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We will now begin the trial of Yamazaki Justice Kosodoro.
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Please enter from the ceiling if you are a judge.
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(Grunts)
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Next, defendant Yamazaki Justice, please enter.
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(Laughter)
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(Laughter)
Well then, Prosecutor Hamada, please submit your evidence.
Yes!
I am using Yamasaki's Kosada Buri as my VTR.
Yes!
Please watch it for a moment.
Yes, please.
(Music)
It is a story about Umezu Kazuo's 500 words broadcasted the other day.
Hey, it's really recent!
Yes!
The winner is...
Major Endo!
I did it!
On that day, Endo was the one who answered the most questions right and won.
And his reward is...
All right!
He is going to draw a portrait of himself in the manga world.
That's right, yes.
That's great! I'm so jealous!
But we won't be able to meet Umezu-san.
That's right.
In this project, only the winner can meet Umezu- san.
Even if the recording is over, no one else can meet Umezu-san.
Congratulations on your victory!
Thank you!
Endo is happy about the precious gift from the winner.
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However, when the recording ended, an incident occurred.
Oh...
I'm really happy.
Behind Endo's autograph, he sneaked in.
I rarely get autographs like this.
I'm really surprised.
This is amazing.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
I'm embarrassed.
Thank you very much.
What are you talking about?
It's none of your business.
What are you talking about?
I was wondering if I should invite you.
I'm really sorry.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going home at all.
Yes.
Well...
At that time, there was no reason to talk.
Yamasaki said a surprising word.
Excuse me, teacher.
Yes?
Can I have your autograph?
Excuse me, teacher.
Can I have your autograph?
Excuse me, teacher.
Can I have your autograph?
Not only did he meet Yamasaki, but he also asked for his autograph.
It was a moment when the right of the winner was taken away.
This man will remain hidden no matter where he goes.
Now, your honor.
I would like to ask Endo Baishi, who I met this evening, about his story as a witness.
Yes.
Thank you.
Well...
Let me tell you why the judge is angry.
I can't forgive you for this.
It was a moment.
Well, of course you all wanted to meet him.
No, we didn't.
We can't meet him.
That's the rule.
There really wasn't a single rule.
Yes.
However...
Yamasaki...
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean...
To be honest...
I'm really anxious.
No...
If you're that anxious, why don't we go up and get your autograph?
No, I...
The manga I read for the first time was "Makoto- chan".
That's how different my feelings are.
But...
Rules are rules.
Then why don't we do our best together?
That's right.
What's with you after the conversation?
You're just lying down like you're a reporter.
What's with that attitude?
No, no...
Wait a minute.
Really, your autograph...
Isn't it okay for me to have it?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Then...
Didn't you swear when you had your first one?
That's right!
Even if I swore once, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped?
No, this is...
I asked you for your autograph, but you were so excited...
That you even drew your second one with your own ad-lib.
Ah, is that okay?
Then...
Can I show you that?
Yes.
I brought it with me today.
Then...
What is it?
This is it.
Look.
What is it?
Right?
No, but...
Umezu-san was happy, so...
Ah! On the contrary, he said, "I'm happy."
Did he say that?
Yes.
Umezu-san, I'm excited...
He said, "I'm happy."
Yamasaki-kun!
Umezu-san, I'm excited!
So, on the contrary...
Don't say it like it's a lie!
Before the recording of "One Day as a Servant of a Kid"...
Hmm... What should I wear? Don't worry about it!
Huh? Zaki-san, what's wrong?
I'm thinking about what kind of clothes to wear for Imezu-san, but I can't think of anything good!
He runs around his head with all kinds of ideas and ideas...
But he can't find anything that catches his eye so easily...
And then, there he is!
Good morning!
Huh?!
He's come! The servant of a kid!
The number one fashionable boy!
Director, Takahashi!
Why are you doing this?
Zaki-san, what are you talking about?
I don't care about that!
This looks good anywhere!
This color goes well with this color!
No way, what's this?!
How am I going to wear this swimming suit?!
