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This year marks the 40th anniversary of Wada's debut.
"500 Things About Wada Akiko".
In recent weeks, his appearance has been revealed one after another.
The person Wada respects is...
Without a doubt, Ben Charles.
Without a doubt.
Wada's first kiss age is...
It was pretty early.
I was 15 years old.
In a park.
It was pretty early.
I was 15 years old.
In a park.
Wada doesn't want to go drinking alone with just the two of you.
Which of you is it?
I don't know if it's funny or not.
Kokoriko's answer is Tanaka.
It felt like it was cut off a little.
Wada, who do you think is the worst of the five of you?
I really don't know if it's funny or not.
Kokoriko's answer is Tanaka.
Wada, who of you doesn't want to go drinking alone with just the five of you?
How many times do I have to tell you?
If you don't feel like it, it's Tanaka for sure.
Why? Why? Why?
I don't feel like it.
Tanaka.
I'm pissed off.
Tonight, we approach the truth of Wada who feels like it.
It's not good to mix it up like that, is it?
Next, who wants to be in ACCO FAMILY?
If you show your face a little bit, it's like you're already in it.
That's right.
That's more like it.
In short, now it's a little...
Mimi and others are ACCO FAMILY, right?
That's right.
What kind of atmosphere do you have?
But you don't have that image yet, do you?
That's right.
I don't have an image.
I don't know at all.
Wada is trying a little different thing.
This is...
The answer is open.
There's something like that.
There's something like that about acting.
I'm trying to breathe in a little different way.
Here's the correct answer.
There's one more.
There was one more.
Next, who wants to be in ACCO FAMILY?
Kimura Takuya.
Wow.
What's up with you?
You've come to the main line.
What can I say?
I see.
What is it?
Even if you say that...
Wada, as a woman, how many points do you think you have?
This is...
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Amazing.
It's not easy to hear that.
Okay, let's go with this.
Okay, I'm kind of...
No, but you said something like this.
Oh, you said it.
Let's go with this.
What is it?
This is good, isn't it?
The answer is open.
This is... I'm barely safe, and I have to quit.
No, that's... Um, wait a minute.
Let's rewrite it a little.
This is no good.
Let's rewrite it.
Now, here's the correct answer.
If you get it right...
Actually, I'd like to say it's full of 100 points, but...
I don't want to say it, but...
After all, I drink alcohol and I'm a little bad, so it's 90 points, right?
Wow!
It's not fun at all.
If you say it like that, Kusoya is...
I'm sorry.
Mr. Yamaaki...
Don't make me sweat.
I'm sweating weird.
Don't make me sweat.
This is...
This is really...
It's like this, isn't it?
This is really a joke!
It's a joke!
As a joke, it's less than 50 points.
What is Wada's favorite sport?
Do you watch it or do you do it?
I don't do it.
I wonder what it is.
But it's fun.
You don't do it?
The answer is...
Well, it depends on whether you do it or not.
That's right.
He's talking about Ryo Ishikawa now.
I see.
He likes him.
Oh, I see.
Then, here's the correct answer.
Recently, it's called "k-1" or something like that, but in the past it was "karate".
In short, it's different.
That's funny.
"Karate".
In short, it's bloodshed.
It's bloodshed.
What is the color of Wada's underwear?
I don't want to know about it.
Someone should buy it for me.
I don't know.
I think it's good like this.
The answer is...
It's red and black.
It's black.
It's white. What should we do?
I don't know what to say.
It's bloodshed.
It's not red.
It's bloodshed.
Here is the correct answer.
I haven't played with girls for a long time, so I'm not sure.
But I've never worn it because I care about it.
That's a weird way of saying it, but it's pink for now.
She said it's pink!
She's prepared for it.
She's a woman, so it's pink.
But who do you think is the most charismatic?
This is a difficult one.
Who do you think it is?
This is...
I think it's Rachel.
Let's say it.
No, I don't think it's her.
I'll say it.
This is...
If I say it's charismatic, it's...
Oh...
The answer is...
I don't know.
I think it's Rachel.
I want to say it with her.
She's a charismatic woman.
Here is the correct answer.
I felt it recently, but it's Takuya Kimura.
Really?
I see.
It's really Takuya Kimura.
