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Copyright infringement
Good evening, I am Ishito Matsumoto.
Do you know the word "copyright" all of a sudden?
Copyright is the right to use the copyrighted material independently.
However, in the TV industry, such copyright is clearly deteriorating.
Among them, the most problematic should be the penalty game of variety programs.
The penalty game that we, the "kid's servant", have come up with has, of course, been misused in other programs.
Only in "Taitic" and "Percy".
Therefore, in order to improve the copyright of the failed penalty game, we will make such a new effort.
Effort?
Effort.
We will make an effort.
Even though we did it a little more...
Your face is red.
This time, we believe that you will be able to use the penalty game that we have come up with.
We hope you will not make a new and harsh penalty game.
Of course, it is not a night buzz game.
It is not funny even if it is too loose.
It is an innovative thing.
Is there any evaluation item?
The evaluation item is...
Ease of reaction.
Sponsors...
Don't get angry!
It is important for TV.
And cost performance.
You can do funny things with cheap money.
I see.
And...
This is the most difficult one.
Don't pull F-sauce.
F-sauce?
What does it mean?
I don't know F-sauce because I haven't been on TV yet.
In short, don't pull women.
Don't pull women?
Don't pull.
Lastly, don't eat Chirico.
No, I don't eat it.
I don't eat it.
I really don't eat it.
Even if I go on a summer vacation, I don't react even if I see children.
You don't react at all.
I don't react at all.
I have to think about it.
I see.
This is the reason why I cleared all of them.
I see.
I want to get a copyright.
Let's do it.
You won't quit your license, Yoshimoto?
I haven't talked about it yet.
In the end, I have talked about it before.
It seems like you have talked about it.
You are good-looking.
Come here.
You are good-looking.
You did it!
I will go first.
You go first, Hamada.
This is my first time.
Don't eat Chirico.
I see.
I think Chirico is interesting.
You are right about that.
I like it.
My suggestion for a punishment game is...
Using this piece of metal.
It's not only for Japan, but also as a Japanese tea.
By turning it like this, the kids will have fun.
I like it.
If you turn the metal on top of raw blood...
It's easier to react.
It's a fashion ability.
Experiment File 1. Blood Drill.
This experiment was entrusted to this expert.
This is...
Hosei Yamasaki.
Really?
Let me see it.
I'm scared.
If you think about it, you have to do it.
Someone has to do it.
Mr. Yamasaki.
Please lay it down.
There's a crack here.
A crack?
Wait a minute. If you say it's a crack, does it go in?
It doesn't go in.
It's a simulation.
That's right.
Nervousness runs through the entire experiment.
And before you know it, there's blood.
It's a crack.
I like it.
I don't think it's a shame.
It's an illusion.
But if we spin it, it won't go so well.
This person will do it. Please come in!
This is the spinning expert, Mr. Takeda!
Nice to meet you.
Mr. Takeda will spin it and...
Can you come over here?
Let's look over here.
I'm scared of this.
Now, then...
Penalty game experiment...
Start!
Yay!
That's awesome!
What do you think of it?!
What do you think of it, Master?!
Yamanishi...
He's not moving.
He's not moving!
It was a good reaction.
Really?
It was a good reaction.
Ketsu Drill, which started with a considerable high rating, aims for further quality improvement here.
Wait a minute, is this the only piece you have?
No, actually...
No!
It's a little twisted.
It's like a drill.
No!
It's fine!
Wait a minute, it's really pointed.
It's fine!
What was it like before?
Ah, it's this.
This is a little like this.
Wait a minute, look at this!
It's completely different!
It's fine.
You're taking a step ahead of me.
I'm getting into it.
It's embarrassing, there's nothing.
Wait a minute!
Mejin!
I'd like the same one, please.
Yes, I understand.
It's like a piece of string with a little bit of "jirashi" on it.
It's like, "When will you make it?", and it's like, "Here it is!"
Additional experiment.
Change the shape of the piece into a drill and add more "jirashi".
What effect will it have?
Wait a minute, I'm begging you!
It's too late!
Yama-chan, don't move and don't move!
That's right.
I'll say it.
Now, let's go! Experiment, start!
Good, good.
Okay!
I see.
The drill is now...
Oh, I see.
Oh! It's coming!
It's coming!
This is awesome!
Wow!
It's coming!
Isn't it good?
Isn't it great?
This looks awesome!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
smile
No way!
I did it!
What's happening?
How did you do it?!
That's his first reaction.
I did it!
Stop it!
It's okay.
Are you an alien from Hamamuchi or what?
I did it!
In terms of laughter, Ketsudrill left a perfect result.
However, everything is decided by general evaluation.
Which one is good in terms of items now?
Is it easy to react?
It's not about cost performance, is it?
