AISubs v3.5
The number of Japanese taxi drivers is about 400,000, so is the number of comedy shows on 400,000 streets.
This time, a battle between eight-headed comedians will be held to make those taxi drivers laugh.
And the winner is...
The winner of the most powerful taxi driver to make people laugh is...
Team Grand Prix!
- Well, then... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Thank you for coming today. - You're welcome.
Well, well, it's like that.
Who can make the taxi driver laugh the most?
What do you think of my nervousness?
- I don't feel any excitement at all. - Yes, everyone is doing their best.
- Then let me introduce you to the challengers. - Oh!
Go ahead!
Furusuratteru of Kansai Prefecture, Fujii Wakamaru!
Chikuken of Wakate, Jichou Kachou!
Boso Yabore Kikansha, Jack Manders!
The collaboration of the sun and weeds, Kyu Tamiya!
The new generation of buskers and comedians, Kaori Senten!
And the rest are...
Gakitsuka de Lirajin, Waisens, Kako Reiko, Yamaseki and Com!
That's it for the eight buskers taking a taxi in the middle of the city...
...and trying to make the driver laugh only once!
The winner will decide how many laughs they got in less than 10 minutes!
Of course there are jokes about holding things...
...or shaking and touching the driver...
...but I don't like loud voices either.
Is there a part where you made fun of the driver?
No, there isn't.
I'm serious about it.
I'm fighting fair and square.
Are you all Yoshimoto Industries' gears?
I hope you have a good time.
I hope you have a good time starting tomorrow.
Driver! Driver! Driver! Driver!
The first group is...
Yoshimoto Industries!
I was about to go forward.
Now, let's talk about the top.
To be honest, I didn't know how the driver would react.
I couldn't see him.
I didn't know how he would react, so I attacked him.
Let's see how he reacts.
No, you don't have to react.
If you ask me now, I can't see anything negative.
Let's see it.
I'm going now.
It's dark.
Yes, it is.
It's dark.
I see.
There is Ujimon in Harato, right?
Yes, there is.
I'm going to Harato's shrine in Shinjuku.
He is like this.
Of course, I'm going to Harato's shrine.
Is it crowded?
No, it's not.
Really?
Are you feeling well?
I'm not sick anymore.
Really?
Am I sick?
No.
Can I turn off the light?
Yes, you can.
I see.
I'm not sick.
I see.
By that day, my condition changed a little bit.
Do you know this story?
I know this story.
I heard that you only have 3 or 4 days to recover.
That's what I said.
Do you know this story?
I heard that you only have 3 or 4 days to recover.
That's what I said.
By that day, my condition changed a little bit.
I'm not sick anymore.
By that day, my condition changed a little bit.
I'm not sick anymore.
If you have time, you should go to Shinjuku.
Shinjuku is straight ahead.
Shinjuku.
Shinjuku is straight ahead.
I think I've heard of it.
When I'm not feeling well, I go to Shinjuku.
You should go to Shinjuku.
Is that necessary?
I wish we could say it like we do now.
- No, it's not. - It's too much.
- It's too obvious. - I can't do it with my face.
- Yes, yes. - I can't do it.
- It's obvious... - It's too much.
- "Shinjuku magi nigeki maesu". - I can't hear it.
- My mind and heart are shaking. - I can't do it.
I'm done.
Is it okay?
- It's working. - It's working.
Oh, it's over.
What did you say at the end of "chococho"?
"Tocho", you said in Shinjuku.
What did you say "chococho"?
I said "chococho".
You said it yourself.
I don't know if you said "Shinjuku" or "please", but you said "Shinjuku chococho".
No, you said it!
- No, you said it! - I told you!
You said "chococho"!
- No, you said it! - I really said "please" until "Shinjuku".
You did, right?
- So, if you're in a good mood, say "please" until "Shinjuku". - I'm not in a bad mood.
- You said it! - No, you didn't!
- You said something like "chococho", so I'll say "chococho" to you now... - No, you said "chococho" before.
I thought I couldn't eat it, but I broke my tongue and face with my own hands.
Yes, it's over.
There's no objection, right?
There's no objection, but it's the first time I've seen Kokoriko talking to each other for so long.
More, more.
Now, let's go with number two.
Let's go with "Homemade".
Now, looking at that, how was it?
To be honest, I was simply scared because I couldn't see the reaction.
Scary, isn't it?
It was like, "plop, plop, plop, plop," and all kinds of things.
It was like that.
Let's go.
Here you go!
Will Tokyu-tei's duo play explode?!
Let's find out!
