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Before the recording of "Gaki no Tsukai",
Once upon a time when they were excited about a travel story...
- Let's go on a trip. - Traveling is not allowed.
However, that man doesn't appear.
- Whoa, whoa, I was surprised! - Man...
- You're surprised, right? - No, I was surprised more than that.
- Are you a gorilla? - I'm a gorilla.
- Oh, you're a gorilla. - No, I'm a hamama.
- Are you a hamama? - No, no, I'm surprised more than that.
- Huh? - There's a kappa over there.
Wait a minute, what's wrong with you?
There's a kappa.
Nearby.
Is it a kappa at this hour?
I think it's a male, but it doesn't say there's a kappa.
Who says it?
Everyone!
Everywhere!
It says "kappa, kappa!"
Who says it?
Everyone!
Why does everyone say it?
Because you don't say it!
Isn't there a kappa?
There's a kappa, right?
Well...
There's a woodpecker...
Right?
That's what I heard.
I'm serious.
There's a kappa, right?
Nearby.
Is it a park?
A park with waterfalls?
I'd like you to go further than that.
Right?
There's a kappa.
There's a kappa, right?
There is.
But is it a park?
It's right nearby.
A park with waterfalls.
You'll know as soon as you go there.
You'll know where it is right away.
I see.
Well, then...
We don't have much time.
Should we go?
Let's go.
It's early in the morning and there's a lot of people.
It's going to be a big deal.
It's the worst if we get seen.
That's right.
Well, then...
Huh?
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
What about you, Tanaka?
Oh, I...
Um...
I'll go after I'm ready.
Really?
Yes.
Let's go.
Kappa
An unidentified creature that has been passed down since ancient Japan, Kappa.
Although there are many witnesses, no one has seen it before.
However, Kappa suddenly appeared out of nowhere and suddenly approached.
He has caught it.
It looks like it's going down.
Look, look, look.
This is it.
It's a waterfall.
It's not here.
Isn't it here?
It's here, but it's not here.
It's not here, but it's okay.
Look, look, look.
Who is it?
Look, look, look.
It's Kappa.
Kappa?
It's Kappa.
I knew it.
It's a big Kappa.
It's big.
Wait.
Wow, wow, wow.
Whoa.
It's wet in the mud, as we thought.
It's a big scoop.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is amazing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey!
Don't say that!
Where is it?
No, no, no.
I'm a little surprised now.
That's right.
I can't say that, I can't say that.
Let's go somewhere.
No, no, no, I'm a little surprised now.
That's right.
I don't know what to say.
That was about 180.
It was over 180, wasn't it?
And the shell was very small.
The shell was small.
So it's different from what I imagined.
It's different.
It's coming out.
Did it go back into the sea?
Did it go back?
That's great.
That's great, that's great, that's great.
It was there.
That's great.
It was there.
Really?
It was there.
Why didn't you go there?
I was going to go there, but I didn't know the exact location.
You idiot.
It's not a park with a waterfall.
Really?
It was there.
Was it there?
How big do you think the shell was?
I think it was about 1 meter.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What? 180...
180...
It was very big.
A little bit.
You're kidding me.
You're kidding me, right?
I'm glad.
I forgot to take a picture.
You didn't?
I didn't.
I forgot to take a picture.
Tanaka.
What?
Is it Kappa's picture?
Yes.
I didn't take it. I don't have a camera.
Picture?
If you take it now, you won't make it to the newspaper.
I'll bring it. I'll bring it.
I don't care about tomorrow's director.
It's a big scoop.
I forgot, Tanaka.
I didn't take a picture.
It was there, but...
Don't you eat cucumbers?
You like it, don't you?
Kappa told me about it.
You like cucumbers, don't you?
Get some cucumbers and bring it over.
I have to go out and take a picture.
Let's go.
I'll go after I eat something.
That's enough. Let's go.
I'm precious.
I'll go after you.
I'll go after you eat something.
I don't care. Let's go.
I'm precious.
I'll go after you.
In order to capture that image in a photo, we went to a park in a city jungle again.
It might be a game.
I want to see it.
I want to see it one more time.
This is dangerous.
Flash is a little dim.
That's right.
It's dimmer than before.
Come out.
Where is it?
It hasn't changed at all.
It was different earlier.
Is it possible to go to a different place?
Let's wait here.
Come out.
Flash appeared in front of us again.
It's coming in front of me.
Okay, okay.
Take a picture of me.
Hey!
This is a joke.
Hey!
It's very close.
It's water.
It's a little far.
Do you want to throw a cucumber?