Yamasaki likes that kind of fashion.
He checks the fashion carefully.
But it's clearly different from the fashion that Yamasaki has thought of before.
But, Mr.Zaki, doesn't this kind of fashion really not suit you?
What's wrong with it? Well, it's just for reference.
And with that said, the day ended.
And one week later...
Good morning!
Yamasaki appeared in exactly the same fashion as Takahashi a week ago!
Hello! Yamasaki has been reborn!
Not only for reference, but also for coordination, Yamasaki bought exactly the same clothes!
After that, Takahashi sealed those clothes!
- Were they exactly the same? - Yes, they were.
- Really? - How similar were they?
- First of all, this is Takahashi. - Takahashi.
- This is him. - He usually dresses like this.
- Yes, he often dresses like this. - Yes.
- He often dresses like this. - Yes.
- Look at this. - Yes.
- And a week later... - Hey!
- What about your clothes? - I'm scared!
- What about... - This is him!
- What's wrong with you? - This is red!
- Take off your shoes! - Take off your shoes!
- These aren't shoes! - That's right.
- These aren't the usual shoes you wear. - That's right.
- Were they exactly the same? - They were exactly the same.
- Well... - Yes.
- Except for the recording of "Gaki"... - Yes, yes.
- This was recorded, right? - Yes, for a week.
- If this was recorded, it means Takahashi is there! - That's right!
- As you can see in the video... - Yes.
- ...he hasn't worn those clothes ever since. - No, he hasn't.
- If there were two people wearing the same clothes on the same set, it would be embarrassing. - That's right.
- Seriously, he's a talent! - That's right!
- We have no choice but to ask him! - That's right!
- This is terrible! - What do you think about this?
- I think this is terrible! - What do you think about this?
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- This is disgusting!
- Yes. - Excuse me, but...
- When did you go shopping? - Yes.
- Well, next day, I went to Shinjuku...
- Did you happen to go shopping? - Yes. - Did you really happen to go shopping? - Yes, it was really my job. - And this smell... - Yes. - Takahashi - kun's hit song "Good "Good smell"... - Yes. - The captive brought his nose closer and said "Good smell". - Yes. - I see. - And now, the defendant is trying to get the same perfume. - Yes.
- Unfortunately, that "smells good" is just a lubricant smell. - I see, I see. - It's nothing. - I see. - Yes. - When you wash this... - Yes, that's right. - Oh, I see. - It's not perfume. - Is it a lubricant? - It's only a lubricant's good smell. - I see. - Yes. - Let's go back to what we were talking about earlier. - Yes. - Do it somewhere else. - That's right. - It's the worst. - That's right. - Why did you meet me here? - Well, I like you, Takahashi-kun.
- No, no, no. - As a defendant, I respect you. - Ah, no, but... - I respect you. - The fact that you won the next day... - Did you come here on purpose? - Not on purpose, but I've been coming here ever since. - Ever since I saw you, Takahashi-kun. - As I thought, the talent... - Admires the staff. - I've never heard of it. - Admires the younger staff. - I'm surprised. Look at his face! - Yes, yes, yes. - Well, that's... - But that makes you like people... - What is the writer saying?
- It's not that kind of talent, is it? - No, first of all, it's basic. - The reason I wanted to become like this is because I like you, Takahashi - kun. - As a person, right? - As a person, I like you. - I wonder if you like me, Takahashi-kun... - Well, I've never heard of it, but of course you like me, don't you? - Because you say a lot of things. - Yes, what do you say? - You know, meetings and stuff like that. - What's that got to do with it?
- Do you like me? Do you like me? Do you like me?
- In the past, many gags have been created by gag maker Yamasaki. - Yay! Yay! Yay!
- However, their completeness is low and they are far from being a big hit. - Yay! Yay! Yay!
- Some of them are like this... - Yay! Yay! Yay!
- You can't get it properly, can you? - Unepia - chan!
- Hahahahaha!
- However, such a stupid gag maker had a big chance last year.