Which way are you going?
I'll go this way.
What's with you?
Don't mess with me.
Oh, yes.
Sorry.
Don't mess with me.
I'm sorry.
You're a joker!
Not yet! Not yet!
Not yet!
You're a little tired, aren't you?
Let's do some idling.
You're still holding on to me!
You're so heavy, really.
I'm not heavy at all.
No, really.
But, really, the city has changed.
What's changed?
- It's cool. - Right?
- You can't see it like this. - I can't see it like this.
When you said "it's like this", I went into the tunnel, so I can't see it.
- It's cool. - You're so polite.
I want to earn 100 million, 200 million.
- If you had 100 million, what would you do? - If I had 100 million, what would I do?
- Suddenly, 100 million yen. Without tax. - Yeah.
Someone came and said, "I'm Satoshi Inoue."
- "I'll give you 100 million this time." - Yes.
- "Use it however you like." - Yes.
- "I'm listening, I'm listening, I'm listening." - "What should I do with 100 million yen?"
- "I'm listening, I'm listening, I'm listening." - "What should I do?"
- "I'll split it in half." - "I'll split it 50 million each."
- "I'll split it in half and line up." - "I'll split it in half and line up."
I'll split it in half and line up.
- "I'll split it in half and line up." - "I'll split it in half and line up."
- You missed your chance. - You missed your chance.
- It's important when you're stopped. - Yes.
- Hurry up. There's no time.
- If you had 500 million... - What?
- You're kidding me. - If you had 500 million...
This is scary.
I can't stop with 50 million yen.
You will want 60 million yen.
I want 50 million yen and 10 yen.
What is that?
No, it's not that kind of money.
Are you talking about Japanese currency now?
What is that?
I want 50 million yen and 10 yen.
Then I will give you 100 million yen.
But there is a time limit.
If you don't use it all in that time,
only the amount you use will become your debt and come back.
That's the law.
This time, when I said it,
there was a person named Satoshi Inoue.
What kind of person?
I can't even imagine.
He is so muscular and strong.
I can't even be careful of him.
I can't be careful of him at all.
He is so muscular and strong.
I can't even be careful of him.
He is about twice as muscular as me.
I can't even be careful of him at all.
He is so muscular and strong.
He is about twice as muscular as me.
His legs are thin.
His legs are thin?
Yes.
Don't worry about it. I'll ask him about it.
Why do you have thin legs?
Don't you remember me, dear man?
He is the one and only.
If you give me 50 million yen, I'll buy you a car like this.
50 million yen?
If you give me 50 million yen, I'll buy you a car like this.
No way.
What? I'll buy you a car like this.
No, I won't buy you a car like this.
I don't need 50 million yen.
I'll buy you a strawberry pocket.
Hey, listen to me.
Hey, shut up.
Listen and watch.
You're getting in a bad mood.
You're being too serious.
What are you saying?
No, no, no, Mr. Maruo.
I'll change my words later.
It depends on the driver.
He was a pretty active driver.
You're laughing too much by yourself.
He started introducing himself.
It was mostly conversation in the car.
It was like, "Why don't you come next time?"
That's right.
I was most surprised by that old man's face.
Now, let's listen to the drama.
Thank you.
We're a lot of taxi drivers.
There are a lot of drivers who say, "You're funny as usual."
That's right.
It's not like I cut out my daily life and turned the camera around.
You're pretty confident.
Self-proclaimed amateur killer, Black Mayonnaise's ability is...
Driver, driver.
It's not like that.
Is it?
I'm going to die.
Kojima-chi.
Kojima-chi?
Kojima-chi's Japanese TV.
Thank you.
No, but...
It'd be cool if you came to Osaka.
It's cool.
Osaka is...
You can still go out there.
It's hot there, and there are old ladies walking around naked.
I haven't eaten ice cream since I came to Tokyo.
Ice cream...
Osaka is...
Everyone is naked and eating ice cream.
That's all you say!
Since it's hot.
Since it's hot, everyone is naked and eating ice cream.
I want to go back to Osaka.
Huh? We haven't been there yet.
We haven't.
What about it?
There are a lot of foreign companies in Tokyo.
There are a lot of luxury companies in Tokyo.
But you have one, too.
You have a BMW, right?
It's not a joke.
It's a joke!
It's not a BMW, right?
It's a BMW, right?
You should buy one, too.
You should buy one, right?
Spencer with acne.
It's a joke!
It's not a joke!
It's a joke!
It's not a joke!
It's a joke!
It's not a joke!
You should buy one, too.
Me?
