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This week, we have a showdown between a school team and a former detective team!
In the one-on-one showdown between both teams,
Hamada and Hoshi show off their ugly faces once again in Romba District!
- Whoa, what's this?! - Your faces are too scary!
- What's this?! - What's this?!
And in the one-meter sprint showdown...
Try running like you're next door!
Matsumoto and Miyasako are in a hot battle!
And this week, with a new song in the works, we enter a fierce second half!
Next up is a fast-drinking showdown wearing mesh tights!
- Alright! - Yay!
Wear mesh tights and drink juice in a straw!
The one who drinks it first wins!
- Alright! - Let's decide who goes first and have a showdown!
- Yes! - Alright!
- Ready and... - Hamada!
What's with you?!
- Hama-chan! - Yes?
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- It's decided. - It's decided.
- Hurry up! - It's decided.
- A professional did it! A professional! - A professional did it!
- Who's a professional? - A professional did it!
- A professional did it!
- Ready and... - A professional did it!
- Hata-chan, go! - Okay!
It's decided!
Hamada, a professional of his own choice, challenges Hata-chan!
Will he be able to do it?!
- Shall we decide who goes first and have a showdown? - Please let me go first!
- A professional did it! - A professional did it!
- Who's a professional?! - A professional did it!
- He's a professional craftsman! - That's right!
- Please let me go first! - Does he have a license?
- Yes! - Yes!
- He does have a license! - He's the only one in Japan!
- It's fine, right?! - Yes!
- Drink it up! - Oh, I have to drink it all up?
- Yes! - It's time! - Like this, right?
- That's right! - All the way down to your chin!
- Wow! Your hair is beautiful! - It looks like rama!
- Amazing! - It stinks!
- Wow! - It's beautiful!
- Your cuticles are amazing! - Let's go, Hata - chan!
- Ready and... - Okay!
- Go!
- He did it again! - He did it again!
- One more!
- Yes! That's it! - ♪♪
- Good! - Get out of my way!
- ♪♪
- Come on! - ♪♪
Drink it.
He did not put it in his mouth.
He did not.
You're an idiot.
He did put it in his mouth.
Drink it.
The winner is...
OK!
It was difficult.
But it took a lot of time.
This is difficult.
The craftsman is here.
Who is the craftsman?
I have a national certificate.
I don't know who did it.
No, no, no. He's not a craftsman. He's a representative of Japan.
He's not a staff member.
He's a staff member.
Well, get ready!
What's this?
It's like a drama.
Cute!
Sorry.
Why are you so cute?
Cute! Cute!
(Laughter)
The winner of this game is the one who can deliver a word correctly by pinning a chopstick between his nose and mouth.
The players are Yamasaki, who is good at chopstick faces, and Haramichi, who is good at funny faces.
(Laughter)
The first one is gold!
(Laughter)
The first one is gold!
(Laughter)
Why are you laughing?
Hurry up!
Alright, let's go!
You're not laughing at all, you know.
Huh?
You're not laughing at all, you know.
Alright, let's go!
One, two...
The first one is gold!
(Laughter)
It increased!
The number of people who aren't laughing increased!
(Laughter)
It's increasing!
I'm sick of it!
Alright, come on!
Alright!
Alright, I'll go first!
Alright, go ahead!
The topic for the other team, Yamasaki is...
Will Q-chan be able to retire?
Shall we begin?
Ready...
Q-chan, retire!
(Laughter)
Q-chan, retire!
I got it.
I heard you.
I got it.
I understood it.
Listen to me.
I understood it in one shot.
I understood it.
Q-chan, retire!
You said it right!
What is this?
There's no reason for you to be so upset.
What is this?
Q-chan, retire!
(Laughter)
You say it with applause!
Huh?
Q-chan...
Well, let's say it.
One, two...
Kyu-chan is retiring!
Yay!
What?
The theme for the former transfer team, Haranishi is...
Year-end jumbo!
Okay, that's good.
Thank you for your hard work!
Hit him in the back! Hit him in the back!
Hit him in the back!
He's completely bent!
Hit him in the back!
Okay, players!
Yes!
Ready!
Awesome!
Slowly, slowly, slowly!
It's like from the side!
But you know, you have to do it like this in this corner!
Say it slowly!
You really don't know? Say it slowly!
I know!
Just say the second half!
I know!
Fanho.
That's it?
Chinese fan.
OK, let's go.
Fanho.
Sansoi. Sansoi.
Sansoi.
Yama-chan, we didn't want to do that.
We didn't want to play with you.
Let's do it one more time.
We're not playing with you. We don't care.
One last time?
For now, let's answer.
Say it properly.
Say it without saying it at all.
Say it properly.
Use your tongue more.
Fa-n-a-ho.
Fanho.
Say it. Say it.
Say it.
What is "fanho", you guys?
Say it.
First of all, let's answer.
Chouchinanko?
Yes.
One, two...
Chouchinanko.
What's up with you guys?
Kids team gets 10 points!
What?
Good job.
We won.
We won, but what's up with you guys?
What's up with you guys?
Why aren't you happy that we won?
It was like we won right away.
It looked like you guys were having fun.
Having fun?
Can you try hitting me?
Don't hit people like that.
Let's put a banana in your butt!
Both teams, let's relay now.
You relay, but you put the banana in here.
I see.
Then you relay.
Good.
Then you give it to the next person.
Good, good, good.
The team that scored first gets 10 points.
Can I put it in?
You put it in.
You put it in here.
In your butt.
The first player of the music team is Endo.
The second player is Haranishi.
Next is Hamada and Hotohara.
The third players are Tanaka and Fujimoto.
In addition, Yomasaki, Hosshan and Banana will be the anchors.
Matsumoto and Miyasako will be the anchors.
