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On the 4th episode of "Gaki no tsukai ara"
"Gaki no tsukai" team and "Tennen sozai" team will have a showdown!
"Tennen sozai" team will have a showdown!
I didn't know what to do when they came up to me.
The kids...
Me too, me too.
They talked me out of it.
There's a rumor that you need kids now.
We do, we do.
We do.
Thank you.
Welcome!
You'll have a showdown in various games.
It's so funny! I find it so funny!
You find it funny!
I find it not funny at all!
You find it not funny!
I find it so funny!
You find it not funny at all!
You find it funny?
Isn't it funny?
You scratch my face!
You smell bad!
Sorry?
I'm curious.
What?
There's a foreigner...
Excuse me?
Wait...
What is that?
Are you serious?
I can only imagine what this is...
This can't be the Africa Central TV!
No no...
This can't be Africa Central television!
Oh, Sweden's national television is coming.
Really?
Why?
Well, they are trying to get Japanese variety shows.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sweden's?
But, Japanese variety shows are thought to be weird.
It happens.
But, I don't think of Sweden's show "Fujimon".
Why?
You don't think of it.
You don't think of erotic show.
No, no, no.
You don't think of marital show.
No, no, no.
You are just bad-mouthed.
Let's go! First of all, let's play Taimanin!
As usual, we'll have representatives of each team compete in Taimanin!
We'll win for sure!
Each team gets 10 points!
Let's go! The first match is...
Long Chikuwa Ikegami Match!
I've never seen this before!
It's for business!
What do we do with this?
Let's have representatives of each team compete!
Who will go first?
Ready, set...
Hamada!
Ready, set...
Hosshan!
Hosshan, go!
The first match is...
Hamada vs. Hosshan!
Long Chikuwa Ikegami Match!
Don't bite!
Ready, set...
Go!
Hosshan, you're good!
You're good!
I'm sorry!
You can do it!
Just a little more!
A little more!
- Both of you - You're both fine!
- This is bad. - Huh, straight!
- For a comeback win! - For a comeback win!
- At least, at least! At least! - That wonderful feeling!
- A little more! A little more! A little more! - For all of us!
- For all of you!
- Spread it wide and wide! - Let's go all out!
- For a good comeback!
For a better time, the winner will have the one who worked harder be selected by the audience!
Who thinks Hoshia won?
It doesn't matter who wins.
Hoshia!
Who thinks Amada won?
Amada!
Yes!
You're cheating!
Happy Team gets 10 points!
The next match is...
Mori Shinichi impersonating Shiritori!
While impersonating Mori Shinichi's face...
When you say "Shiritori"...
Turn around and point at the mic.
Both teams...
Mori Shinichi?
Mori Shinichi, right?
One, two...
Endo!
One, two...
Haranishi!
Next up is Endo versus Haranishi!
Who will be more like Mori Shinichi?
Listen up, everyone!
It doesn't matter if you look alike or not.
Let's start!
Let's start with Endo!
You don't look like him at all.
You're cheating!
Endo!
What is it?
Fall!
Thank you!
OK, next!
Go, go!
Go!
Stop with condoms!
OK, OK!
Endo! Endo, you can do it!
Endo, you can do it!
Stop with condoms!
What is it?
Fall!
OK, go!
OK, show me more!
Move, move!
Big!
What is it?
Big!
Go, Go!
Welcome, Endo!
Wake up! Wake up!
You haven't changed at all!
You move a lot!
Your face has different!
Big! Big!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Bag?
What?
Bag?
Bag! Bag!
What are you talking about?
The worst!
Bag!
- What? - Kaba lost?
- No way, he lost normally!
- He lost normally! - Kaba...
- Kaba said it. - Kaba said it and when I heard it, Kaba said it.
- No, no, no... - No, no, no...
- You lost normally with the seat!
- You're wrong!
- That's too much! - It's too much!
- It's the first time I've lost normally with the seat!
- Team Tensho wins!
- Next up is white eyes vs white eyes!
- It's easier for us to win if we don't show our black eyes for longer.
- The third match is between Yamosaki and Hotohara!
- It's a simple match and they'll use their black eyes!
- Don't show your black eyes! - At the same time!
- Look straight ahead! - Ready!
Wow, amazing!
Good job!
Good match!
Run, run, run!
Here it comes, here it comes!
Team Tensho wins!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Can I say something?
I'm going back to the radio.
What?
Are you done?
Yes, I'm done.
I'm done, Taiketsu!
When you start talking in white, you're like Katatsu.
I'm done, too!
Next match is
Keep drinking milk, Taiketsu!
It's easy.
By the way, you can sit here.
I'll do it like this.
You can keep drinking milk.
Yes!
Next match is
Keep drinking milk, Taiketsu!
Which one will you go with?
Either one is fine.
Rock, paper, scissors!
What's with this little guy?
He's been saying "rock, paper, scissors" for a while now.
He didn't think of it at all in November.
Rock, paper, scissors!
But December is funny! But December is funny!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Alright!
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
This kind of bad luck...
I can't lose to this kind of bad luck!
Let's go, Tanaka!
Ready!
You can do it, Tanaka! Really!
Alright, alright, it's in, it's in!
It's in, it's in!
Ah, this is bad!
This is bad!
Are you alright?
Drink it! Drink it!
Are you drinking it?
Drink it!
Are you drinking it?
It's in!
Hey!
Drink it! Drink it!
Are you drinking it?
Drink it!
Are you drinking it?
Drink it!
Drink it, you!
I'm not doing it!
You're not doing it!
You're lying!
I'm not doing it!
You're lying!
Hey, you shouldn't have said "rock, paper, scissors"!
If you drank it all, you'd win!
