AISubs v3.5
The first "Gaki-no-tsukai-ya-ra-en-de-chiki-chiki- kombi-taikou-geno-jinsei-gemu"
First of all, the members are Kokoriko and Hiroshi!
Jikajo!
Footballers!
And we have a special guest.
These people!
Welcome!
We made a life game today.
I see, I see.
It's well made.
It's well made, isn't it?
It's amazing.
As you all know, there are various orders when you stop.
By the way, this area is like Osaka.
That's right.
I see, I see.
It's like you just debuted.
Each of you will be given 20,000 dollars at first.
In the end, the person with the most money will get this item.
Wow, really?
This is for real.
20,000 dollars!
Yes!
We have 20,000 dollars like you.
I see.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go!
Wow!
Let's go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Wow!
Let's go!
One, two, three, four, five...
How is it?
Please call me.
The person who has 20,000 dollars will prepare a company and request 3000 dollars.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's a deal!
We will prepare the company in the last week, right?
For the last week...
For my junior and senior colleagues.
Here you go.
I'm not good at this.
Let's go.
I'm counting on you.
Four.
One, two, three, four.
I'm going to be on a local show in Akita, but I don't have a transportation fee.
It hurts.
It's 3,000 yen.
I don't care about that! I don't care about that!
Okay, I'm going to roll!
Alright!
Alright, go for it!
I'm going to roll!
I'm getting nervous.
Is it one game?
It's one game.
Okay, it's 3,000 yen.
Alright!
I'm going to roll!
I'm not going to lose.
Can I start?
Yes.
Okay, go ahead.
I'm going to roll.
Okay.
Wow, you're good at rolling.
It's six!
It's a battle.
One, four, five, six...
In the first stage of the month, the material is blown away and the titans get angry.
I'll drink 4,000 bottles of sake until morning.
Alright!
Good luck!
4,000 bottles of sake!
It's hard!
Alright!
No, it's not bad at all, but...
How much?
4,000 bottles of sake.
No, it's not bad at all, but...
I think the titans will be angry like this.
They won't be angry!
We've never been angry like this!
No, well...
The material is blown away and we've never been angry like this.
Frankly speaking, I don't drink sake as much as I used to in Osaka.
No, he's not talking about your down temperature.
This is life, after all.
It's not bad at all, but...
A titan will be like this.
Are you worried about the titan?
I don't think it's concerned about him.
- Is it okay for you to play this game? - Not at all.
What if you get mad at me for this?
What will you do if you get mad later?
- It's a board game. - It's a board game.
Excuse me, but can you pay me 4000 yen for now?
- It's only the first round. - It's only the first round.
- So we can't... - That's right.
- We can't start yet. - Excuse me, but can you pay me 5000 yen?
- Can you pay me 5000 yen and pay me 4000 yen in my bag? - No, no.
- Pay me 4000 yen for 1000 yen. - Yes, yes.
- Otherwise... - It's just started.
- Yes, it is. - It's better to play this game.
- It's like a reversal. - That's right.
Excuse me, but we only have 2000 yen.
- Isn't it 2000 yen for two of you? - No, it's 4000 yen for two of you.
- It's 4000 yen for two of you. - It's 4000 yen for two of you?
It's hard for me to write.
Why don't you answer?
I don't know.
Let's go here.
Go to Tokyo!
With roulette numbers, celebrities of the same generation will give you money for celebration.
From 1 to 4, everyone will get 5,000 yen.
From 10 to 8, you can't get it until you tell us the situation.
One night.
Thank you!
You're strong!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Let's go to Tokyo!
It's unfair!
In this case, everyone is of the same generation.
What do you mean?
Everyone...
We're not, right?
We're of the same generation.
Why do you say "of the same generation"?
We're of the same generation.
In this case, everyone is of the same generation.
That's weird.
That's weird. It's hard for me to understand.
It's hard for you to understand?
Yes.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
But paying for two people is enough.
We have 10,000 yen.
If it's 10,000 yen...
No, it's not.
It's not like that.
But in the end, the one with the most money will get the 10,000 yen.
We have to do it right.
If we do it right, we won't say anything.
But it's contradictory what you're writing.
It's contradictory.
I got it. Let's go.
Let's go for now.
Let's go for a moment.
It's hard to understand.
You'll pay me back, right?
Remember it.
Everyone, remember it.
Your husband will pay you back.
Let's go to your home.
Let's go.
It's the same as before.
Let's go for now.
It's the same as before.
Can we do it together for 10,000 yen?
Let's go for now.
Everyone, remember it.
Wonders haven't stopped here yet.
Remember it.
Stop.
1 to 4.
What a shame!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
The lid.
The one you put on top of it.
I'll leave it like that for now.
No, no.
I'll leave it like that for now.
2, 2.
Stop!
There's nothing in it?
No, there's nothing in it.
It's all the same.
5, 8.
Congratulations!
