudden phone call was the beginning of real fear.
It was the beginning of real fear.
Watch out! Watch out!
What is the surprising blind attack that pushed the members into the abyss of fear?
My heart is all white now.
I'm making a commission.
Everyone attacks five people without taking a break.
There are many blind attacks and gimmicks!
Will the members be able to survive?
"Toshikoshi Special" on New Year's Day!
"Yamataki vs. Moriman" and...
"Never Laugh At Yourself" at 24 o'clock!
"Night 6:30 on New Year's Day"!
Mousou!
I want to go to the newspaper.
"Never Laugh At Yourself" at 24 o'clock!
"Night 6:30 on New Year's Day"!
"Night 6 on New Year's Day"!