AISubs v3.5
No, it's from Bosch.
It's from Yamaguchi.
The other day, it was snowing.
It was snowing.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I'm making bromide and singing it.
Instead of making bromide, you're discussing it with the staff.
What's that? Where are you selling it?
No, it's in Harajuku.
Harajuku.
You're lying.
You're selling it in a shop in Nikitereba.
You can't sell it in Harajuku.
I'm not selling it now.
What are you talking about?
It's from Matsumoto.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
I've seen this pattern several times.
Again?
It's that pattern.
I forgot about it.
Let's just look at the map and go.
Let's read it just in case.
Let's read it just in case and go.
I'll read it.
An old-fashioned comedian who doesn't understand anything about life like you four
is just acting like a high school student who just learned about life in front of you four.
Therefore, who is the real technician, king of war beasts and war beasts?
Every now and then, it occurs to me that
in the designated place on the map,
Kitagiri city, Matsumoto city,
Tateyama and Tatsuaki's emperor and Umemura's house are all written there.
Tateyama and Tatsuaki are Buddhist.
Yes, they are the birthplace of Buddhist Japan.
Umemura's house and Tateyama and Tatsuaki's emperor's house are written here and there.
It may not be here.
Yes, it may not be here.
It's in Dandenji city.
This person sends me this sentence, but the result is always "don't do" or something like that.
That's right.
I couldn't see it even with my waist shaking the other day.
It's rude of you.
How do you win?
How do you do it?
Is it close?
It's there.
No, it's not.
Come on, let's go there.
It's right there, isn't it?
I'll wait for you.
Come on, let's go there.
He's fast!
He's really fast.
Until now, this opportunity has challenged men's skills across the past.
This time, men's skills have been gathered and a serious match has been held.
What will happen in the sixth match?
It's here.
It's small.
It was right there.
It's really close.
One hundred million one.
One hundred million two.
One hundred million three. One hundred million four. One hundred million five. One hundred million six. One hundred million seven. One hundred million eight. One hundred million nine. One hundred million ten. One hundred million eleven.
Are you okay, kid?
You're here.
I'm here.
I can't help it. I've seen you everywhere.
I don't care about you, kid.
Every time you call me, I'm barely here.
That's right.
You're really useless.
No, you're really useless.
But you haven't been sucking your nipples lately, have you?
I haven't.
I haven't sucked my nipples.
You said you sucked your nipples at the end.
That's a bit too raw, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Yamada-kin!
You said you sucked your nipples at the end.
I sucked my nipples.
It was a real nipple at the end.
Don't tell me you're lying.
Well, a week ago.
Are you serious?
It was a cliffhanger.
Wednesday.
A cliffhanger last week?
Yes.
I see.
When is Endo coming back?
No, we're not coming back at all.
When is he coming back?
We're always alone.
When is he coming back last?
Last?
Yes.
A little while ago, in Gotanda...
For about three days.
You're lying!
Sometimes I get sucked in, sometimes I don't.
Did you have a reason for that?
I don't really care.
I'm alone.
You don't care?
Well, before that...
What?
Open the curtain!
What is it?
You're making this again.
Oh, it's a mannequin.
A match between B-district and Hayazoi!
Either of the star grapes on the mannequins on either side will be sucked in,
or they will jump halfway up and waste their time until they reach the goal!
You can't afford to miss a single one!
Can I touch it?
Of course you can, since you're a woman!
Who wants to go first?
This is going to take a lot of time.
I don't know, but...
Let's go with Endo!
I want to see how good Endo's physical ability is!
Endo is the first choice.
What is the standard time?
All right, Endo!
Yes!
Let's go!
I'm a little nervous.
Oh, I see.
Wow, that's unexpected!
You have to be careful when you cut it, or you'll probably lose it!
It's a little cruel, isn't it?
If you drop the star grapes, you can't eat them.
You can't put them in your mouth.
Sometimes you have to eat them.
We've only been doing this in business lately.
It's a little awkward.
Basically, I'm the type of person who gets killed.
I'm the type of person who puts up the star grapes.
The touch is very gentle.
How is it?
Can I say something?
What is this?
What is it?
This is a little...
It's a little stupid.
However, Endo was able to maintain his own pace more than I thought.
Yes.
Whether this is good or not...
Endo's record is...
Here it is!
Forty-three seconds!
That's fast!
I don't know if this is good or not.
I don't know.
How did you use it?
It's fast.
It's not slimy.
It looks like you were taking it easy.
I see.
It's not that slimy.
There weren't any mistakes, were there?
There weren't any mistakes.
I felt love for each and every one of them.
You felt love for them.
That's right.
At the end of the song, there is an old woman.
I felt love for her the most.
Now...
Is there anyone who wants to go there?
Yes.
How about it?
I want to go there.
Shall we take a look?
May we?
Yes.
Let's go, Yamasaki!
Wow, Zaki!
The second place goes to Yamasaki.
Will Endo be rewarded for his time?
Yamasaki, are you ready?
Yamasaki, let's go!
How about 43 seconds?
Yamasaki, how about this?
Oh, this is not good.
It's a counterattack.
It's too late.
I was faster than this.
But it's not like that.
Oh, but it's like this.
But it might be fast.
Oh, it looks like it's fast.
Endo-san didn't even touch it.
Oh, it's good.
Be kind.
It's good.
But it's fast.
It's not fast.
It's a good match with Endo.
It might be a good match.
How about you, Yate?
What are you doing?
That's right.
It's about five seconds.
What are you doing?
How many seconds?
Oh, it's fast.
Oh, I forgot to say it.
Today's penalty game is pretty tough.
It's always tough.
Let's go.
Be kind.
Next up is Hamada.
Will he show his kindness?
Let's go, Hamada!
Oh, it's red.