Well, if the sponsor is like this,
F-sauce may be a little low.
F-sauce is bad, but Chibiki is also low.
F-sauce is also good because Yamai does it and Mokomichi does it.
I think it's the best.
Me, too.
It's the worst!
That was too good.
I see.
Viewers, please look forward to it.
It's an experiment.
I think there will be a lot of similar things.
Then, I will...
Yes.
What do you think, Enno-san?
I will use this one.
Yes.
Onion?
Onion.
Onion is good as a punishment, isn't it?
Yes.
As you know, cutting onions makes you cry.
Yes, I know.
If you cut onions in a sealed space,
what kind of punishment will you get?
I think it will be very exciting.
You won't miss it.
We will make a machine like this.
It's a little expensive.
But it looks interesting and your dream will come true.
There is a machine that automatically cuts onions.
If you put your face in it, it will cut onions.
It's not fun if you don't have a funny face.
Hamada-kun, please.
You did it!
Please.
Really?
Experiment File 2. High-grade onion hell.
What kind of symptoms will Hamada-kun have?
Inomoto-kun, please.
I see.
There is also a CCD.
Let's do it!
Punishment game experiment, start!
Yamazure's high-grade onion hell experiment, start!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I think it's coming now.
I want to go in! I want to go in!
Ready, set...
It's coming. It's coming.
It's like it's sealed.
I can't go in.
I want to go from one place to another.
It's like cabbage's advanced technology.
I see, I see.
Is it okay?
Huh? What's this?
It's like...
What is it?
What is it with this face?
Here we go!
With this CCD...
His face... His face is...
His face is...
If you go around like this...
Now, with the CCD...
Wait! Don't let it come out! Don't let it come out!
Wait! Don't let it come out!
It came out! It came out!
It came out!
Amazing!
It's this reaction.
With this...
With this cute reaction...
I hope it'll go a little better and...
Ah, wait...
Hamada-san's reaction is...
This F-shape doesn't fit!
F-shape...
It's the F-shape that's not fitting...
Like I said, if he says it's not good, it's already over.
Who's next?
I'll go!
I would like to make a complaint, but this itself is a punishment game.
Ta-da! It's a plate.
It's an aggressive complaint.
Complaint during complaint.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Surprisingly, it hurts my neck.
It hurts my neck.
It hurts, it hurts.
There are various things like "muchuchuchu" and "na", so...
You say "na"
You say "bora"
You say "bora", don't you?
No, I said "matsumoto-san".
Well, I improved this pain and made it into a soft plate.
I put on a parachute.
I see.
With this, when the plate falls like this, you open the parachute and put it in the soft plate.
But can you get a reaction?
I think the reaction rate will be a little low.
No, it's a little...
It fell nicely and the plate...
On the contrary.
Experiment file 3. Soft plate dropped.
He was concerned about senior entertainers and made a complaint.
The test subject is 37 years old, slightly middle- aged Endo.
It's a little high.
It's a little scary.
It's a scary height.
There are quite a few.
Can you really open the parachute?
The height of the parachute is a terrible height.
It's a terrible height.
But if it's not this high, it's dangerous because you can't open the parachute.
I see.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of this.
Experiment file 4. Soft plate dropped.
Experiment file 5. Soft plate dropped.
Ouch!
It's up there!
It hurts!
It's up there!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
I saw it opening from above.
It hit when you opened it.
It hurts! It hurts!
It hit me when you opened it.
As soon as the parachute opened...
He got a headache.
But this is also unexpected.
I thought it might be like that, so I increased the number of parachutes.
I see!
One of them can't bear this weight.
Because it's a toy parachute.
By increasing the number of parachutes to three, he will try the experiment again.
His expectations for success will increase.
Is this okay?
It's like the string is tangled.
Doctor, is it okay for the string to be like this?
It's okay, right?
It's okay!
But...
Mr. Yamaguchi, you're always getting hit, and you're not good at it.
It's a little...
Okay?
Okay, let's do it!
Yes!
Then...
Experiment start!
Push it!
No, no, no.
- You two are not matching! - It's not matching at all!
- It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! - It doesn't match at all!
It's not matching at all!
This punishment game didn't have any physical calculation.
What is the result?
But, if I say one thing, the studio doesn't accept it enough.
Even if you don't say it, you can't accept it.
I see.
When did you last laugh like that?
I think it was yesterday or something.
It just happened.
That's what he's like.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Since the rejection of the butt drill, the result continues twice.
A new punishment game has been developed.
What are you doing?
This atmosphere is out of control.
Finally, that man who is his favorite person will give up his name.
Well, first of all.
Yes.
Well, what I want to use is...
Well, it's this.
Oh!
Yes.
Earlier, you know...
Tarairo.
Tarairo. His usual feeling.
