AISubs v3.5
You are...
I forgot.
You are...
I'm sorry.
You are smiling at me.
That's my only all my treasure.
It's Yuji Oda's turn.
Here he comes!
Yuji Oda is mad at Tamesue who lost the preliminary round in Osaka World Stadium.
Hey! What are you doing? Tamesue!
Yes!
Here he comes!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work for the past year.
I'm Takahiro Fujiwara, a former downtown manager who was elected to the general board for 11 years in a row.
Also known as "Yoshimoto's Oda Yuuji", I'm Takahiro Fujiwara.
Today, I'm going to send you the 2008 "Kids' Useful Funny VTR Best 10" that I chose with my own discretion at the end of the year.
Now, let's watch the VTR!
In 10th place is Shouji Murakami's "Kitchen Classroom" hosted by Toshiaki Karasawa.
Shouji Murakami's "Kitchen Classroom" series, which began without anyone's request, has been repeated from "Ninja Classroom" to "Microphone Classroom", and now we're in the 7th place!
Excuse me, what's your name?
My name is Enyakko.
Please give me a drink.
Thank you very much.
Watch this!
Yes.
That's good!
Now you're definitely going to take it off like this.
Thank you.
This is a bar, after all.
Yes, it is.
Wow! It's amazing that you can do it in a kindergarten!
Hey, Yamanagi!
Yes?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
All right!
You can do it like this...
Excuse me! I'm back!
See?
It's completely different from everyone else's, so I can't do it.
You're so interested in everything I say!
If it's hot, it's hot!
If it's cold, it's cold!
Americans are all hot all year round!
I wonder how many wise words Japanese people have.
(Laughing)
Even if you're a car owner, you're tired and hungry.
You have to do it quickly or you'll look like a demon.
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
Car owner, we're waiting for you!
Go for it!
We're waiting for you!
OK, OK!
Too early!
Hamayakko, are you OK?
Hamayakko!
Hamayakko, are you OK?
Ah! That hurt!
Go for it!
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Ishii, are you still there?
Answer me!
Ishii, are you still there?
Ishii, answer me!
I'm hungry!
Ishii, answer me!
Amazing!
That was almost perfect!
Thank you for waiting!
You passed!
You're amazing, Karayappa!
There's a kappa over there.
Hang on a second, Hamada. What's going on?
In 9th place, Hamada discovers a kappa in Tokyo.
I went and looked and it wasn't there!
It's there, isn't it?
Is it a park?
It's amazing.
It's the worst if you cut it and look at it!
Yeah, you're right.
Shall we go?
I want to see it properly.
But...
Hamada-san...
It's not there, is it?
It's there!
Look!
It's a kappa!
I knew it!
It's kind of big.
It's huge!
Endo...
E...
Endo...
Do...
U...
Aikata...
Ta...
Nakama...
Kombi...
Endo...
Aikata...
Talk!
We're doing a "hero show" right now. If you like it, please watch it.
The 8th place is a "hero show" of laughing bugs that have been shown for a long time in the middle of summer.
Take this! Devil Equestrian!
Wow! Gah! Gah! My dick is going to collapse!
Why are you holding your head down?
What are you talking about?
I feel like my dick is going to collapse!
What are you obsessed with your dick?
Galaxy... Mosquito!
Gah! Gah! My dick is itching!
My dick is going to collapse and I want some sweet meat!
Give it back!
I want to play badminton...
You're good...
What is this?
I definitely don't want it.
I don't know what it means at all.
What is this? What does it mean?
A kid wouldn't know!
A kid wouldn't know...
It's no big deal to sing in Sazeki.
I realized that there's a limit to "hero show" if it's just the two of you.
Can you help me with "hero show"?
Of course!
Victory Lady!
Lady? Lady? Lady?
Thank you for coming, Victory Lady!
Can you see me?
I can't see you.
Victory Lady, use your special strawberry flash!
Go!
Stop it! I can't see you!
I did it!
Fire!
Gah!
Give me back my wings!
I'm draining energy from my engine!
What are you doing?
900th episode commemorative program "Who is the victim of Shouhei Shoukutei?"
Episode 7 is about "Who is the victim of Shouhei Shoukutei?"
The battle that was banned on the daily in the diary
What kind of Shouhei has been turned old?
What is this?
I can't see anything from here
Shouhei Aka, go ahead!
Time's up!
What was that?
Their answers are…
Blue Shouhei!
Could it be…
Red Shouhei!
Blue Shouhei!
What kind of Shouhei has been turned old?
It's a crab.
Oh, hello.
In any case...
It's over!
Thank you for your hard work!
This can't be done!
Thank you for your hard work!
This can't be done!
Hosei Yamazaki...
I'd like to start the trial of Kosodoro.
In 6th place...
Yamazaki Kosodoro trial, which has been full of the mischief of Yamazaki so far.
Kosodoro, the winner's reward sign.
Kosodoro, the director's coordination.
And even the junior entertainer's jokes...
Kosodoro uses them as his own.
The sentence given is...
Regardless of whether or not it is convenient...
The sentence is...
To the state of the art!
Hey!
9!
You out!
You go out!
You go out at once!
I am relieved!
Like this, please!
(roaring)
(laughing)
You dirty thing! You dirty thing!
(laughing)
(ding)
Entertainer Announcement Meeting!
(applause)
The fifth place goes to "Entertainer Announcement Meeting,"
whether you sleep or wake up!
(applause)
Each production has been thoroughly researched,
and an outstanding entertainer has been decided!
