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No double! No wings either!
"Unknown life" stand-in, Piccadilly's ultimate fortune- teller, tonight you will witness a miracle!
Good evening, I'm your host, Shigeru Kajibara.
And once again, we have gathered here today for those of you who will be witnessing a miracle.
These are "downtown" musical instruments users and others.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
Um...
Yes?
You're still doing this?
Yes.
Up until now, fortune-tellers, "magic" champion, "man- biki-g" host, and "stalkers"...
In reality, their true identities were...
"unknown life" outstanding stand-ins!
Um...
Stand-ins...
Um...
But this "Babylon" too...
Yes.
"Hamada", "Matsumoto", "Yamagito", "Kaito" in the middle...
Yes.
"Picca"!
It must be here, right?
It must be here.
Well then...
Let me introduce...
Great-arms-and-levers stand-in...
"Piccadilly" Umeda-san!
With a giant body...
National health insurance market price is zero!
Its height is reasonable welcome zero!
Tonight, "Piccadilly" Umeda's terrifying technique will explode!
See, you bought "Piccan" properly.
Ah, you bought it for me.
I knew it.
Now, "Piccadilly"-san is currently in Hollywood...
Can I bite you?
Yes.
You just bit me.
Fight! Fight!
Fight!
Nice to meet you!
"Piccadilly"-san is currently doing a great job in Hollywood.
Yes.
And "Piccadilly"-san's body itself...
Confirms his history as a stand-in until now.
What?!
Can I say something?
Of course, I'm very sorry, but...
"Piccadilly"-san, please have a look.
Is he really a stand-in?
Yes.
Ah, that's amazing!
What I'd like you to see is...
Yes.
His arm here.
Please have a look at this scar.
Ah, there's a scar.
It's a scar from when we filmed "Indy Jones".
"Indy Jones"?
"Indy Jones".
What was in it?
If you look here...
This is "diehard"'s "one".
"One"!
And below is "diehard"'s "two".
"One", "two"...
Yes, "one", "two".
And then...
Can you see this scar?
Ah, it hurts!
This is actually...
The latest film...
"Transformers"...
With the big truck going like "wahhh"...
It's a scar from that time.
It's not "Transformers"...
It's from a year ago.
It's recent.
Until now, in most of Hollywood films...
Except for "Rush Hour 2"...
All of the films...
Have this scar.
That's weird.
All of them?
That's a lot of them.
All of them?
Except for all of them?
And...
With a stand-in like "Piccadilly"-san...
There's a very close interaction with famous Hollywood celebrities.
Really?
This time, we've obtained proof of that.
It's true.
We've borrowed it from the home of a major Hollywood actor.
It's a fake video.
Really?
Jack Nicholson, congratulations on your marriage.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry that I can't attend your wedding because of the sudden cancellation of the wedding.
By the way, Jack Nicholson and I often talked about our dreams together as a Hollywood voice actor.
You speak English, too.
Since then, Jack Nicholson has been passionate about acting.
From now on, Jack Nicholson will work hard on his acting career at night and build a family of his own.
But Jack Nicholson doesn't have to do this.
That's right.
This is a video of Jack Nicholson's wedding celebration 20 to 30 years ago.
Even now, Jack Nicholson is very close with Jack Nicholson.
Do you lend or borrow records?
No, I don't lend or borrow records.
You should borrow them.
It's not just Jack Nicholson.
It's also a flytape video of Jack Nicholson and Jack Nicholson's home party.
Let's watch it.
It happens every time.
Let's watch it.
Today's party is over.
Peter Terry, how are you?
What are you doing?
What are you taking out of your pocket?
What's the party today?
Do you have a bug?
What are you doing?
Whose impersonation is it?
Just once, okay?
Of course.
AJAILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
That's awful.
I've never seen anything like it.
You can't even speak like that.
So, Mr. Picadilly, what is Bruce Willis like normally?
He's a very healthy guy.
That's awful.
He's a healthy guy.
Was that party just the two of you?
No one else was in it, right?
Should we ask?
Yes.
Just the two of you.
Should we ask?
Yes, we'd like to know.
What about other famous people?
Should we ask?
Yes, we'd like to know.
After this, Mr. Picadilly is attacked.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Monkey? Rat?
It's a rat.
Is there anything you're troubled about?
When he's out and about, he's very lonely.
It's hard for me to go out with him.
Is this handmade?
All of this is new instruments?
That's right.
