AISubs v3.5
High tension, the best 10 tour!
In a state of extreme tension, the artists raise their tension to the highest level and perform their own ultimate performance in a ranking format!
For the artists, it is a very harsh stage!
Tension up! Best Ten!
It's been about two years right?
Yes it has.
That's amazing.
I thought it would be over by now.
But the talent did it for us.
Really?
Yes.
That's good.
But I heard you were nervous.
Yes.
Some of you are about to die.
Thank you.
Let's get started!
This week's 10th place is...
53 points!
UFO! 2008!
Tanaka version!
Kogoriko!
Tanaka Naoki!
Congratulations!
Tanaka-san, you always get first place.
That's right.
Today, I will aim for first place with this work.
That's right.
I want you to aim for first place.
I'm sorry.
What is "Uranococci" like?
I'm sorry to say this but...
It's like a hospital.
I understand.
Everyone, stand by!
It's always like this.
This week's 10th place is...
Kogoriko! Tanaka Naoki!
UFO! 2008!
Tanaka version!
UFO
I can't believe it
Thank you very much.
You didn't think of anything, did you?
Right?
The 9th place of this week is...
89 points.
FUSEL LOVE 2008
HIKING WALKING FUTURE
Thank you very much.
Mr. Hibiko!
Thank you very much.
But love...
Balloon love...
Love balloon...
Balloon love...
Balloon... Balloon... Balloon love...
Balloon love...
Balloon love... Balloon love...
I've never seen such an interesting person.
Mr. Tamuro, it's your first appearance.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's your first appearance.
Yes, yes, yes.
You've been in the BBQ restaurant for the third time.
Oh, it's wonderful!
Yes, it is.
I'd like to make more money.
Again!
You say it clearly.
Yes, I make a lot of money.
But you should quit it.
That's right.
Is it a BBQ restaurant?
No, no, no.
This one.
Oh, is it a part-time job?
Huh? Is it a part-time job?
This one is a part-time job.
Which one is a part-time job?
This one.
Huh? This one is a part-time job.
This one is a part-time job.
Yes, it's a part-time job.
Huh?
I'd like you to take me through that hole.
With your fingers or not with your fingers?
One more time!
You lost everything.
Now I know what "part-time job" really means.
On this show, you seem like you're completely blinded by your partners.
That's right.
I think the staff feels like that too.
Really?
When I went to the waiting room, I was like this.
Really?
Yes.
I don't need this!
I thought you were talking about me.
No, I'm not!
I don't want to say this now, but...
Yes!
I still don't know why he said "waiting room" as "school".
It's hot!
If you say it like that, I'll go back to my waiting room.
Let's move on!
The 6th place of this week is...
374 points!
Chira-po-ra-o-ra-pe!
Fujiwara Fujimoto Toshiomi!
Congratulations!
This has to be a good one.
It's possible.
Your face looks sad today.
Are you more scared than usual?
Yes, I'm more nervous than usual.
Nervous.
You must be nervous.
You must have the most dangerous weapon.
Let's move on to the 6th place of this week.
Fujiwara Fujimoto Toshifumi vs. Chirapo Laolape.
Chirapo, Chirapo, Chirapo, Chirapo, Laolape.
I'm looking forward to seeing you rotting in hell, you whore!
Take this!
And this!
- What's up with you? - And this!
Rotting in hell, you whore!
Don't even think about it, in the park!
Oh, it's stuck.
Oh, it came out!
- Why did you stab me? - Oh no, oh no...
- Is your thigh red? - Oh no...
- What...
in the world...
are you doing?
- Okay! - Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
In terms of high tension...
- It was pretty high tension. - Yes, I think it was wonderful.
- Right? - Yes.
And this week's fifth place is...
492 points!
Sanjuu, Mori Sanjuu, Kurosawa Kazuko!
That's right
Are you going to drive today?
Yes
She's the main driver
I see
It seems you're happy
Yes
There are spuds under the leotard
This one?
What does it mean?
