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"Classroom Series" by Shouji Murakami, which began without anyone asking for it.
"Ninja Classroom", "Greenberry Classroom", and "Pirate Classroom" were introduced.
In addition, "Pilot Classroom" was introduced.
Without evidence, "Piero Classroom", which was the fifth class last time, was introduced.
What will be introduced in "Classroom" this time?
"Ninja Classroom", "Greenberry Classroom", "Pirate Classroom", and "Pirate Classroom" were introduced.
"Ninja Classroom", "Greenberry Classroom", and "Pirate Classroom" were introduced.
"Piero Classroom", "Greenberry Classroom", and "Pirate Classroom" were introduced.
"Ninja Classroom", "Greenberry Classroom", and "Pirate Classroom" were introduced.
"Piero Classroom", "Greenberry Classroom", and "Pirate Classroom" were introduced.
You know Shouji Murakami, who started out as an actor.
If you Japanese keep lying like that, I'm going to start asking foreigners for help.
What are you saying?
I'm going to start asking foreigners for help!
Yes, yes.
Excuse me for a moment.
No problem.
How long are you going to continue this lesson?
That's right.
How long are you going to...
Who are you calling a ninja?!
I'm not a ninja.
You're not a ninja!
You're a captain!
Oh, a captain.
How long are you going to continue?
Until you become a ninja or two!
You haven't cleared anything since you became a ninja.
None of you have become a ninja!
You've been talking on the phone since you became a ninja!
You don't have any guts!
Captain, you're strong today.
You're especially strong today, captain.
You have a strong throat.
Anyway, you can't win by force.
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
I've got something for you.
No, no, no.
Take it!
You want it, don't you?
I've got something for you.
Ghostbusters' essential item...
A weapon that will turn a ghost into a ninja.
Wow, that was a huge stone.
Hey, shut up!
Hey, I'll give you this.
Hey, Matsumoto!
Yes?
This is yours.
I'm sorry.
Put it back!
Put it back?
Endo!
Yes?
Thank you.
What are you doing? You're turning back!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
It's heavy.
Hana-chan!
Yes?
Thank you.
Well, then...
Captain...
Yes?
I don't have a weapon.
You don't want it?
No.
Give it to me.
Yes.
Wait a minute, Okano!
Yes!
Why does he always get it?
Oh, come on.
You're always complaining!
Wow!
It's heavy.
It's a big mess.
Wow!
This is...
It's a problem.
Huh?
From now on...
Huh?
This is...
This is a washing machine.
Oh, really?
Where did you see a washing machine?
No...
Where did you see a...
From which angle did you see a washing machine?
I know! From which angle did you see a washing machine?
You... From which angle did you see this?
What?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's heavy, but...
It's not just a normal washing machine.
It's a perfect washing machine, isn't it?
Isn't it?
I'll show you. Actually, this is made by the latest generation of eggplant.
Eggplant? Eggplant?
Eggplant?
Is it a high grade?
High grade. High grade.
High grade.
Is it high grade eggplant?
It's low grade!
It's low grade, isn't it?
It's the opposite of what the ghost told me!
Oh, I see.
It's like a doll.
It's low grade.
Well, then...
Hurry up and show me.
Okay.
It's a washing machine, you idiot!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's a washing machine, so wash it with all your heart!
I'm the only one who can say it!
Well... Where do you think the ghost is usually, Matsumoto?
Well... What do you think?
Isn't it something like a storage unit or a attic?
It's not safe to say that about your sister's problem.
Go and talk to her.
She's a little clumsy.
She's clumsy.
Isn't she coming?
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
What?!
What's up?
No...
Tenpatton...
I'm sorry.
I said it.
Who said it?!
I said "tenpatton."
It's not "tenpatton."
Don't say it!
It's not "tenpatton"!
What are you talking about?!
It's "tenpatton," isn't it?!
Yes, yes. I know.
I thought about what would be the best choice of words...
But...
There are too many words in my head.
It's like there's nothing in my mouth.
It's "tenpatton."
Who said "tenpatton"?!
I'm sorry.
Who said "tenpatton"?!
I'm going to say it for real now.
Okay.
I'm going to say it.
Let's do it.
Let's go!
GHOST!
BUSTER!
GHOST!
BUSTER!
GHOST!
BUSTER!
GHOST!
BUSTER!
GHOST!
BUSTER!
GHOST!
BUSTER!
GHOST!
What are you doing?