Choose an A-banana.
An A-curve, Endo.
An A-curve that fits your butt.
That's a good one.
That's a good line.
That's a good curve.
That's a good line.
Endo, does it fit you?
It fits me.
Haranishi, it fits you.
Wow.
Let's go.
Ready?
OK.
If you drop it, you'll have to go back up again.
Endo.
OK.
Go away.
OK.
Go away.
OK.
Endo.
OK.
- Hey, put that in. Put it in! - Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
- Hey, put it in! - Put it in! Put it in!
- You're too much! - Put it in! Put it in!
- You're too much! - Put it in!
- Go! - Go!
- Good job! - Well done!
- You're good at it! - Good!
- You're good! - Well done!
- Throw it! - Go for it!
Yeah!
You are amazing, Ushio!
Why didn't you look at me?!
Why?!
Wait a minute!
Who is this?!
I messed up with Hamama-san!
That's not right!
I messed up with my butt!
What are you doing?!
That's not right!
I don't like it!
What are you doing?!
I don't like it!
You bought it, didn't you?!
I'm sure of it!
You dropped it!
It's loose!
Who would do that?!
It's too cold!
Who would do that?!
Why don't we ask the transfer team to do it again?!
It doesn't make sense!
It's totally worth it now!
It might be like that, but it's worth it for us!
What did you do?
Stop it.
Should we do it again?
What are you going to do?!
Stop it.
Transfer team wins!
Let's join forces!
Let's go!
We do this every time!
Let's do it together!
Let's do it!
Look at this!
First of all,
one of you will move your waist
and raise the ball.
This is hard!
When it starts rolling,
one of you will hit it with this stick.
When you hit it,
one of you will hit it with this stick.
There is a staircase!
Go up!
Go down and what happens?
When you are doing it, people on this stairs will keep rotating.
So go down fast and come here fast and...
People on this stairs will keep rotating.
So this one and this one will stick together.
So people on this stairs will keep rotating and put this ball up and...
Wait a minute!
Can't you see it?
If you drop it here, it will go down and...
At first, this ball will go down and...
A hot waterfall will go up and...
One of you will hit it with this stick and...
The last person will eat it.
Can you do it?
If you succeed, you will get 100 points!
You can do it!
Is it hot?
It's hot.
So, who will choose the first one?
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
One, two and...
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
As expected of you, you're funny!
The first one is Haranishi, the second one is Fujimoto, the third one is Captain Miyasako, the fourth one is Hosshan, and the last one is Hotohara!
So, first of all...
This is difficult!
The first round of the transfer team!
Ready!
Wow, you're fast!
Ready!
Haranishi!
Go!
Haranishi!
Go!
OK!
It's good.
It's hard!
It's really hard.
It's hard!
It's really hard.
It's great!
It's slippery!
It's really slippery!
It's more slippery than I thought!
I'm sorry!
I can't do it!
I have to do it quickly!
It's really hard!
Let's move on to the instrument team!
The first one is Endo, the second one is Matsumoto, the third one is Tanaka, the fourth one is Yamasaki, and the last one is Hamada!
I'm really scared of that thing that comes out of the instrument! That gold thing! That's a black person!
I'm really scared! I'm really scared!
I was really scared at the time!
Let's move on to the first team!
Endo, go!
Endo! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Go, Endo!
He's got a lot of air in him!
He's really good!
His belt is coming off!
Go, Endo!
Hurry up!
He's not moving at all!
Hurry up!
He's got air in him!
Go, Endo!
He's got air in him!
Go, Endo!
Go!
Look! He's got a lot of air in him!
What?!
Who would have thought that this kind of air would come out of him?!
You looked like him in the first round!
I don't like this place!
He's really scary!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
What's wrong?
I hate old men!
For the second time, Haraneshi and Fujimoto are in the same position.
For the third time, Hosshan is in the lead.
From the fourth place, Miyasako, to the last place, Hotohara is in the lead.
For the last time, for the second time...
Go!
I can't do it.
Wow, he's fast!
Don't close your eyes.
Hosshan, are you okay?
Hosshan, you can do it!
He's coming! Hurry up!
Again!
Wow, he's fast!
Go up! Go up! Go up a little more!
Yes!
I told you, he's not fast at all.
Hurry up!
Okay, he's coming up!
He's coming up!
Is he up?
He's up!
Yes!
Ouch!
He's fast!
Calm down!
But Fujimoto is in the lead!
Good job!
Take it easy!
It's okay!
It's a problem!
Take it easy!
It's dangerous!
I know!
It's okay!
You can do it after you're ready!
I'm ready!
Take it easy!
Take it easy! Take it easy! Take it easy!
Where is it?
You can do it.
Yes, like that!
Take it easy!
Let's make it there.
Take it easy!
Fuji is also kicking him!
Take it easy!
vere!
Left!
Right!
Left!
To the left. To the left.
There. There.
Forward. Forward.
Backward. Backward.
There. There.
Good. Good.
OK. OK.
Last one!
You can do it!
If Hoto-chan is eaten...
Go for it! Go for it!
It's a little too big.
Make it lighter!
No!
The moment it flew, the net went "chunk" and "kyunkyun"!
"Chunk" and "kyunkyun"!
The net went "chunk" and "kyunkyun"!
Next week is "Let's Battle!" Summary Edition!
Up to now, it's been a one-man band.
Will they be able to win back the money with "Let's Work Together"?
The ideals of life that each of them put their life into!
Look at the fun that men have put together!
Will a miracle happen?
The bananas we used for this "Let's Battle!"
After recording, the staff made banana juice and ate it deliciously!
"Gakunosukai" DVD, 12th edition!
The latest punishment game that all five of us challenged!
Including unfinished scenes, we recorded for about four and a half hours!
It's in full swing!