AISubs v3.5
- I have a bad feeling about this. - What?
- You have a bad feeling about this? - Yeah, I do.
- It's always like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's like someone is coming in. - Yeah, I feel like that's the only way.
- But you know who it is, don't you? - Of course I know.
- I'm sure you know. - I mean, it's all been revealed.
- It's all been revealed. - Someone is coming in.
- Someone is coming in.
- I knew it. - We already had a bad feeling about this.
- That's right. - Someone is coming in.
- I'm sure you all know. - I'm sure you know.
- I'm sure you all know. - I'm sure you all know.
- Well, you know...
- I'm sure you all know. - I'm sure you all know.
- Can I say this? - No, no, no.
- A female winner like you who is less than 30 years old.
- You are acting like you are making a woman focus.
- I'm sure you all know. - Someone is coming in.
- A female winner like you who is less than 30 years old.
- You are acting like you are making a woman focus.
- So, you are good at making a woman focus.
- But you know, you are not making a woman focus.
- You are making a woman focus.
- Where is it? Does anyone know? - Where is this?
- Do you know where you are going? - You can't even find it. - You don't know where you are going?
- Orita, you can't do it today. - No, I'm going to Matsumoto.
- What? What is this? - Matsumoto?
It's fast!
This is a competition between technicians held four times in the past.
This is a project where men's strength is asked realistically.
Once, they had a serious match.
What are they going to do this time?
- It's blood. - I told you.
- In the end... - It was one down.
Hey!
- Hey! - Wait.
- Did you know? - I knew it right away.
- I didn't let you know. - I'll tell you.
- What is it? - What? Me?
- You called me. - You called me.
Anyway, I'm doing this to polish your manhood.
Some of you got divorced.
- Some of you don't make your wife happy. - You say it every time.
- What are you doing? - You say it every time.
Fujiwara, she's cheating on you.
- You can't help it. - Again?
- Again?
- It's in the past. - If it's "again", it's the first I know of it.
- Why does Matsumoto know it? - You can't help it.
In short, I think you're using your waist differently.
If you move at high speed, you can make your wife happy.
But you can't pour water on your waist like a speed car.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're talking too fast.
It's only about water.
That's right.
What? Me?
Shut up!
What are you talking about?
Could you say something longer?
Anyway!
I came up with this system today!
Mako's Cicada!
Wow!
What's this?
In short, it's how you move your waist!
Focus! Waist Shake Match!
By wearing a belt key ring and shaking your waist to send air,
you can raise your heart rate the fastest and compete for time until you reach the doll!
Speed or not, how you shake your waist with love will decide the game!
But I'll say this, everyone!
Instead of moving your waist, put your hand here and don't move it.
Oh, I see.
If you do that, the audience will withdraw.
It's bad for you.
While you're doing that, you have to run.
Oh, I see.
You have to run, right?
Yes.
Even if you do that, you'll get a claim for this segment.
Is that so?
Is it okay for me to do it?
That's right!
We've prepared a harsh punishment game for those who lose their words!
Oh, I see.
You can't practice?
No, I can't!
Of course you can't!
By the way, who is our AD?
Who is it?
Oh, it's him!
It's you, isn't it?
Johnny Depp.
Jack Bauer.
About 30 to 40 seconds.
Is it that long?
Jack Bauer is Jack Bauer.
What kind of person is he?
It's so hard!
No, it's not!
Let's play the order game.
Let's go with the end.
Shall we go with the end?
Let's go with the end.
Let's look at the first one and decide.
This and Top are not good.
Right?
Top Batter is End as usual.
What is his ability?
Anyway, let's look at this one.
I don't know.
End, are you okay?
I'm okay.
Okay, End!
Let's go!
Ready...
What's wrong with you?
It's going up! It's going up!
Wow!
It was fast!
It's fast! It's fast!
Where is it?
In short, the pressure is accumulated and it goes up at once.
It went up at once, didn't it?
That's right!
I see! I see!
There must be individual differences.
Depending on how you shake it.
I see!
But I wondered what it would be like at first.
Look at it carefully.
Boom!
Wow!
Twenty-three seconds!
Is it fast?
I think it's fast!
It took me about forty seconds to shake it.
That's right!
But no matter how many times you shake it, it doesn't go up.
That's right!
To be honest, in twenty-three seconds, it went up very quickly.