Yes.
Which one?
Volkswagen.
It's Volkswagen!
It's a joke!
You should buy one, too.
Really?
What should I buy?
Virali with acne.
It's Virali!
What's with you, Virali?
Acne Virali!
You're too much!
Hey!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You've been eating beef bowl a lot lately.
It wasn't like that before, but you've been eating beef bowl all of a sudden.
Beef bowl? What beef bowl?
You like it, don't you?
How do you know?
You're watching, aren't you?
- He's listening. - He's listening.
What beef bowl did you eat with Nagaiko?
Oh, it was sukiyaki.
This is important.
Oh, it's sukiyaki!
- Where? - Over there, on the left.
It's true!
If rumors are true, it's sukiyaki.
He's listening, he's listening.
Oh, sukiyaki?
Oh, it's Mihi's beef bowl.
I've been eating sukiyaki since I was little.
If you say you ate sukiyaki, doesn't that mean you can't eat sukiyaki?
Doesn't that mean you can't eat sukiyaki?
No, it doesn't.
It happens a lot in life.
You say you ate sukiyaki and it passes you by, but you also say you can't eat it.
Say something.
What?
Say something about my life right now.
I'm terribly bored.
I'm really bored.
My life is...
This is...
This is terrible.
I still have a chance of revenge.
What is this?
What are you doing?
What were you doing?
I was wondering why you were so desperate to stop that driver.
That's right.
You're right.
Who's angry and yelling at me now?
Kento, stop it.
You're desperate!
You can't do that!
I could see the next car coming.
What?
You're desperate!
What does desperate mean?
You're desperate!
Shut up!
Are you going to stop it?
I know you're weak and need to make money.
I could see it.
The sleeping lion finally wakes up.
License!
May I come in?
Yes, of course.
Which one?
Let's go and see.
Will he laugh at me?
You're in a taxi, right?
Yes.
Do you ever get off at the wrong destination?
Sometimes I do.
Sometimes you do?
Sometimes I do.
But...
Not that often.
Not that often?
At first, you don't count.
You're too camera-shy.
I'm not that kind of taxi driver
I'm not that kind of taxi driver who gets angry that easily.
But...
But you're in a taxi, right?
You said you're a regular passenger of Meguro...
I know you're asking.
You're asking.
Yes, I see.
Wait a minute.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, I understand.
And we're saying, 'Are you okay, Augman?'
Well, we're laughing, but we can't really see anything.
We're walking at full speed,
and we're stopping at a traffic light,
and we can't see anything,
because of the driver,
but, of course, we're on this speed German car,
and we're like, 'What's the driver doing?'
But the driver said, 'It's green.'
And we're like, 'Oh, I'm sorry.'
And we go at full speed again.
It stops at the next traffic light, but it doesn't move again.
What are you doing?
The full moon is very beautiful today.
What?
Full moon?
Full moon.
I was looking at the full moon.
The full moon is very beautiful.
It's very round.
Oh, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, no, oh, no.
It's full moon.
It's like an abyss.
You're Meguro's guest?
I'm not Meguro's guest. I'm Ebisu's guest.
I'm really mad.
The purpose is different and the fee is high.
You're crazy.
I'm not Meguro's guest. I'm Ebisu's guest.
You sound like him.
But you're better.
Really?
A few years ago, when I was driving, I had an accident.
The driver in the car in front of me hit his head and passed out.
He was driving on a downhill road.
The driver in the taxi in front of you?
Yes, he hit his head in the car in front of me.
I went to talk to the driver in the car in front of me.
The meter didn't go up at all.
When I got home, I told the driver in the car in front of me that I didn't get hurt.
The driver in the car in front of you may have passed out, but I thought the meter was going up, so I called you.
I called you because I thought you might remember my name.
You called the company?
Yes, I saw your name.
Your name is Noboru Saka.
I'm Noboru Saka, a young actor who was born in Nagoya.
You're talking like a comedian.
But it's true.
What is it?
It's a joke.
I'm sorry.
It's quite a line, isn't it?
I could see his breath a lot.
It's quite rare to see the breath of a taxi driver.
Next week, RIMAN GRAND PRIX, a fierce climax!
Against a tough and strong taxi driver,
Four challengers remain who will show their talent!
I want to go out with you!
Which duo will win their first A Cup in RIMAN GRAND PRIX?
How did you do that?!
Yamasaki, who has lost all his previous matches, challenges Moriman.
We're looking at something really good right now!
Will they be able to win an A Cup if they fall behind in the second round?
Yamaguchi-san!
Sensei!