AISubs v3.5
That day, the members were heading somewhere with black mayonnaise.
- Masumoto-san. - Yes? - What is this?
- Well, Kosugi is wearing damaged jeans. - Yes.
- But he's already been damaged enough. - I know, I know.
- He can't be damaged like G-pan. - This is fashionable.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Well, well.
- So, everyone. - Yes? - Yes.
- Today, from the factory manager of Machi Factory... - Yes.
- We received a letter for you. - Thank you.
- A letter for you. - Yes.
- Let me introduce you. - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. I'm sorry for the sudden letter. - Yes.
- I run a small Machi Factory in Tokyo. - Yes.
- But, recently, a Moroccan who works in Sumikomi... - Yes.
- ...has become homesick and hasn't been coming out of his room. - Yes.
- But, Muhammed, especially Kosugi's big fan... - Yes.
- ...will regain his energy only when they see him on "Gaki no Tsukai". - Yes.
- I hope you won't discourage Muhammed with your power. - I see.
- Why are you watching this show again? - Yes, yes.
- Because Kosugi is on many other shows. - Yes, he is.
- I see, recently he was on "Shichihenge". - Yes, Kosugi was on "Shichihenge".
- I see, I see. - Thank you for watching it.
- It's hard to say that Kosugi did his best. - No, no.
- It's Ega-chan, Ega-chan. - No, no, no, no, no.
- I was doing "Shichihenge" all the time in the beginning... - Yes.
- ...so it can't be wrong. - You should do "Shichihenge" instead of "Ganga Ganga".
- Do you know what you're saying? - Don't you know the rules? - No.
- No, it's not me. - Yes, it's you.
- But, I'll say it now. - Yes.
- You haven't been able to use your power. - No, it's not like that.
- It's not like that. - It's not like that.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
The first flight headed to the city square to encourage Muhammed-kun.
- Oh, isn't this the factory? - Yes, it is.
- It's a shame. - It's a shame.
- The factory suddenly appeared. - It's amazing.
- Wow. - Wow.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Thank you for coming. - Yes, that's right.
- Oh, is that so? - I'm Yamashita of the factory manager.
- Oh, Yamashita-san. - Yes, thank you.
- I can't get out of this room. - That's right.
- It's the upper room. - Oh, is that so?
- Yes, yes. - Please come this way. - Oh, is that so?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- It's a little dirty. - Oh, no, it's fine.
- Oh, well, then, excuse me for a moment. - Yes.
- Excuse me for a moment. - Yes, please.
- Oh, please put on your slippers. - Yes!
- Thank you. - Please.
- Thank you. - Yes.
- Please. - Oh, please.
- It's over here. - Yes.
- Oh, it's this room. - Oh, is it?
That's all you can say?
You can't say it forever?
That's right. I can't say it, but I can't say it, can I?
Why don't you try talking to him?
That's a good idea.
I'd appreciate it if you could do that for me.
I don't know what to say to you if you don't want me to talk to you.
If it comes out like this, it's a wrap.
Muhammado!
The musicians and the two of you from Burama are here!
Oh, there he is.
Oh, Muhammado.
Hello.
Nice to meet you. I'm Black Mayonnaise.
I'm Black Mayonnaise Kosugi.
I heard you said you liked us, so I thought I'd get to know you better.
I hope you're doing well.
That's weird.
The way he reacted...
You did it, didn't you?
You did it.
Was it because I said it?
No, no, no.
That's not it.
But Black Mayonnaise did it.
He didn't put anything in it, but he opened the fridge and looked at it.
It was empty.
He looked at it with an empty look in his eyes.
But I don't know if it's true or not.
Maybe it is.
Maybe you should do it like you always do on TV.
Maybe you should switch it up a little.
You should do it like you're in Paris or something.
Do you want me to shave you?
What?
Do you want me to shave you?
Why are you asking me that all of a sudden?
You don't feel good, do you?
I thought you were worried about me.
What are you talking about?
I'm thinking about you, Black Mayonnaise.
Especially about my feelings when you said you were worried about me.
I'm not doing it because I think one or the other is more popular.
Who are you doing it for?
I'm doing it for Mogamado.
Excuse me.
I'll go get it.
Excuse me.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Why are you coming in without permission? - No, no, it's okay.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - What's with him all of a sudden?
But Kosugi has been working since he was a kid.
- Hey, hey. - Hey.
- Hey, hey. - Hey, hey.
- Hey, let me out. - Wait.
Muhammado! My favorite Kosugi is going to do something for me!
Oh, he's here.
- Let's dance! - Let's dance!
I saw you dancing with a foul expression on your face.
- It's not good at all. - I like it.
- You were having fun dancing with a foul expression on your face, right? - Sorry.
- Are you upset? - I think you danced with a foul expression.