Isn't it?
Yes!
If you shake it at first, it goes up pretty well.
Let's have our catcher Mitt go next.
Yes!
Catcher Hamada!
I'll do it!
How will Hamada do?
Are you ready, Hamada?
Yes!
Okay!
Hamada, let's go!
Ready!
Hamada, let's go!
Ready...
It's coming!
It's hard, isn't it?
It's so hard!
It's coming!
That was hard!
It was long!
I can't go up!
It's so hard!
Why? Why?
It's so hard!
You said it a lot just now!
I said it!
It's dangerous!
Tama-san, it's dangerous!
Here is the time!
30 seconds!
30 seconds, huh?
30 seconds!
It's a little different from how you feel, isn't it?
That's right!
It's different from how you feel, isn't it?
I was able to go up 30 times!
But I can't go up at all!
You can't go up, can you?
I can't go up!
Among the members, Inomoto is the youngest!
His waist is expected!
Will you move your waist the most now?
Well, Inomoto!
Yes!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
This is off the track.
Oh no.
This is really hard!
Everyone's getting off!
This is impossible!
It's impossible for this to not work.
OK!
Here it is!
It wasn't caught up to some point.
This is really tight!
It's hard!
I don't have confidence.
It's really hard!
Honestly, I think that situation was bad.
You're doing pretty well.
Here's the record!
Wow!
He's still alive!
He said it just now.
If you continue like this, you'll be punished.
Let's go with Fujiwara.
Fujiwara, the idiot.
Okay.
For some reason, Fujiwara is wearing pants.
Pay attention to his waist movement.
I'll say it again, but I don't like it.
I don't like that he's not swinging his maracas much.
That's true.
If you don't swing your maracas more, women won't be happy.
I see.
Okay, Fujiwara. Let's go!
Ready, go!
Go!
That's it!
Not from here!
You can do it!
He's fast!
He's got the hang of it.
It was light.
You can do it from here.
You can do it like this.
I see.
Isn't it faster than Endo's?
No, it's faster.
This is a new record.
Here is the record!
Yes!
You are amazing!
Yes!
Inomichi, you are amazing.
You are amazing.
Inomichi, you are amazing.
Well, I will do my best.
Are you ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
Yamasaki grasped something.
Will it come out today or tomorrow?
Do you have a goal time?
Looking at Fujiwara's record, I want to do it in 10 seconds.
Really?
I can't do it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it!
Ready.
Fujiwara's record is 10 seconds.
How can you do it so fast?
I can't do it at all.
He is fast.
He is stopped. He is stopped. He is stopped.
His waist is not moving. His waist is not moving.
Move sake low one point.
He couldn't extend it. He couldn't extend it.
He couldn't extend it by his hand.
- Yabanja! - Yabanja!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Yeah! - This is amazing!
- This is awesome! - It took us forever!
- This is great! - We actually made it!
- This was a big problem! - We were almost there!
- It was a huge help! - We were almost there!
- It may have been over one minute. - This was a big problem!
- Why did we stop?
- Because it wasn't enough? - It wasn't enough.
- It wasn't enough! - We wanted one more break!
- Yeah. - You dropped a block!
- It was like one time we got to zero!
(Laughter)
He's got a big face.
(Laughter)
He looks like an overseas superstar.
(Laughter)
It's really scary.
Here is the record!
(Ding)
Wow!
This is...
I've been saying it all along.
This is...
This is before my manager checked the location of the punishment game.
(Laughter)
Before he did it.
(Music)
The past three losses in qualifying rounds.
The useless man, Tanaka.
Will you change your situation?
Tanaka, please!
I'm sorry, Zaki-san.
I'm really sorry.
I've said it many times, but I don't like that you haven't mentioned Maracas.
If I hadn't mentioned it, I'd be in the top 20.
Let's do it.
Tanaka-san, let's do it!
Ready...
Maracas, please.
Okay.
What's going on?
Shake your hips more!
More!
You haven't mentioned Maracas!
Shake your head, too!
Shake it all!
Shake your head!
You've mentioned Maracas a lot!
Shake it! Shake it!
Shake it more!
Tanaka!
Tanaka is already..
Tanaka!
Maracas!
Yes, yes, yes!
Ah, you!
The last one you were holding back came all at once, didn't it?
How about this?
You won, didn't you?
