AISubs v3.5
He seems to be obsessed with his watch.
He's been like that lately.
I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't do it on purpose.
You didn't do it on purpose?
And then, that man...
Excuse me.
Yes, what's up?
Who are you?
Is she your wife?
Yes, she's my new wife.
Of course.
New wife?
How many times have you called her like that?
You've changed since you were a kid.
Yes, she's my new wife.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too, Enmy Enmy.
What's that?
What's that face for?
You should be more energetic, too.
You seem a little tired today.
I'm sorry.
I know, but before that, I know you know, but I'm doing a network shopping program that I've been doing for 24 hours, and if I can, I'd like to go to that format again.
Then you can go to Suga-chan's place and rest.
That's right, but the internet delivery broadcast will start in about 10 minutes, so please come and stay for 24 hours.
I know you know, but we don't have time. We're doing it for real.
I'd like you to come even if you know that.
I don't think I can say that.
Ma'am, are we going to participate?
Of course.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm coming with that intention.
It's a little more exciting than before.
It was a little earlier.
Then can you come over here for a moment?
Where do you get that name from?
I don't have that kind of name.
I'm not an entertainer.
It's G Shopping!
It's started. It's G Shopping.
We always broadcast live and distribute it to the world.
Today, we would like to introduce you to wonderful products.
Everyone who uses instruments, please participate and wait for us.
It's strange.
I don't feel like I'm used to it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Let's get started.
First of all, please take a look at this VTR.
It's G Shopping!
Decrease in birth rate.
Decrease in birth rate problem.
E.L.E. is also rapid.
Wives' dissatisfaction is also increasing.
Now, men of the world are in danger.
However!
For such tired men,
Salvation is...
That is the woodcutter we will introduce this time!
It's not good to say it so straight.
We asked the woodcutter's favorite person about his impressions.
Well...
Just applying it before going to bed
made me wake up well
and my headache also got better.
And what surprised me the most
is the increase in birth rate.
Until now,
my wife didn't even look at me.
But now,
she smiles like this.
Speaking of which,
I feel like I'm going to stand up again.
It's not good!
WOODCUTTER!
W-what is it?
Have you been standing up recently?
Standing up?
Making men all over the world stand up!
The ultimate force-promotion cream that has captivated women
has been powered up and landed in Japan!
It's not good!
It's easy to use.
Just take it off quickly
and you can fall asleep!
It's a journey of a new life!
For you who have been reborn,
the best future is waiting for you!
WOODCUTTER!
What is scary?
What is the secret of that woodcutter?
You can only get it in Africa.
It's so nutritious that even queen bees love it.
It's the discovery of the legendary premium royal jelly.
The one who noticed it is...
The father of woodcutters, Paul Franklin.
And this time,
the one who succeeded in the exclusive cultivation contract in South America,
Only male hormones that only bloom once every four years.
Only the best materials that have been eliminated.
Miraculous cream created by experiments and improvements that take about ten years.
That's the woodcutter.
It's always warm and warm.
This time, we're going to put a scientific message in this woodcutter and verify its secret thoroughly!
If you compare the sermography on the woodcutter's hip with normal letters...
The hip is like this!
This is a woodcutter!
As you can see from the data of these threats,
the effect of woodcutters is exactly like origami!
When we conducted a survey of woodcutters...
The sense of life has changed!
They were able to raise their children at the age of 90!
And even people like this!
In Mr. Suzuki's case, it's effective just by ordering!
As I was talking with the operator,
I imagined a woodcutter arriving and started woodcutting!
Even though the product hasn't arrived yet, it's already effective!
That's the woodcutter!
98% of people were satisfied with the woodcutter, which is a surprising result!
The remaining 2% were people who had forgotten what they were making.
It's very popular among celebrities around the world!
Hollywood stars also love Hachimari!
Of course, famous people in Japan also love it!
Umemiya Tetsuho!
T.C. Hiroshi!
Fujinami T.Tsumi!
T.Kawa Danshi!
And T.Kawa Ichimon!
They all support us!
The one who spread such a woodcutter to the Japanese entertainment world is...
Tateyama Tatsugaki, who established "woodcutter japan" in 1998!
He contributed to "woodcutter cup" and built a pipe too big for the entertainment world!
He is the founder of "woodcutter cup" in Japan!
Tateyama Tatsugaki said with pride...
"Woodcutter cup" is a product that I personally experience and recommend with confidence!
If you are a woodcutter, you must promise to do woodcutting with determination!