Did you drink it?
You almost didn't!
You just spilled it!
I love milk so much!
Hey, you should have done it sooner!
Your pace...
Hey, you should have done it sooner!
You drank it all!
You drank it all, didn't you?
Drink it!
You drank it all, didn't you?
Prepare some more!
You didn't drink it all.
You're funny!
I'm telling you to drink it all!
He doesn't drink anything on Wednesdays!
Ah, OK!
Instead of that, you're funnier than me!
OK, let's go!
Drink it slowly!
Drink it!
OK, OK, OK!
Hey! Prepare some milk!
Prepare some milk!
Prepare some cows!
You'll be hungry!
- This is amazing! - What's this?
She's drinking it all! She's drinking it all!
She's drinking it all!
She's drinking it!
- Let's look at the lap time. - She drank it all!
Tanaka's record is 21 seconds.
Fujimon's record is 32 seconds.
The next race is 1 meter high speed race.
The one who starts 1 meter ahead and finishes late wins.
I'm good at this.
You're lying.
I did only this.
You did only this? I don't know what you mean.
I did only this when I was a kid.
I did only this and side dishes.
Don't you eat rice?
Eat rice.
One, two...
The fifth race is Matsumoto vs. Miyasako.
Each team wants to gain points here.
How late is it?
It's late.
I can do it. I can do it at all.
It's late.
I can do it at all.
Let's do it.
I can do it at all.
You can do it.
Too slow.
You can't stop.
Wait a moment.
He cannot stop.
He can't stop.
You are going too hard.
No, you can do it.
You can do it.
You are fast.
You are slow.
You are too slow.
You should run like the person next to you.
What are you doing?
Are you trying to run?
There's more!
You're too slow!
Slower?
What's this? I've been watching you!
Your face is disgusting!
You're going to fall!
Wake up!
What are you doing?
That's not running!
That's cheating!
That person is too strong!
That's not running!
Someone tell me!
It's not like this!
Goal! Goal Miyano-san!
Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal!
That's good!
You're not running!
Run!
That's not running!
Run!
What's that?
Isn't it bad?
It's like a music video.
Hey, go back!
This is...
Hey, say something!
Say something!
What?
Run!
What are you doing?
You're always like this!
What are you doing?
This is really tiring!
I know, but...
You should run like Miyasako!
What is this?
I'm not running!
You fell down on the way.
I didn't fall!
The audience will judge again...
Who was running slower?
It's decided!
That's right, Miyasako!
Think about it!
Did you run or not?
Who thought it was Miyasako?
It's Miyasako!
Who thought it was Matsumoto?
It's Miyasako!
You're slow!
One more time?
Let's do it!
You're slow!
Let's do it!
This is really tiring!
You're fast!
No, no, no!
This is the slowest and most muscle-tiring movement!
I'm doing it on my own today!
The slowest and most muscle-tiring movement!
You're fast!
The slowest and most muscle-tiring movement!
What is this?
This is really tiring!
What is this?
Miyasako!
You didn't run!
Why is our leader saying that?
You didn't run!
Miyasako is the only one who can't run!
If you don't do it correctly...
You didn't run!
I'm running!
You're always like this!
There's someone who doesn't run like that!
Isn't there?
The next match is "become a cat and threaten each other"
Become a cat and threaten each other
Smells dangerous
Pretty dangerous
One, two, end
Nice to meet you
One, two, end
The next match is "Endo vs Fujimoto"
This match is between comedians
Who will win?
Let's start
Go
Ready
Go
Nice, nice
Don't lose, don't lose
Nice, nice
At your own distance
Attack
This is tough
Why is this?
What is this?
You said it so fast
What was that?
That was a bold move!
Nice, nice
That's right!
Remember and connect! Dancing battle!
Think of two bars of music and dance. Add your own choreography and connect.
Tanaka and Miyasako's dancing battle! Your memory will decide who wins!
Let's go! Go, Tanaka! Go!
Well, well, well, that's about it.
Ready!
Good, good!
Next!
Wow!
Wow! Feels good! Feels good!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Can you do it again?
Yes!
OK, let's go! Let's add it up! Ready!
Look at me! Look at me!
OK, good!
Look at me!
From there...
Hey!
Good, good!
OK, let's add it up! Ready!
Can you do it?
That's it! Oh, I see!
What's this?
Good!
OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! OK!
Not bad! Don't do that! Remember that! Remember that!
What!?
After this, the couple will dance with their broken memories.
Which one will fall first?
Yes!
I don't know at all.
You don't know at all?
I don't know at all.
You've forgotten it, haven't you?
This is my song. My song.
What?
You don't know it at all?
I don't know it at all.
What's that you don't know?
I don't know it at all.
Come on, come on, come on.
Look forward.
What?
Look forward, right?
Yes.
No, you can't.
This way.
No, you can't.
You can't do it either.
Why can't I do it?
What's that you don't know?
You don't know it at all, do you?
No, you don't know it at all.
You don't know it at all, do you?
I don't know it at all.
Where are you going?
It's a boy!
Stop it!
It's a boy! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
It's a boy! Stop it! Stop it!
It's a boy!
It's over!
Next week, let's have a showdown! A heated second half!
What's this?
Wearing mesh tights and watching a match in a hurry, a lot of masked craftsmen show up!
Pay attention to this new project!
A shocking ending when a banana is stuck in a butt!
Furthermore, a full-model change when they work together!
Will it be a success?!
Stay tuned!
This fall, new goods for kids will be released one after another!
What's this?
It's a boy! Stop it! Stop it!
A DVD for kids, the twelfth edition!
A penalty game for all five of you!
It's been recorded for about four and a half hours including unreleased broadcasts!
It will be released on November 26!