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That season has come again this year.
Yes! Yes! Happouen! Yes! Yes! Happouen! Yes! Yes! Happouen! Yes! Yes! Happouen! Yes! Yes! Happouen!
Thank you very much!
I think I'll be scolded.
I have a bad image of you.
I think I'll be scolded.
Happy New Year!
New Year's Day!
Thank you very much!
I would like the two of you in downtown to make a toast and put it in the mirror.
Thank you very much!
Isn't it good?
What? I found something.
I hope you will continue to make Endo-kun happy.
Endo-kun, you can do it!
I'm sorry!
I heard you said you wanted to divorce the next day of "Don't Laugh".
I wish you had announced it a little more.
I can't laugh even if it comes out in the mirror.
I see.
Even with a little subtle criticism.
I really can't laugh.
I can't laugh.
Happy New Year!
While eating a luxurious meal, the New Year's party to celebrate the new year is already the 19th time!
Meanwhile, that man has a tragedy.
What?
Ponzu...
Do you know what Ponzu is?
Shut up!
Do you know what Ponzu is?
It's Gappa!
Shut up!
That's what I thought.
Shut up!
Everyone...
This year, we want to know your fortune.
We have someone here with us.
It's this person!
Call me now.
It's the century-old emerald stone...
Umeda Hikane!
What a fantastic appearance!
Your fortune...
Shut up!
Listen carefully.
First of all...
But from behind, right?
This year...
is a year of charging.
Where did you hear that?
Is it a year of charging?
The idea of marriage...
will completely disappear...
in two months and three days.
I'm sorry, I heard someone's voice from behind.
Get away from me!
Get away!
I can't hear you!
Let me talk to you in person!
In South East Asia...
from fish...
both spiritually...
and physically...
there are many things that come out.
I hope you like it.
Do you like it?
Next, Hamada!
This year...
is a year of charging.
Even with loud voices...
greetings...
will bring you to Earth.
Greetings...
will bring you to Earth?
Is it a greeting?
It's a month.
It's a greeting.
Do it!
Do you know what it is?
Do a big greeting!
Good morning!
More!
Good morning!
Good!
Next, Yamazaki!
You are...
the youngest.
Excuse me, I'm Yamazaki.
I'm Endo.
I didn't know!
I've known you for a long time!
Isn't this a good way of greeting?
I see.
On weekends...
"p" time is...
"p" time?
On weekends...
"p" time?
I said it wrong.
It's born in the morning.
"p" time is...
Lastly, Endo!
Yes!
Endo!
From birth to death...
If you break your own promise...
only women will...
surround you.
He was chosen because he had his own promise.
Everyone is listening to me.
Endo!
Everyone is listening to me.
Endo!
Listen!
Listen...
Go...
What?
Go to...
Go to Shanghai in the middle of autumn!
Is it here?
What are you talking about?
Is it here?
What are you talking about?
Is it here?
Is it always like this?
Go!
Is it always like this?
Go and say goodbye!
Go!
What can we do if you won't say it?
It's always like this.
This is weird!
Say it!
Go!
Go and say it!
You say it, Endo!
This is amazing!
Go and say it!
I'll say it.
Jagi!
I love you!
Wow!
That's crazy!
That's new.
Isn't it weird?
Maybe there's a second chance.
I don't think there's a second chance.
It's like Utago Keisuke.
It goes back in time.
It doesn't matter now.
It's like a parent and child.
It's like a normal parent and child.
Second place, Yamawan Grand Prix!
Thank you very much!
Break comedian discovery project, Yamawan Grand Prix!
Last year, Sumiko Nishioka won and broke brilliantly!
This year...
As I said, I would like to hear the words of the audience.
I see!
Thank you in advance!
Don't joke!
That's...
This year's best gag, after all.
Please do it!
It doesn't matter!
Mr. Tanaka, I think...
I really think that gag is correct.
There are many kinds of people's gags.
Entry No. 1!
He didn't seem like it, but it's his impersonation!
Watanabe Entertainment Elementary School, Yamamoto Takahiro!
It's Yuji Oda's turn!
It's here!
First of all...
At Osaka World Stadium...
Yuji Oda is angry with Tamesue, who lost the preliminary round.
Hey!
What are you doing, Tamesue?
It's so much fun!
Next up is "Africa's Great Nature Special".
"We are Oda owners who are angry with elephants rather than monkeys".
Mr. Camera...
There's an elephant over there.
Hey!
Don't be a cold turkey!
It's so much fun!
You look like you're going to say it.
Next up...
My Japanese isn't very good, but my English pronunciation is very good.
You're too polite.
If you want to train your abdominal, thoracic, and pectoral muscles...
You're a perfect boy, too.
Thank you very much.
Next up...
Shall we listen to it?
Yes!
Mr. Bakumo...
I heard you're a little older than an adult.
No, we're pretty much alike.
Mr. Yamazaki, please give us your score!
Hmm...
3 points!
No way!
Mr. Hamada was laughing a lot.
Yes, yes, yes.
That means Mr. Hamada likes you...
and there's a possibility you'll be on a lot of shows.
So...
I'll give you a low score.
