AISubs v3.5
- So, penguin house. - Yes.
It's cold.
- It's effective. - Yes, it's effective.
- Thank you. - My neck is cold.
- The penguin house is cold. - Yes.
- It may be advanced technology. - Yes.
Oh, shit!
- Wow! - Wow! Who is it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- Wait a minute! - Wait!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Well... - What?
- Chief of the tspolent administration. - What?
- I'm Chief of the tspolent administration... - What's wrong with you?
- You are an ugly, rude man. - What?
- I'm sorry. - You are too rude.
I never meant to say something like that.
- Don't you dare! - You are an ugly, rude man.
- You are an ugly, rude man.
- Ugly. - Ugly, rude man.
- Ugly. - Ugly.
Popular series.
Popular series?
Yeah, there's a past.
It's true.
Me and Naoki.
We're going to liven up this place.
You're right, Naoki.
It's just us.
Okay, Naoki.
It's out.
You can't do wrestling with Butcher alone, can you?
You're on your own.
All of Japan's wrestling.
Why is it all Japanese wrestling now?
I think it's weird.
I want to revive the wrestling we saw when we were young.
Is it weird?
What?
You don't have to say it.
You don't know much about it.
You probably don't know much about it.
Anyway, you can't do wrestling with Butcher alone, can you?
Is that what you're saying?
First of all, we'll choose one person.
As a wrestler.
Butcher wrestler.
What?
What's wrong with you?
I'm not good at explaining, so please help me.
Turn two cards over one by one.
The person with the least total wins.
It's a game of luck.
I'm counting on you.
First card.
It's not good at this point.
- Three. - This is good.
- One step, three. - Let's go.
- You're not good at drawing. - I'm not good at it.
- One more. - It's like a prediction.
- It's a little small. - Mine is definitely "picture, picture".
- "picture, picture". - End.
- "come on, picture". - Good.
- That's normal. - Amana-san.
- "come on, picture". - Okay, okay.
- It's subtle, but still subtle. - It's subtle.
Both are "picture", so it doesn't matter.
- This is "picture". - Yes.
- All right, "picture". - It's true.
- Twelve, twelve. - Zaki-san.
- It's here. - "picture".
- Yes. - Three, three, four.
- It's a little dangerous here. - Let's go.
- Now... - Chinese pot, Chinese pot.
- It's not Chinese pot.
- Yoshinobu-san. - "picture".
- How many are there? - A low voice.
- This level... - This level...
- We're away from it. - This level...
- I'm lower than you. - This level...
- It's already safe. - We're already ahead.
- Let's go around. - Let's go around.
- "picture", "picture", "picture". - "picture", "picture".
- Twenty-five. - "picture", "picture".
- Yes, eighteen. - Yes.
- Wow, amazing! - What?
- The problem is... - Okay, Levo-san.
- You three. - All right!
Here we go, these four people.
- From Ebo-san. - Yes, Ebo-san.
One, two...
- 14. - 14. - 14.
- Yes. - Alright!
- Let's go. - Is Ace coming? - If there're 3 or more, it's fine. - Oh, Ace.
- Yes! - Alright! - Oh, it's OK. - Yes, OK.
- 3, 4... - If it's still 1... - It's scary.
- If it's still 1... - It's not that important. - If it's 2, it's sudden death. - Sudden death.
- Sudden death. But I don't like it. I hate it. - If 1 or 2 comes, it's fine. - Yes.
- If it's 1 or 2, it's fine, right? - Yes. - I think it'll be fine. - It'll work.
- I think it'll work. - Let's say "don". - Let's say "don". - Ready, go...
- Don! - All right!
- All right!
- And with that, Yoshinobu-san has been decided to participate in the stand battle! - All right!
- Yoshinobu-san has been decided to participate in the stand battle!
(Battle of the best of the best)
I'm not wrong.
- He's beaten. - You're scary.
- Fight me. - You're scary.
- You're beaten. - You're crazy.
- You're not in a good mood.
- It's decided.
You met me without flowers.
It can't be helped, can it?
You said you caught a squid.
- Can you hear me? - I can hear you very well.
- I don't want to see an amateur's talent. - Yes.
- Well, that being said... - Yes, yes.
- What is it? - You can't do it alone.
- Because it's not fun at all if you do it alone. - All right.
- Next is soccer ball. - Let's decide on a soccer ball.
The one who keeps the soccer ball over his forehead for a longer time and drops the ball on the ground first is out.
The game is one-on-one losing and winning style.
First, Matsumoto versus Tanaka.
- No practice. - No practice.
- Where should we start from? - Let's start from here.
- Yes.
- Are you ready? - Wow, this is unexpectedly difficult for everyone.