Do you wear a yukata in the summer?
Would you like me to change?
Oh, it's summer festival.
I hope there are people who will take care of you.
Do you have a fan page about pets?
♪ Because I love you ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ I don't need anything or worry ♪
♪ My time ♪
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There is a review for lending and implementing.
A warm lunch will be made by Hot Mot on Thursday, May 15.
Hot Mot begins. By Prenas.
Men who risk their lives in an instant.
Stuntmen.
How dangerous a challenge they will do.
How to get closer to their limits.
That is their position.
Stuntmen who live in such a harsh world.
Legendary men who worship God.
I want you to see many of those glorious miracles.
1974, Portugal.
A new legend was engraved on this land.
That is...
A car in its 20s lined up in a row.
A front-row unmanned stand that you can ride on a bike and jump over.
From the start, it runs all the way to the jump stand in full throttle.
At once to the stand, and then to the landing.
Speed, timing of the jump, and landing.
Mistakes are not allowed in all of them.
A moment of hesitation will immediately cause death.
Mistakes are not allowed in all of them.
This reckless stand that everyone has been hesitating to try.
The man who raised his name is...
The standman who doesn't know life.
It's Piccadilly Umeda.
If you stand on his stand, all your bad habits will come back to life.
Familiar faces line up.
In the stand, the crew in bed is indispensable.
Among them, there is a man whom Piccadilly puts all of his trust in.
Piccadilly! You're still alive?!
I thought you were dead a long time ago!
The stand world's young warrior.
Vicky Koshigaya.
Piccadilly's stand is made up of all of his crew and friends.
If it weren't for him, Piccadilly wouldn't have existed today.
If you look at his stand, the others only look like a big game.
If anyone tries to stop Piccadilly's challenge...
Even if it's the president...
I'll beat them up!
You're not interested, are you?
You don't understand, do you?
The standman has a jinx.
In Piccadilly's case, he erases the number "four" that reminds him of death from his surroundings.
By doing this, he makes the goddess of victory smile.
However, this doesn't make him less anxious.
In front of the stand, he's always nervous.
Hey! Koshigaya!
I know you!
What?!
I don't know you at all!
Piccadilly chases away the crew who suddenly approaches him.
He feels a sense of tension.
At that time, the crew was diligently preparing for the scene.
Not a single screw loosened is forgiven.
And then...
When this is over, let's go for a drink!
Before the show, he talks with his trusted friends.
Even his dearest girlfriend.
Baby, you're the only one for me. Make sure you come back.
Don't tell me...
Your tongue looks like a bug's?
You're a bad guy!
Erosion!
He is indeed a bad guy.
But is this also Stuntman's fate?
Finally, Piccadilly's challenge begins.
By the way...
Can I bite you?
Now, the flag has been raised.
At the same time as the start, he accelerates.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
He aims for a jump from a full throttle.
And then...
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
What is it? Is there a continuation?
Piccadilly and the bike became one, and it landed beautifully with a beautiful parabola.
It decided the first victory.
Piccadilly's dream was to make a super-hard constant too easily.
This is the reason for worshiping God.
A diamond-shaped waterfall that spans America and Canada.
In 1995, Piccadilly tried to challenge the world's largest stand, this waterfall, which boasts a maximum latitude of 56 meters, on stage.
It is said that this waterfall will dive in Canada alone.
However, the two gears did not match.
ZIGS!
Suddenly, Piccadilly's roar echoed.
What's wrong?
The guardian of that anger was pointed at Mickey.
What's going on between you two?
My Ziggs... Can you tell me why?
Can you tell me why?
The camera was recording.
What's wrong?
Mickey was wearing numbers that Piccadilly hates.
Piccadilly's anger did not subside.
He was bitten by Mickey.
And finally...
Get rid of me! Get rid of me! Get rid of me!
He said goodbye to his irreplaceable partners.
That was Piccadilly's answer.
Who are you talking to?
To such Piccadilly...
The rising waterfall opened its mouth wide and bit him.
Can I bite the devil in hell?
Piccadilly, who lost his partner, now offers himself up.
The devil's mouth draws Piccadilly in.
This is bad.
If swallowed, there is no guarantee of returning alive.
This is impossible.
A violent flow.
There is nothing human can do.
The devil's mouth draws closer.
From here, it's a no-cut.
The screen is slightly above left, but you can confirm Piccadilly's appearance.
And now, the waterfall!
I don't know!
It's not reflected!