I see.
I was wondering if there was a different way of doing it.
I see.
I thought about it for a moment.
That's this...
Top dancer!
It's fun, though.
I hope you enjoy it.
Well, thank you! Appearance!
A dancer?
A dancing dancer?
I put it on the dancer's leg.
A butt drill.
Well, I'd like you to do a head spin.
Oh!
A butt drill.
How about taking a bath?
I see!
What I'd like you to do is...
Yamazaki-san.
What!?
Yamazaki-san!?
Isn't it too much!?
I might be re-used for the future actor!
For the future actor!
Yes!
Senpai, lower your head!
Aren't you lowering your head too much?
Experiment File 4.
Pico-Pico Dancer.
A genius of reaction to the examiner and challenge with the best discomfort.
Now, let's go!
Pikopiko Dancer Experiment Start!
This glass is too heavy.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Can I enter this?
Wait a minute!
This is not a glass!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute!
Excuse me!
Um...
I can kick you, inspector!
No, it's there!
Isn't it there?
Isn't it interesting to break it?
Wow!
Hey, bring me the example.
What? Do you have something?
I have it.
Then, please get on here.
We will put it in.
I see.
It's already prepared.
Well, I don't know if it's possible.
I don't know if it's possible.
Excuse me.
You are so smart.
I'll do it.
I'm scared.
So, what do you think of it?
Let's do like this.
Like this?
Yes, that's right.
Excuse me.
Can you put it in?
I see.
I can kick you as much as I want.
Yes, like this.
Where do you hit?
No!
If you hit now, you will be hit.
If you have centrifugal force, you will be hit.
If you hit now, you will be hit.
You can't turn your back.
Fujiwara is holding Yamasaki tightly.
He can't escape anymore.
I will pull this and sew it.
I will sew it and sew it.
Experiment start!
You can't step forward.
Experiment start!
You can't step forward.
The best!
But it was great fun!
It was fun!
Pico! Pico!
You've grown up!
It was fun!
Speaking of which, I didn't need a Pico Pico hammer.
The perfect reaction was sampled by the Pico Pico dancers.
Expectations for the overall evaluation also increased.
It was fun!
Wasn't it good?
In terms of comedy, it wasn't bad.
Wasn't it good?
Yes!
What did you think of it?
I don't think it was good.
Really?
It was fun.
I don't like it if it was my drink, but if it was warm water...
I can't stop laughing.
Next up is Fujiwara.
What is the punishment for using raw eggs?
There was a punishment for being thrown or swallowed.
There were many of them.
This is a cock board.
I see.
Please wear it.
There is a fastener here.
Put as many raw eggs as you can in it.
I see.
Then close it and hit it with a certain impact from above.
I see.
And when you take it...
It's funny.
I see.
It's hot and delicious.
That's right!
Experiment File 5.
Raw Eggs and Cock Board's Punishment Game.
Who will be the examiner?
I would like the examiner to sit here.
Matsumoto-san!
I really want to take a shower at home.
I want to take a shower outside.
It's autumn now.
You got new underwear, right?
That's right!
If you open your house's closet, you will find new underwear.
There's a lot of underwear!
All of them are from this show!
That's right!
By the way, you don't have any underwear you like anymore, do you?
That's right!
After the experiment file,
raw eggs and the Ministry of Defense's penalty game...
What will be the shocking content of it?
Now, we will prepare an important person who is indispensable for this penalty game.
Yes! This person! Please come in!
This is the worst! This is the worst!
I will now announce the person in charge of this penalty game.
He is the one who dropped his heel and went to Noten Scramble!
His name sounds like "boss".
Huh? What's wrong with you?
No, it's not red at all!
It will be a cushion.
You won't get used to it!
It will be a cushion.
What's wrong with this person?
He dropped his heel.
What's wrong with you?
The number of raw eggs protecting Matsumoto's head is actually 30.
Could it be...
Is it like this?
No, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you has nothing to do with this penalty game.
Now, penalty game!
He dropped his heel and went to Noten Scramble!
Experiment start!
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming, isn't it?
Kurito! Please don't drop your heel!
I told you!
You were told brilliantly!
I want to take a bath at home!
This penalty game is said to be mentally damaging.
With sacred faith, they will definitely take it.
It was pretty powerful.
It wasn't as painful as powerful!
That's for sure!
It's easy to get reactions, not painful, interesting...
As a sponsor...
Sponsor and cost...
Ah, that's for sure!
How is it? Doesn't it feel like I was born?
Next week...
Only at times like this, a gorilla crushes a ring...
Thinking of copyright penalty game...
Even more intense...
Penalty game hell...
New characters appear...
Studio goes well...
Finally, the long-awaited penalty is...
Look forward to it!
What is it? What is it?