AISubs v3.5
- It's rare for a guest to come. - Guests rarely come.
- I rarely come. - Oh, you're here!
- You're annoying.
I'm here to increase viewer ratings.
Annoying!
- What is this? - It's a complete promotion.
- It's a complete... - It's a complete...
Even if it's a lie, you'll get it in your own village.
You'll get it from time to time.
I'm sorry to promote it so suddenly, but...
From August 30th, 20th anniversary, it's in great demand.
It's the best work, so viewers of "Gaki Tsuka"...
Make sure you watch it. Watch it at the theater.
- The cast? - Yes.
- The main cast... - How many people?
- 6.5 billion. - 6.5 billion!
- And the main cast... - 7.3 billion.
- 7.3 billion?! - 7.3 billion!
- 7.3 billion!
- So, Kana-san, are you coming? - Where are you going?
- With Shoji-san. - Yes.
- We're going with Shoji-san now. - With Shoji - san. - Since you're here...
- Everyone's here... - What is this?
- This is... - It's like "Waigohan Gyoizu".
I don't like it every time, but I don't know if you call me.
- Since you're here, let's go together. - Let's go, let's go!
Once you're hooked, you're persistent!
And with that, Toshiaki Karasawa will participate in "Waigohan Gyoizu"!
It's good, isn't it?
It's better than I thought.
It's decided, isn't it?
Not at all.
It's still quiet.
It's about time for me to die.
Wow, a shrine.
It's written there, look.
Ah, "micro wave classroom is closed".
Micro wave classroom...
It's like I'm always coming up.
That's right, it really is.
It has to be a tatami room or something like that.
It has to be a tatami room or something like that for it to be established.
Is there anything we can do about it?
On the contrary.
Hey!
Welcome!
Scary.
You're scary.
You're so scary.
Scary.
You're a little scary.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Hey!
Wake up!
Just now, Mr. Ugami told me to come here with misfortune.
What's with you guys?
Good morning!
The members' feelings were taken into consideration, and we immediately brought in the well-known Kamisho Uchi.
I'm sorry, but...
I don't think there's any micro wave classroom outside, right?
That's right, this time...
Onii-san also failed...
Who's Onii-san?!
It's Onii-san, you bastard!
Ah, I see...
Ah, I see, the micro wave...
When I say "micro wave"...
You guys are so lazy...
It's because you guys' shoes are too big!
This time...
The micro wave classroom...
Yes.
Onee-san, I'm sorry, but...
What is it?
There's one more student today...
Yes, yes.
Ah, I see...
Eh?
Is it spicy?
Yes.
No, it's not spicy.
It's not spicy.
I don't think you know about it.
Thank you very much.
It's like this.
Thank you very much.
This is my sister's name.
Oh, Toyokaze.
Toyokaze.
Toyokaze-san.
When it's about to sell out, she gives me my name like this.
Sister, this is the back.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What is it?
It's a slogan that makes the president happy.
A slogan?
Something like that.
Sister, thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
You're Mr. Kana, so you're Mr. Yakushiya.
I won't treat you specially.
What should people who don't want to do it do?
Go home!
Get out of the studio!
That's not possible.
Get out of the studio!
You're not in the studio!
I'm sorry, but Mr. Yamazaki told me to ask you that.
Oh.
Mr. Yamazaki.
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Your father was permanently arrested for this slogan,
haven't you heard anything about it?
No, I haven't heard anything about it at all.
Yes, I haven't heard anything about it at all.
Huh?
The maiko's hair is pulled,
Kyoto vegetables are taken and thrown away.
He was doing all kinds of sloppy things like that,
so he was permanently arrested.
Yes.
Maiko's items are usually pens.
Oh, yes.
Right?
Yes.
To make it look colorful,
well, maybe it's a tool.
I'm sorry.
Um, how about a hammer?
Yes, thank you.
Um, how about a pen?
Oh, thank you.
How about a pickaxe?
Oh, yes, a pickaxe.
Yes, a pickaxe.
And...
Yes?
Um, how about a kayak?
Oh, kayak.
How about a kayak?
Kayak.
Oh, and you know, you're a newbie,
so I didn't think you'd come today,
so I'm going to use this.
I'm sorry.
May I?
Oh, I'm sorry.
May I?
Huh?
No, you can't.
May I?
No, you can't.
May I?
Yes.
Give it to me.
What?
Give it to me! I'll give it to you.
Give it to me.
Do you want it?
You'd better keep it.
Give it to me!
The function is...
The function of tens and quantities is...
Right?
First of all, it's definitely a group.
Definitely.
The function of tens and quantities is...
What do you think it is?
What?
What? What? What did you say?