The inside of the leotard is like an elephant's skin
I can't show you that so I'm wearing this
Are you confessing your love to me?
What is this?
What are you saying?
It's true
Really?
I'm confessing my love to you
If you don't say it, we won't know
Let's hide our tears and continue
This week's 5th place
Mori Sanchu and Kurosawa Kazuko
30 points
Mori Sanchu and Kurosawa Kazuko
Here you go
I think it will be like an elephant
I thought it would be better if it was higher
It's raining now
4th or 2nd place?
This week's 4th place is
568 points
Okami Tokeo Fujiwara Haranishi Takayuki
Congratulations
It's not like you
It's simple
You two from downtown?
It's me
Thank you
Keep that in mind
Let's go to 4th place
I think so too
This week's 4th place is
Fujiwara Haranishi Takayuki
Okami Tokeo
The next song is "Effigy" by Fukada Yuki and Kishi Inoue.
They released this song in 2001.
Fukada Yuki and Kishi Inoue are a trio of musicians who have been working on this song since the early 2000s.
They've also been singing this song in their own songs, and I'm sure you've all heard of it.
In the middle of recording, Fukada Yuki and Kishi Inoue sing "Effigy" by Fukada Yuki and Kishi Inoue.
In front of my grave.
One, two, three!
Thank you very much!
You've made it this far.
The sense of stability is...
I can feel your ease.
This week's 98th place is...
Aokara Comedy No. 1,
Mr. Sakata is in the lead!
It's crunchy.
Go ahead.
No, no, no!
I'm in the lead!
Mr. Sakata, it's been a while.
Has it become like this?
Mr. Sakata, I haven't seen you for a while.
That's wonderful!
You're amazing!
You're like a fairy.
Like a fairy in the forest.
I've been wearing a tea bag all summer.
My buttocks hurt.
How old are you now?
I'm 65 years old.
65 years old?
You should learn from him!
That's wonderful!
You're like a god.
That's wonderful!
If you have two more people, my wish will come true.
Have you been to any strip theater recently?
I love it.
With me and Kent from Tommy's.
I'm president and Kent is vice president.
Who else is there?
And Yasushi Ishizawa and Kishi Katsura.
I was with Kent the other day.
We were embarrassed.
I had a hat and glasses on.
I had a big sword.
Master! Master! Don't go any further!
The bad guy said.
Who is it?
Isn't it Sagata the fool?
He always wants to seduce people.
I was embarrassed.
Fight with me!
I dug a hole in the ceiling.
Sagata the fool!
Don't go any further!
I couldn't stand it anymore.
Kotariko said.
I'm bored. Let's go for a walk.
I put my helmet on.
Sagata the fool! Kiss me!
Don't go any further!
I said.
Where are you going?
Don't go any further!
Aho!
Missiles come and go...
Aho! Aho!
Eyes close and perceiving with ears closed...
Head panics...
So many choices...
Kill me, kill me, kill me
Do it all, do it all
I'm in trouble with this show
I can't stand it
Thank you very much!
It's time for the best 3!
This week's 3rd place is...
725 points, "Wall", "Non-Stop Game", "Kokoriko", "Circular Portrait"
Congratulations!
"Wall", "Non-Stop Game", "Kokoriko", "Circular Portrait"
Welcome.
Endo-san is always dressed up.
This is it.
Do your best!
Stand by, please.
What is that?
It looks fancy.
Are you okay?
This week's 3rd place is...
"Wall", "Non-Stop Game", "Kokoriko", "Circular Portrait"
"Kokoriko", "Non-Stop Game", "Kokoriko", "Circular Portrait"
Good! Your hip joint is in good condition today!
What?
Your hip joint is in good condition today!
I'll raise it a lot!
Got it?
I'll raise your hip joint a lot!
What are you saying?
"Circular Portrait", "Kokoriko", "Circular Portrait"
"Non-Stop Game", "Kokoriko", "Circular Portrait"
He's not thinking about anything.
My life, non-stop!
Non-stop!
