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In the first episode of "Useless Kids",
whether you sleep or wake up every month,
it's time for "Entertainer Announcement Session"!
This is...
Shut up!
Can't you do it anymore?
I'm anxious.
Five people who are at the top of the entertainment world.
Are there any entertainers who follow them?
In this show, we will conduct a survey of 300 entertainers
in search of a certain entertainer.
Then, the name of 14 new entertainers emerged.
What kind of entertainers will they be?
For a month, they filmed themselves.
500 tapes were recorded.
And tonight, six entertainers will come to the studio.
What kind of entertainers will we see?
But it's amazing, isn't it?
It's the first time they appear in "Useless Kids".
That's right.
It's like "Where are you sleeping?"
That's right.
Let's get started.
The first entertainer is this person.
Echoing Entertainer, Changsu Ohshiro.
Dad! Dad!
Let's find out what kind of talent this entertainer has.
Wow! Why do you have a gun?
I'm a little relieved.
I see.
I'm not Indian, but it doesn't matter.
I don't have anything to worry about.
I'm sorry, but this is my limit.
What kind of echo does Changsu Ohshiro have?
Let's visit Changsu's house.
Good morning.
Changsu.
I don't know if I can make an echo or not.
Thank you. Good night.
After a day as usual, Changsu goes to sleep.
Don't you have a blanket?
What will happen from now on?
Don't you have a blanket?
Oh, I see.
At least get a towel.
I think a bath towel is fine.
I think it's easier to sleep if you put it on the mattress.
I think it's slanted.
You haven't slept yet, have you?
I'm not used to being on TV.
Is this what a different state of mind makes you do?
He can't sleep well.
Excuse me.
It's a little dazzling, can you turn it off?
Talk to me!
After asking for a chance, he turns off the light for a while.
Chance doesn't mean anything.
Then, a change appears immediately.
As expected of him.
It's coming.
Wow!
This is Harata Tour's snoring.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Harata Tour!
Wow!
Don't write it, don't write it!
You're old!
You had a chance!
Don't write it, don't write it!
Don't write it, come on!
Really?
You're writing it so much!
You have a chance!
You have something at home, you know!
That's right!
You have something at home, you know!
You don't have a house like that!
And the ring of a chance reaches its peak.
Wow, that was really fast!
Yes, it was!
Don't drink it!
Why?
You have a great chance!
Don't write it, don't write it!
The ring of a chance is like a beast's scream.
But you were right!
You have a great chance!
My apartment is about to be kicked out.
It's too noisy!
Yes!
The people in this apartment are also noisy, but different people.
Different people are noisy?
The difference between apartments is about this much.
But the girls there say, 'You're noisy!'
They say that.
Please be quiet for a moment.
This guy, including his parents, has been drinking a lot of medicine that suppresses his snore.
You should have refused!
Is it that bad of a medicine?
Yes.
What are you doing?
You're cleaning my stomach!
The next snoring comedian is Oyaki of Takada Corporation.
On stage, he always puts his body forward.
What does this man's snoring sound like?
I can't hear you!
How big you are!
Takada Corporation. What is Oyaki's snore?
It's similar to mine.
Open the door.
I'm coming in.
Oyaki-kun.
Hey, Oyaki-kun.
Are you going to eat this?
If you put it in...
It's Oyaki.
You didn't do it first.
I didn't do it first!
Definitely.
Because he can't sleep, he turns off the lights and starts filming.
What is that?
That pillow.
Oyaki-kun quietly starts snoring.
It's not as loud.
But after this, Oyaki-kun's snore changes.
It's crazy.
It's starting.
It's a long breath.
I can't breathe.
I was about to die.
I have a sore throat.
Are you okay?
Don't do this.
You look like you're in pain.
Die!
I don't like this kind of thing.
It's painful.
Oyakkun's breath looks like it's going to last a long time.
I see.
It doesn't sound like it, but it's long.
It's long.
There's a different pattern for each breath.
That's right.
Do you know this word?
I've been in a show before.
As far as I know about Oyakkun,
I only know that his body stinks.
You're the worst.
Even when I breathe in, it stinks.
I can't stand the smell.
Once, while I was moving on the Shinkansen, I threw up.
Because it stinks?
What I spit out smells bad.
I don't know what it smells like.
As a woman, I might say this, but it smells like the back of my head.
But it's surprising that it smells like the back of your head.
That's true.
Acoustic entertainer, Akapi.
The star of "Takeshi Gundan", who is cool and tells jokes, is the world of acoustics, Namrik.
I'm an acoustician.
I'm an electrician.
I'm a big fan of you.
I'm as good as you Hamatarogos.
I'm an electrician.
I'm a Hamatarogo.
You don't look like a V-man at all.
You don't look like Sadama at all.
You don't look like Chandongon at all.
I'm sorry.
What does the red bell pepper smell like?
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
If you think you've quietly snored, it moves.
It doesn't seem to be in a deep sleep yet.
Then...
What is this?
What is it doing?
What is this?
What is it?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm a little scared.