I think it's a trunk.
What are you talking about?
It's common to draw like this.
Like this...
It's common to draw like this.
Like this...
It's common to draw like this.
It's a trunk.
The basic of maiko group is "ushaku".
Finally, the practice at the "ozashiki" begins.
Good morning!
This "ozashiki" is a little...
Well, you guys are really early.
Yes.
Matsuyako.
Yes.
What kind of maiko do you want to be?
Well, I want to be a maiko who is loved by everyone.
No!
You want to be a good maiko of "ushaku", don't you?
- Yes, I'm sorry. - I'm going to be...
- "Washigate". - Master. - Master Soyokaze.
- "Washigate". - Master Soyokaze. - Master Soyokaze.
- I'm going to be "Kato" - Yes, master. - I'm going to be "Kato".
Very good! End!
- Yes, master! Sorry! - Is it "end"!?
- I'm sorry, master. - Is it "end"!?
- It's not "machiako" - You're "machiako"
- No, it's "enyakko". - Yes, "enyakko"
- I'm not "enyakko", but... - Yes, "enyakko".
- It's too high, isn't it? - It's too high, isn't it?
- But... - But I'm not "enyakko", master!
- Give me a drink. - Here you go.
- Watch it! - Yes, sir.
Good!
- Don't hold it sideways like that. - Thank you.
- This isn't a bar. - Yes, sir.
- It's a nice drawing. - Yes, sir.
It's amazing that you can even teach.
- Thank you. - Seriously.
- Thank you. - Yes, sir!
- You too! - Yes, sir!
- Let's take a picture. - Yes, sir.
- Good luck! - Yes, sir!
She's quite a woman.
- Can I have a drink with you? - Yes, sir!
What's with the funny way you're going about it?
- Well, you know... - There's a lot of people who'd like to drink with you like this!
- Is that so? - If you get excited over something like this, you'll get in trouble!
You're more of a... you know... you know... you know...
Hey, you guys say it, but don't say "eh"!
This is a good project!
- Here you go, Yamadagi! - Yes, sir!
- Can you do it? - Yes, sir!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
You can use this...
You... stand up for a second!
Stand up!
There's a lot of people who'd like to drink with you like this!
Wait a minute! Get in!
Not yet with the beer!
- Okari! - Yes, sir!
Yes, I'm sorry! I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm not like you guys, so I can't do it.
You're full of excuses!
If it's hot, it's hot!
If it's cold, it's cold!
Americans are all hot all year round!
I wonder how many wise words Japanese people have.
Shall we go next?
Is it over?
Recently, Keihi and Sakuyan are called out.
Bringing food is also an important job of the microphone team.
Keihi, this is the recipe, right?
This.
Yes.
This is the president's favorite...
It's pretty simple, isn't it?
Isn't it?
It's like breakfast in the morning.
Simple?
Can you say that to your dead cell phone?
You couldn't eat anything like this.
The distance to the table for food is 20 meters.
First, quickly serve the salad, which is the finishing touch of the dish.
Quickly cross the average table.
And before you get to the table, finish a simple meal.
Finally, slide down the slide and deliver it to the table.
I'm tired of the president's leftovers, so I'm hungry.
I can't go fast. It's like a demon.
Yes.
First, Hamayakko challenges.
Sister and other members aim for the table first.
Onora!
Ready!
Start!
Go for it!
Hamayakko!
Hamayakko, go for it!
Hurry up!
The president is doing his best!
That's important, that's important!
Be careful!
Cross your heart! Cross your heart!
Eat bread there!
That's important!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Don't get your head away!
Hurry up!
Hurry up! Are you alright?!
Hurry up!
Hurry up! Are you alright?!
Hey, Tamayakko!
Ouch!
Ouch! Tamayakko!
Tamayakko!
Tamayakko, are you okay?
It hurts!
Tamayakko!
Next!
Tamayakko!
You can do it!
Tamayakko!
Please!
Please, please!
Go for it!
Ready!
Go!
You can do it!
You made this movie for this, you know?
Do your best!
Are you ready?
Don't lose to yourself!
Walk carefully!
While moving your feet.
Good, Kanaeko!
Good!
Good, good!
You can do it!
Kanaeko!
You can do it!
Kanaeko, are you okay?
Amazing!
This is almost like a perfect!
Wow!
Amazing, Kanaeko!
I don't want to fly from here!
I don't want to fly!
My butt hurts!
Watch out!
Karayakko, are you okay?
Thank you for waiting for me.
Karayakko, you passed!
Karayakko, you're amazing!
And you, Hamayakko!
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?!
It hurts...
If you keep doing that, you'll never get a job again!