Come back here.
We're pretty far away...
I'm working hard, but it's too heavy!
Take it off!
Take it back.
It's too heavy.
I didn't think I'd run like this up a slope.
We can take it off now, right?
Huh?!
Give me your bag.
- Can I? - Yeah.
I'm going to tell your dad...
Never mind. Let's go.
I'm going to tell your dad... Never mind. Let's go.
Ghostbusters have to find and deal with ghosts that we don't know when they will appear.
I'm going to give you guys this soba.
And I'm going to put a ghost doll in it.
And when you put it in...
Ghost, I found you!
Oh, I see.
We don't know when they will appear.
Shall we try it?
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
Ghost, I found you!
Okay!
Thank you!
Where did you find it?
I found it as soon as I put it in.
Thank you!
Great!
Thank you!
Shall we do this?
Enasa.
It's an old song.
Can we sing it?
Great!
Thank you!
Shall we go to Hamada?
Will Hamada be able to overcome this tough training?
Good luck!
I don't want it.
I know you don't like me.
Don't play with me!
I'm sorry!
We're all going to fight monsters!
Monsters?
Monsters in Congo?
You've been looking at me for a while now!
It's not like that...
Let's do it!
Good luck!
Ouch!
Wow, there's two of them!
Wow, there's one too!
You stopped, didn't you?
Yes!
Thank you!
Did you spit it out?
I thought you were going!
I thought there were two of them!
I'm sorry!
That's amazing!
Thank you!
This is amazing!
Yes?
One of them usually eats it.
I see.
It's wrong.
It's wrong, this one.
Next, Yamasaki, who isn't too fond of the captain, will challenge.
Be careful!
A monster is coming!
If a monster comes, it's a discovery!
It's coming!
You're still eating it!
It's coming!
Something's coming for sure!
It's coming, right?
It's probably a monster!
I'm scared!
It's coming!
If it comes, it's a discovery!
It's coming!
How is it?
It doesn't look like it!
How is it?
It's already coming!
It's coming!
How is it?
It's coming, right?
It's already coming, right?
It's coming!
Do you know why I'm beaten up like this?
Why?
It's because of your father!
When your father was working at Namiya Soba,
I was beaten up badly!
I told him to stay in the soba shop, but he gave me money!
I couldn't see in front of me because of my tears!
Do you know what your father said at the time?
Stay with me.
You're fired.
- What? - Give me a break!
- We all worked hard to find the ghost. - Yes, we did.
- Got it. I'll give you one more chance. - Yes, thank you!
Sometimes you hide from the ghost and wait for a chance.
If you're found, you're dead for sure.
First of all, there's a cat here. And then...
I'll have you ride your bike up there.
If you shout "Ugh!" or "Argh!" when you ride up there,
I'll kick you out of the bike.
You can't kick me out of the bike.
- Matsumoto! - Yes!
- Can you lie down? - Yes.
- Where do you want to go? - I'm scared.
Put your hands in your pockets.
- I'm scared. - Captain!
- I'm scared, captain! - I'm the ghost!
- I'll ride up there. - Yes!
- Are you serious? - Yes!
- Captain! - Captain!
He's really scared.
- Let's go! - This is dangerous.
Put your hands in your pockets!
- Don't shout! - I'm scared!
Don't shout!
- I'm scared! - What's wrong?
- This is dangerous. - I'm scared.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
I'm scared!
Shut up!
Captain, I'm scared!
- I'm sorry! - Don't shout!
- This is dangerous. - It's dangerous!
- Please be careful! - It's dangerous!
Shut up!
- You! - I'm sorry!
Shut up!
I was scared, captain!
- I'm sorry! - Are you eaten?!
- I'm sorry! - It's true.
- If you're chased by a ghost like this... - Yes.
- Tanaka... - Yes?
- Do it. - What?
- I'm going to run. - What?
- By bicycle... - Wait a minute!
- What? - I'm going to be a ghost.
- I see. - To a ghost.
- Not only by bicycle! - I see.
- Go a little higher. - Yes.
- Where are you going to run? - I'm going to run.
- Where are you going to run? - I don't know!
Hey, ghost! Don't say "I can run around here"!
- Are you stupid?! - No, I'm not stupid!
I'm sorry, but I can't do this.
Are you in a position to say that?
- No! - When we were in the dressing room...
- Yes. - Do you remember I asked you to tell me about comedy?
- Yes. - At first.
