AISubs v3.5
Good evening, everyone.
I have sad news for you today.
As a regular, he's been working hard with us since the second time.
Yamazaki Hosei...
With today's broadcast...
He's graduated from the studio.
This time, it's really true.
The atmosphere of the studio is different from the past seven times.
Well, I'd like you to tell me the truth from your mouth.
I'm Yamazaki Hosei, please.
Yamazaki Hosei's truth from his mouth
Please have a seat.
Thank you.
Please have a seat.
I'd like you to tell me the reason why you decided to leave the show.
Yes.
There are several reasons.
You know...
Yes.
You've become a song director.
I'd like to see it.
You're very successful now.
Yes.
I'd like you and me to go to a bar and have a drink and take care of you.
Isn't it something I can do without quitting?
Not only you, but also AP of each song.
Why AP?
Is it AP?
AP has a great booking ability.
Who?
AP.
It's all work, so I can't do that.
By the way, I didn't know you were talking in the dressing room.
I heard you want me and a certain talent to work together.
Is it called "barter"?
Yes, it's called "barter" in the industry.
I got a certificate in barter.
Who did you barter with?
Impulse.
He's younger than us.
He may be younger than us, but I want to go drink with Impulse.
So you want your own time in the mountains?
If this happens, I won't be able to go to the mountains.
I'll be trapped in a hole.
I'm sure he has his own feelings.
Yama-chan, I heard you chose a famous scene.
Yes.
Let's watch it.
Here's the video.
Hosei Yamasaki, 40 years old.
He's been on the show since "Gaki no Tsukai" season 2 for 19 years.
Hosei has created many famous scenes for us.
With tonight's broadcast, he will graduate from the show.
There, he will look back at the great miracle he left for us.
5th place, Yamasaki, decisive battle strategy.
Hosei fought against various opponents to get rid of the image of a loser.
We were struck by your courage.
I'm scared!
Fight!
What are you going to do?
It's dangerous!
What is this?
One, two, three!
4th place, Yamasaki, reborn as a tsukkomi comedian.
Are you going to play mahjong or what?
There are four of us.
Oh, I see.
Donguri manako ni he no jinchou de oe!
What are you doing?
Manako ni tsukkomi suko de oe!
He bakka gogi wakatte kore!
He gogi mushi ga!
That's what I wanted you to say!
3rd place, goodbye, Yamasaki Hosei.
You're such a pain in the ass!
Hosei managed to succeed in his prank of graduating from school.
I never thought you'd graduate one day.
Let's go.
Wait!
I'm not quitting school!
2nd place, kicking each other.
This is old.
Hosei is weak, but he fights hard with his juniors in order to protect his regular position as a baseball player.
It made him cry.
He's my junior's favorite player.
Let me go!
I won't use my hands.
Let me go!
Are you serious?
You're lying!
You're not leaving, are you?
You lied.
1st place, Yamasaki Hosei's touching wedding.
This is 1st place.
Hosei, the father of eternity, is finally getting married!
We were moved by his wedding.
What are you doing?
Are you making me cry?
It's still heavy, isn't it?
It's like a wedding "how to" video.
It's true.
What is it?
It's a strangely beautiful image.
Even if you do it with a song, it will look like this.
What?
Are you kidding me?
How can you make me cry?
Are you kidding me?
19 years as a musical instrumentist.
Hosek grew up with the show.
It's time for you to make a period in history.
But the years we spent together will never fade.
It will always be on everyone's album of hearts.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye.
And thank you for the memories.
I know you've been through a lot.
Let's say goodbye to Yama-chan here.
First of all, Mr. Kenji Suga of the Japanese Television Production Bureau.
Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Yamada.
Thank you for your hard work, too.
Last year, I said a lot of rude things seven times because it was a joke.
But this time, I'm going to say "really", so I hope you won't be rude.
Mr. Yamada is really a parent-teacher kind of person.
He buys his father a car before he buys his own car.
I've been dating him for 20 years, and he's never done anything rude.
He's a really kind person.
But as an entertainer, I don't know if it's okay for a parent-teacher kind of person to be kind.
I've never had anyone laugh at me.
When I open my mouth, it's all unnecessary things.
I'm simply a colleague of work.
Even if you're not a good person, even if you're a bad person, I'd like you to make me laugh in the end.
Thank you very much.
[YAMAZAKI TSUTOMURA]
Please have a seat.