Everyone's celebrating.
They're jealous.
They're doing Go.
Everyone, I haven't received it yet, but I have it like this.
You can pay for it, right?
Yes.
Then I'll pay for it.
There's a way of making a promise.
With this, you can earn money.
I see.
You can borrow it when you want.
Let's leave it like this for now.
That's fine.
That's not how I feel right now.
Let's keep it like that.
It's 5,000 yen, right?
Everyone is 5,000 yen.
It's 5,000 yen, right?
3, 4.
1, 2, 3.
What is it?
You can't do it at all.
Talking about shallow comedy on blogs,
blog fire, take a break.
Take a break, take a break.
Alright, Chika-chan.
Alright!
It's recorded!
I earned a little.
Yes.
The AV actress is from Raishinning Ramble.
Wow!
The prize money is 10,000 dollars.
Wow!
You did it!
Alright.
Congratulations!
Yay!
Wait, wait, wait. We got it too.
We got it too.
We got the best of the best.
We know.
Oh, you know?
Yes, we know.
We got it too.
We got it.
You really got it, right?
Yes.
You got it in a game.
You shouldn't have gotten it for real. You should have gotten it in a lie.
Why would you get it?
That's weird.
We've never gotten the best of the best.
But it's a game, so...
Is it really a game?
I don't know at all.
It's a game.
Is it really a game?
It's a game.
You should have done it in a game.
It's a game of life.
Yes.
We haven't gotten anything either.
Oh, you're right.
Congratulations!
Oh my god.
We got it.
We did it.
One, two, three, four...
What is it?
You got a daily car insurance at the Naruto monologue...
The hospital fee is 10,000 yen.
Hurry up and pay it up!
We're in a big trouble.
This is a big problem!
We already paid 10,000 yen.
I can't do it anymore.
Do it.
I can't do it in Naruto's location.
Do it.
Next.
Let's do it.
Fighting.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Tokyo season failed.
Osaka team failed.
I'm so embarrassed.
Yay!
Me too.
I'm embarrassed.
I didn't get angry at all.
Yay!
For example, Tanaka, do you think that you failed in the Tokyo season?
It's not true.
That's what we call "big success".
Then let's forget about it.
Let's forget about it.
It's just a game.
- In this game... - Is it a game?
What's up with you?
You're acting weird.
Why 9 squares? 9 squares is creepy.
- It's 6 squares. - 6 squares.
- It's not the other way around. - It's not the other way around.
- How do you say it? - It's not the other way around.
- You can't say that. - Sorry, it's 6 squares.
- It's fine, right? - It's a holiday.
- You can't say that. - I have a question.
- Isn't it odd you're trying to do it on the holiday?
- Pay up! - Pay up!
- It's weird, isn't it? You're trying to do it on the holiday.
- It's weird. - Why?
- It's terrible. - This is terrible.
- It's bad. - You're up all night and it's on TV.
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- This is awful. - This is...
- This is awful. - That's...
It's not good.
He appeared on a radio show.
He skated in the unique atmosphere.
He stepped into a forbidden area.
I'm going.
This is good.
this is very good.
This is a cooking show.
On December 16th, Hattori-sensei who did bad things to Hana-sensei will receive Hana-wasabi.
Here we go.
One, two...
Please!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Here?
No, not here!
One, two...
Ouch! Ouch!
Last one!
Taking a lot of risks...
One, two...
Here you are.
Wow!
Next, Downtown-san!
Here it is.
One, one...
Oh! Frisk!
Frisk!
Yes! Continuing from December 16th, it's Frisk- time!
Yes!
Excuse me!
Please come this way!
There's some left.
Mr. Dandan!
Mr. Dandan, your punishment!
Mr. Dandan!
That's enough.
Can you put it in?
What's with this atmosphere?
It's not good at all.
If we're going to do it, we have to do it properly.
We can't do it like this.
That's true.
You guys are bad at guiding us.
If you'd taught us quickly, we'd have been able to do it.
But here, it's been reset once again.
It's not Frisk's time anymore.
It came out pretty smoothly.
What should we do with this atmosphere?
Are we going to laugh at Frisk for doing it like this?
Okay, we did it. It's Frisk's time.
What's so funny about it now?
It's not Frisk's time at all.
Let's do it!
It's not that bad.
It's okay if we do it.
Let's do it.
When it's your punishment, just take me with you.
I'll bring you right away.
Let's match the tempo.
I'm sure the tempo is off.
You're so quick-witted.
Mr. Dandan, what do you think?
It's not like that.
You should just do it.
I can't do it while saying "Wow!"
"Wow" is not good.
It's not Frisk's "Wow."
It's Frisk's "Wow."
Okay, let's go.
Mr. Dandan, hang in there.
You're a little late.
It's okay.
It's "two."
One, two!
The oden we ate at Gourmet Lodge was too hot.
It's a big loss!
Don't touch me!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Why did you take it away?
