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The Beijing Olympics were held in August.
Kitajima Kosuke, start!
The gold medal in Kitajima's world record is new to anyone's memory.
And here is another man challenging the world record.
Sometimes I ask Takeshi to do it for me.
But I don't know if I can do it in one hour.
Endo Takeshi, you know him, right?
He's been active in many ways.
But it only took him 30 minutes to record everything.
I've never seen anyone do it in one hour.
So I want to make a world record with Takeshi's impersonation.
Can Endo Takeshi keep impersonating Takeshi for an hour?
"3600 Seconds of Miracle", Endo Takeshi challenges the world record.
But first of all, this is another reckless challenge.
Yes, there are many challenges in the world.
But I think this challenge is very reckless.
What do you think about this?
When I first said this, I didn't know if I could do it or not.
What about you, Yama-chan?
I think it's hard just to talk for 60 minutes.
I see.
I don't know if it's okay.
He's a calm person.
Really?
He used to call Tokyo Walker in the dressing room.
I thought Endo was going to do it.
Can I call Endo?
He's already standing by somewhere else.
Endo!
Good evening.
Is everything ready?
Yes, Downtown-san, Hashime, Yamazaki-san, my partner Tanaka-san and the staff, thank you very much.
I'm worried if it's really okay.
This is something we haven't done in B's Takeshi- san either.
That's right.
There is only one rule for this challenge.
No more than 10 seconds of silence is allowed.
At that point, the challenge will be a failure.
And then, in the last 5 minutes, they will head to the studio.
In front of the members, the world record will be achieved.
Takeshi-san, I think you'll be silent for more than 10 seconds.
Cheers, please!
Wow!
The deadline is just around the corner.
That's right.
It's always like this, isn't it?
It's this time of year.
I'm sure you're curious about the change of seasons.
Endo, who has no means of communication, cannot predict what will happen in the studio.
Endo Takeshi's lonely battle opens the curtain.
It's about to begin.
Here we go!
Tank!
All right!
How many times do I have to tell you, Duncan, you bastard?!
Huh?!
You haven't rested at all, Duncan!
What's wrong with you, you bastard?!
What's wrong with you?!
If this happens, we won't be able to do anything.
We won't be able to help you.
Do you know who you are?!
Are you Takeshi?!
Huh?!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
You bastard!
When I'm done with work, it's only natural for me to turn the car around.
You often get out of the car earlier than you think.
Is it important?
That's right.
I usually get out of the car when I'm suffering.
You know, you're talking a lot, but can you do it at this pace?
No!
Do you know who you are?!
It's too much.
Turn the car around!
I'm waiting for you! Turn the car around, you bastard!
Turn the car around!
Hurry up and turn it around, you bastard!
Can you do it all the time?!
You can turn the car around, right?
Oh! You're asking me to turn it around, you bastard!
I can see the time while you're doing it.
You don't have to turn it around.
Why are you asking me to turn it around?!
You're asking me to turn it around!
I've been taking care of you since you were little, you bastard!
Huh?!
You've been taking care of me since I was little?!
I don't know, you bastard!
Turn the car around!
First, you have to turn the car around.
Turn the car around.
You have to turn it around.
It's all love and comfort.
Don't ask for it yourself!
You're asking for too much!
What are you doing with my car!
What do you think you're doing?
What are you doing with my car!
Get in the car!
What is it?
I don't know anything about it.
Who did this?
Get in the car!
What are you doing with my car?
Mentally and mentally, it's definitely not a good state right now.
But if you look at it, you must believe it.
I'm telling you to turn the car around!
It's a car!
I'm telling you to turn the car around!
Turn it around! Hurry up!
This is pretty tough, if you think about it like that.
Do you have a little bit of time?
Order an ice coffee at Konjakuen.
Taka!
T.M.C. is there.
Taka!
I'm telling you to order an ice coffee there!
Taka-san hasn't ordered an ice coffee yet.
Dangan, turn the car around!
Taka, hurry up and order an ice coffee, you bastard!
Hurry up and order it, you bastard!
Order it from the forest, you bastard!
You said you didn't need to turn it, but why?!
I'm not letting you go home, you bastard!
What are you sitting on, Duncan, you bastard?!
If you have time to smoke, turn the car around, you bastard!
Turn the car around, you bastard!
Well, it's been ten minutes, and I've raised the price a little.
I think I've heard of it.
The person who suggested this challenge is said to be a supporter of Endo.
Oh, I'm grateful for that.
Let's take a look.
Yes, yes.
A message of soul for Endo.
Hello, I'm Kunihiro Matsumura.
I see.
The first person to impersonate Takeshi, Kunihiro Matsumura.
Endo, who has a talent that Mr. Takeshi himself praises, sends an air ball to Endo, who aims for world domination.