Flash!
Flash! Flash! Flash!
It's doing something.
Wait a minute. It's doing something.
It's amazing.
Flash!
It's very close.
Does it mean that it's hungry?
I think so.
Do you want to throw it?
I don't have much.
Flash!
Hey!
It responded.
Flash!
Try throwing it!
I don't have much.
Hey!
It responded.
Hey, kappa!
Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Kappa! Look at me!
It's going to collapse.
Is it going to collapse?
It's hard to understand.
Is it really going to collapse?
Hey!
Kappa!
Come here! Come here! Come here!
Come closer!
Hey!
It collapsed!
Did you take a picture?
Yes, I did.
Did you take it properly?
Yes, I did.
You like it, don't you?
Well...
But you're drunk, don't you?
Yes, I am.
Isn't it enough for a newspaper reporter?
Would you take it for me?
Right?
No, it's very expensive.
It's very expensive, isn't it?
Wow, this is amazing!
It was eating a cucumber!
It was eating it!
I'm glad!
The picture is perfect!
I'm glad!
Wow, this is...
What is this?
Amazing! Amazing!
Wow!
It's coming out!
You thought it was me, didn't you?
Are you serious?
Look at it!
Wow!
It's coming out!
Look at the left side!
Are you serious?
Wow!
It's coming out!
Wow!
It's big, isn't it?
Wow!
It's big!
It's about...
It's about... 181cm.
It's turning its head to me.
Maybe it understands me.
Well...
Maybe it does.
It was eating a cucumber!
Oh, really?
I knew it!
Look at this.
It's fishing.
Oh!
Show me again.
That's it.
It's right there.
It's completely a kappa.
Isn't it hard to tell if it's a kappa?
It's hard to tell.
It's a little more...
You were at your limit, weren't you?
Honestly.
It's pretty close.
But it's...
Turn your head more this way!
Oh, my...
It's hard to tell.
It's like a military store.
Really?
It's hard to tell.
I think it's kappa.
If you show me this, you don't know anything.
It's hard to tell.
That's right.
Let's go again!
It's the same.
If you show me more...
It's a big scoop.
What's wrong with you?
Let's go see it.
You look different.
Your hair is wet.
I'm sweating.
Sweating? What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're dirty.
Let's go see it.
Can you do it?
Can you take a picture of me?
Can you do it? Can you take a picture of me?
Can Kappo have friends?
We went to Mitabi Park...
He's pretty tight.
But he's been saying he can do it for a while.
It's disgusting to say he can do it.
Can you make such a good dream come true?
That's weird.
I hope there's a B.
I see.
Where was it?
It's here.
Is it here?
Kappa!
Isn't it here?
Kappa!
Isn't it here?
The waterfall isn't flowing.
It's here.
It's pretty big.
It's a cold night.
Family? What?
Is it the original one?
The one in front of you.
The original one is the one in front of you.
Kyota!
Are you drinking alcohol?
Yes, I am.
Kizakura.
Kizakura?
This house is easy to understand.
Will you listen to me?
I won't listen to you.
Get down from there.
What?
I won't listen to you.
Get down from there.
You big bad guy!
Get down from there.
You two, get down from there.
Get down from there.
I said you two, get down from there!
Get down!
I'm not angry at you.
Then, wait!
Can you not talk?
I'm not that bad.
I'm wearing a coat.
Somehow...
Do you know about human?
Then...
If you're over there...
Hey!
Call...call me!
Wait!
Wait for me!
It's coming.
I'm scared.
It's coming.
I'm scared.
It's coming.
I'm scared.
Hey!
Come here!
Hey!
It's coming.
I'm scared.
Wait!
Don't move!
It's so sudden.
Can you eat it suddenly?
Can you cry?
Try crying.
I can't.
Try crying.
I can't.
Can you try crying?
I can't.
Okay.
Try crying with louder voice.
Can you cry?
Look at me.
Louder!
Did you get it?
Louder!
Look over here!
Louder!
Hold the cucumber and look over here!
What?
The cucumber...
I knew it! I knew it! He loves it!
He's eating it! He's eating it!
Can you introduce me to them?
Can you show me what kind of relationship we have?
What kind of relationship...
Do you know?
What kind of...
...comrade...
...relationship?
Comrade!
Com...
Comrade!
Com...
"Nakama" ("colleagues" in Japanese)
You mean A?
May I introduce myself?
"Matsumoto" ("Matsumoto")
Do say it, do say it!
"Matsumoto" ("Matsumoto" in Japanese)
"Motto" ("motto")
"Matsumoto" ("matsumoto")
You even say it!