What?
What you talk about?
I did it properly.
What you talk about?
I did it.
You did it once and you say it again?
What are you doing?
Sorry.
What you talking about?
What you talk about?
What?
It's not a stage for you to do it.
I did it properly.
Show me.
Hey.
You know how I feel?
You're getting good luck for your body.
You're bad.
What are you doing?
It's easy for you to be bald.
Don't touch me!
I'm trying to be a good person!
I'm scared of Muhammed.
Who?
Muhammed.
Muhammed?
Who do you think I am?
Please, stop it.
You're making me mad.
If you give me back like that, I'll make you laugh even more.
You're more handsome than before, but you don't look like you used to be.
I don't look like I used to be.
You don't look like you used to be.
I'm doing a Eurobeat version of it.
Why don't you do it? You're slacking off.
It's been ten years since you judged me for slacking off.
What are you trying to do?
You haven't changed a bit.
If you haven't changed a bit, you've been slacking off for a while now.
Be careful.
Yeah.
You can still say "how about you do it?"
Why didn't you tell me to do it?
I learned how to do it.
How about you do it?
Yeah.
My friends said it was funny too.
Eurobeat version.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you okay?
Are you doing something?
Muambado!
Kosei said he'd do something for me again.
Hahahahaha!
That's a good spot.
Right here.
You can't hit him.
You can't do it.
Hit him all!
Hit him!
What's with you?!
I was getting it.
We can't win like this.
We're losing.
You've been dancing for yourself for a while now.
It seemed like it would gain my high evaluation again.
Are you still saying that?
What's with you?
What's with you? What does it have to do with you?
What's with you?
Huh?
Excuse me for a moment, please.
What's with you?
Huh?
I don't know why, but when I dance and dance, I'm always a little down.
What's with you? Are you jealous?
Do it! Do it!
I don't know if you're jealous or not.
That's why! That's why!
I'm told that I can't do my best.
I think I should do my best, too.
But when you look at me from above and say, "You're doing your best," it's even harder for me to do it.
What are you talking about?
Combination!
Come on, come on, come on.
What are you talking about? Let's get together and become a combination.
Come on, come on, come on.
One day you'll dance.
If you let me dance, I'll dance.
Can't you see me naked on TV?
Even if you cut me off...
What's wrong with you?
Hey, hey, hey.
Stop it. Stop it.
You guys keep messing with me.
Stop it.
Let's have some fun.
Just a little more.
You guys keep messing with me.
You know, we've been doing it on a show for "Downlow".
I don't know why I shouldn't do it, but I think there are things you shouldn't do, you know?
I'm sorry, but you can't do Fukuhajutsu, can you?
You're the one who said you couldn't do Fukuhajutsu in the first place.
Why can't I do Fukuhajutsu?
In the end, you only did the bald dance you did when you were seven years old, didn't you?
What are you so particular about with the bald dance?
I've never laughed at the bald dance.
Let me laugh at it, too.
You're holding a doll, aren't you?
Huh?
You said you couldn't do Fukuhajutsu in the first place, didn't you?
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
I'm doing Kozuki's Fukuhajutsu.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
It's like a ring dance.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Oh, I've never seen you before. - I don't know you.
- You can do it. - I don't know you.
Muranmado! Kozuki will do something for you again!
Come out!
It's difficult.
He's a beginner.
Muranmado-kun, hello.
Today, I'll introduce my friend.
Taro-kun, please introduce yourself.
Hello!
I'm Taro-kun.
He's only looking at me.
There is...
- ...Ayrton Senna over there. - Who is Ayrton Senna?
He's staying in his room.
If he's staying in his room,
why is he staying in his room? Let's go ask him.
That's right! Let's go ask him directly!
Muranmado-kun!
Why aren't you coming out of your room?
- He's a beginner. - That's right.
I've been staying in my room until a year ago!
The world of Fukuhajutsu is what brought me out of my room!
Hey, is it okay for you to say that?
From now on, your Fukuhajutsu life may not end!
That's enough!
If Muranmado-kun comes out,
I don't have to live as a Fukuhajutsu doll anymore!
- Come on, man... - Come on, man...
- I'm a little...
- I'm a little mad that you came all the way here.
- Come on, man... - I don't think you need a helicopter match right now.
- I was trying to make a helicopter sound and it didn't work. - You didn't, you didn't.
Do you think we need that now?
Do you think you have the right technique now?
- Hey... - What's that?
Stop it and put this on.
If you can't even turn it around.
What do you think you're doing, waiting for a helicopter?
Just now in the bus, you were playing with damaged jeans.
When I tried to point it at the camera, you said you didn't need it.
Learn it there.
- Huh? - The shallow way you've learned to shoot.
You don't need it here.