It's Rachel's color.
What is the color of today's bra?
No bra?
It can't be.
No...
It can be a bra.
Running.
You will definitely run like this.
Don't you know?
You have been saying "jab" for a while.
I know it.
You didn't have to say it.
"Jab" and "kazoo" will be popular later.
I think it's similar to "body".
It's hard.
I don't know.
I think "no" is also possible.
I don't think "no" is possible.
I don't think it's white.
Is it black?
Beige is a little...
Are you kidding me?
Why?
Are you kidding me?
I don't like that.
The correct answer is...
It's beige.
You were saying "omigo".
It's "omigo".
Why do you know it?
It's strange.
Can you guess it with beige?
Black is beige.
This development is amazing, but beige reality is amazing.
Why?
Beige is...
But...
Who do you think is the most manly now?
You know...
I will say it.
I don't know.
The correct answer is...
I don't know.
Here is the correct answer.
It's Sato Koichi.
It's strange.
I can't guess it.
Who do you think is the most manly now?
It's beige.
I don't know how to think about it.
It's messed up!
We have to neutralize it once in a while.
Where do you think cheating comes from?
Answer open!
I'd kiss him if I had to.
You'd kiss him?
If I had to say what I was thinking about him, I'd say "you shouldn't do it".
Just saying it's weird doesn't change anything.
Here's the correct answer.
I think I know what it is.
It's a kiss where you put your tongue in.
Tongue!
This is a lip kiss.
The tongue is not something you normally show.
If you put your tongue in it, it's not good.
It's cute!
It's not good.
If you put your tongue in it, it's not good.
It's a kiss.
It's a deep kiss.
That's right.
French is okay.
I kiss a lot of people, but it's French.
I see.
What famous people do you think you can hug?
Here it is!
It's here, right?
I think I know what it is.
I see.
Wait a minute!
Is it "de ne"?
It's "de ne", isn't it?
Let's try it.
It's this, isn't it?
There's that, too.
I see.
I want one more.
Open your answers!
Takakura.
Here is the correct answer.
Sean Connery.
007 hasn't been in a movie yet, but Sean Connery is very sexy.
His dream was to go on a date with Robert De Niro in the afternoon and have dinner with Sean Connery in the evening.
There, Ray Charles played the piano and had sex. That was his dream.
If you weren't Akiko, what name would you like?
I don't know, but I might not like the name "ko".
Open your answers!
I don't know.
Sayuri.
You've changed.
Yoshinaga-san?
Is it generational?
Here is the correct answer.
Ai.
But it's not "aiting" but "ai" and "love-chan"
That doesn't matter.
Hurry up and give us the correct answer.
If you say "ai" then we'll give you the correct answer right away.
Don't leave it.
The correct answer is fine.
I didn't think it was "love-chan".
"Ai-endo" is amazing.
But...
There is one celebrity who wants to preach once.
Who is there?
Preach!
Get out.
I only have this.
Ai-endo
I know.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't know.
I think it's this one.
I see. I'm the only one who doesn't know.
I think it's "Ai-endo" too.
Here is the correct answer.
What is it?
Downtown's Matsumoto Hitoshi.
We've been together for a long time.
At first, he was serious and had a cute voice.
When we greeted him, he didn't mind.
Even when we called him, he didn't mind.
He preached once.
Is it this one?
I see.
Here is the question.
Who do you think is the least delicate of the five?
Hitoshi or Kasshin?
I think it's me.
I don't think you know about Tanaka.
I don't know about him.
If I were asked this question...
I think I'm the one who doesn't know about Tanaka.
Here.
But it's not surprising that Yama-chan is not in the list.
There are many people like this.
I think so, too.
There are many people like this.
Title Open!
I think I can say this.
Hamayan.
You say "hamayan", don't you?
I say "hamayan".
You say "hamayan", don't you?
Here is the correct answer.
This is...
Hitoshi Matsumoto.
I think I'm fooling you on TV.
But I don't go as far as thinking about others' feelings.
It's like "going my way".
Hamayan is kind and cute.
But Matsumoto is not like that at all.
But it's strange that he is popular.
Hamayan is not in the list.
Hamayan is in the list.
Tanaka and Matsumoto.