Tateyama Tatsugaki swore!
He promised to do woodcutting with determination!
That is "woodcutter cup"!
How was it, everyone?
Did you understand the terrible effect of a wonderful woodcut?
To be honest, there were some strange points.
You can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
But if you use this woodcut, you can get married with this woodcut.
Really?
Yes, it has such an effect.
Endo and Chiaki are going back to Fukuen and say "I'm sorry".
I don't use it for that reason.
Now, I'd like to explain the wonderful effect of woodcut.
While woodcutting, don't pick up each other's wood.
Yes.
I can't believe it.
Did you understand?
I can't believe it.
Everyone...
Please close your eyes.
And imagine disgusting things.
Disgusting things?
I'm here.
What? That's too fast!
It doesn't matter.
Can you imagine disgusting things?
Obviously, everyone's reaction is slow.
It's slow if you can't imagine it right away.
Please look at this.
How many Japanese people are suffering from abdominal pain?
100,000 people.
Let's see.
100,000 people are suffering from abdominal pain.
What?
You're ignoring the temperature.
But 100,000 people...
Almost.
When 100,000 people apply abdominal pain cream...
The cranium warms up.
It works for women, too.
Women can feel more and more disgusting things.
Disgusting things.
What are you talking about?
Women can feel more and more disgusting things.
I can't think of anything else but disgusting things.
That's not good.
What are you talking about?
I don't like it.
That's not good.
If you use it in a balanced way, your partner will be in this situation.
Let's experience the effect of abdominal pain.
Experience?
Everyone, please put abdominal pain equipment in front of you.
I can't think of anything else but disgusting things.
What are you talking about?
You're on TV tonight.
It's disgusting.
If you put abdominal pain equipment in front of you, you will definitely be in this state.
The effect will make your face black.
That's not good.
It can't be helped.
But in this state, it's very dangerous.
Dangerous?
It hits the corner and you can't walk in the city.
We developed this.
This is a set with a cooling cover.
A cooling cover?
If you wear this when you go out, you can protect yourself.
It's a little cold because it's soaked in cooling agent.
I don't go out in this state.
I don't put abdominal pain equipment in front of me when I'm about to go out.
That's right.
If you put abdominal pain equipment in front of you, you will definitely be in this state.
Please wear this.
Are you serious?
What are you doing?
It's not cool.
What is this?
Is it okay?
It's not cool.
Please run from that wall.
What do you mean?
Run as fast as you can.
Together?
Yes, like that.
Come back.
How do you like it?
What?
It's cool.
It's like you're protected.
There is another thing.
When you work out hard, you may wonder what will happen.
If you wear this, you can dance.
Let's see how much you can move with this.
Let's get started.
Music, start!
They will definitely dance.
Let's see.
How do you like it?
It's good.
What is this?
I can't get up.
Please feel how easy it is to move.
It's not a difficult dance at all.
Thank you very much.
Even if you exercise hard, you will be fine.
Also, when you are in a convenience store and your hands are blocked, you can use a convenience store bag.
I can't walk around the city.
This is terrible.
Is that so?
I want you to be thirsty right now.
There is another surprising effect.
Please be patient a little more until you get up.
Please look at this.
No, no, no.
Please be patient.
Bokkio.
Bokkio has made tens of millions of tired men stand up.
However, that effect is not just an increase in Bokkio's strength.
What is Bokkio's unexpected effect?
Oh, Jesus!
The master who came back from a drive has scratched the door of his car.
Oh, my God!
Scars!
When Bokkio becomes the dent in the car...
No, no, no.
The dent in the car is also reinforced with iron.
It's shiny and shiny from the back.
She's surprised, too! As expected of Bocchio!
And for Bocchio...
No, it's not good.
It's also OK to prevent car accidents!
It's not good!
You're driving too much.
For a little sudden guest...
Welcome, welcome!
It's also OK to paint it black as an ode.
Do you want me to try it?
This is delicious!
You're going to paint it here, aren't you?
That's right! It's also OK to paint it black as an ode!
Speaking of "shitegai"...
It's also OK to use it!
That is...
Bocchio!
So, what do you think, everyone?
Bocchi Atari...
Bocchi Nobose...
Are you angry?
Are you OK?
No, I'm not OK.
I don't know, but...
You wanted to see it in the studio, didn't you?
That's right!
Actually...
But this is my personal opinion, so...
Personal opinion...
There are other effects that are still hidden.
This is the case of mobile phones.
What?
Mobile phones...
