AISubs v3.5
Gaki no Tsukai
Crime war
October 1989.
"Gaki no Tsukai" has raised its voice in the middle of the night.
Tonight, it will air for 900 times.
There is a special guest who will decorate this memorable night.
Who is the victim of "Gaki no Tsukai"?
It will air for 900 times?
That's right. 900 times are surprising.
But the guest of 900 times is Shohei.
That's amazing.
That's right. He is the last guest of the show.
That's right.
Let me introduce the guest of 900 times.
He is Shohei.
Hello.
He is the guest of 900 times.
That's right. Isn't he?
That's right.
Shohei will play "Who is the victim?"
Downtown and Yamazaki will answer.
I see.
If Shohei gets it right three times in a row,
"Gaki no Tsukai" will be a regular show.
I see.
However, it is prohibited.
What?
Please understand.
What is it?
It's a high-risk low-return.
It's too risky.
Who is the victim?
Here is the first question.
Which color did the dog machine receive?
Shohei.
That's right.
Which color did the dog machine receive?
Here's the first one!
Which color did the dog machine receive?
That's right!
I see.
It's literally like this.
Everyone, please guess which color Shohei received the dog machine from now on.
Can we discuss this among the three of us and decide?
Which answer is it?
If it's okay for the three of us to give different answers, we'll discuss it three times.
We'll stop talking right away.
So please put your glasses down and stand by.
Is that so?
We'll talk about this later.
Yes, we understand.
He's putting his glasses back on.
He looks like Shohei.
There's a rumor that Shohei puts his glasses back on.
Shohei's path to becoming a regular starts with the dog machine!
Let's go!
Curtain, open!
I see.
First up is red Shohei.
Red Shohei, please.
Three, two, one...
Is this a joke or is it real?
That's right.
This is...
If it's a joke, it's a good one!
If it's acting, it's a good one!
Please get ready for Aoshohei.
Are you ready?
Next up is Aoshohei.
Go ahead!
I don't know what you're doing.
Next up is Kishohei.
Go ahead!
He's good!
Those were the three.
Please show us your card.
I didn't know you'd be fooled like this.
It's easy to find out.
It's not bad.
This is not a joke.
You finally realized it.
Please show us your card.
One!
Kishohei's acting was better than expected.
One!
Which color did Kishohei get?
The answer is...
Red.
Why?
Yamada-san said it's not Kishohei.
Yamada-san and I thought it's Kishohei.
I thought it's Kishohei.
But when I got the first comment, I was surprised.
I thought it was Kishohei.
I see.
Let's see the answer.
The victim was Kishohei.
Let's see the answer.
The victim was Kono Shohei.
It's blue!
I did it!
It's blue, Shohei!
Good job!
You deceived us!
Oh, really?
When I was doing it, blue Shohei really hit my right knee.
I was surprised.
I sweat a lot.
This is the evidence video.
Oh, really?
I see.
I thought he didn't move much.
On the contrary, I thought it was real.
I see.
Red Shohei and Kishohei are as you can see.
The black man was doing a white man's performance while eating a pee machine.
The one who said hello by inhaling helium gas is...
Naniiro Shohei!
Red Shohei and Kishohei are as you can see.
It's easy.
Please inhale helium gas and guess who is winning.
Please stand by.
If I get it right, I'll be in trouble.
It's hard to guess.
Two oxygen bombs.
What will Shohei do?
It's in the performance.
Let's start.
First of all, it's Red Shohei.
Go ahead.
Here we go.
Greeting.
Good afternoon.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Next up is Blue Shohei. Go ahead.
Blue Shohei.
Please take a deep breath and greet.
Hello!
Time's up!
He's an idiot.
What's that?
Eh? Eh?
Kishohei, go ahead.
It's true.
Hello.
Time's up!
Hey, you!
Hurry up!
Hurry up, Kishohei!
Isn't it too early?
This is the only thing we have!
I don't know. I'm confused.
It's not acting.
What is that?
This is...
terrible!
Do you know what it is?
I know.
Do you know?
I know.
It's different.
The correct answer is...
this!
Um...
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
Yes, yes.
Kishohei!
Unfortunately, it's over!
Yay!
It was close.
It's dangerous!
What did you do to yourself?
Yes!
This!
This is terrible!
Yes, this is...
Um...
Pants!
Pants were lowered all at once.
Please stop.
Yes!
You won.
Seriously?!
Seriously?! That's amazing!
I've never done it like that.
Who is the first victim?!
Will he be able to overcome it with his acting?!
Turn around!
Oh, you can't see anything from here.
Let's go! First, red soldier!
Go ahead!
Time's up!
Oh, it's you!
Time's up!
Oh, it's you!
I knew it!
Blue soldier, go ahead!
Time's up!
He's really high level.
I see.
Over there, an old man in his 50s is getting beat up.
That's right!
Mr. Hama, that's what it is.
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
What was that?!
The second and the third ones were more intense.
The first one had no reaction.
Yes.
Please give us your answer!
Blue soldier.
I felt a little embarrassed.
I thought it wasn't acting.
It was real embarrassment.
A young soldier...
A young soldier has appeared.
A young soldier of a new world.
Who is the young soldier who was beaten up?!
Now...
Will it be acting?!
Red soldier!
Ohhhh!
He was so calm when he took it off!
He dared to do it without expression.
It was close!
As soon as you said "it was close", you weren't allowed to come out!
No, no, no!
3, 2, 1...
Hmm...
It was definitely red!
Oh! That's funny!
It was definitely red!
That's funny!
Your butt was shaking!
It was like a water pillow!
Excuse me...
Could you do a back shot of "something"?