Hamayan is in the list, isn't it?
You said "hamayan", didn't you?
I said "hamayan", but...
I didn't think I would come here.
Delicacy!
I knew you would say "delicacy"!
Question 500.
What would you do if tomorrow's world ended?
What is it?
If tomorrow's world ended...
What is it?
Well...
What should I do?
Oh, I see.
All night long.
The answer is...
This is a pain in the ass.
Yes, I want it to be like this.
I want it to be like this.
No, it's not like that at all.
What's wrong with you?
No, I've been doing this for a long time.
We're all drinking together.
I know that, too.
I see.
I know that, too.
But I still want it to be like this.
I want it to be like this.
I think so, too.
I think it's a good answer for the last question.
Now, here's the correct answer.
I don't really want to say it, but...
I'll do it all over.
Hey, hey!
What did you say at the end of the show?
Was it a good answer at the end of the show?
I didn't think about it, but...
I didn't think you would say it.
No, no, I'm sorry.
I know.
Well, well, I guess you'll sing it in a way.
Now, all 500 questions have been answered.
Now, I will announce the winner of the quiz "500 of Wada Akiko".
The winner is Hamada Masatoshi.
Thank you.
Which one of us will be eliminated?
I don't like this game.
And the loser is Tanaka Naoki.
The loser is announced.
The loser Tanaka has prepared a penalty game.
Everyone, go to your room where you can wait for your turn.
Are we going to Ako's room?
Everyone, please go to your room.
Everyone?
I don't like this game.
Tanaka.
Will I be kicked out?
No, you won't be kicked out.
You will be kicked out.
Thank you for your hard work.
Who will be eliminated?
Raise your hands.
Who will be eliminated?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
You don't know anything.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
It's been 16 years.
Thank you for your hard work for 16 years.
I'm sorry.
I apologize as many times as I can.
That's right.
I apologize as many times as I can.
By the way, who won the most?
Me.
Really?
That's wonderful.
I'm sorry.
What?
Hamada is called "hamayan", isn't he?
Yes.
He calls me "matsumoto" all the time.
He calls me "matsumoto".
You're wrong.
If you want to talk, say hello to me.
You're not angry with me, are you?
No, I'm not.
Then say it.
Yes, I am.
Say it!
I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm wearing a beige bra.
Do you want to see it?
Beige bra?
Do girls wear beige bra a lot?
Do girls wear beige bra a lot?!
Anyway, Tanaka, I'm sorry to say this, but you look really gross up close.
I'm sorry.
You have a big face.
You don't know if it's dark or light.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
You don't deserve this.
This is the worst.
You deserve to be punished.
I know.
Do you understand?
I know.
I am joining this show...
How many times you had a meeting with staff for this show?
Yes!
This penalty game...
This penalty game is awesome!
Look!
Wow!
Acko machine!
It's amazing!
Anyway, Matagi...
Get in! Get in!
From behind and from the stairs...
You don't know much about Acko's house, do you?
That's right. I don't know much about it.
You don't know much about it, do you?
I don't know much about it.
You don't know much about it, do you?
Don't look at me like that, Matagi!
Wow! It's hard to bend over.
It's hard to bend over.
Bend over like this.
OK!
OK! Let's go!
Let's go!
Music, start!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
This is red!
It's amazing!
This is red!
It's true!
This is really...
Wow!
You hit him hard!
Wait a second!
That face looks disgusting, too!
That's the worst!
You can't do anything!
You can't even bend over!
It's the worst!
That's the worst!
Do you want me to do it again?
No, that's enough.
Is it?
It's enough!
Is it?
It's enough!
Don't make it stink like this!
Let's do it one more time.
One more time.
It's really amazing.
You can't feel it now, can you?
It was a little hard to understand.
Let's do it one more time.
Crouch and stand up.
Music, start!
Smile and forgive me.
Yes!
Funny!
Tanaka, you're funny.
Do it again!
Do you want me to die?
You should change your clothes.
Change your clothes and your costume.
Do you want me to die?
Let's go!
Start!
Laugh and forgive.
I know what you're laughing at!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny!
You're laughing at me.
It's funny!
It's like a village in the middle of nowhere.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
If you go that far, you're already in Japan, aren't you?