So why do you need that bodyboard?
- Because you don't know. - You don't know?
- Don't push me. - You don't know?
- You're not better than me. - You're not better than me.
I don't know anything about your shallow technique.
You've never done it before, but I've only taught you once at an event.
I've only taught you once at an event.
If you haven't taught me once, learn it more.
- Can you do it once? - I've only done it once at an event.
You only did it at Ayrton Senna's place.
That was funny, Ayrton Senna's place.
- What's up with Ayrton Senna? - Don't lift your leg up.
I don't lift my leg up. You're always like this.
- You don't have love. - What?
- You don't have a kind word. You're just giving it pressure. - I don't know what you're talking about.
If I talk to you, my brain will stop working.
- What are you talking about? - Try to understand me!
- Do what you have to do! You can't do anything! Not a single thing! - Shut up and do what you have to do!
- If you hadn't done what you had to do, I wouldn't be like this! - I'm the one who's depressed because of you!
- Why am I living like this? - It's dangerous.
- It's dangerous.
- You're playing with me, aren't you? - You're playing with me, aren't you?
- If you don't have a kind word, come out of there! - I can hear you.
- You're really loud.
- Come out of there! - Come out of there, you unlucky comedian!
- Who's an unlucky comedian? - Come out of there!
- Who are you calling an unlucky comedian? - Excuse me, can you leave us alone for a moment?
- Come out of there, you unlucky comedian! - I can't do it.
He took off his underwear.
Kohanmado, it looks like Yoshida-san is going to do something for you this time. Come out.
Kohanmado-kun, I know you're lonely and angry, and I don't know if you want to see your father,
but I think it's okay for you to come to Japan and get in touch with your father.
After all, my parents, what scares you the most?
He's speaking so beautifully.
I think you're most afraid of not doing anything in Japan.
Hurry up and give me my paycheck! What are you doing?!
Give me my paycheck right now!
Give me my paycheck right now, you bastard!
What?! Why do you want my paycheck?! Are you trying to steal my money?!
Can't you see my cheek?!
You can't touch my cheek when I'm depressed and depressed!
You can't have one or two complexes in a row!
What?! One or two complexes in a row?!
You're the one who gave me the medicine!
Um...Karuppo...
You're so cool.
Why are you doing this to me?
Why are you doing this to me?!
Come on, man, just for a little while...
Just for a little while...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Just for a little while...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
You have to get me out of this hellhole.
Do something!
Yeah, you're right.
Sing for me.
You can tell him.
This is the only song that has given me this opportunity to be called out like this.
If you say "this is the only song that has given me this opportunity to be called out like this" it'll make it hard for me to sing.
Are you trying to crush me?
Sometimes I'm against you, that's for sure.
When I hear your high evaluation, sometimes I'm against you.
To be honest, there are times like that.
But that doesn't mean I'm trying to pull you down.
Believe me.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Is something wrong?
Kohsuni-san said she'll do something interesting for me this time.
Of course.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
A song for mothers who are worried about their children becoming homesick.
That's fine.
Who is it?
It's fine.
My baby.
Are you crying?
I want to hug you.
The width of my baby now.
Baby.
I want to make you a meal.
Your pajamas are still being washed.
Baby-chan! Baby-chan!
Why don't you put your sleeves through your pajamas?
It's going to take a little longer.
Don't bend it.
I've already started cooking dinner!
Baby-chan!
Hurry up and bend it again and look at me!
Baby-chan!
Isn't it time for you to go for a walk?
Baby-chan!
I love you, Mom! I love you, Dad!
Baby!
Just one more step!
I don't know why.
You're stepping too much into your family.
I'm stepping too much in?
I'm singing in my family?
Your pajamas are still being washed.
Your pajamas are just getting dirtier.
Excuse me.
My dad...
Why don't you just sing?
Why do I have to sing?
What is it?
Me?
Yeah.
Shichihen?
Yeah.
When I'm having a meeting?
Yeah.
Why do you keep calling me?
That's not something you should say.
You're going to say that because I'm singing my heart out!
You!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Let's go home!
Is it impossible?
It's impossible.
I want to save Guhamado.
Even if you try to persuade him with such pure feelings, those feelings will not reach him.
Can't you remove the wall in his heart?
No, it's impossible.
I'll do it one more time.
One more time?
That's right.
I brought a dance that's easy for you to dance.
Really?
Yes.
I brought a dance that's easy for you to dance.
Really?
Yes.
I brought a dance that's easy for you to dance.
I see.
Really?
Yes.
Guhamado! Come out!
I can't dance!
Why do you dance in such a popular song?
There is a correct answer!
Can't you dance?
Your ass is like a bug.
You are like a caterpillar!
Do you have such a man?
Sometimes you say terrible things! Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!