The results are...
(roaring)
It's a long time, isn't it?
It's really long, isn't it?
No, it's not "haki", it's "sui"
(laughing)
What is this?
Wow!
(laughing)
What is this?
What is it?
Huh?
What is it?
Huh?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm a little scared!
Oh, it's a toothpick...
Oh!
(roaring)
Wow!
What is it?
(roaring)
(laughing)
Wow! It's heavy!
(roaring)
This is...
(roaring)
This is what happens when you sleep sideways!
This is bad! This is bad!
What's wrong?
This is bad!
What's wrong?
(laughing)
I don't know about that!
I don't know about this!
And the winner is...this man!
Hahaha!
It looks like a human's ass!
In 4th place is...
Silent Library, which welcomed that Mitani public guest!
Thank you very much!
[Laughter]
Seriously...
That's amazing...
[Laughter]
I've been doing something like internet shopping for 24 hours, a show called "it's jay shopping".
In third place is "it's jay shopping", which Itao came to force sell the show format!
"it's jay shopping"!
Have you been standing recently?
Make men all over the world stand up!
The ultimate force booster cream that has captivated women has been powered up and landed in Japan!
It's easy to use and just take a quick sip of it will make you fall asleep!
It's huge!
It's crazy!
My lower body is always warm, and thanks to it, I have a warm family.
When I'm at home, I feel like I want to stand up again.
It's very popular among celebrities around the world!
Hollywood stars also love it!
Of course, Japanese celebrities also love it!
Umemiya T.
You're going to get in trouble!
T. Chihiroshi!
Fujinami T. Tsuri!
Kiikawa Doshi!
And even Kiikawa Ichimon!
We have a wide range of support!
That's "it's jay shopping"!
Let's experience the effects of "it's jay shopping"!
Experience?
Music, start!
Itao's wife is definitely a dancer!
Now, you two, too!
Let me see, how is it?
It's good!
♪ Oh girl, don't you know I love you a lot? ♪
Until now, black mayonnaise, especially Kosugi's big fan,
only when they see them on "Gaki no tsukai" will they regain their energy.
The second is a project that Kosugi, a black mayo, tries to encourage homesick foreigners.
I love you, Kosugi-san! Do something for me!
♪ Oh girl, don't you know I love you a lot? ♪
- Well, it was pretty good. - It was good, it was good.
You've been dancing for yourself for a while now.
It seemed like you were going to get a good review from me again.
- Are you still saying that? - What's with you?
- What's with you? What does it have to do with you? - What's with you?
- Excuse me, please. - What's with you?
- What's with you?
Huh? I don't know why, but when I'm dancing, I'm always a little less excited.
What? Are you jealous? Do it! Do it!
I don't know if you're jealous or not. That's why I'm...
I've been told that I can't do my best.
I think I should do my best, too, but if you look at me from above and say, "You're doing your best," it's even harder for me to do it.
- What are you talking about? - You idiot!
- Why don't you dance for me? Dance for me! - I can't dance! Can't you see me naked on TV?
I want to make a world record with Takeshi's impersonation.
The first place goes to...
Endo Takeshi, who has been doing Endo Takeshi's impersonation for an hour with just one briefcase, to set a new world record!
- I think this challenge is very reckless. - That's right.
Endo Takeshi's lonely battle opens the curtain.
Ready...
- It's starting. - It's starting!
- Duncan! - All right!
You know...
How many times do I have to tell you, Duncan? You bastard!
What?!
You haven't rested at all, Duncan!
What's wrong with you, bastard?!
- It's definitely Duncan's fault. - What's wrong with you?!
- If this happens, we can't do anything anymore. - What's wrong with you?!
- We can't help you anymore. - Who knows about you?!
Are you Takeshi?!
You!
You! When I'm done with work, it's normal for you to drive around, right?!
- You're driving around quite a lot, aren't you? - You're driving around quite a lot.
- It's much faster than I thought.
- Can you drive around? - Is it okay for you?
- I drive around quite a lot when I'm having a hard time. - I know, I know.
What are you just sitting for, Duncan?!
Hurry up! If you have the time to smoke, just drive around, you bastard!!
Drive around, you bastard!!
Why don't you bring it?
Duncan, bring me the menu.
Duncan's menu.
It's in the store.
Bring me Duncan's menu.
I can't bring you the menu at all.
You're just drinking now.
You won't come back, you bastard.
Call Mimata.
Mimata is coming.
Call Mimata, you bastard.
By the way, Mimata is...
Hurry up and bring me the menu!
Just a little more.
Let's sing one more song to cheer up and do our best!
Don't lose, look over there.
I'm always here for you.
No matter how far apart we are,
my heart will always be with you.
I believe in you.
My heart will always be with you.
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
We won!
Endo Takeshi's world record!
Well done, Endo!
You achieved it!
Well done!
Well done, Endo!
Well done!
Thank you.
Dunker doesn't drive at all anymore.
In the end, that's what it is.
Don't take it to your eyes, too!
Yes.
But the shopkeeper should normally bring it.
I was in a little troubled private room.
Oh, I see.
Now, we would like to say goodbye with Heipo's Saito Takeshi, who achieved a unprecedented record and Endo's further leap forward.
Now, Heipo, please.
What are you doing?
Saito Takeshi.
Saito Takeshi?
Yes.
What? Are you imitating Takeshi?
Yes.
What?
What? Wait a minute.
Dunker! D-Dunker, I'm sorry!
Dunker, Makairo...
Let's say goodbye now!
Goodbye!