I'm sorry. I'll do my best.
What do you mean, "do your best"?
You're wrong!
This...
I'll pay for it.
No, no, no.
If you don't do it right, everyone will be responsible for it!
Yes, yes, yes.
Next up is Maykohan's night training.
I'm Maykohan, which means I'm a virgin.
From now on, I'll be the president.
You'll be called in from the next room.
You'll say no to that.
Even if you say no strangely,
the president has come and played in many places.
The guards, snacks, cabarets, clubs...
And the last place you'll go is...
I see.
...this dressing room.
You know what I mean.
If you say no strangely, you'll be hit.
Matsumoto!
Yes!
You and you!
All right!
Good luck, Matsumoto!
Good luck!
Matsumoto!
Yes!
Matsumoto's here!
Yes!
Have you gotten used to it?
Yes! I've gotten used to it recently!
I see.
Yes!
How about me?
No...
Um...
Yes, I'm very happy, but...
Huh?
Today I'm a little...
No, I don't care about you.
No, but it's so embarrassing for me...
What are you talking about?
Because you're wearing a bath towel.
No, don't say that!
You can't say that!
A bath towel makes me feel even worse!
Who said you could say that?!
Who the hell are you?!
I'm sorry.
What is this?!
I'm sorry!
You're doing it like a normal person, and I'm doing it like a bad person.
Yes.
Um, ma'am, what is the best way to do it?
If you're like that, I feel sorry for you!
Try it, ma'am.
Yes.
I'll do it for you.
Yes!
Yes, I'll do it for you.
Please show me.
Excuse me!
Thank you for calling me.
See you later.
Um, what is it?
Well, you know...
Let's hold hands and...
No, um, please don't!
Huh?
Um, actually...
My ribs are coming off.
Your ribs are coming off?
Yes!
Um, I have a sword wound on my back.
What?
That can't be!
No, um, it's a lie!
Um, my butt is dirty!
My butt is dirty!
Your butt is dirty, but...
No, it's true!
Huh? Huh?
Um, my waist is working weird.
Please don't!
The practice is coming to an end.
Here, they rest for a while.
I heard you don't have to take out the meat from the tongue, right?
Yes.
I see.
Yes.
Wow.
I'd like to practice a little.
Try it.
Try it with this.
It's a revenge for earlier!
Here you go.
Be careful!
Where are you going?
It's my first time. I always bring a paper cup like this.
It's not always like that!
Do you know?
No, I don't know.
What if...
Kanaka!
Yes?
Can you tell me what you want to say?
I don't know, but...
It's like...
That's right.
I'm sorry.
But what did you drink?
Something like cross chop.
Cross...
Something like cross chop.
Cross...
Something like cross chop.
What about you, Maiko?
What did you drink?
Cross chop.
Are you going out?
No, I'm not going out.
Musunico!
As a maiko, no matter what the situation is, you must go to the ozashiki.
If you say it's today, you'll catch a cold.
It's hot in the summer.
It's windy in the season.
It's that kind of weather.
No matter what happens, you must go to the ozashiki of the president.
Today, you'll do it like it's a storm.
Storm?
Storm!
Who's going to do it?
Oh, that's right!
Karasawa!
He's a newcomer.
Come here for a second.
Good luck, Karayuko.
Karayuko's a newcomer.
Should we do it against each other?
Do you want to do it against each other?
In short, we'll do it like this.
One, two...
Men against men!
Okay.
Men against men.
Five of you will be chosen.
Okay.
Okay?
I'm not looking at you from a woman's perspective.
I'm looking at you from a man's perspective.
Which is more manly?
Manly is better.
If it's like this, Karayuko will definitely win.
The one with the most applause will win.
The one with the least applause will lose.
The one who loses will do this.
First of all...
Karayuko, do you think you're manly?
Yes, up to here. Yes, it's not bad, it's not bad.
Thank you.
Hirando, with this kind of applause,
do you think you're stronger?
Yes!
I lost.
It was perfect.
I thought I'd bring it back to Thailand, but that last clap...
It was like, "Give it back!"
Should we do the storm?
Yeah, let's do it.
Can we?
I'll show you how much I'm risking my life to make you laugh.
Yes, we'll do it.
Okay.
I won't let you do whatever you want.
Okay.
Get ready for the storm.
Okay!
Ready...
Start!
Are you having fun?
We made it to Ozaki-shi.
We're almost there.
Just a little more.
Mom, you're crossing the line!
We're here!
Mom!
Why is it open?
It's amazing.
I can't stop being passionate about it.
Is it over?
No, it's not over.
It's not over.
We still have one last mission.
President...
You know about the fossil?
What are you talking about?
Hurry up!