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Quiz. Umezu and Kazuo's 500 things.
First question.
All of a sudden?
Umezu's hobby is...
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know at all.
He doesn't do anything.
What is it? What is it?
I don't know at all.
The answer is open.
What is it?
Yes.
It's a city.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know at all.
Then, here is the correct answer.
What is Umezu's hobby?
Eating.
It's not eating.
Is it a hobby?
So, um...
On the contrary, you don't like it that much, do you?
What do you mean?
It's not a gourmet, is it?
On the contrary, eating is already a hobby.
It's not a gourmet, is it?
It's not, is it?
Well, it's unusual for a criminal to bite.
Umezu Kazuo, 71 years old.
This man's 500 things are coming up.
What food has Umezu felt delicious recently?
Well...
What is it?
It's expensive.
It's expensive, isn't it?
The answer is open.
However, Umezu is a rich man, isn't he?
Yes.
It's expensive.
I think he's eating expensive things.
Well, here's the correct answer.
What food has Umezu felt delicious recently?
Fukaide soup and sesame dumplings.
Why are you whispering?
Umezu, say it. Don't say two.
Let's say one.
That's not good at all!
You can't organize it as a quiz!
You wanted to come out, didn't you?
What is Umezu's favorite pattern?
No, this is already...
This is already...
It suits you, doesn't it?
This is the only one.
That's right.
This is...
This is a TV program.
Then...
The answer is open!
Wear it properly.
That's right, isn't it?
Yes.
Okay, I'll do it all.
Yes.
Then...
Here's the correct answer.
What is Umezu's favorite pattern?
Pattern?
Borders.
Yay!
That's a service.
Yes!
That feels good.
Because when I went to the dressing room earlier, I also had a bag.
Red and white.
Is it borders?
Where did you find it?
What is the name of the shop where Umezu often buys red and white T-shirts?
I don't know about that!
What is that?
The name of the shop!
Isn't there one?
Where is it?
I don't know where it is.
Isn't it UNICO?
The answer is open!
No, I don't know at all.
There's a shopping mall.
I see.
It's Biggie.
Huh?
Then...
Here's the correct answer.
Ah!
I forgot the door a little...
Dodgers!
What is "dodgers"?
Is it a chain store?
I think it was a chain store.
Dodgers?
I've never heard of it.
A huge supermarket.
Dodgers.
Is that so?
If Umizu were to make Makoto-chan into a real person, who would you make into a real person?
Who would it be?
Makoto-chan?!
Isn't it...
Right?
No, I think it's me and Endo.
Oh, Hosei Yamagi!
I'm happy.
No, Hosei isn't like that at all.
Now, here's the correct answer.
If I were to make Makoto-chan into a real person, it would be Yumi Adachi.
Why?!
Because she's a woman!
That's weird!
She's a woman, Yumi Adachi!
That's weird!
She's a woman, Yumi Adachi!
She's got a really weird look!
She's a woman, Yumi!
She's always naked!
She only wears shoes and pants!
She's a healthy Indian!
Umizu, other than your own manga character, what other manga character do you like?
This is also something that interests me.
I see.
Is it like this?
Here's the answer.
My favorite manga character?
Nausicaa.
Nausicaa?!
Oh, I see!
Even now, I'm a little moved.
Right?!
I'm moved.
No, I'm not moved.
Umizu's "buy boom" is?
Umezu's "buy boom" is?
Cassette tape and a computer.
Why?
Cassette tape?
Umezu wants to listen to music.
Umezu wants to record music.
But it's not like an iPod or something like that, right?
It's not like that.
Umezu's "favorite gag" is?
favorite gag
I want you to do it.
Yes.
By hand.
I'm sure you'll do it.
You'll do it, won't you?
Then, here is the correct answer.
favorite gag
I don't have one.
What is it?
Why do you have it?
What is it?
I don't know.
Whose gag is it?
Is there such a gag in the world?
It was too early for me.
If you were to change jobs, what would you like to be?
The answer is...
Then, here is the correct answer.
If you were to change jobs, what would you like to be?
Well...
I guess I'd like to be a pirate.
What?
What do you mean "I guess"?
I said "I guess".
What do you mean "I guess"?
It's not "I guess".
It's a debut, isn't it?
Don't think I used to be a pirate when I was editing.
I'm not.
What does Umezu bring out first when there is a big earthquake?
Well...
That's right.
The answer is...
I see.
