AISubs v3.5
Even though they claim to be big-headed characters, their potential cannot be fully demonstrated.
I'm already full.
The punishment has finally been executed for making fun of them.
- Now, Matsumoto-san! - Yes, yes, yes!
- What are these two doing? - Well...
- They've been playing a punishment game... - I see!
- And we're going to watch their work... - Watch it?!
- Do we have to watch it?! - Please watch it!
- What?! - Please watch it!
- We can't just sit around and watch it, can we?! - No, no...
- Please watch it and say whatever you want! - What?!
- Anyway, Bakium... - Yes?
- He spends one night in the mountains looking for horses... - Yes, yes!
- And his role as a security guard, a world-class soldier... - Yes, that's right!
- He's a security guard, isn't he? - Yes, he is!
- That's his initial setting. Please watch it! I'm sure you've heard of it before!
- That's his initial setting? - Yes!
- If you try it, you'll end up in a big hole...
- What?! What is it?! What is it?!
Vacuum Fujiwara and Heypo - Shumai Witch Project
A gas tank that goes deep into the mountains.
It's pitch black in here!
Why is it so hot in here?
My body...
I can't get the camera right!
Looks like we've arrived. Let's get off.
Can you get it for me?
Yes, that's right.
It's pitch black in here!
I can't do this anymore, vacuum!
Even if you say so...
It's pitch black in here!
My heart hurts!
What's wrong?
I don't know!
What do we do? Do we go in?
Let's go in.
It's really bad in here. I can't even speak.
I can't get the camera right.
It says "C" here. Let's go in.
What is it?
It's paper.
I can't do it anymore!
Close it!
I'm scared!
Shumai Witch Project Order Book.
According to Vacuum Fujiwara and Heipo...
From now on, you will spend one night in this mountain until morning.
I think you know, but...
The "k" for "vacuum" is...
What is this?!
The light of the camera...
It's not working properly.
Fujiwara, it's not working properly.
Why is it like this?
It's on fire.
What's going on?
I don't know.
It was on all the time, but it's gone now.
It's a little creepy now.
I don't like it.
It's gone halfway.
"k" for "vacuum" is...
"finding the "shumai" located in various places in this mountain.
First of all, the location of the "shumai" must be recorded...
I don't like it!
Why? Why?
I don't know!
It's true!
It's a command!
But the atmosphere here is strange!
The command for the two is...
to find six "shumai" in the mountains...
according to the map.
When the alarm goes off, you look for the next "shumai"...
and you have to find all "shumai"...
or you won't be able to descend.
I want to pee, but I'm scared!
Let's go together...
Do you want to pee?
Let's go!
Where is it?
Well...
It was behind here...
Where is it behind?
I can't see it at all!
I'm going to pee again!
No, you can't!
Why?
You're a social person!
I'm not a social person!
Look! It's that!
That one?
I really can't see it!
If you get closer, you'll see it.
I'm scared!
I can't see it at all.
Why are you going there? You'll get lost!
My back hurts!
Why?!
I'm trying!
Let's go, Toru.
Please go.
No, let's go together.
Why would I go with you?
Let's go together.
What are you saying?
I'm scared!
It stinks!
Don't close it! I'm just going to pee normally!
I'll hold it for you.
What is it?
It's a toilet!
I'm scared of toilets!
What's going on?
I can't go out.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm going to pee! Wait for me!
It's there! It's there!
It's there!
I can't breathe!
Help me!
What is it?
I don't know! It stinks!
If you don't close it, you'll have to do it again!
You put it in a garbage can, didn't you?
It stinks! I don't know!
Can we leave it like this?
Step on it and shake it!
It stinks!
Step on it and shake it!
Do we step on it like this?
Yes, you step on it and shake it.
Yes, it's okay.
Let's look for the first one.
It's a little mountainous.
Can we go up like this?
I don't think so. It's pretty steep.
But if we don't look for it before a week...
