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In the middle of the city, in a taxi, only two wins or nothing can make the driver laugh.
Eight teams of comedians will compete for it.
It's called "Taxi Driver Make Me Laugh Deciding Match".
"t-one grand prix".
The first match is...
Even if Kokoriko is the first one to laugh,
the second place candidate Jichou Kachou and Black Mayonnaise will continue to stand and lose without laughing.
However, the fourth license will definitely make you laugh with a stable talk.
The winner candidate will dance.
With the title of first-ever champion of "t-one",
tonight, these four will challenge the "taxi driver".
Let's go.
The fifth one is "tutorial".
Yes, thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Now, we've seen four of them.
Yes, yes.
I think our driver is probably the youngest one.
Among all of us.
Yes, yes.
I'm not sure about his youthfulness.
I'm sorry, but...
What?
Your clothes...
You looked like that.
You...
You looked like that.
The evolution of "t-one" champion is in question.
"tutorial".
How is it?
It's ice.
Can you show me the room?
Excuse me, but can you show me the way to Roppongi Home?
I haven't done it yet and I don't know much about the road yet.
It's okay if you show me the way to Roppongi Home.
Please show me the general feeling.
Oh, is that so?
Thank you.
He's a beginner.
How much hair do you have on your butt?
On my butt?
No, I mean around your butt.
My butt hair?
No, I don't think it's that much.
How much do you have?
I don't think it's that much.
How much do you usually have?
I don't know because I've never seen it before.
How long is it?
Long?
My butt hair.
Your butt hair?
What are you talking about?
Maybe it's really long.
It's not that long.
I thought my hair was long.
Maybe it's a little long.
It's long and there's a lot of it.
Even if you say it's a lot of it, you can't tell how much it is.
But it's full of little things.
You can't see little things, basically.
I don't think it's that much.
It's probably thick.
It's about eight centimeters long.
It's long.
It's really long.
It's long.
There's a lot of it.
Is it fake?
I guess there are people like that.
Have you seen people like that?
I haven't seen it.
I haven't met anyone who has such a big butt.
I don't do that.
Is this weird?
Do you tie your hair with a rubber band?
My butt hair?
I don't tie it up.
Can you tie it up with a rubber band?
I can do it.
Why do you tie your butt hair with a rubber band?
Do you tie it up?
I'm sure you've heard of it.
It's a butt hair.
It's not like girls don't like it.
How about you?
What?
How about you?
It's normal.
Show me.
I don't like it!
Why are you so determined?
Take it off.
I don't like it.
Why are you so determined in a taxi?
I can't do it if you take it off.
I don't like it.
- I don't like it. - Take it off.
I don't like it.
What's your problem?
Why are you so determined?
I don't like it.
Why?
I don't like it.
- Why are you so determined? - I don't like it!
Don't be so harsh!
I'm sure you've heard of it.
It's normal.
Why are you so determined in a taxi?
I don't like it.
You're the one who's wrong.
No, no, no.
Just let it out.
Even if you get here, let it out.
Thank you very much.
Please take it.
It's different from before.
It was pretty good.
You looked like you were laughing a lot.
I'd like to stop laughing, but...
If I had hit a little more, I would have been laughing a lot.
You were laughing a lot, weren't you?
If I were a taxi driver, I would have laughed a lot.
Next, Harisenbon!
Nice to meet you.
That's right. She's a woman.
That's right. Unlike you all, I showed my feminine side.
I tried to talk about common things in society.
Lastly, I tried to show my feminine weapon.
Do you have a weapon?
I have a Gundam in both hands.
In both hands?
I won't say it twice.
One, two, three!
Female entertainer Harisenbon finally moves!
Sorry.
It's raining.
How are you and your boyfriend lately?
Well, it's going well.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What do you usually do?
Usually?
Yeah.
I usually go to a cafe.
I can't go too far, but I eat.
Where do you eat?
I eat at a family restaurant.
That's nice.
Family restaurant.
I want one.
No, I don't.
Boyfriend.
Haruna, you don't have to make songs.
You can do it right away.
No, but I don't meet many people.
You don't meet many people.
Haruna, you're an entertainer.
I think it's nice to meet entertainers.
Entertainers?