What is it?
Come, come, it's looking at you.
It's kissing you.
It's loving you.
It's loving you completely.
This is bad.
It's talking a lot.
What is it doing?
This is bad.
Red bell pepper is a talkative entertainer.
I don't know.
You said "Zomahon"
Zomahon
You said "Zomahon"
Didn't you dream of "Zomahon"?
Zomahon
Now, my father-in-law, Mr. Takehi's "Tsukibito"
Tsukibito
Yes, yes.
And the second generation, "Higashi"
That's what I'm doing now.
Oh, I see.
In front of the lord, he's a good boy.
When I get some money, I get excited and happy.
But in front of us, he sleeps in the back of the studio.
He's very lazy.
That's probably why he's like that.
I see.
What's this?
This is...
I usually sell cosmetics.
At part-time jobs?
Yes, at part-time jobs.
Oh, I see.
And my father-in-law...
Look! Look! Fix it!
Stop fixing it!
Sound actor, Dorian G. Hirai-shunsuke.
He's in a comedy duo called "Gorianz".
His tempo is very good.
"Hirai no Ibiki".
"Hirai no Ibiki" Episode 5.
I think it's him.
Yes, it's me.
It's a secret, isn't it?
It's something you can't know for yourself.
But you know it well, don't you?
I once talked about it in a room.
And it happened to be in the same room.
I asked the manager to change it for me.
But he told me to stay in the same room.
At that time, "Ibiki" was noisy.
I slept in a unit bus with a blanket.
I was wondering why I was so concerned about my partner.
It's strange that "it happened to be in the same room", isn't it?
It's not "it happened to be in the same room".
You should have said it earlier.
"Hirai no Ibiki" Episode 6.
What kind of "ibiki" does Dorian's "hirai" write?
It's like a girl's "ibiki".
What kind of "ibiki" does Dorian's "hirai" write?
It's like a girl's "ibiki".
It's like a mother of a big family.
"Hirai no Ibiki" Episode 7.
This is a super car.
As the shooting continued, a fat-specific symptom appeared in Hirai.
What is it?
Will it stop?
It won't stop.
Breathing.
I haven't breathed in a while.
It's stopped.
You're going to die.
It's dangerous.
About one minute.
Welcome back.
It was dangerous.
There are other symptoms like this.
What's wrong?
It's intense.
It's painful.
What's wrong with you?
It's painful.
Will Dorian's body progress without breathing and biting?
His jaw hurts.
He doesn't bite anymore.
I don't like this.
But when he wakes up, his jaw hurts.
It happens.
When I think about it, I once lost my jaw.
When I was in junior high school, I was bullied.
I don't say it like that.
Echoing entertainer, DECACHA.
What is the echo that a healing entertainer shows with intense visuals?
Let's start with Deka-chan.
Deka-chan, it seems like you were hospitalized for various reasons.
That's right.
I didn't have that much money, so I was hospitalized in a six-person room.
And the other five were all old men.
I had a lot of snoring.
I thought it was really noisy.
But I managed to sleep.
And when I woke up, I told the director, "Deka- chan, we're going to move you to a private room."
So we moved you to a private room.
And when I asked you why you were moving me, you said that you heard five nurse calls as soon as you fell asleep.
That's true.
It's all of you!
What kind of snoring does Deka-chan snore?
It's scary.
She snores loudly.
She snores loudly. I didn't know that.
Slow start
I see.
It's a slow start.
It got louder.
Hey, nurse call.
Did it stop?
What are you doing?
It's coming.
What are you doing?
It's coming.
What are you doing?
Do you want to win?
Dekika-chan snores loudly.
And then...
Unexpected sound.
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
I didn't know that.
Why do you snore?
Did you change your snore?
It stopped.
Dekika-chan's snore got louder.
It's heavy.
It's...
Dekika-chan's snore stopped.
Let's say it's on the other side of the sound.
After this, that snoring sound reappeared.
Snoring sound "Onigiri" reappeared.
It hasn't been fixed at all, has it?
That's right.
You went on a trip with Matsumoto-san again, didn't you?
Yes.
Yamazaki-san and Matsumoto-san were staying in the same room.
I let them stay in my private room by myself.
My snoring was noisy.
That private room was a deluxe suite room.
Look, it's like this.
It's funny depending on what you say.
That's right.
His cause of death is that he talks about what happened.
Snoring King, please watch a precious snoring video of "Onigiri".
It's past one in the middle of the night.
"Onigiri" falls asleep quietly.
Then, 30 minutes after waking up, a change appears.
"Onigiri" falls asleep quietly.
Here it comes.
It's like a spiritual sound.
This "amaeteru" feeling is this one.
"Onigiri" falls asleep quietly.
Is it a monster?
Monster! Monster!
What is it?
Monster! Monster!
It's like a human.
Well, that's all for today.
But this VTR is better.
Let me say one more thing.
Normally...
It's like this.
Normally...
Next week, "Onigiri" will be held in Tsuchigiri.
Please look forward to it!