"Nakama" ("colleagues" in Japanese)
" Nakama" ("colleagues" in Japanese)
Together!
Hamada!
Together!
Hamada!
Matsumoto!
Together!
Endo!
Endou!
He's not it!
End!
Do!
Endo!
Aikata!
Ta!
Na!
Nakama!
Nadahama!
Natsumoto!
Konomi!
Endo!
Oh!
Hey!
It's gone!
What are they doing?
Let's go see it
Wow
It's amazing
I want to see a snowman
A snowman
It's summer though
It's summer though!
I have something to ask you, Mr. Matsumoto.
There are a lot of pigeons in the park, but there aren't many opportunities to see pigeons dying in the park.
Where do pigeons die?
Well, first of all, I don't know why you're asking me that.
No, no, it's nothing.
I didn't think you'd ask someone like that.
No, no, you know everything.
I'm a college student.
Eighteen years old.
That's right.
Even if you're a college student and you don't know it, it's nice of you to be honest like this.
Please tell me.
Basically, pigeons don't die.
I don't know what "basically" means.
Don't they die?
Basically, pigeons don't die.
They do wobble, though.
Wow, okay.
I'm not good at this.
It's like, "they do wobble."
I'm going to die.
It's like, "they do wobble." I'm going to die.
But basically you don't die.
Basically you don't die.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what I feel.
But there are some people who die, right?
No, but basically you don't die.
So no new pigeons have been born yet.
Pigeons.
They do wobble.
The pigeons we've seen since we were kids have always been "they do wobble."
But don't they die once in a while?
It's like, "no way, they're dead all of a sudden."
Pigeons don't usually die.
They do wobble.
But I don't think they don't die.
No, well...
There's a theory.
Theory?!
Like, "what about me?"
What about me?! I'm not going to die!
And it's become more and more popular.
Matsumoto-san, who is said to know better about animals than Mutsugoro-san, asks...
Just like humans have do-emes, do dogs and cats have do-emes?
Of course they do.
Oh, really?
Yes.
So why do you say that?
Because...
They're trying to see you do-emes.
I'm not trying to see you do-emes!
I'm just making you do-emes normally!
But...
Why don't we make it so that dogs and cats don't know each other?
That way, people will definitely see you do-emes.
"Because I want to do-emes," says Wanwan.
"I'll take you outside," says a man with a lot of tongue.
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
Wow, everyone's watching!
They're thinking of me.
They think of you?!
Do-emes are also do-emes.
Because we're connected.
That's not what you want!
Because we're connected!
That's not what you want!
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
That's not possible!
"Wobble, wobble, wobble." That's not possible!
Excuse me, but can I say this?
What is it?
What does a tuna mean to you?
I don't know, and I really want to know!
This is difficult... I know what it is.
Oh, you do?
But I don't know how to explain it to you all.
I'd like you to make it as easy as possible.
It's difficult.
I see.
So you can stay with me.
Actually, you should stay with me.
I see.
But you're a hindrance to me.
Oh.
But I want to coexist with you.
I see.
But I won't lose to you when it's sashimi.
Well...
Because the taste is different.
I see.
Then it doesn't matter to me. I'm me.
But it's better for you to stay with me.
It's better for you to do it together.
Because it all comes to you.
It does?
Sometimes it comes to you, doesn't it?
For example, if it's tuna...
It comes to you, doesn't it?
It all comes to you.
It all comes to you, doesn't it?
When you're served at a bar...
Oh, you're thinking about that.
Of course, I'm thinking about that, too.
When you're served at a bar, it all comes to you, doesn't it?
If it's only you.
Who are you talking about?
Tuna.
I see.
And...
The one you prefer is...
Bonito.
The one you prefer is...
Bonito.
Bonito is better.
I'm jealous of being called Bonito.
It's hard for me to be called only me.
I don't want to be called Bonito, but I know it's good for me.
But I can't give up even if I'm called only me.
Do you have customers who like Bonito for you?
Well...
I don't want to be called only me, but...
Let's say you are a tuna.
Yes.
Let's say you are a tuna.
Close your eyes and think about it.
Think about it.
Think about it?
For me...
Wait.
When you become a tuna...
Wait a minute.
Let's all become a tuna.
Including you.
All of us?
Yes.
Bonito.
No, Bonito.
Bonito is good.
Where is Bonito?
For you, Bonito...
No, Bonito is you.
Me?
Yes.
Think about Bonito.
Bonito.
No, Bonito is you.
Yes.