If you think about it like that, I think you meet a lot of entertainers.
There are a lot of male entertainers.
For example, Kosugi of Black Mayonnaise.
You get along well with him.
You talk to him a lot.
He's very kind and gentle.
He's a man.
But you're bald.
Wait a minute.
You're making me laugh.
I want a boyfriend.
I want one.
An entertainer...
But you're pretty serious.
Kokoriko of Rendou.
You're using me.
Do you want me to throw you away?
You're throwing me away.
When that happens...
I have an image of it.
What kind of image do you have of it?
Well, let me say it.
I'm not a comedian or anything like that.
Actually, I have someone I want to date.
In the same industry.
I have someone I want to date.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Why did you say that?
I want to date him.
That's not good.
I really want to date him.
He said he was a comedian,
but all I can think of is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
That's funny.
I have someone I really like.
I want to date Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Weapon!
She has a weapon.
I want to date him!
What are you doing?
What do you think of me?
You're so big!
Stop it!
Can you stop crying?
No, I can't.
You're making me worry!
Cry!
It was funny.
It was funny, but...
I cried a little.
I was worried.
Will we stop at the end?
Yes, we stopped.
Let's go, Fujiwara!
You're here.
You're here, too.
We're different from other members
in our enthusiasm for this show.
We've never received
a title like "winner of comedy show".
Oh, right.
"Backing of Conte", "defeated in the semi- final"...
That's right.
For M-1,
we want a title like "winner of comedy show"
that has already passed 10 years of comedy history.
I think Fujiwara is suitable for a title like this.
Yes, he's tall.
Let's watch the video!
Cry!
Will it be the first glory
in the middle of the season?
Fujiwara!
Will it be the first glory in the middle of the season?
It's raining.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
Excuse me for a moment.
What should we do?
It's raining.
Could you show us the Japanese TV in Kojimachi?
It's raining.
It'll rain soon.
Excuse me.
Huh?
What's up?
Today, we're going to use the jet engine.
What's this?
We're going to use the seat belt for your safety.
Yes!
We're going to use the seat belt for your safety.
Wow!
Excuse me.
What's up?
You look like Chitageo.
Huh?
You're becoming more and more like Chitageo with every passing year.
You can't miss this chance.
You're similar to Chitageo.
No, it's not similar.
It's a one-time thing.
It's similar.
I see.
It's a one-time thing.
And Mr. Chairman praised Chitageo more.
First of all, let's go for a walk.
You're strong. You're a power-up for Fujiwara.
If you get used to Chii Takeo, you'll be like him.
You'll be like Yamamoto.
You'll be like Odayuji.
So let's go for a walk.
You don't say "let's go" like that.
I do!
I did a commercial.
- You did? - I did. Try it.
Try it.
Doesn't it sound like a joke?
This,
did you decide it yet?
Isn't it like a joke?
It was small, small, small.
He fell down and got in the car...
He is not a harry gay, but not gay anyway.
Try it with your arms that you are walking.
Try it.
Your arms don't look like you did it in the beginning, just like I said.
- Try to put it together. - Did you decide it yet?
The insurance...
Try it.
The insurance... I think it's too small!
The insurance is too small.
- You said arms, right? - Yes, yes.
You have to decide this.
I think there is a TV.
Hello, ma'am.
Oh, this is mochi.
A little hard.
Are you okay?
I'll eat it.
There is red bean paste in it.
You have to decide this.
It doesn't matter.
It's mixed.
No, no, no.
It's fun.
It's a good quality.
It's a fake.
Can you do something else?
I can't do anything else.
Try it.
No, no.
Don't say you can't do it.
You can't do anything.
Even if you can do it now, you have talent.
Try it.
Mori Jinji is Mori Jinji.
Try it.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
I can do it.
Do it properly.
Give me your heart.
Yes.
Mori Jinji.
I'm watching you.
It's easy.
It's impossible.
I'm watching you.
Mori Jinji.
It's easy.
No, no, no, wait a minute.
It's better to put something like "hmmm"
for the end. Say it again.
There's still TV in there.
Don't look at the room. He's not looking.
He's not looking.
I can't do it.
I'm sincere.
It's not funny at all.
It's scary.
If you do it with this tension, it won't end.