Even from a different angle, it's good from the top right of the screen.
Are you there?
In addition, Piccadilly's visual camera captures the shock.
Here, the video is interrupted.
The crew, waiting for a chance, look for Picadilly's figure.
However, they can't find it.
It was the moment when everyone came up with the worst scenario.
The camera captured a faint shadow reflected in the water.
No way...
It can't be!
It's Picadilly!
This is the miracle of life!
Humans swore to nature's fear!
It was Picadilly, a stand-in who didn't know life.
He is a man who stands up for the people.
It was wonderful.
How was it?
There is no image that can confirm it.
Hagi-chan...
It was amazing, wasn't it?
I think it's amazing if it's true.
It was amazing.
Yara-chan was rich.
Yara-like Yara.
Do you want me to help you?
I'd like to hear it.
What about the nail pattern?
Do you want me to help you?
I can't tell you anything today.
I was a little worried about Jessie-san.
She had a boyfriend.
If her boyfriend had that nail pattern, she wouldn't be here.
That's right.
Why wasn't Jessie-san there?
They broke up.
I see.
Why?
I still love her.
But they broke up.
Endo...
You broke up, didn't you?
Endo...
Go to Chiaki.
Again?!
That's right.
That's how it is.
That's right.
They broke up at the end of the year.
They're both alone now.
Tell him.
It can't be helped.
Chiagi, I love you.
It's funny.
Actually, everyone, this time it's a private broadcast of "Gaki no Tsukai".
It's sealed in Hollywood.
They say they want to challenge the legendary stunt.
Can we see it in front of us?
You can see it in front of you.
However, we would like you to see a miracle stunt.
You will be the first winner of a great history in front of the TV.
Can I make my life miserable?
Are you Begoshi?
Are you Gekai?
But I didn't think Shirato would become a dog.
I didn't think it either.
Then contact me.
It's free, so call me for free.
How was "Gaki no Tsukai"?
Did you have fun?
Yeah, it's just "banzai", soft banzai.
I'm Tom Hanks.
I hope you like our new film "Charlie Wilson's War" when it plays in Japan.
"Charlie Wilson's War".
Good. I think that was good.
"Charlie Wilson's War".
I still had it.
Did you forget it?
That's right!
I forgot it!
Don't overdo it, okay?
Mitsui Sumitomo Banking Group's "At Home", a non- refundable plan.
Nikki Mouse
They've come to a place where you can watch "The Legend of Stunt" in the morning!
Look over there!
Rod Cadery is also on standby!
Look at this!
This is a dynamite.
If you don't press the stopper after a certain amount of time, it will explode.
Can you see the red button 50 meters ahead of you?
Yes, we can see it.
That's the button that stops the time bomb.
If you don't press it, it will explode at a certain amount of time.
In addition, there is a gate that prevents you from moving.
This is the first obstacle.
It's a net.
You have to go through the net.
The key is how fast you can go through the net.
That's right.
The second gate is a pin ball carrier.
The key is to balance the ball well.
That's right.
The next gate is 3cm high and 3m60cm in length.
- Is it average? - Yes, it is. - 3cm high and 3m60cm in length. - Isn't it too small? - No, it's not. - It's quite high. - Really?
Finally, they look for what suits them without using their hands.
The time loss here will take their lives.
- If you push this button within the set time - If you push it hard - If you push it hard, this automatic load device will be blocked. - I see.
- We don't do this kind of thing when we are told not to do it. - That's right. - We don't show it.
And this time, they cleared this 50-meter difficult course in 10 seconds!
No, no, no, no, Mr. Kajiyama!
Mr. Kajiyama, that's a little...
If you don't push this in 10 seconds...
If you don't do it, that will explode!
Even if you say that, you can't do anything like this!
You can't do it!
Four waterways and 50m of coastline...
If they're cleared, they'll reach the goal in 10 seconds.
This reckless stunt is unthinkable for ordinary people.
If it fails...
Can you look over there for a moment?
It's Piccadilly!
It's exactly like Piccadilly himself!
Wow, wow!
His clothes, his face, his hat...
Everything is just like Piccadilly himself!
Yes!
Please think that you've exceeded your time!
5 seconds left! Now 4 seconds!
And 3 seconds! 2 seconds! 1 second!
Fire!
You're doing it too much!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's all ruined!
There's no trace of Piccadilly-san!
You're doing it too much!
This is Piccadilly-san's!