No, it's very subtle.
It's subtle, isn't it?
It's not a joke, is it?
No, no, it's a good match.
This is a really good match.
No, the first swing of the waist was terrible, wasn't it?
Yes, it was terrible.
The start...
Skokon, skokon, skokon, skokon, skokon!
Everyone was like, "Bang, bang, bang!"
You were really loud at first.
Bang, bang, bang!
Before we look at Tanaka's record, which could be a penalty game,
Matsumoto will finally challenge himself!
Matsumoto is in charge of the holy court.
Let's see his ability!
You're taking a lot of time.
No, I'm really doing this with a balanced diet in mind.
Did you build up your body?
I'm eating brown rice today.
I'm eating brown rice this week.
Matsumoto, let's go!
Ready...
Matsumoto san, let's do it!
Yes!
Ready...
Oh!
Maracasu!
It's not blowing at all!
Maracasu!
It's falling!
Oh!
It came off!
Not at all!
It's not blowing!
It's still continuing!
He looks like a seasick!
It's still continuing!
Again!
Not at all!
This is not right!
Shoes! Shoes!
The underpants aren't moving at all!
- I also wore socks. - That's right!
- It's not a windbreaker! - It's Fujiwara's socks.
I'm dead!
- Now... - It's a tie!
- It's 3-2! - It's 3-2!
- Yes!
This is really subtle.
Asakusa's Matsumoto wins and the penalty game burns three times.
What are the other two's records?
Who will go first?
- Matsumoto-san will go first. - Yes, I understand.
- Matsumoto-san will go first. - Yes, let's go.
- Matsumoto-san will go first. - I'm angry!
- No! - Yes!
- I did it! - You did it in less than 2 seconds!
- That was close! - You almost did it!
That was close! I almost did it!
- You're always like this! - That's right! I'm always like this!
- You're not good at this! - I'll remember this!
- You're not good at this at all! - He's taking one step at a time!
- Now, it's finally Tanaka and Naoki's turn! - Now...
- Alright, should we hide it for a second? - Let's hide it!
- I don't think we should hide it. - If it's 1 minute and 02 seconds, it's fine.
- That's right! - Yes!
- Alright, let's show us Tanaka's condition. Go ahead!
- Should we watch it till the very end? - No, we know what it is by watching it till the end!
- We know what it is! - It's been 1 minute!
- It's been 1 minute!
- It's been 1 minute and 0 seconds!
- That's alright! Let's watch it till the end! - No, it's alright! It's fine!
- It's been 0 seconds! - Alright!
- If it's 02 seconds, it's fine! - If it's 02 seconds...
- I'm nervous... - What will happen?
- Here we go!
- Go ahead. - Ready, set, go!
- One second difference! - The punishment game is...
Tanaka & Rocky!
- One second difference! - What is this one second difference?
- So, Mr. Matsuo, what is the punishment game this time? - The punishment game this time is...
"Waiting for someone to shake their hips" game!
- What does this mean? - Well, it's not just "waiting for someone to shake their hips", it's "waiting for someone to shake their hips"
- I see. - So, we're going to go to various places and "wait for someone to shake their hips" - Yes.
- And we're going to have you dance. - Wow, this is a little embarrassing.
- I think it will be a bit of an overstatement. - I see.
- Um, please don't do this series anymore. - I see.
- Can we stop it now? - This is the punishment game.
Well, I'm now in Yurakucho.
This is the punishment game.
I don't know why I have to play this game, but I feel sorry for my wife.
I'm going now!
On a starless night, you and me, let's dance.
Our fingers touch as the night flows by.
Ah, on a night of love,
even if a mischievous night wind kisses my cheek,
we don't say anything and just stare at each other.
Ah, on a starless night...
Ah...
On a moonlit night, we meet and cry.
Ah...
Chirip, chirip, chirip, chirip
Two shoes and a swaying brass
Ah...
Please give me back my shoes!
Give me back my shoes!
Can I wear them?
Give me back my shoes!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
Please give me back my shoes!
Our eyes
Don't say anything
Kiss me and shake me
Ah...
Please give me back my shoes!
This is the hardest bat I've ever played.
Studio recording complete.
The cast and crew return to the waiting room.
However, after this, a man comes to the studio where no one is left.
This is a video taken by an unmanned camera.
[Laughter]