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"I want to know more about Fujiwara Hiroshi" Quiz "Manager Fujiwara's 500 things"
First question
All of a sudden?
What is Fujiwara's hobby?
I don't know
Matsumoto san, you know a lot about Fujiwara
I've known him for 2 or 3 years
I've never talked about it
Former downtown manager Fujiwara Hiroshi
Not only does he work on "Gaki no Tsukai" special on New Year's Day
Fujiwara has won many prestigious awards
This time, we're going to ask him about his daily life
I don't know what I don't want to know
That's why I don't know
Open the answer
What is Fujiwara's hobby?
I don't know
Music?
I don't know
What is Fujiwara's hobby?
I'm sorry
I'm a fan of tropical fish
What is Fujiwara's hobby?
You should've left your notebook there
What is Fujiwara's hobby?
You've been saying it for a while now
There's 499 more.
I don't want to know anymore.
Right?!
Question 2. "What is Fujiwara's specialty?"
I don't know at all.
This is it.
We've done it before, haven't we?
Ah, I see.
We've done it before.
I see.
It's this, isn't it?
Ah, this one too.
This one too.
This one too, right?
Which one is it?
Which one?
I've never heard of it.
This is surprisingly like it.
It's like, you know, you fry butter.
Right?
But you know, without this, everything is like this.
We've done it before, haven't we?
Ah, I see.
That's the correct answer.
Ah, I see.
Either one of them.
What is Fujiwara's specialty?
Yes, um...
Water painting.
Well, well, anyway.
Well, you're right.
If you asked Fujiwara, 'Please do your favorite gag,' what gag would you do?
This one too.
This one only came up in my mind.
What is it?
Well, I don't know if I can say it myself as a gag or not.
Ah, that's it.
Right?
Somehow...
I can't say it.
Ah, ah, ah.
I know the answer.
He did it before, didn't he?
It's this.
Right?
It's only this.
Father, please call me.
Ah!
I wonder if I can say it.
I don't know if I can say it myself as a gag or not.
Please do your favorite gag.
I don't know if I can say it.
I'm really happy.
I don't know if I can say it.
I'm really happy.
But I can't say it.
I'm sorry.
Please do your favorite...
I can't say it at all.
Ah!
Ah, that...
What was it?
That...
In the comedy...
Ah, it was disgusting.
It was disgusting!
What is Fujiwara taking to a deserted island?
Ah...
Hmm...
Ah...
I'm going to retire. Someone please go home.
I really want to retire, too.
What are you saying?
The title is open.
What will you do if you have a lot of food?
Ah... I guess I'll practice.
Ah, I see.
Here's the answer.
Ah...
Um...
I'll bring a lot of food.
Yes.
What is it?
If you relax...
There's no point.
I'll bring a lot of food.
I was surprised.
And I'll make it look like something really funny.
I was surprised.
I'll make it look like something really funny.
It's not funny at all.
If Fujiwara took off his nose hair, how many would it take off?
Wow, it looks like it'll come off.
It looks like it'll come off.
Fujiwara-san...
No...
I...
Ah, I see.
The title is open.
I think it's a mystery.
I'll make it look weird.
Ah, I know.
I'm sorry.
I know, I know, I know.
It'll come off right away.
It won't go in my finger.
If Fujiwara took off his nose hair, how many would it take off?
Yes.
What is it?
Like an idol?
Like a girl?
Ah, you're right.
You're right.
It looks like nothing.
What are you checking?
Wait a minute, I'm sorry.
It'll come off right away.
You're right.
It won't go in my finger.
It'll come off right away.
Wait a minute, I'm sorry.
But he's trying to take it off somehow.
Just one.
Just one, I'm sorry.
It's still there!
But he's trying to take it off somehow.
Don't take it off!
It's so thick!
It's thick and long!
It's a real nose hair.
It's a nose hair, but it's long.
What does Fujiwara bring out first when he's overwhelmed?
I think...
It's really bad.
I think it's really bad.
It's really bad.
I didn't think it would be like that.
It's like this.
Is he that calm?
It's super thick and a little off.
He's always laughing.
That's right.
It's food.
He's amazing when it comes to food.
He's amazing.
That's right.
In the end, he even swallowed soup with his fingers.
It's a city legend.
It's really thick.
The manager has gotten off work, but he's two hours late for the meeting.
When Fujiwara is angry, what phrase does he bring out first?
Phrase?
The answer is...
I think it's all wrong.
Is he ever angry?
No.
I don't think he ever gets angry.
So you don't think he's licking you?
Do you think he's licking you at work?
That's how you say it.
I don't think so either.
Why is that?
I think it's like this.
What happens when the manager gets off work and is two hours late for the meeting?
What's so funny?
Why?
What's wrong with you? What are you doing?
Go to bed! Don't sleep! Are you stupid?
Your nerves are always twitching.
What are you doing?
It's always twitching.
Go to bed!
It's twitching a lot.
It was scary.
Now it's so real.