It's not "maa"
It's "maa"
I'll get hit hard, and I'll go "eeeh!"
You should be careful about your hand.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...
Well...
Are you going?
It hurts, it hurts...
Just do it gently and listen...
"Maa" is crazy...
This atmosphere is crazy...
The way it's made is crazy...
It's not the hot and hot "maa"
It's not "maa"...
I wanted to go right away...
You should have brought it...
- Did you hear it? - No.
- Did you hear it? - Ouch, ouch, ouch...
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
I want you to think about how you're gonna carry it.
- Hamada has some delicate parts. - I don't do it that hard.
But I want you to think about it more than you usually do.
- I don't know... - I don't know...
- If you did it softly...
I want you to think about Hamada's mental part.
- I've been saying it since my debut. - Be careful.
- Don't act tough. - Don't act tough.
But if you say it out loud, I'll do it for sure.
If you really do it like that...
It's like you'll take off your shoes or something.
I really hate it.
- I hope you say it out loud. - I hope you say it out loud.
- If you say it out loud... - If you say it out loud...
- Don't touch me. - Don't touch me.
But make sure you have it in your hands.
Of course.
Make sure you have it in your hands.
I want to hear more.
I want to hear something big.
One, four!
In a baseball All-Star Game report,
you made your opponent angry and kicked his butt!
You kicked his butt!
This way!
Ok, let's go!
Well, it's sweet, but...
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
No.
It's not that I'm angry. It's just that I don't like it.
That's why you don't like it.
Are you sick?
If it's different, I'll let you do it as much as you like.
It's a little different from Ketsuba.
Image and character image.
No, but...
I see.
Can only Mr. Matsumoto do it?
Yes, only Mr. Matsumoto can do it.
I see.
Then Mr. Hamada can't do it anymore.
But it's a little different for me to do it even though my partner hasn't done it yet.
People who are watching will think Hamada is selfish.
"Why only Mr. Matsumoto does it?" "Why doesn't Mr. Hamada do it?"
I don't mind it, but I hate Mr. Hamada being selfish.
Mr. Hamada is not like that.
Mr. Hamada is working very hard today.
He's wearing shoes, too.
What should we do?
Yeah!
After overcoming several difficulties, the game finally reached the final phase.
8. 8. 8. Stop. What was that?
Why did you say 8?
We're challenging for 7 elections.
If you get the number you declared, you win.
Congratulations will be worth 500,000 dollars.
500,000 dollars!
If you lose, you lose. You won't be able to work for a while and you'll lose 100,000 dollars.
Okay, okay.
Well, it can't be helped.
Okay, well...
Please call and give me the number.
And please spin it.
Okay, I'll do it for 7.
For 7. Okay, please spin it.
Why won't it come out?
7!
It's 1 out of 8, so...
Yeah!
100,000 dollars!
100,000 dollars?
Huh?
It's 7.
Huh?
It's 7. But it's fine.
No?
It's fine. It's fine if you do it like that.
Yeah.
It's disgusting.
If you do it like that, you don't need money.
Please continue.
It's fine.
If you do it, you'll pay 500,000 dollars.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine.
Plus or minus zero.
Matsukari's game!
Can I sit here?
Matsukari's game!
You did it, too.
Yoko did it, too.
This is...
It's cold.
I'm scared.
I'm cold.
I'm here.
Please.
Have a safe trip!
Freezing!
It's ice cold!
So cold!
Let's go!
It's ice cold!
Let's go!
It's ice cold!
Let's go!
Ok!
Is it over?
Huh?
Is it over?
How did it go?
Good morning!
We...
No, no, no.
We're not broke.
- Do you have it? - I only have the promised hand.
- But you had it. - Yeah, I still have it.
- Toigo! - Mr. Matsumoto.
- Do you have it? - Toigo.
- I have it. - You do?
- Why do you have it? - Huh?
- Do you have it? - I have it.
- Can you see it from the frame? - Yeah, I have it.
- What is it? - What is it?
- You can't win with that. - I'm shocked.
- You can't win with that. - What is it?
- I don't have it. - You don't have it?
- Should we go for it? - Should we spin it once?
- Do you want me to spin it for you? - Yeah, let's go.
- Okay. - Okay, 8!
- Goal! - Goal!
- Okay, one hand. - One million dollars.
- Do you have it?
- I don't have it. - It's okay.
- It's okay.
- Yeah.
- Do you want the prize money? - Do you want the prize money?
- Here you go. - Here you go.
- Thank you.
- Thank you! - Okay!
- Okay!
- I didn't think you'd win. - I didn't think you'd win at all.
- This kind of thing is fine. - It's fine.
- It's fine.
Come back again.
Go! Go! Shiodome Jumplee!
The hospital that was broadcasted in Osaka last year and should never be laughed at
has appeared in Shiodome Jumplee!
Everyone's favorite queen, Amate Hitarima!