I'm sure we can find it.
There's no way we can get it.
I'll turn it.
What is it?
It looks like a house.
Oh!
I found it!
I found it! It's a hut.
I found it.
It's all...
It's all of them, isn't it?
It's that one.
I don't like it anymore. I don't want to wear it anymore.
That one.
It's a security guard's hat, isn't it?
What is it?
Wow, it's Mr. Ojizawa.
Oh, I don't like it anymore.
It's Mr. Ojizawa.
Wow, I'm nervous.
What?
I don't want to get close.
But we have to go.
Wait a minute.
This is...
Everyone's refusing it.
What is it?
I don't know. It hurts.
Stop saying you don't know.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know.
Hurry up and eat it.
No, you have to bring it back.
Wait a minute.
This is terrible.
Take it and eat it yourself.
It's your punishment.
You can't do that.
You have to eat it first.
It looks like Mr. Ojizawa is moving.
No, he's not moving.
What is it?
I don't know.
Let's calm down for now.
I can't see it.
What is it?
It's an umbrella and a drum can.
I can't see the tent.
This is terrible.
I can't keep up with this.
It's your punishment.
I don't know.
I'm scared again.
Let's go in.
It's okay. There's no one here.
Really?
I think it's scarier for someone to be here.
I think so, too.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
What's this? Open it properly.
I'm scared.
Let's change the tape first.
Yes, let's change the tape.
Do you want me to do it there?
Which one?
It doesn't matter. I don't know what you're going to do.
It is a little scary.
It's scary.
But it's scary for anyone to do it.
Even Mr. Tamitan.
Even Mr. Kokuriko.
Yama-chan. Yama-chan.
You can't do it.
Don't do it.
Why do you say it like that?
It's because the glasses you're wearing are dark lenses.
It's because I'm wearing sunglasses.
It makes you look even darker.
I see. That's why I'm dark.
You told me that I don't look dark at night in recent years.
That's right. It's because of the sunglasses.
Please take me with you tonight.
I'm fine.
I have acquaintances and people I know.
We're not doing that kind of thing.
Yes, you're right.
You scared me!
This...
What does it mean?
It means "go", doesn't it?
"Take me with you"?
Does it mean "shall we go"?
Yes, it does.
Shall we look at the map?
Shall we go?
I don't like it anymore.
Something...
There's something.
There's something, isn't there?
What, what, what?
Oh, this is the sign. "Watch out for wild dogs."
There are wild dogs here.
What?
There are.
I'm begging you, really, I'll die.
It's in here.
Hey, this is bad.
This is a little embarrassing.
What?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Something just moved.
What?
Shouldn't you take off your glasses?
If I don't wear my glasses, you won't be able to see me.
It's the taste of the moon.
Where?
Straight ahead?
Yes.
Oh, no!
It's a scorpion.
That's right!
It's a scorpion.
Take off your pants!
It's not just about eating iron.
I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
There it is!
Which one?
This one, look!
There it is!
Wow!
What is this?
It's kind of...
Gross!
Hurry up and go home!
That's right.
What is it?
It's kind of amazing in here.
Watch out!
It's not a scorpion.
It's a scorpion.
It's not a scorpion.
Take a break!
I was scared!
You were scared, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
That's not good.
Do you think it's bad manners?
I'm sorry. I'm serious.
You have this, don't you?
No, but...
It's easy for you.
You have a strong mentality.
I'm not popular at all.
You're not popular at all.
You're not the most popular person now.
No, I'm not popular.
I'm serious.
Isn't it good?
A popular person comes three times.
I may be the most popular person in my life now.
Really?
Yes, I am.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
You say it sometimes, don't you?
Sometimes?
Yes, sometimes.
I get letters.
How do you get letters?
We get fan letters, don't we?
No, we don't do that.
I go to the hospital and catch a cold.
On my way home, I get a letter from a nurse.
She said I should keep it a secret from you.