It's like you're used to it.
But you said you wouldn't do it again.
It's like you're a prince.
It's like you've been told by a prince.
It's like you've studied it.
Why did Fujiwara fight with his wife most recently?
The answer is...
We've been married for a long time.
I hope this doesn't happen now.
Why did Fujiwara fight with his wife most recently?
Well...
She gave me a check for my pension.
She told me to give it to her, but I didn't.
That's why she told me to give it to her.
That's enough.
Turn it off.
Come here.
Does she know that I'm going to answer her questions?
I want her to know that it's impossible for me to answer her questions.
Who would write such a thing here?
After this, Fujiwara's appearance is revealed one after another.
I'm the number one sexual violet.
Are you serious?
You're not good enough!
I kissed her when I was 14 years old.
You're not serious.
What do you mean?
It's like an air coming out.
It's like Yama-chan.
It's like Yamazaki Kosuke.
I knew it!
I don't know if it's famous, but when I was told that I would follow the fame...
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Will this be on TV today?
What is it?
What kind of content is Fujiwara's favorite adult video?
This is also a question that has been asked many times.
That's right.
Hanada, can you fix it?
What?
I'm irritated by watching it.
What?
Look at this. It's wrinkled.
I want you to fix it.
I don't like it when it happens to me every time.
It's wrinkled.
I hate people like you.
I hate people like you!
What?
What is it?
I'm sorry. It has nothing to do with me, but I'll say it.
You should say it. You already know it.
What is it?
I don't know the answer.
What is it?
It's wrinkled.
There are many things.
It's just what you like, right?
No, it's not that.
It's just what you like, right?
What do you like?
You said you didn't like it when I asked you about it.
Really?
You said you didn't like it at all.
You don't have to say it.
The correct answer is...
Well...
It's like a pure woman is getting distorted.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
But it was close.
It was close, wasn't it?
It was close.
But it's just a normal music video, isn't it?
It's like an old space project.
Manager Orita has a big job. When Fujita compliment him, what phrase does he use?
Fujita? How did you know?
No wonder there're only three of us. Fujiwaraks are a lot of people.
You've said Fujiwarak many times.
How does Fujita come out?
A cute person.
One more person.
A cute person.
Fujiwara.
Who is Fujiwara?
Fujiwara.
Fujiwara, what are you doing?
I don't know.
What is it?
The answer is...
Osaki.
Someone is out.
Here is the correct answer.
Yes.
What's up?
You are young.
Did you get up?
You did it.
I want to get you too.
You did your best.
Please get me next time.
You did a good job.
You are amazing.
You did your best.
You are terrible.
This is funny.
You did your best.
Go away.
I have nothing more to say.
Go away.
What is the title of the movie that Fujiwara wants to play?
I got goosebumps.
Yeah, me too.
The title is "Rock 'n' Roll".
It's all Stallone.
Stallone is here.
What is the title of the movie that Fujiwara wants to play?
Is it "Mission Impossible"?
It's all Stallone.
It's all "Mission Impossible".
What are you doing?
I like it.
It's heavy.
I like it.
It's cool.
Have you played it yet?
No, I haven't.
It's amazing.
Who do you think Fujiwara thinks is the most manly out of you five?
I've thought about it.
I don't think it's Hamada.
No, no, no.
It's Koda.
I think it's Koda.
It's Koda.
The answer is...
I think it's Koda.
I don't know.
I think it's Hamada.
I think it's Koda.
It's the correct answer.
It's Koda.
It's Matsumoto.
Wow!
Zaku, it's amazing.
Wow!
Fujiwara, who do you think is the most manly out of you five?
Let me think...
Yoshimoto?
Don't read it all!
They're all the same!
But since it's the same as Yamaki's, I have a bad feeling about it.
That's not true!
Everyone can guess it right away.
Here's the correct answer.
Sekiguchi Hiroshi.
It's true!
No way!
Seriously?!
That's scary.
You shouldn't say things like that.
That's right.
Huh? Is it my fault?
Well...
You've been bad since the first time.
You brat.
You've been like that since the second time.
So what?!
What does Fujiwara eat with mayonnaise?
Huh?
Here's the correct answer.
It's not...
It's not that healthy, is it?
Well...
Potato Tempura...
Potato...
Tempura!
Potato Tempura!
I've never heard of it!
Sweet potato?
I've never heard of it!
Are you confusing it with sweet potato?
If you put it like that, you can't say that mayonnaise is weird.
Oh, I see.
I don't know, but...
Potato Tempura... I've never seen it.
You've never seen it, have you?
No, I haven't.
I'll try it today.
You're so weird.
How many seconds can Fujiwara put his brother on his back?
On himself?
No, right?
Oh, yeah.
On himself...
Stopping in front of him and turning around.
Oh, I see.
You don't usually think about it like that, do you?
No, never.
Like this...
Playing around like this...
Right.
Okay, I got it!
Okay!
That's fast!
Oh, that's fast!