Let us say a few words and send you off.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
Yamazaki and I have known each other for about five years now.
I know Yamazaki and that is why we are working with you.
We know each other's phone numbers and we don't mind you contacting us.
We don't mind you contacting us, so we don't mind you quitting the show.
I will continue working with you.
Thank you.
I'm fine. There's nothing in it.
But you...
It's fine. There's nothing in it.
Since it's the last one...
There's nothing in it.
Since it's the last one...
I don't have any memories of it.
Alright!
And for us...
Well, I...
I only see you on set.
If I don't see you on this show, I probably won't see you anywhere else.
So please stay healthy and do your best.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Well...
I'm pretty close with Yamaaki.
But recently...
People say I'm a comedian because you can't make a living on the streets.
As I've said before and again and again, I have a firm will, so it can't be helped.
I don't know if I should say this or not, but...
Right now...
I don't want to stand out.
I see.
That's what I'm trying to do.
I see.
That's what I said earlier.
I see.
I'm starting to stand out.
I see.
Well, it has nothing to do with you.
Finally, I would like to say goodbye to all of you watching from Hosei Yamasaki.
Who do you think will be surrounded by such a full bouquet of flowers?
Has it always been five of you?
I've always been surrounded by Mr. Dunter and Ms. Kokoriko.
I've been...
I've been working really hard.
Ms. Kokoriko always said good morning to me.
I also said good morning.
The staff...
The staff said good morning to me.
It's been 20 years.
I'm not going to quit being an entertainer.
I've been on a lot of shows.
At that time, I'll graduate as a musical instrument user, but please support me at that time!
But now...
Now...
I'm...
I'm the chief of staff now!
Why did I become the chief of staff?!
Chief of staff...
All right, let's go here.
All right! Good job!
Good job!
That way, too!
Good job!
That way, too!
Good job!
It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
Let's go!
It was bad now.
I was shocked at first that humans could collapse.
It was a sad video, but I felt like I should air it.
I see. Then let's watch it.
Yes.
Wait a minute!
Then let's watch it.
Yes.
Wait a minute!
I won't stop using "kid"!
Thank you all for gathering here in the clear blue sky today.
Yes.
Why did you say "kid"?
Actually, I asked Mr. Downton and Ms. Kokoriko and watched the 8th prank for the first time in history.
Okay?
Thank you for watching.
Yama-chan...
I won't quit being a kid's servant!
A bouncing neon sign
A mistake on my shoulder
A wink on my room
You don't know my face
Even if I'm tired of each and every part of me
What I drink in the morning is
Where I can see the harbor
What do you want to drink?
Yama-chan... I won't quit being a kid's servant!
A kiss on my jasmine
I won't quit being a kid's servant!
Even if I'm tired of each and every part of me
What do you want to drink?
Yama-chan... I won't quit being a kid's servant!
A kiss on my jasmine
I won't quit being a kid's servant!
Even if I'm tired of each and every part of me
What do you want to drink?
What is it?
It's like we're cooperating.
That's right.
No, it's not like that.
No, it's like...
Are you still setting up?
Not yet.
Um...
Who gave you permission to do two stages?
Yes.
It's been years.
No, it's really like that.
It's like a given.
That's right.
Are you going?
Dinner?
I'd like to go, but...
Right?
I'm still going!
What is it?
Now!
We've gathered the essence of science!
The futuristic two-speed walking robot is here!
Everyone, please welcome him with applause!
W-what is he wearing?
It doesn't matter.
Wow, he looks like he'll make a lot of money.
The latest model, Yamamo!
A big round of applause!
Now!
Yamamo has started warming up!
Everyone, please give him a round of applause!
How should we look at it?
That's right.
As you...
How should we look at it?
Should we laugh?
Now!
Yamamo has started running!
Everyone, please give him a round of applause!
I know, but...
What is it?
I know, but...
What is he doing?
Huh?
Now!
Yamamo has started his special dance!
I'm going to run.
Running again?
I'll run if I'm in trouble.
Is this what you want to do?
He's the kind of guy who'll charge himself when his battery runs out.
How is he going to settle this?
Is this Reina?
Everyone, I'm a little surprised.
I'm in trouble.
I thought something was up with you.
Let's go home.
Yamamo is in trouble.
If we didn't show up, it wouldn't have ended.
We were doing bad things.
Is this the ninth episode?
Viewers, you should know about this.
No matter how naughty you are, you can do bad things.
I'm so proud of you!