If you were to change jobs, what would you like to be?
The correct answer is...
Oh, is that so?
But if you can write it in English, it won't get stuck in your mouth.
I see.
Then, here is the correct answer.
Yes, it is cash.
It's cool.
It doesn't get stuck in my mouth.
It's difficult.
Sometimes you become an adult.
Earlier, you were a pirate.
If Umezu gave Hamada space-time, what would he send?
Huh?
Space-time...
Space-time for Hamada...
Huh?
It's space-time, right?
It's space-time.
The answer is open.
It's space-time.
Space-time is also definitely space-time.
No, it's just normal space-time.
Then, here is the correct answer.
I didn't think you'd say that.
You're an adult.
If Umezu gave Hamada space-time, what would he send?
Huh?
It's like this.
I see.
I don't know.
It's a gag, right?
It's a gag.
Ah, here it is, here it is.
A child came out.
Yes, yes, yes.
A child who can't be held back for a long time.
It was really early.
What TV show does Umezu watch without fail?
I don't know at all, but...
I dare say...
I like this one.
I dare say... I like this one.
The best part.
What is it?
It's news, isn't it?
What is it?
Let's be mature here.
It's a manga, isn't it?
Then, I'll announce the correct answer.
The TV show that Umezu is definitely watching is...
I think I've seen it.
What?
This is already an ordinary news!
What?
Come on!
That's 70 years ago!
Come on!
It's not even a fragment of emotion!
I don't know!
It's coming up!
Umezu is definitely...
I don't know if I should say "kirin" or not.
That's right.
Even if I say it...
I don't think I'll say anything about Bella.
That's right.
The answer is...
Even if I say it, it's definitely Umezu.
I don't think I'll say "zou".
Unicorn...
The world is wide.
What animal does Umezu want to ride on his back?
A camel on his back.
A swan?
It's either one of them!
I really don't know!
This is ordinary!
I told you!
Ordinary!
It's ordinary even if you say it!
It's ordinary even if you say "zou"!
It's about as ordinary as a horse!
Here's a free question!
It's getting weird.
Isn't this difficult?
I don't like this question.
It's getting weird.
Isn't it difficult?
I don't like this question.
It's getting weird.
I dare to say the opposite.
I think Yamazaki...
Is it?
Here is the correct answer.
It's weird, but it's right.
It's correct!
It's Matsumoto.
Why?
Is it a mustache?
What does it mean?
It's a little shocking.
Let's take a break.
It's not correct.
Even if you answer more than 150 questions, you can't read the answers.
You can't hide your excitement and just rest.
It's a win.
I'm a fan of you.
I like you.
I like you, too.
I want to go to your house.
But you can't say "fuketsu".
I can't say "fuketsu".
You can't say "fuketsu".
Even at the entrance of the house, you can't say "fuketsu".
I can't say "fuketsu".
Even at the entrance of the house, you can't say "fuketsu".
If Umetsu were to carve a tattoo, what would be the design?
No, no, it's the same.
This is it.
The answer is open.
I really want you to put it in there.
If you can't say it here...
Here is the correct answer.
Design...
I knew it...
It's gouache.
Wow!
It's Japanese gouache!
It's here!
Do it!
It's here!
This is amazing!
It's here!
Why do you have something like this?
What is Umetsu's occupation?
Here...
What is it here?
Here...
The feeling of an old man...
That's right.
The answer is also open.
The answer is open.
I think I know it.
I think it's an idea of an old man in his 70s.
Someone will get it right.
Yes, someone will get it right.
It's definitely somewhere.
Here is the correct answer.
What is Umetsu's occupation?
Umetsu...
As I thought, it's a rock and roller.
Is it here?
Alright!
It's here!
You didn't say "alright".
I can't use it because I'm holding it in my eye.
Did you get it?
Alright!
Yes, I got it!
You didn't say "alright".
I can't use it because I'm holding it in my eye.
That's enough.
Don't mess with me.
- I don't know, Mezu. - Mezu, I don't know.
What could it be?
- Ah, it's Tanaka! - The answer is open!
- It's Tanaka! - This was there, wasn't it?
- It was there! - This was there, wasn't it? It's like an electric wave!
- Ah, it's true! - My Boom! - It's true, it's true!
- My Boom! - Everyone, My Boom!
- You got this yourself, didn't you? You asked for it, didn't you? - Didn't you?!
Now, here is the correct answer.