I'm always walking around like this.
But I can't help it.
She's like a comet...
She's a weirdo.
She's a music major.
Please welcome...
Torii Miyuki!
What's this?
Hey! No way!
Mr. Stand!
Don't say that!
My hobby is...
running...
riding...
I am...
A-B-C-D!
I'll explain in detail next time.
No, no, no!
I can see her, so...
She's hiding in the end.
Shall we go?
Let's go with the score.
16 points!
It's kind of weird...
to be hated...
for such a low score.
Unforgettable...
noble entertainer...
Huh?
From Sun Music...
Yes!
Here it is!
Please!
Well, well, well...
Luna-saaaaan!
I'm a noble.
I'll kindly warn you about a boy who stole bread.
Oh, what is that boy doing? What is he doing?
Oh, he stole bread! Wait for me! No, wait for me!
Hey, taxi!
You have money, don't you?
Hahaha!
If you have money, you can buy bread.
Why did you steal it?
My sister is sick.
The situation has changed. Continue.
My sister has a difficult disease in her heart.
So, so, uncle!
Okay, uncle, I'll do something.
Give me your heart.
Can you do it? Hahaha!
Then, give me your kidney.
No, I can't.
Then, give me your home run.
No, I'll change my mind.
Hahaha!
Then, what will you do?
No, I'll cut it in reverse.
Hahaha!
And I have a debt.
Then, how much does that debt cost you?
120,000 yen!
Keep up the good work!
Hahaha!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you for choosing Yamazaki!
Thank you!
That's interesting!
Then, Yamazaki's...
Oh!
Hahaha!
Oh!
That is...
That?
Then, please give me the money!
Yamazaki...
20 points!
Wow!
Hahaha!
Full score!
So, why did you get full score?
Well, it was interesting.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
A very rare female band.
They belong to Yoshimoto Industry.
Ed Harumi.
Here you are.
Nice to meet you. My name is Ed Harumi.
Ed Harumi's "Let's Lesson Beauty Course" "Flying with Miso Power".
Today is Sunday, so it's dance time!
What are you doing?
OK! Then, music, start!
OK, how's it going? Good? Good!
Let's go!
Ah, nice smile, Joey!
Ah, fashion, good!
Ah, style, good!
You are good!
Ah, me too, good!
Ah, tonight, too!
Ah, dancing, good!
Ah, friends, good!
Ah, fashion, good!
Ah, cute, good!
Ah, you are cute, good!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
How many years has it been?
Ah, one year and eight months.
One generation younger than Oriental Agency.
Yes, one generation younger.
Score, please!
Three points!
Ah, three points!
Ah, downtown Matsumoto-san was laughing a lot!
Ah, well, the background of the era is old.
Ah, when cup noodles were made.
So, people around me were doing student movement.
Music entertainer who sings that famous song in his own world view.
Eharan Masahiro-san from Hiroshima Prefecture.
Score, please!
I'm being petted, I'm being petted, what a good smell!
Hano-chan of Hano-chan, I'm being petted again today, what a good feeling!
Thank you very much!
I was about to go home and got on the train.
I'm being petted, I'm being petted, what a good feeling!
I got home and there was a customer
and I asked him if he could sell me some coffee.
I poured some coffee in it, it looks a little sweet.
Everyone!
It was a Brazilian coffee.
I poured some coffee in it, it looks a little sweet.
Don't say it first!
Everyone!
I'm also a fan of coffee.
Why is that?
It looks a little sweet.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much, Eharan-san!
It's your first time meeting Masahiro-kun, isn't it, Eharan-san?
The judge was laughing a lot.
He was laughing his ass off.
I'm looking forward to it.
He was laughing his ass off.
I'm already laughing my ass off.
Hosei-san, score, please!
Wait, the beer is for Take-san.
Take-san, score, please!
What?!
Five points?!
That was a big explosion!
I came in a little late.
Couldn't you come in a little faster?
You can't do that!
Is it funny or not?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Is it funny or not?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Is it funny or not?
It doesn't matter anymore!
I'm sorry.
I told you it doesn't matter anymore.
It's been three years since you went to heaven, but I'm not lonely at all.
Because your friends come to me every day. I'm grateful.
Yes!
My friends came again. Yes, yes, wait a minute!
I'll open it soon.
Can you come back?
This is a case report of a young man named Kintachi.
Kintachi, is it true that you know who did it?
It's true! The culprit is among us!
The culprit is you!
Take it!
Next is mochi!
All right!
Thank you very much!
Hello! Nice to meet you! I'm a mochi student!
Wait! Water! Look forward to it!
First, the water of the sea evaporates and clouds are formed in the sky.
Then the clouds flow through the sky and rain.
Then the rainwater flows through the river and goes into the water tank.
And happy New Year to each of you!
Happy New Year!
Thank you very much!
I'd like to peel a banana with my butt.
Oh!
Here we go!
This is the last one!
The last one is this.
After training as an American warrior,
this man has finally landed in the mountains.
He belongs to Yoshimoto Industries and his name is Kinri Nakayama.
Here we go!
Kinri Nakayama
Hello! I'm a muscle food researcher, