AISubs v3.5
- What's this? - It's like, "gather up!"
- Oh, is that so? - Yeah, like...
- Is someone waiting for you? - Waiting for me, or not waiting for me...
- Why is there a turtle here? - Your forehead is getting bigger and bigger!
- It's not changing at all. - No, no, your face is...
- You're getting bigger and bigger!
- The same goes for you. - The Yacht-er-One has arrived!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch... - What is this?
- It's not a Yacht-er-One. - No, it's not.
- It hurts, doesn't it?
You know the anime started, right?
What anime?
Yatterman.
I know it.
It started at 7 o'clock.
Isn't it a movie or something?
It's a movie.
I wanted to do it first as a live-action.
You do live-action movies too, right?
You do?
Then we'll make it and it might be profitable.
What do you mean?
It's the other way around.
Naoki.
Here it is.
What does "ah" mean?
Do you remember?
You're the leader of this team.
Nigo, Doronjo, Boyacky and Tonzra?
That's a lot of people.
Some of them are important.
Let's decide it.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything!
You're young.
The host's voice was small.
Let's decide it.
Naoki will be the first one.
Is it okay for me to say "Naoki"?
You always say "Naoki" when you don't say anything.
That's right.
Let's decide it with the leader.
Leader?
That's right.
Why do we have to be chosen?
That's right.
It's okay for us to do it.
Shake two dice in a cup.
The smallest dice will lose.
The loser will be Doronjo.
Let's start with Boyacky and Tonzra.
Okay.
Don't say "Boyacky and Tonzra".
Let's do it in real life.
That's right!
That's good.
That's not bad.
That's good.
Eight.
I don't like second place.
Drink it!
Let's do it in order.
Come on! Second place! Second place!
Second place!
Sixth place! Sixth place is terrible!
Sixth place is average.
Average is in the middle.
Second place!
Second place is bad.
Second place! Second place!
At this point...
Same. Same. Same.
For now, it's Hamada.
You...
Sixth place is tough.
Chikuno.
Come on!
Eighth place.
For now, it's Hamada.
Eighth place.
Let's do it. One, two...
It's wrong.
Wait...
I have a bad feeling about this. I'll do it.
You'll do it here?
I'll do it here.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Wait...
It's Hamada's turn now.
I absolutely don't like it.
Drink it!
Yes!
It's true.
Sixth place is tough.
Hamada, you're good at this.
Fourth or fifth place...
Fifth place!
Yes!
Hamada!
Yes!
Hamada!
That's Hamada!
One, two, chin, chin, chin!
One, two, and smile! One, two, three, and smile!
Once upon a time on the other side of the world,
I went out for a trip.
The heart of justice hidden in the mask...
Please sit down.
We have to decide on three people first.
For now, Boyacky and Matsui?
Matsui.
You haven't played with Matsui yet, have you?
I've played with him, but I haven't played with him yet.
You've played with him, haven't you?
Yes, I've played with him.
You've played with him, haven't you?
But if we can decide on something, it's that.
It's not like we're going to have a problem.
It's like we're going to have a problem.
It's not like we're going to have a problem.
Yes, Naoki?
Yes?
You can think about it later.
This?
Yes.
Is it this?
Yes.
Okay?
Let's decide on one more person.
Okay?
What is this?
See you later.
With this...
I'm getting stressed out!
If you scoop it in order with a spoon and knock down the center stick, you lose!
However, you must eat the pudding you scooped!
The order is also important.
Yes, the order is important.
Well, I'll go first.
Why?
Let's make it fair.
Seriously, why?
The order of scooping pudding is as follows.
First, you scoop it with a knife.
You scoop it once, right?
Yes, only once.
Can I scoop it twice?
Scoop it!
Once...
Can I eat it?
You can't eat it all.
You can eat it, right?
I can eat it.
You can't eat it, right?
Seriously!
You can't eat it!
You like pudding, don't you?
Okay, I'll go.
Okay, Totsan Boya.
Totsan Boya?
You scoop it quite a lot.
I see.
Well, you're right.
You scooped it at first, right?
You're right.
Matsumoto-san.
Okay, I'll eat it.
It's not enough.
Okay, I'll go next.
Endo.
It's hot, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Wait a minute.
It's okay.
If you fail there and fall down, it's the worst.
That's right.
Please go ahead.
I'll go.
Heipo-san.
Okay, Totsan Boya.
I'll go.
Wow, Totsan Boya, you're going.
You can't eat it.
The bottom part...
Ugh, it's stupid.
Why?
Why is that?
You made a funny face.
You have to eat the bottom part.
It's my chance.
That's right.
There's nothing like it.
Chikuno.
Where is it?
Is that right?
There's nothing like it.
It's Chikuno, so...
Wow, it's really tilted.
Hey, it's alive!
Wait a minute.
This is bad.
I'll say it again, but you can't use a spoon twice.
Just scoop it up and eat it.
I understand.
Second round.
I'll go.
Totsan Boya.
This is...
It's pretty tilted.
This is bad.
Is it tilted?
What's going on?
There's sand in it.
This is really bad.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
This is bad.
I'm sorry, but I'm not scared.
Wait a minute.
I love you, Yamada-san!
One, two, three, a siren's sound
The sky is bright, and the earth is round
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back
The heart of justice hidden in the mask
- That's enough. - Okay, then.
- Okay. - Let's go.
- Who's next? - He was staring at me.
- Two more, right? - Two more?
- I think we can do it. - Yeah, we're all here.
- Okay, two more? - Two more?
- I don't know about "two more", but isn't "two more" enough? - Yeah.
- Did you fight just now? - Two more, right?
- Okay, staff? - I don't know.