Well, Mr. Hamada, go ahead!
Oh, it's red.
This is bad from the beginning.
From the first shot.
He's got a good will.
It's a retaliation.
Wow, wow, wow.
Mr. Hamada is eating!
He's eating!
He's getting his own rhythm.
Could it be?
Don't get it wrong!
In fourth place is Inomoto, who wants to show off his youthfulness.
It's unexpectedly slow.
There are no mistakes.
He shows off his quick movements and makes no mistakes at all.
He makes no mistakes at all.
Next is Fujiwara, his partner.
He's getting his own rhythm.
If I miss even one, it's the worst.
He keeps his speed with his own rhythm and scores!
And he's in the best condition today.
He scores 32 seconds!
How about you, Yuwara-kun?
I think it's someone's tooth smell.
That's terrible!
Sometimes, "Whoa, someone's coming!"
That's terrible!
Stop it!
Wipe it off!
I don't know.
Anyway, Tanaka.
Tanaka, I'm counting on you!
Anyway, Tanaka-san.
If you can stay calm, I think you can do it.
If you look back at it now,
Endo's record is extremely slow.
It's too late.
That's terrible, 43.
43 isn't enough.
That's right.
He lost four games in five matches.
That's enough.
Tanaka keeps losing in this series.
He wants to avenge his wife.
Come on, Tanaka!
Let's go!
That's terrible.
He's good.
He's fast.
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
He can do it.
He made some mistakes.
He's determined.
What will he do?
Is it okay for me to lose?
He's determined.
I'll go again.
I'll go again and come back.
No, it's okay.
I think I've lost my appearance.
It was beautiful.
It was a beauty point.
Was it okay in terms of time?
Let's see.
I don't know.
Let's see Tanaka's time.
Here it is!
Really?
I'm sorry.
The end is too late.
It's 43 seconds late.
It's late.
All of you have 30 seconds.
Do you want me to do it?
Of course.
I'm quite muscular.
I'm also the host.
It's okay.
No, no, no.
Please show me.
Matsumoto, who has missed the last chance,
is aiming for the top.
The last is Matsumoto.
Let's go!
Can I say it suddenly?
Ready!
It's fast!
What is it?
It's a flying.
It's a desperate.
It's cool!
What did I do?
It was a "bang"!
It's cool!
Let's go!
I want to do it.
Ready!
It's fast!
It's cool!
If you two were together, you would have been disqualified.
I think it's about the same score.
One more time, you two.
It's too late!
It's bad!
Be gentle at the end!
It's fun!
It's definitely set up!
What is it?
There's a hard one!
There's a really small one!
It's all the same!
There's no such a small one!
Shall we go from here?
Shall we go from there?
Isn't there a 30-second mark?
No, there isn't.
It's really big!
It's definitely 40 seconds!
Let's go!
There's a hint!
There's definitely a hint!
Is the hint 43 seconds?
If it's more than 4 seconds...
Let's play a three-shot game first!
Here it is!
It's the same!
It's a three-shot game!
All right!
It's a three-shot game!
All right!
It's a three-shot game!
Isn't it your first time playing a three-shot game?
It's my first time!
But it's not like we're playing it twice!
That's right!
It's sudden. Endo is first. Will Matsumoto put pressure on him?
It's sudden! Endo is first! Let's go!
Let's see if he'll break his own record.
That's right. He's done it once.
He's kind.
Five. Five. He's kind.
That's good. If you don't drop it...
What? What are you doing?
He's looking back at it.
He's trying to be funny.
He's trying to be funny on the second try.
How about this?
Endo is slow.
Endo didn't really break his own record.
That's right.
Endo is slow.
I was really fast.
Endo isn't fast.
Endo is slow.
Endo isn't fast.
I'll look at it after you do it, Matsumoto.
I think Endo will break his own record in 40 seconds.
Matsumoto is relaxed looking at Endo's movement.
How will it turn out?
It's sudden!
Matsumoto is first!
Start!
It's sudden.
He's not kind at all.
He's desperate.
He dropped it.
Why did you drop it?
It's not coming out of his mouth.
His mouth is not lazy.
It's rolling a little.
Make a mistake! Make a mistake!
It's rolling.
It's fast.
He's kind.
It's rolling.
It's fast.
5…
What?
What? Why?
He was kind.
He's a man.
All of you are!
He said it twice.
Seriously?
He said it twice.
Really?
It's real.
It's real!
We decided to show you both at the same time
This is Endo's time
It doesn't matter how many minutes or seconds
Endo's time
Ok
Please!
This is Endo's time
Please!
This way!
Please!
This is Endo's time
Please!
This way!
Oh! 38 seconds!
Oh! Endo won!
It's definitely a lie!
We won!
It's definitely a lie!
Matsumoto-san lost!
Masumoto san's punishment is
Screaming "dacchu" with weather camera
It's too late
What's that "dacchu" screaming for?
It's a touch screen
Oh I see
No one is around
Dacchu
Hello
I'm Masumoto Hitoshi
I have a cold
The doctor gave me medicine
My nose is itching
But it doesn't matter
The medicine is...
I'm drinking a lot
I don't think I should overdo it
But it can't be helped
I'll do it
But it can't be helped
I'll do it
"Boyin" is for babies to suck.
"Dacchu"'s "Ginza" "dacchu"'s "dacchu"'s
"Ginza"'s "dacchu"'s "dacchu"'s
"Boyin" is for adults to suck.
"Boyin" is for babies to suck.
"Boyin" is for adults to suck.
"Boyin" is for babies to suck.
"Boyin" is for adults to suck.
"Boyin" is for babies to suck.
"Boyin" is for adults to suck.
Before you know it, you turn your back and turn around, and you're back where you started.
This is the real thing.
Daddy, you're home.
This is the real thing.
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