I've been impersonating Mr. Takeshi for about 20 minutes in the past, so my voice has changed and it's hard for me.
No, I don't think everyone thinks they can impersonate like me.
Endo, I'm happy you impersonated me like that!
Oh, oh, oh!
If I could impersonate this old man, I'd be a real impersonator!
The next message is...
Hello, I'm Takeshi Nishioka.
Endo, who has a talent that Mr. Takeshi himself praises, sends an air ball to Endo, who aims for world domination.
I moved in last year, and Chiaki and Endo bought the room I moved in. Chiaki was very enthusiastic about it, wasn't she? However, there was a sad farewell less than a month later.
I'm aiming for world records! Please let me see Chiaki one more time!
I'm waiting for you to turn the car around or something.
Turn the car around!
What is it?!
Where are you, you bastard?!
What?!
The car is already turned around, you bastard!
Hurry up and do it!
Oh, I see.
Hurry up and do it, you bastard!
What happened to the ice coffee?
You know what's going on, don't you?!
You bastard!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
He can't get in.
Hurry up and do it, you bastard!
Turn right there, you bastard!
Why are you turning left?!
Turn right there, you bastard!
Hurry up and go to the bar!
You always...
You always go to the bar, you bastard!
Shut up, you bastard!
Don't be stubborn, you bastard!
Why are you turning around like that, you bastard?!
Wait a minute! Stop it, you bastard! Stop it!
It's down.
Turn right there, you bastard!
Why don't you just stop the car here, you bastard?!
Open it, you bastard!
Duncan, open it, you bastard!
Open it first, you bastard!
Stop it there, you bastard! I'm recording it, you bastard!
Shut up, you bastard!
Duncan! Stop the car!
Why can't you stop the car this time?
Not this time, I don't know!
Don't make me angry, you bastard!
Hurry up, you bastard!
Catch me, you bastard!
He's finally caught up.
Now, we have a letter from Endo's mother.
Kiyo.
Yes.
Let me read it for you.
To Shou-chan.
How are you?
It seems like you can't come back to Osaka recently.
I'm looking forward to seeing you on TV every day.
You've grown up to be a great adult.
When you were a child, you often drank your father's wine.
Once you drank your father's wine, you couldn't get away from him.
You grew up drinking your father's wine.
Your mother was healed by giving you your father's wine.
And this time, you challenged Takeshi's impersonation.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, really.
I never thought I could be Takeshi for such a long time.
Don't give up until the end. Do your best.
Kiyomi.
I see.
Yes.
She drank her father's wine a lot.
That's right.
I see.
It seems like she prefers drinking it now.
Well, for now.
Why don't you bring it?
Hey, what's this?
Hey, Duncan! Bring me the menu!
Oh, the menu!
Duncan's menu!
Oh, it's in the store, right?
It's in there.
You should have brought Duncan's menu!
I didn't bring any menu at all.
You're only drinking it raw, you bastard!
You can't eat it raw!
You can't eat it raw, you bastard!
Mimata, you bastard!
Oh, Mimata's here, too.
Mimata, eat up, you bastard!
Mimata is usually like that, you know?
Hurry up and bring me the menu!
You guys!
You bring me the menu!
The menu...
You don't know about the menu, do you?
The store owner brought me the menu!
Now, let's sing a song for Endo and Yama-chan, who are working hard.
Only the number of tears can make you stronger
Like a flower blooming on asphalt
Don't be afraid of anything now
Tomorrow will come for you
So, we are going to wrap up this show.
You are lying.
We are going to wrap up.
Hurry up and call me, you bastard!
You are doing it too much.
I don't care what you are doing.
Hurry up and call me.
I'm sorry.
Hurry up and call me!
I'm half way there.
Hurry up and call me.
I'm done with you.
Turn the car around, you bastard.
Turn the car around.
I'm going home.
I'm done with you.
Turn the car around.
I'm going next.
His voice is just like Endo's.
That's right.
It's perfect.
Now, my partner, Tanaka...
Tanaka?
He is writing a letter for Endo.
Yes.
It's my first time writing a letter for my partner.
I'm worried about what I'm going to write.
Excuse me.
Okay.
To Endo
Endo is...
Apart from the school you chose, all schools were qualifying for the top 5.
You did so well, and you will surprise me again.
From Tanaka Naoki.
Mmm, I see.
Well that's different from us.
Well, Endo may go a little further than you think...
It's either you didn't tell Shiranosuke-san and paid him the penalty yourself...
I think it's super sacred, but it's a high-level challenge, so it's a challenge that can only be done.
Dunkan, put in a song.
Why the hell are you singing medley, you son of a bitch?
Hurry up and die, you!
Dunkan and Taka should sing together, you son of a bitch!