- Starting next year, I'd like to have the gag maker Yamasaki himself take over and close the gag maker.
- Yamasaki, who was driven into a corner due to this recklessness...
- Wow! This is bad! What should I do? At this rate...
- Ah! That's it!
- A gag maker has taken over Yamasaki's ability. That is...
- But it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
- The gag maker of Yoshio Kojima, who closed the gag maker last year...
- At last, at this moment...
- Yamasaki will cross the line of the gag maker!
- It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
- It doesn't matter!
- Thank you, God!
- Yamasaki, who took a big hit with a gag made by a popular gag maker...
- He really is a thief!
- Now, your honor, I'd like to call a witness for this, is that okay?
- Understood.
- Well, it's not like we're dancing or anything. - Yeah, it's not like we're dancing or anything.
- Did you just watch the music video? - Yes.
- Right? - To be honest...
- Yeah? - The melody ran so fast.
- Did it? - Yes.
- Do you feel any harm from this? - Yes, I do.
- Um... I... Well, even if I say it... - Yeah?
- Well... Until April or May of this year... - Yes?
- I thought I'd pull it out and do it. - I see.
- Well, I did pull it out and do it. - Yes, you pulled it out and did it.
- However...
- Because it had nothing to do with him...
- I rushed and pulled it out.
- But it didn't work out either.
- You don't know about that, do you? - No, I don't know about that.
- Can you show me a little bit of it?
- In case it doesn't work out. - Yeah.
- Well, we're definitely not going to show you this. - Yes, yes.
- Please do it with pride. - Is that okay?
- Rasta rasta...
- Rasta rasta pia...
- Pia pia...
- Rasta rasta pia...
- IT'S YOUR FAULT!
- Hey, Kojima, Kojima...
- Calm down, calm down.
- I wanted to do it with more warmth, but... - Yes.
- Well, hearing all of this... - Yes.
- What do you think, defendant?
- Hm? - Huh?
- Is there no response, defendant?
- You checked it, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- So you admit that there's no response, right? - Yes.
- W-what? - Why are you complaining?
- Why did you come here and complain? - What are you doing?
- All of a sudden, you're complaining?
- Well...
- He's pissed off. - Good, good.
- Can I say something?
- Well, first of all... - First of all...
- Please explain yourself, if you can.
- In me... - Yes.
- There is no recognition that I stole it!
- Oh... - Oh...
- However! - Yes.
"Looks like you", that kind of...
- "Looks like you" was the first phrase I out. - Yes.
- I've been saying it for a while. - Even if you look like me, you take it off, right?
- Right. - If it's a phrase like me... - Are you out of your mind?
- So if you look like me... - And you take it off? - If you look like me, you take it off for sure?
- Of course not! - No way! No way!
- To this street, there are tens of thousands of jokes that are rioting right now! - There are hundreds?
- That's crazy, right? - Yes, there are similarities!
Did you steal it or steal it?
Is there any other similar example?
There is.
It's all like that.
All of them?
I would be happy if you could give me an example.
There is "gachon".
There is "gachon" and my...
You shouldn't say it!
That's my hand!
That's also a bug!
That's my hand!
Yamasaki continues to escape in pain.
However!
After this, he is driven into a corner with decisive evidence!
In response to this gag, there is one more victim.
Judge!
Is it okay for me to enter?
Understood.
Witness, please enter.
Yamasaki is in big trouble with the appearance of a bomb entertainer!
In response to this gag, there is one more victim.
Judge!
Is it okay for me to enter?
Understood.
Witness, please enter.
Everyone, do you know?
Yoshimoto's young comedian, Nagai Yuichiro.
Yes, I know.
Pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum
With a crazy tempo and a crazy dance
A crazy gathering of people who can't be stopped
From that god of entertainment, he appeared as an accelerator hopper.
The sound of my eyes denies
Once I heard it, I paid attention to it with a rhythm I can't forget.
Such a guy exists!
As you just saw, there is an accelerator hopper.
After that, I did a show called "Knights, Knights".