- It's difficult. - Then I'll go. - Yes.
- Ready, go! - Wow!
- You're good at it. - It's very difficult.
- This is very difficult. - It's very difficult.
- Either way, Tanaka was faster. - That's right!
- Start!
- It looks almost at the same time, but Tanaka's hand touches the ball first due to the close distance.
- Yes!
- I can't lose in a game like this.
- Start! - Tanaka can't get the hang of it.
- After this, he lost to Yamasaki and Pamada and lost for three years.
- It's true. - It's true.
- It's true. - It's true. - It's true. - It's true.
Next up is Tanaka vs. Heipo.
If he loses like this, there's no way out!
- I'll do it too. - To Heipo-san...
- But I'll take off my glasses. - Yes, I understand.
- To Heipo-san... - You should take it off too.
- I'm sorry. - Wait...
- I'm sorry. - What?
- It's a little... - A little?
- I'll do it. - Yes!
- Ready...
Start!
- I'll do it. - Yes!
- How do you do it?
- Tanaka, this is your last chance!
- Your opponent is your partner, Endo!
- I'm begging you. - Hurry up.
- Wait a minute.
- What are you waiting for?
- I'm waiting for you to puke.
- Wait a minute.
- Do it! Do it!
- Ready...
Start!
- It's over. - It's over.
- The winner is... - The winner is...
- It's decided!
MOMOTARO
- Please. - Help me.
- Just this once. - I want more.
- More. - Wow, wow, wow!
- What's that? - What's that?
- You're hurt.
- Me? - Who lost?
- Nagano. - Nagano.
I don't want you to lose.
I'm sorry.
But we don't do that kind of traffic.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
You know, Amazon or Amazon...
- Those two. - I can hear them all.
- All right. - So...
- Isn't this a DVD? - A DVD...
- Speaking of which... - Yes?
It's that game, isn't it?
You put a DVD on the edge of the table,
lift it up from below, and catch it with your lifted hand.
If you can't catch it until the end, you're out!
- It doesn't matter anymore. - Yes.
- Just do it. - Yes.
I'll set this up...
I'll do something cool.
- Like this. - You can do it!
Catch it with your lifted hand!
The order of the challenge is as you can see.
So...
- All right, Mr. Zaki. - All right.
All right, Mr. Zaki, would you like to go first?
- You seem confident about it. - No, I'm good at this kind of thing.
- Really? - Yes.
- Here I go. - All right.
I don't know if I can do it.
- That's so lame! - Yes, it was lame.
- That's so lame! - I'm sorry, but it was lame.
- You idiot! Idiot! Idiot! - All right.
- Do it like you're on your second try! - All right.
- All right, Mr. Senko. - Mr. Ebo, would you like to go first?
- All right. - I don't know if I can do it.
- Here I go. - Here I go.
I did it!
- You did it! - You did it!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're amazing! - I knew you'd mess up!
- I love you, Mr. Senko. - I knew you'd mess up!
- I knew you'd mess up!
- Maybe it was too smart of me. - No, it's a lie!
- Maybe it was too smart of me. - Okay, here we go!
How can you say that?
It's too much for you to say!
- I didn't recognize you. - But I know now.
That was embarrassing.
It could have been a penalty game.
That was a penalty.
I took off the tape.
That's embarrassing.
You did it too much.
Wow, what a talent!
That's too much.
That's enough.
That's difficult.
You did well, Heipo.
Only Heipo.
Rotation and...
Rotation and just right.
No way. Mine was the most beautiful.
Sadoki.
OK.
Endo.
OK.
You didn't go up.
No, I'm somewhere up.
No, that was terrible.
Yes, I tried to run without "ohikei".
You...
I'll go.
I want to go up.
If I go up, you two will go down.
No, that's...
I want to go up.
I know.
It has nothing to do with me.
It will go up, Endo.
Yes!
Good luck!
Nice!
Goal!!!
Yes!
Hamada won!
Hamada definitely won!
Mr. Amano is "the destroyer"!
But I can't show my face.
It's the worst!
You can't show your face.
Well, it doesn't matter who it is.
You can't show your face.
The Greatest Martial Arts Games
- Wow! - It's already open.
- It's open! - Wow!
- It's you, Mr. Komada. - You're young and low.
- Mr. Komada. - Yes?
- Can you do something for me? - What can I do for you?
- Can you do something for me? - Yes.
- Then there's only one person left. - Only one person left.
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- Oh! - Isn't Matsumoto-san doing it now?
- No, I'm not.
- Let's use this and choose one more person. - Yes, yes.
- Let's use this and choose one more person. - I see!
- In the cups with water and waves, put one ball in each order.
- If water spills out of the cup beyond the surface tension, you're out!