Non-stop! Non-stop! Non-stop!
Big, big, big, show, show, show! Big, big, big, big!
Thank you very much!
What's with you! You're always talking back!
I thought you'd be great until the middle of the show!
And now, for this week's number 2!
830 points!
I, Hakkyoi, am still here! Black mayonnaise, Kosugi Ryuichi!
Well, the chance of getting naked is really high.
It's really high!
I think it's high.
Kosugi-san, I heard you have some surprising information about Yoshida-san.
Oh, is that so?
In Tokyo, we have to work.
And for that, Yoshida-kun is calling for an oil massage.
Oh, Yoshida-san is.
So...
Wait, why are you saying that now?
Well, well!
That's all for now!
Let's go!
Why are you using my chopsticks?
Stop it, stop it!
You're using my chopsticks!
Stop it, stop it!
No! If you're going to talk like that, then bring your own episode!
After all, you're relying on me! Don't talk like that!
Well, well, well...
If I hadn't called you to the aroma shop, what would you be talking about?
Hey, what's with you?!
You don't look like you're in a good mood, but your back is a little swollen, so are you riding it?!
It's not swollen!
And it's not swollen!
It's not swollen!
And it's not swollen!
That's bad! You're doing that now to make us reconfirm it!
Let's go!
This week's number two!
Black Mayonnaise
Kosugi Ryuji
Ore! Hakkyoi Nokottemasu!
I...
I only have sumo left!
Nokotta!
Hakkyoi Nokotta!
Nokottatta!
Hai, Nokottatta!
Nokotta!
Wow!
What the wow?!
What even am I thinking?
I'm not even thinking about it!
Will we get anything from here?
What could there be?
There! There! Here we go!
This is so interesting.
There must be something here.
There must be.
There's nothing here, right?
Nothing?
My worn out shoes!
What is it?
I can't get used to it! It's so unfair!
It was there for a moment.
Yes!
It's so unfair!
Is there anything else?
Don't force it.
I dropped it.
You can do it.
Here we go.
I'm hungry!
Thank you very much!
However...
Everyone!
Please calm down.
Here is the first place.
The broadcast of "Nitteru" is already over.
The first place of this week is...
"976 points".
"Even if I can't get used to it, I can't help it".
"Can't help it"?
Hosei Yamasaki!
He spends a lot of money.
Many people may not think so.
It costs a lot of money.
Do you have more?
Did you receive it?
No.
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
Yes.
Don't you use it?
No, I don't use it.
I only use it to receive money.
Look behind you.
You are number one by holding them down.
That's right.
Thank you.
Show them what you have.
That's right.
This is number one.
I understand.
Thank you.
Are you ready?
Not at all.
You have switched it on.
Let's go.
Number one this week is...
Even if you get close, you can't help it.
I finally got it.
It's a monocosm.
It's a soft one.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I was surprised.
I was stunned.
All right, come at me!
It's coming out.
What is it?
Can I touch it?
Isn't it dry?
What is it?
The green land is the land of life!
Pretty...
Come!
Wait!
The last one!
Daddy, daddy, daddy!
Wow!
Eye! Special!
Last punch!
Consume! Punch!
This will end, won't it?
But it will be a little funny.
Right?
What is this?
This is finally funny.
It will be a little funny.
I saw it first.
I can't see it.
It's a little fast.
The rotation is fast.
So, how is it?
The last punch!
No, not the last one.
The last one!
It's not the last one yet.
Consume!
Punch!
Is it a punch?
It's not a punch, is it?
Consume!
Consume! Punch!
It's not over yet.
I was beaten!
No, it's not over yet.
I was beaten!
No, it's not over yet.
I was beaten!
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
It will continue.
Really?
Will it recover?
It will recover.
See, it's coming!
I won!
I'm a zombie!
It's fun!
It's old!
It's only funny now!
It's scary!
So, everyone, we'll do a commemorative photo shoot.
Yes, thank you!
We'll go to the camera in front of you!
Okay, kiss!