But you told me not to ask me questions about comedy.
I won't forget it.
You're the one who said I fell in the second round of "R-1"!
- Hey! - Is it up to your head?
No matter how you look at it, it's down there!
You took off your red handkerchief then, didn't you, Bouguet?
- It's out. - It's out.
- It's out, isn't it?
- It's fine. - Yes!
- Why does it hurt so much?
You said it, didn't you?!
Ow! Ow!
Take off your glasses, you idiot!
Ow!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - You can't laugh, either!
I'm sorry!
Ghosts hate being surprised or laughed at more than usual.
Next is "training to maintain a calm mind".
Training to maintain a calm mind.
No matter what happens, if you scream "wah!" or "kyah!" you'll never be caught.
Yes.
On the contrary, if you're knocked over after you've turned around,
you'll just come flying at you.
- It's not coming at me. - No, it's not coming at you.
It's coming at you!
When I was asked to bring pictures of me as a child,
I only had this one, so I always brought it out.
This is my mother, Kazumi Murakami.
This is Detective Murakami.
He's not Shouji. He's Jinanbo.
But he always said, "This is for me."
I'm poor and don't like exposure,
so I have pictures of me as a child!
So I always brought them out.
This is my father, Naoyoshi Murakami.
You know him, don't you?
He's a detective.
He's a little older now.
Thank you for waiting!
This is my relative's house.
I called to renovate it.
You remember this, don't you?
It came out earlier.
- This is a detective. - Detective.
- Detective Murakami. - And this is...
- This is my relative's house. - Your relative's house.
And this is...
I'm poor and don't like exposure,
so I had pictures of me as a child!
You can tell from the background, can't you?
You just lost to my explanation!
What's with you?!
But you know...
What's with that "just"?!
Hey!
Is it okay?
All right!
Yes!
Go back!
Yes!
Let's run and jump from here!
Run and jump?!
Can't we get out?!
Huh?!
What is it like?!
Like this?!
Oh!
It's here!
Yes.
Here.
Can you do it?!
Yes!
Wow!
Endo!
Yes!
Endo!
You go!
Wow!
You lose in combat!
Here!
Yes!
Yodagi!
Huh?!
Wow!
Ghost extermination...
It's because you're short.
Huh?!
Oh, that didn't have anything to do with ghosts.
It doesn't!
Huh?!
You know that, don't you?!
Yes, I'm sorry!
Yes, we're sorry!
We'll do our best!
We've been doing all kinds of things since Golden all night!
Yes, we're sorry!
Feel it!
It's because you're short.
Something like that.
Let's do it one last time!
The strongest ghost, Marshmallow Man,
will see the results of his day in martial arts training.
If we exterminate Marshmallow Man,
the world will be saved.
Yes.
Right?
And today, I'm going to have Marshmallow Man...
help me.
Yes.
I'm going to have Marshmallow Man...
Yes.
help me.
Yes.
If it's rock-paper-scissors or something like that,
there's a lot of things like cheating and stuff like that, right?
Yes.
So I want Marshmallow Man to...
Who thinks Yamazaki is good?
No one?
Who thinks Tanaka is good?
No one?
Then...
End!
No one?
Hamada!
Yes!
One vote.
Hamada! One vote!
One vote.
Hamada!
Yes!
One vote.
Wait! Wait!
No one?
Then last...
Murakami!
Yes!
What was that sneeze?!
I don't think you should do that.
Hey!
I'm sorry!
You don't have a partner, do you?!
I don't think you should do that.
I'm sorry!
Murakami, sneeze!
Can't you just sneeze and lose?!
Please!
Can't be helped. I'll do it.
Yes!
Then...
I'll go change.
Marshmallow Man.
Marshmallow Man...
Yes!
Please!
Marshmallow Man...
Yes!
Please!
Marshmallow mud!
I thought you'd say it.
Hey you guys! Shoot me!
Yes!
If you don't attack me until I melt, I'll attack you!
Yes!
Got it?
Everyone, get in position!
Yes!
Captain, is this okay?
Yes, anything is fine!
Yes!
If you don't move, I'll attack you!
Yes!
Is it okay?
Yes!
Come on!
Yes!
It's cold! It's cold!
It's cold!
Marshmallow mud!
Wait!
Marshmallow mud has melted.
We did it!
Today's bad news is...
Let's flush the water!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you!
Everyone, get out of here!
Where are you shooting from?!
What angle are you shooting from?!