- The correct answer is... - You surprised me!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's a chair TV. - Chair TV.
- The correct answer is... - You haven't mentioned that in the past, have you?
- It's not a bad thing. - You haven't mentioned it, have you?
- It's not a bad thing. - What if it's not? I'll use it as a hint, but...
- You're not even concerned about it. - It has nothing to do with it.
Umezu's first impression of Hamada is...
- What kind of question is that?
- What do you think? - Ah, but I know.
[Which of the two is Umezu?]
[The correct answer is...]
The answer is open!
[Umezu is the correct answer.]
- This is how Umezu answered. - I see.
- Oh, it's either one of them, right? - Mine is "gorilla."
- Let's hear the correct answer. - Is Umezu a gorilla?
- The first impression of Hamada-san?
- Well... fisherman.
- Eh? - A fisherman.
This is amazing.
It's 1 liter.
It reminds me of fishing.
But I don't know about this.
Will it hit?
I don't know about this!
Will it hit?!
When Umezu dies, what does he want the prison guard to put in his coffin?
I want one of those.
Put this on!
Answer open!
That's right.
That's not it, it's a tape recorder.
He's wearing a bandana shirt, and his coffin itself is probably red and white.
Here's the correct answer.
Honey...
Ah...
Um...
Revival medicine.
Yes.
This is a little...
You're evil!
Don't say it like you normally say it!
Don't say it like you're selling it at Matsukyo!
You're evil!
Don't say it like you normally say it!
What is Umezu's favorite greeting?
Huh?!
Greeting? So that's what it is!
Ah, I see.
I see.
It's this.
Alright!
Answer open!
It's "sabara".
"Sabara" means "goodbye", you know?
I'm sure you know!
Here's the correct answer.
I'm sure you know!
Don't say it like you normally say it!
Favorite greeting?
Yes!
What is that?
Normally say hello!
What is that?
What is it?
I wanted you to say it!
What is it?
I really like you!
What is it?
Hello!
Unpredictable Umezu's thoughts have shaken the five of them to their limits of physical strength.
Next is the final question.
With all of their strength, they say the answer...
Umezu's best swimming technique is...
The answer is...
They don't say things like "flat swimming" anymore.
They say "frog".
It's been a while since I said "frog".
Here is the correct answer.
"Flat swimming".
That was really quick!
"Flat swimming" is "flat swimming"!
Is it over?
It's finally over!
It's tough!
I'm tired for a different reason today.
The winner of "Umezu & Kazuo's 500 Things" quiz will be announced.
The winner of "Umezu & Kazuo's 500 Things" quiz gets a peripheral vision code for five fifty points.
Please enjoy "Umezu & Kazuo's 500 Things" quiz.
- Excuse me. - Come in.
- Oh, hello. - Oh!
- Come in. - Wow, first of all...
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thank you. - How did you find out about me?
- Well, I didn't look you up, but... - Oh, really?
- Your confession, too... - Oh, thank you for telling me about you.
- You're welcome. - I actually have a reward for you.
- Oh, thank you. - Yes, and that reward is...
- Yes! - I'm going to sing your song.
- Oh, that's great! - That's great!
- Really? - Yes, really.
- Wow, I'm so happy for you! - Thank you.
- I'm so happy for you! - Thank you.
- I hope you'll sing it for me. - Thank you.
- Oh, yes! I knew you wouldn't sing it for me. - I'll sing it for you.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Wow!
- Then I'll sing it for you. - Oh, thank you.
- I haven't said anything good since last year's New Year's Eve. - Oh, no, that's not true.
- Um... - That's not true.
- You're the one who said it. - No, it's not like that.
- Sensei, you haven't looked me up at all. - Oh, really?
- Can you sing it for me? - Yes, of course.
- Oh, you've already done it? - Yes!
- Then... - Yes.
- Can you sing it for me? - Sensei, I'm really...
- Yes, like that. - I'm really enjoying it.
- Yes, yes, yes, that's right. - Yes, then, thank you.
- Wow! - Thank you.
- Wow, you're good! - Bye-bye.
- I haven't said you're good, but you're amazing. - Thank you.
- I'm really happy about this. - Oh, that's nice.
- Wow! - Thank you.
- That's enough. - I'm not good at all.
- I'm really happy about this. - Oh, that's nice.
- Wow! - Thank you. - I'm not good at all.
- Where did you go, Fumio? - I went somewhere. I went home.
- You ran away? - I couldn't help it.