It's scary.
It's better than "it's easy".
Thank you.
How is it?
It's not a joke.
No, no, no.
It's not a joke.
Fujimoto-san was shaking, and Hane-san was throwing,
and it was completely Fujimoto-san's content.
It's bad.
It can't be helped.
You laughed in everyday conversation.
No, no, no.
I'm anxious about the future.
It can't be helped.
If you're anxious about the future...
The last group!
Yama-chan and Com.
Thank you.
I don't know about it.
I'm sorry.
It's funny even if I think about it now.
I think it's amazing.
Really?
The person next to me is not saying anything.
Go, Com. Go.
Go.
Don't say anything.
What kind of situation did the two amateurs create?
What is it?
Take it.
Here we go.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
Here we go.
Please wait for a moment.
- Your seatbelt. - My seatbelt.
Huh?
- Here you go. - It won't go in. Why?
- This one is different, right? - This one is different.
- Which one is it? - Oh, it's this one.
Momo. It's not Momo.
You're kidding me.
- You're kidding me. - You're kidding me.
- Well, then... - Wow!
- From 5 o'clock to 1 o'clock. - From 5 o'clock to 1 o'clock.
- How is it? - Hmm...
- It's not the hottest, is it? - No, it's not.
- Well... - But it's getting cooler inside.
It's getting cooler outside, but it's still hot.
- It's tough to wear long sleeves, honestly. - Yeah.
- I'm wearing long sleeves. - Long sleeves.
- It's tough. - Yeah.
- It's tough. - I'm wearing long sleeves, but...
I don't know if I should wear it depending on the surrounding situation or the TPO.
- This area has changed a lot, hasn't it? - It's getting cooler.
- Yeah, it has. - It's getting cooler.
- It has changed. - This area has changed.
What road is this?
- It's Kofushikaio. - Kofushikaio?
- It's Kofushikaio. - I see.
I don't know what road it is, but I guess it has changed a lot.
- I've been in Tokyo for 20 years. - Yeah.
I've been in Osaka for 20 years.
You've been in Osaka for 20 years.
You're good at not inviting people.
You're a bookworm.
What are you good at?
- My specialty is... - I'm good at everything.
I can't lose to anyone.
You can roll your eyes.
Can I roll my eyes?
You can't roll your eyes.
Isn't it amazing?
He hasn't changed at all.
How about you?
I went to Sazan's last concert.
The last one.
It was really good.
Why?
I thought I like Sazan more than I thought.
Really?
I sang it all.
That's good.
What do you like the most?
I like Miss Black the most.
What kind of song is it?
I can't roll my eyes.
You can't roll your eyes.
I can't roll my eyes.
You can't roll your eyes.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't think I can laugh.
Really?
I think I can laugh.
You can't laugh. You don't use your voice.
Is it all right?
No, no, no.
Just you two.
It's all right.
Of course.
I think I'm stiff.
How old are you now?
I'm 37 years old.
This is...
I'm 37 years old.
This is terrible.
What do you mean?
Are you 30 years old?
I'm 37 years old.
Are you that old?
You're old.
You're always like this.
What's wrong with you?
You're too stiff.
What?
Stiff?
What?
You're too stiff, driver-san.
That's not true.
But you're laughing like a voice actor.
You're not laughing.
You were laughing a lot.
I was laughing a lot and I thought you were funny.
I didn't know you were trying to trick me.
But you two laughed a lot.
You two?
Yes, you two.
You found out about it, didn't you?
What?
I can't win, can I?
Of course you can't.
You know it.
Wazosu-san, please announce the winner!
Yes!
The winner of the first T-ONE Grand Prix is...
Shoot Rial!
Are you happy?
Yes.
Oh, really?
I'm happy.
More than half of the contestants are having fun.
I'm happy.
I'm happy, too.
It's about to start.
How did you do it?!
Yamasaki, who was ahead of his predecessors in the past, challenges the regional opponent Moriman.
We are witnessing something tremendous right now!
Will the depressed people in the back be able to win glory?
Yamanaki-san...
The 12th DVD released in the summer.
The latest punishment game in which all five people challenge.
It is recorded for about four and a half hours including unreleased broadcasts.
It will be released November 26.