Why the hell are you singing medley, you son of a bitch?
Huh?
Come on!
They're coming one by one.
It's almost there. It's time for them to do their best.
Mori!
Mori, you'd better pay me for this gig.
I won't pay you. I won't pay you.
You came here with such a boring band.
If I were you, I'd beat you up.
What the hell is this?
You're really going to kill me.
From now on, we're going to do sports.
Let's do sports together, you bastards.
That's right.
Don't do it. You'll get shot.
Do your best.
It's almost there.
It's okay.
It's okay for today.
It's okay.
You're right.
It's okay.
Hello, I'm Masayuki Mori, the CEO of Office Kitano.
The CEO of the company and also the producer of Kitano's movie 'Latsuan' sent Endo these words...
This time, Endo of Kokoriko will try to break Takeshi's time record.
So I'm very happy about this.
By the way, now...
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It's very popular and highly rated by critics.
Please watch 'Achilles and the Turtle' including the meaning of 'don't miss it'.
Thank you for quietly promoting the movie like this.
We're still working on it.
I see.
But...
But it's amazing, isn't it?
What's up with you, you bastard?
You're in trouble.
You're down again.
You're down.
You're standing up, but you don't seem like you're dying.
You're alive.
That's impossible.
Let's all read books together.
Let's stand up and read books.
Now, it's almost five minutes.
Let's go to the starting line.
Oh, I see.
A lot of things will come in, you bastard.
Bastard.
Do you understand, bastard?
Now, it's about time.
That's right.
All right.
Now, it's the last five minutes!
Here it comes!
Go for it!
Go, go!
It's the last five minutes!
Will it work?!
What do you think, everyone?
Go for it!
What do you mean, "go for it"?
Hey.
Duncan, you turned the car around first.
You turned the car around first, you bastard.
Now, it's the last five minutes!
Go for it!
What's with these bugs, you bastard?
There are a lot of bugs.
You can feel the envy of Endo.
Yes.
Endo and I are very close.
We're being supported by you, Duncan.
Yes.
Now, it's really just a little more.
Yes.
Now, for you to use up your last strength and work hard, let's sing one more song!
Yes!
At the moment I took a step back, I saw your gaze clash.
You remember the excitement of happiness, don't you?
I fell in love with the season that's passing by.
You're smiling, aren't you?
Don't lose, just a little more.
Run through it until the very end.
No matter how far apart we are, our hearts are together.
Don't ask questions, just dream.
Don't lose, just a little more.
Run through it until the very end.
No matter how far apart we are, our hearts are together.
Don't ask questions, just dream.
Hang in there! Hang in there!
It's almost over!
Will it be in time?
What are you looking at?
Hang in there!
What are you looking at?
It's burning!
End!
That's it!
Your voice is not as pleasant anymore.
I'm not talking anymore!
Hang in there, Colonel!
Hang in there!
End!
What is this?
What is this weird pose of yours, bastard?
What is this you bastard?
It's coming!
Endo! Endo!
Just a little more Endo!
Just a little bit more!
Just one more minute!
Little more!
What is this you bastard?
What do you mean you work out hard you bastard?
Duncan, you bastard, look at at this and study you bastard!
Tell Qiu Yi nicely you son of a bitch!
What is this you bastard?
You are always doing itelf you bastard!
Who are you?
You are not Miyane!
Let's do a countdown from 10 seconds ago.
What are you doing?
5 seconds left.
If you're not good at counting, you're crushed!
What are you doing?
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Thank you!
Endo Kageshi's world record!
How did you do it, Endo?
You did it!
How did you do it, Endo?
Thank you.
This is amazing!
You did it! You did it! You did it for an hour!
Thank you!
Thank you, you bastard!
I really did it for an hour.
I really did it for an hour!
You did it! You did it!
I'm not going to let you fool me!
You did it! You did it!
I was wondering if I should stop in the middle of it.
That's right!
I'm a dunker, but I don't drive at all.
In the end, that's what it is.
You should have brought the menu, too!
Yes.
I thought that people in the store should have brought it.
I was in a bit of a difficult situation.
Oh, that's what it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to make a DVD of this without editing it.
You're going to give it to Endo?
I'm going to give it to Endo.
I'm going to leave it somewhere for viewers who want it.
That's right.
Thank you for your cooperation, Mr. Takeshi and everyone involved in "Office Kitano".
"Dakidotsu Time News"!
The latest "punishment game" that all five of you played!
It's been recorded for about four and a half hours, including unreleased broadcasts!
It will be released on November 26th!
Hey, Yataro!
Yamasaki, who was ahead of his time, challenges Moriman, who is behind him.
We're seeing something tremendous right now!
If the people of West Romia are born, will they be able to win glory?
Mr. Yamanoki...
Yataro!