- Nao, here. - This is bad.
- Your sense of humor is like... - It's like hopping, right?
- Yeah. - Right?
The person who jumps the least number of times hopping will lose.
The first person to jump will be the winner.
- Can I jump? - Go ahead!
- Okay, here I go. - One, two, three, four...
- Wow! - Five times!
- Endo-san, five times! - I think we can win.
- Is it over? - I don't know about this.
- I think it's like this. - The way you approach is important.
- The first jump is important.
- Okay, Endo-san, let's go. Ready, start!
- Five, six, seven, eight...
- Wow! - Okay!
- Stop it! - Okay!
- This is amazing! - Five times!
- Five times is fine, right? - Okay, let's go.
- It's over in one jump. - One, two...
- Okay! - Zero!
- It's zero, right? - What did you say?
- It's zero, right? - Yay!
- This is good. - Zero!
- Yay!
- I don't know if there's a sudden death or something like that.
- You can do it at least once! - That's not it!
- Which one should I do first?
- You can do it first. - I'll do it first, Hamada - san.
- I'm a little nervous.
- This is unlikely. - This is unlikely.
- Hamada-san, ready, start!
- Wait a minute. - I'll do it first.
- What are you doing?!
- I've never done this before!
- It's like "pyon"! - That's right!
- That's right!
- Why do you keep repeating "pyon" and "tsugi"? - That's right!
- That's why you stopped!
- I understand! - Ok, let's go!
- Yes! - Please!
- No, no, no! - Stop it!
- What are you doing? - Stop it!
- I don't feel like I can do it at all!
I don't know.
I don't know what you mean.
We are in a company meeting.
I see.
Please.
One, two, three!
That was close!
I took off my shoes!
That was close!
I was like you, too.
I didn't say much, either.
I don't know English.
I don't know what you mean.
That was close!
I know what you mean.
But I'm a little scared.
Which company are you from?
Wait a minute.
This is...
Hey!
You are amazing!
You are the best entertainer!
Let's go.
Thank you!
One, two...
Twice!
The punishment game is...
Let's chooseноз sign.
Shall we choose it...
or shall we wait and play rock-paper-scissors?
If we have decided it to do something...
It shouldn't be any problem.
Let's do it!
We have decided the game and...
we can do nothing about it...
We have decided the game and...
but...
Everyone!
Lee.
This is... Puchi-puchi... Yes, it's Puchi-puchi.
What do you do with this?
It's Puchi-puchi.
The one who squeezed Puchi-puchi and didn't make a sound loses.
The one who loses will be punished.
I'll start.
Is it OK?
Yes, it's OK.
I'll adjust it.
The first shot was OK.
Yes, it was OK.
But if you don't get used to it, it's not good.
This may end unexpectedly early.
Well, well, well...
Be quiet.
It was too early.
But it made a sound.
I didn't expect it at all.
Yes.
It's dangerous.
I didn't expect it at all.
It crushed quite a bit.
Yes.
It's like a clay.
If it wasn't mixed up, it would have been difficult.
It crushed quite a bit.
I see.
It's like that.
It's getting worse.
Do you do like this when there is nothing?
Yes.
Maybe.
But it's a good way of folding.
Yes.
Is it still there?
It's getting worse.
It's not in the middle anymore.
If it breaks, it's out.
What?
If it breaks like this.
Really?
It's definitely out.
It's delicious.
It was a big hit.
It was big.
It came here.
It's getting worse.
It's dangerous for beginners.
Wait.
It's getting worse.
It's dangerous for beginners.
Wait.
It was dangerous.
It was a big hit.
I thought it was a big hit.
I got caught.
My eyes!
I got caught.
Everyone, look at me.
I don't know if I did it wrong, but...
I'm scared.
I can't hit you like that.
I see, it's a diagonal attack.
You thought about it.
Wait a minute.
Let's do it quietly.
Did you see it?
Wait for me!
This is bad!
Don't end it.
Wait for me!
Don't rush me.
You're kidding me!
You were there, weren't you?
You're so persistent!
You're not here anymore!
I was there!
This is the only place I know of.
Not at all.
I'm telling you because I know of places like this.
Who's there?
It's dark.
Is anyone there?
This is bad!
And?
This is bad!
You're so persistent!
Say one more thing like this!
If you say one more thing like this, I'll have to...
I'll have to...
This is bad!
And?
This is bad!
I don't think I can do it!
You're so persistent!
I definitely can't do it!
There's so many of them!
Why are there so many of them?!
Hamada-san, you're a genius!
You're a genius!
Are you a cell phone carrier?
You're so persistent!
At this timing...
There's so many of them!
Why?
I did all of them.
You did almost all of them?
I did all of them.
Just a little bit of garlic...
Here I go!
This is bad!
It's the first time!
This is bad!
It's around here.
Is it still there?
It's still there, just a little.
But there's only a pinpoint.
Here I go.
Wow!
This is bad!
It's not over yet!
You're kidding me!
It's not over yet.
Even when I say that, Endo is like...
Oops!
Even when I say that, Endo is like...
What are you doing?
It's still there.
It's around here.
It's still there!
It's still there, but...
Here I go.
*slurp slurp slurp*
(laughs)
why not?! Why not?!
end, end!
I did it!
waooooo
waooo
chin chin chin
one two and one two three
siren sound
high and high
behind the earth
one jump
I'm back, I did it!
the heart of justice hidden in the mask
let's blow away the thieves
as long as I'm here
evil won't prosper in this world
oh my goodness
here I come!
waooo
I did it!
waooo
yum
I did it!
one
"I did it!" "one"
My head is in a hurry.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
My idea is perfect.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I want it! I want it! A buston!
I've decided to get it for sure!