From this year, 2008, I was trying to show a new show.
That show is very similar to the show "Because It Doesn't Matter".
Is it similar?
It's a strange story, isn't it?
So, you're saying "Because It Doesn't Matter" from this show.
Then, you're saying "Knights", from this show.
No way!
I don't think it's that strange!
It's strange, but...
I'm sorry.
"Because It Doesn't Matter" is also strange.
No, no, it's not that strange.
No, no, no, it's fine.
Let's watch the video.
Because It Doesn't Matter
YamaSake made a joke about Yoshio Kojima.
However, there is one more suspicion.
"Because It Doesn't Matter" was born two months ago.
It's a scene from Yoshimoto's "CS Broadcast" comedy show.
Please watch the first episode of Yuichiro Nagai, which was aired on that day.
It's a waste of a woman's rhythm, so it's no use for you, either.
This is a good one!
It doesn't matter.
But...
It's a waste of a woman's rhythm, so it's no use for you, either.
The rhythm of the story was exactly the same.
Yamasaki was so surprised by the two comedians.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I was surprised, too!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
When did you know Yamasaki was playing the rhythm?
I'm running a blog.
I see your comments in that blog.
I was looking at what you've written.
Then I saw a question.
"I'm looking at "Gaki no Tsukai" now."
"Yamazaki is completely stealing Nagai's "Mondai nai kara"."
This is a different situation.
From the listener.
Yes, and I went to a drinking party.
I went to a drinking party that day.
In the seat next to me,
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
It was also a drinking call.
No, this is already
I thought it was over in 2008.
It's true.
I thought it would come from now on.
Yes.
No, Nagai-kun.
Yes.
Really, I have no choice but to apologize.
That's right.
Completely stupid.
No, it's true.
Even though you believed it.
No, I can't believe it's rotten like this.
Report.
How was it just now?
Well, now that you mention it...
What's with that heavy-handed acting?
A lot of it.
Can I ask you something?
Did you know that Yamaaki-san was his 7th Army's accelerator hopper? Or didn't you know?
Are you asking me honestly?
Of course!
I knew it!
You're mad, aren't you?
I knew it! I saw it!
When you said it had nothing to do with it, you already knew it!
But let me say this!
To be honest, I knew it!
And that it had nothing to do with it...
When I was a kid, I always thought it was nice!
Well, well...
It's nice, right?
And I always thought it was nice...
That it had nothing to do with it...
I just combined them together!
That's not true!
That's not true at all!
Why would you say it's a bug?!
I just combined them together!
I was really happy!
Now that I think about it...
It had nothing to do with the drinking party...
It had nothing to do with my gag...
But it came alive!
I was really happy!
There hasn't been anything like it before!
But this is bad, isn't it?
The fact that this is trending...
Why would you say it's a bug?!
Today's trial is sealed, isn't it?
No, it's not!
Why would you say it's a bug?!
I just thought it had nothing to do with it...
I just wanted to do it with you!
You're lying!
Then why don't you say it?
Actually...
It's my first time meeting you!
It's your first time meeting me?
It's your first time meeting me?!
On the contrary, you're bringing it up again!
That's right!
This year, right?
No, it's not this year. It's my first time meeting you.
You're lying again!
We're in the middle of a trial.
What are you lying about?
It's because you're bringing it up.
What is it?
It's not a bug! I just want to collaborate with you!
I just want to collaborate with you!
I...
Then do it! Show me your voice!
Then do it!
Can you do it?
That's all I want!
I want you all to do it!
The victim and the victim!
Why can't you cooperate with the victim?
Let's do a collaboration!
You're saying something amazing!
God is afraid of you!
Do it!
I'll do it!
Please do it!
One, two...
It's going to be a huge contribution.
I won't run the business.
Don't mind!
Next week...
Yamasaki's biggest crisis due to Sara's foreign trade.
What's going on?
What's going on...
I don't know what's going on.
No way to survive!
What's the punishment?
And the executioner appears!
A melody runs through Yamasaki!
I'm scared...
I'm scared!