Piccadilly-san...
What's with that expression?!
Harry Potter and the Magic School...
Inside the balloon...
There's an egg!
Why is this happening?!
That secret will be revealed in "Tomorrow's World"!
Are you Begoci?!
Are you Gekai?!
But I didn't think Shirato would become a dog!
I didn't think either!
Then, contact me!
It's free, so call me for free!
How was the parade?
Was it fun?
Yes.
Tadatomo Banzai. Soft band.
Good morning!
Oh, that's for in the morning!
Of course!
Then, give me that much!
Good morning!
Morning only!
Wanda Morning Shot!
You've been following me since morning!
Yes!
It's impossible after all.
Plan change!
Please check the content of the contract.
Those eyes are always looking ahead.
The world's first.
Electronic eyes.
EyeSight.
Preventing danger.
Controlling brakes.
SUBARU free release. birth.
Hey there, hi there, who's there? You're as welcome as can be.
M-i-c-k-e-y-m-o-u-s-c-e.
Mickey Mouse.
A room with a big window.
A room with a lot of green.
A room with a lot of storage.
A room where you can walk to the sea.
I'll answer your selfishness.
I'll look for a room.
Mr. Kikaderi, are you ready?
Please raise your right hand if you like.
Is it OK?
It's OK.
OK, let's go!
Ready...
Go!
Go for it!
Start!
It's 9 seconds!
It's 8 seconds!
It's been 8 seconds!
It's trying to go from 8 seconds to 7 seconds!
It's going from 7 seconds to 6 seconds, Mr. Kikaderi!
There's only 5 seconds left!
It's 5 seconds left!
Is there no more time left?
It's trying to go from 5 seconds to 6 seconds!
6 seconds is finally ended!
No no!
6 seconds is almost up!
Oh!
The ball has fallen!
Is it a net?
The ball is trying to go for something!
6 seconds have passed!
Only 5 seconds left!
It is carefully advancing!
It is slowly catching up the ball!
It's trying to go to 4 seconds!
It's better to go on average!
It's too slow!
It's trying to go from 4 seconds to 3 seconds!
The time left is almost the middle of 3 seconds!
I can see it! I can see it! I can see it at all!
I believe in darkness!
I can see it!
I believe in darkness!
And on the left side of the gate, there is only 3 seconds left!
In the remaining 3 seconds, will he be able to hit his own blade through this powder?
Did he put it in his teeth? Did he put it in his groin?
2 seconds!
It's not just there, there's plenty of time!
The remaining time is now 3 seconds!
It increased! It increased!
I can see it! I can see it!
It's a hand! It's a hand!
It's a hand!
The remaining time has increased again!
The remaining time is now 3 seconds!
It's there! It's there!
The remaining time is now 3 seconds!
Now! It's barely there!
The remaining time is now 1 second!
He's looking at the clock right now!
The remaining time is now 1 second!
He pushed it off!
Oh! 9.99 seconds!
It's a great success!
The moment of justice has finally arrived for us!
He did it!
He caught it!
It's a very reckless discovery!
However, Piccadilly saved his life!
Let's go, everyone!
Go ahead!
Now, we're leaving!
With the great work of Mr. Piccadilly,
the dynamite is exploding!
Where are you going?
Excuse me, we didn't even have a watch,
so we can't say for sure,
but you didn't think it was exactly 10 seconds, did you?
I'm going to measure the exact time,
but I don't think it's 2 seconds, 3 seconds, or more than that.
To be honest, I don't know what to do.
Why don't you do it while looking at the clock?
We caught it.
That's why we brought it with us.
That's why we can't get it.
That's why we brought it with us.
We brought it with us.
Can you do it one more time?
10 seconds is too long.
We came all the way here.
I don't think we can do it.
Can we go home today?
You know...
What?
Mr. Piccadilly has been working hard all this time.
Mr. Piccadilly?
Mr. Piccadilly has been working hard all this time.
Isn't it okay?
Don't call me "grandpa."
Mr. Piccadilly, let's all grow up a little bit.
Um...
Is it okay for me to call you "grandpa"?
He keeps saying it over and over again.
I want to say it too much.
Mr. Piccadilly, a car for a flight to Canada has arrived at Narita Airport.
Please move it.
Let's go and give it a ride.
I won't let you have it.
Here you go.
Ami, you're in the way.
We can't go to Narita, can we?
That's right.
I won't let you have it.
Which country will allow me to have it?
See you later.