Talk like you're talking!
Ohhhh!
My love...
This is a double-edged sword!
What did the soldier try to steal?!
Will the three of them be able to deceive and reach the regular?!
Now, curtain! Open!
Oh! I see!
The contents are displayed.
First of all, red soldier!
3, 2...
Next, blue soldier! 3, 2...
3, 2...
1...
Time's up!
You're fast!
Thank you for your hard work!
Here you go!
You're definitely going!
I'm an Indian, you know!
Your faces are different!
Even from our point of view, you look like a star!
Time's up!
Next up is the one-time-only joke that he came up with himself!
Hello! Taxi! Please get in!
Time's up!
The result is...
The old habit of choosing words has become a hoax, and this has also been easily broken...
Time's up!
You're definitely going!
I'm happy about this!
You're definitely going!
I'm happy about this!
The one who got a tie-kick is...
The blue soldier!
The one who got a tie-kick is... The blue soldier!
This is a good position.
The one who got a tie-kick is... The blue soldier!
I'm good at it.
I've experienced it, too.
You know, Wataru...
You know...
No, no, no.
It's a double-dealer.
Then, open the curtain!
The red soldier, go ahead!
Time's up!
I dropped it.
Next, the blue soldier, go ahead!
Three, two, one...
Time's up!
Now, Japanese TV is over!
Now, Japanese TV is banned!
Now, what will happen?
Now, Japanese TV is banned!
I know it!
What should we do? Japanese TV is banned?
Now...
Japanese TV is banned!
I'm sure it was a tie-kick.
What will happen in this battle?
Shouhei!
Shouhei! Shouhei!
You are out of the game!
I'm sorry, but I'm out of the game!
You're out of the game!
It's so hard!
It's too hard!
It's weird!
Why?
Three, two, one!
He's fast!
It's heavy!
So...
It was a shock.
No, no, it's not good.
What?
It's not good.
What is it?
No, the hurdle is too high.
He's in a hurry.
He can't help it.
He can't go in because he's out of the game.
He's at the top of his game.
Don't give up!
The one who made the most touching reunion is...
Shouhei Nanilo!
What?
Please finish the show with Shouhei who made the most touching reunion behind this wall.
Yes.
But there are people who you've never seen in the last three games.
I see.
People you can't get reactions from.
Yes.
People you don't know.
That's right.
You don't know him, do you?
No.
You don't know who he is.
Yes.
That's why you're surprised.
That's right.
Wow!
This requires a lot of actors.
That's right.
What is Shouhei's most touching reunion?
Open the curtain!
First, red Shouhei, please!
Oh, thank you.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Time's up!
This can't be!
What kind of relationship is this?!
This is...
It was polite, wasn't it?
It was polite.
It was polite, wasn't it?
You're making up characters like teachers and such, aren't you?
I see.
Next, blue Shouhei, please!
It's a mistake!
It's a good song!
Thank you so much!
You didn't bite it, you bit it!
Are you biting it with real emotion?
Yellow Shouhei, please!
Wow!
It's been years!
Thank you!
Time's up!
Wow!
What is this?
Good morning.
How long has it been?
It's been about ten years.
Excuse me, but what kind of person is he?
Is it because of work?
Or is it because of his baldness?
You're talking about my baldness, aren't you?
You're 40 years old and you're talking about my baldness!
You're talking about my baldness!
You're talking about me!
It's been ten years since they last met, but what color is Shouhei?
Please give us the correct answer!
Then, blue!
Blue!
The victim was this Shouhei!
(The winner is...)
(Shouhei!)
Shouhei!
You bit it!
I bit it!
You bit it!
I was surprised!
That's why you bit it!
(Shouhei's answer is...)
(Blue)
(Music)
It's a mistake!
(Laughter)
It's a mistake, isn't it?
It's a mistake!
It's really a mistake.
It's still...
Who did it?
(Laughter)
Mr. Goto...
Well, he used to be in IBS.
When he came out of Tokyo and was in ManaC,
All of the filming and stuff...
I see.
Well...
He did it for me.
Yes.
I see.
But Mr. Goto, it's been 10 years...
If you got bitten, you'd die.
(Laughter)
It must have been painful.
(Laughter)
(Music)
It's a mistake!
(Laughter)
It's a mistake!
(Laughter)
It's a mistake!
It's painful.
(Laughter)
It's painful, isn't it?
You couldn't laugh at it.
I had someone's image in mind.
You couldn't laugh at it.
But when he came out, he was wearing a full-length shirt and was extremely tall.
(Laughter)
I didn't know there were people that tall.
It's funny.
I was scared.
(Laughter)
By the way, the prize is...
Thank you.
The end!
(Laughter)
All right!
All right! All right!
Even if we do this all the time, we don't know how far we can go.
Let's move on to the final question!
Shohei's challenge to sit on an unregular chair is a series of trials.
At this rate, the latch won't open.
That's why he chose another one and challenged it!
This is high!
To be honest, if it's helium, it's okay for you to do eight colors.
(Laughter)
Take it off! Take it off!
That's why I'm putting it on! That's why I'm taking it off!
It's supposed to be exposed, right?
Helium is supposed to be exposed, right?
No, I don't know.
You've been doing it before.
I've been doing it before.
Yes.
With helium.
Oh, there you go!
Don't do it!
Curtain open!
First of all, red product.
It's a greeting, right?
Yes.
Thank you.
What is it?
Anijya.
It sounds like "anijya".
Time's up!
Anijya.
Time's up!
(deep breath)
Today...
is over!
(cheers)
Thank you for your hard work!
Winner! Winner!
You bastard!
I've done it a thousand times already.
(laughs)