When the radio waves are bad...
If you apply Bocchi to a mobile phone...
The radio waves will be transmitted at a speed of about four.
Let's do it now!
Yes!
But now...
This is outside of the prefecture, so...
I can't do the test...
Outside of the prefecture...
Isn't it dangerous?
What?
Outside of the prefecture...
As expected...
When the radio waves are weak...
You just bought it, didn't you?
Did you buy it?
Yes, I did.
But Bocchio...
If you use it with your family...
The price of a mobile phone will be very cheap.
Cheap?
Yes, that's the kind of effect it has.
You can't buy it for cheap!
It's messed up!
Next...
This kind of effect also exists.
Well...
The oil from the radio waves...
If you apply Bocchio to it...
It looks like this...
I think it's completely different...
In the case of the radio waves...
It wasn't intended like that...
So, on the contrary...
It becomes beautiful like this...
Yes...
It's a surprising effect!
It's surprising!
What's going on?
Let's do it here!
Yes, I want to see it!
Let's do it here!
The radio waves...
I definitely want to see it!
This kind of effect exists...
Even if you're late in the morning...
By dissolving Bocchio in water...
And blowing it like fog...
If you're about 30 minutes late...
You can't do it like this...
No, no, no...
That's different!
It's necessary!
Bocchio is amazing!
It's amazing!
It's all-purpose, isn't it?
You can eat it, right?
It doesn't have any additives...
Or chemical products...
I'm sure you can't stand it anymore...
But we still have an explanation video!
Here you go.
Terrifying power, Bokkio!
Born of Bokkio,
by experiments and improvements of Franklin about 10 years ago,
a miracle cream is born!
Tatsuyaki Tateyama promises to return to life forcefully!
Now, with Bokkio, they set off for a new life!
I saw you just now!
This is news from Bokkio!
Recently, a familiar product called Bokkio has been coming out.
When you use it, you can wear it just a little, so you won't make a mistake!
Just wear it a little?
Yes, Bokkio will save you!
What's with you?
So, everyone, how was Bokkio's power?
Well, Bokkio's power is not limited to this.
Businessmen often call it "the power of the future" magazine.
They talk about Bokkio.
They talk about the "tomorrow" of Bokkigusuri, which is a special topic.
They are said to be the guardians of Bokkigusuri.
They are talking about Bokkigusuri, but Bokkio is also here.
As you can see, Bokkio is the only one who talks about Bokkigusuri in the first half of the magazine.
It's like Bokkio's pace.
Bokkio is pushing Bokkio and pushing Bokkio.
What do you mean? I don't know.
Bokkio is the only one who talks about Bokkigusuri in this page.
This is the number one medicine.
So, everyone, how much is Bokkio?
This is Bokkio.
In addition to this, you can also buy this fashionable Bokkio stick type.
This is not all.
In addition, you can also buy this Bokkio wet type.
Is this also soaked in medicine?
In addition to this, you can also buy this Bokkio wet type with a cooling cover.
These four items are 1,980 yen each.
Is that possible?
Yes, it is possible.
Please call us.
We are looking forward to seeing you again.
Seriously?
It's ringing.
It's fast.
It's too fast.
There is nothing.
Thank you very much.
We have sold 30,000 bocchi.
Thank you very much.
That's all for "IT'S G SHOPPING".
We are looking forward to seeing you again.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.
Is it sold out?
Yes, it's sold out.
It's sold out.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's go.
You can buy this format.
You can talk about it with NITTERE.
You can buy this, right?
It's a little expensive.
Is this the only product you have?
That's right.
This is the best we have now.
We can make the name softer.
Isn't it a big deal?
No, it's okay.
We ordered a lot of products for NITTERE.
Today's product is 30,000 yen.
It's sold out in an instant.
It's amazing.
The next product will be sold to me.
Will the 30,000 yen product be sold to you?
No, it won't be sold to me for the first time.
Will it be sold to me for an additional product?
Will it be sold to you in Poland?
No, it will be sold to me there.
Who is the founder of JAPAN?
His name is TATOYAMA.
He develops cosmetics and other products.
He is a famous person.
He's not a developer, is he?
I don't care about that.
I'm happy with it.
I want you to buy it.
Are you serious?
This is amazing.
Thank you very much.
I'm getting a little tired.
Excuse me. Thank you very much.
It's terrible, isn't it?
Why don't you paint it a little?
No, I can't do it.
I think you'll get a hamburger.
I'm not a difficult guy.