I'm jealous of you.
It's a little tasty, isn't it?
I was surprised.
I'm embarrassed now.
Which way should I go?
Should I go straight?
Yes.
Oh, no.
By the way, I talk about it with various lay people.
If I don't like it, I say it as a joke.
As a joke?
Yes.
For example, there are sarcastic and dirty words.
For example, "f**k you" and "f**king you".
I hate those kinds of spiritual things.
Do you mean I should say it?
Yes.
You're already doing it?
We're already doing it?
When I say it, I feel like I can't get closer to the guy who says it.
You're doing it, right?
Yes.
However...
I somehow managed to get out of the two of them.
What is this?
- His personality is about to collapse. - It's about to collapse.
Let's end this. No!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Canada!
His legs are cramping.
It hurts like I'm being pushed.
- What do you mean? - It used to hurt, but...
I can't understand you at all. Your explanation is...
- I'm out of my mind. - What hurts?
- It's disgusting. - I can't find the words.
Director, you're doing a good job, too!
- I'm out of my mind. - I'm out of my mind.
I'm totally out of my mind.
What is it?
It's bad luck.
It's bad luck, isn't it?
It's bad luck.
I knew it.
Are you going to spit it out?
I'm surprised.
If you're tired and you're at your limit, I'm going to stop here and go by myself.
Are you okay?
Yes.
What?
It's better for me to rest for a while.
I'm sorry, but can you let me do that?
What?
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm probably okay.
I'm going to stay here for a while.
Okay.
To be honest, I was surprised.
I didn't think I'd be so scared.
I didn't think I'd say that.
Where is it?
It's open.
Is it here?
Wow, it's a big spider web.
You've gone too far.
It was scary.
There is a creepy picture in the middle.
I can hear water from here.
Wow, what is it?
Is it a hair?
It's creepy.
Finally...
I got it.
What is it?
No, no, no!
What is it?
I thought it was a voice of a night watchman.
But I think it's a voice of a soldier.
I heard a scream.
Hey!
But...
I want to scare him.
I can't go out of the tent.
What is it?
It's raining!
We're out of the water.
My nose!
We're out of the water.
Didn't anyone make a noise?
I heard a loud noise and heard a noise here.
I don't know if there's a dog or not.
I told you to take a break.
No, I thought I'd take a break.
Then I was scared.
Oh, it hurts!
It's getting worse.
It's getting worse!
It's getting worse.
Give me a break!
I hear a strange voice from a distance.
What kind of voice is it?
I don't know if it's a dog or a baby's voice.
I don't know.
It's raining!
I don't know what it is, but it's raining.
It's raining.
I'll kill you.
It's raining.
I don't have time to smoke a cigarette.
I'm hungry.
I don't have time.
There are only two of us.
But we're all together now.
That's right.
I've been thinking about it since the beginning.
It's a little thoughtful.
It's thoughtful.
I was surprised!
Wow, I'm scared!
Six hours from the beginning.
Wow, what is this?
One, two...
It's a mess.
What is this?
It's in the water!
Even though they fought hard,
they got the last shumai on the beast path.
Here you are.
That's too much!
Six.
Done.
Good work.
We did it.
I can hear the engine.
It's here.
The car is here.
Let's go home.
Good work.
Let's go home. It's morning.
How do you like it, Shoji?
It's so dirty!
My shoes are dirty, too.
As I thought, I'm not good at anything.
I'm not good at anything at all.
It's so dirty.
How about this, everyone?
I feel sorry for Fujiwara.
I've never seen such a bad punishment game.
This is Heipo's punishment game.
If I were Heipo in my twenties, I'd buy a DVD.
I'd buy it, too.
That's amazing!
To have such a person...
There's no trick, right?
There's no trick!
If there was a trick, I'd like to see what would happen.
Let's think about Heipo.
I'm so scared.
Please end it.
I don't know if I'll be forgiven if I go to jail.