- As you can see, the order of the challenge is...
- What will be the last one?
- First of all, we'll start with Endo-kun. - Yes, understood!
- Please do it. - It's still...
- Let's spill it out! - Let's spill it out!
- Let's spill it out right away!
- The way you put it in is also important, so it's important. - Yes.
- I'll do it! - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's tough. - Can you do it?
- I can do it! - I can do it!
- If you put your body against the table, you'll probably spill it out. - That's right.
- That's also... - That's also out.
- You've done it! - Ah!
- I'll do it!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Are you okay? - I'll do it!
- I feel like I shouldn't do it.
- Let's do it!
- I can do it! - I can do it!
- You're doing pretty well! - That's right.
- You're doing pretty well. - That's right.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- Endo, run over here! - Run over here!
- I'm not coming back here, never! - Endo, if you clear this, you'll be fine.
- If you clear this, you'll be fine. - I'm going to put my finger here.
- You're going to drink it? - I'm definitely fine. I'm definitely fine.
- You're not coming back to me. - Go!
- Go! Go! Go! - Yes!
- Endo is probably fine now. - Wow!
- I'm absolutely fine now. - I'm not coming back to you.
- Just remember your rights. - Just remember your rights.
- Eppo-san... - Eppo-san...
- Is it over? - Is it over? - Please hold on a little more.
- Eppo-san, it's over now. - Please hold on a little more.
- I'm going! - I'm going!
- This is all wrong. - I'm going!
- Just wait. - Go home!
- Can you pull it back up a little? - It's wrong.
- There's a hole! - Go home!
- Please hold on! - Go home!
Here I go.
But I'm going back.
This is no good!
Yama-chan, you're out of luck.
He said it's coffee, but it's coffee.
Wait a minute.
This is no good, either.
But if Yama-chan goes, it's no good.
He's going to be out of luck.
If you get it wrong, you get two.
This is no good.
Go flat.
I'm surprised.
How did I do it?
Do you want a little bit of it?
Brennen, calm down.
This is no good.
Hit the edge of the cup.
Thank you for watching.
Oh!
Slowly, slowly.
Nice!
All right!
This is the third place, isn't it?
This is a lotion, isn't it?
No!
Is it this funny?
It's coming out. It's coming up.
It's coming up.
Don't move. Really.
Yes, it's coming up.
Wow, it's scary.
This is it. This is it.
Go. Go.
Please. Go.
This is it.
Stop it.
It's the eyes. It's the eyes.
It's the eyes.
If you go too far from the eyes, it will spill.
Are you sure?
Wow!
Come on!
Is it still okay?
Wow!
The water in the cup doesn't seem to spill at all.
After this, third place, fourth place, fifth place and four people are safe in a row.
However, the surface tension is no longer possible.
And the sixth place.
Wow!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm getting used to it.
It's shaking.
Wow!
I'm getting used to it.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Put it down. Put it down.
Wow! It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
Go back slowly. Go back slowly. It's shaking. It's shaking.
No, no, no. This is bad.
This is bad.
This is definitely bad.
This is the end of it.
Even this is round.
I've been saying it for a long time.
Huh?
Is it okay?
Don't call me!
You didn't call me!
It's hot!
Is it okay?
It's amazing.
It's the worst.
It's coming out.
The water is coming out.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Will it spill a drop or not?
That's right.
A drop is not a good excuse.
I know.
This is the worst ending.
But you know it, right?
Yes, I know it.
What is it?
I'll tell you now.
What do you want me to tell you now?
It's better if you put it on.
It's coming out.
Is it okay if you don't use your fingers?
Really?
Is it okay if you don't put your hands away?
The sand will shake.
It's impossible.
I'm scared of it moving like this.
If you put it on and it shakes, it's the worst ending.
It's impossible.
If you put it on and it shakes, it's the worst ending.
It's impossible.
If you put it on and it shakes, it's the worst ending.
Really.
Wow!
I hate it, but say it!
You!
It's sweet and a little heavy.
I don't like it anymore.
But it's definitely going to end.
No, that's right.
I don't like it anymore. My heart is pounding.
I don't like it either.
If we clear this, it's really over.
This is really over.
If we clear this, it's really over, but it's really swollen.
It's really swollen.
My teeth are sticking out.
I'm going.
I have no choice but to go out.
It's not coming out, is it?
The drop is not dripping, is it?
Yes!
Can you still do it?
What is it? I can't stand this tension.
Don't hit your body.
It can't be helped. Don't worry about it.
It was cut off here.
It was cut off.
It wasn't like a TV show.
That's right.
That's terrible.
So, Hey, Folks! We've decided to do "Tiger Jet"!
I'll show you what I can do!
I'm Destoroyah!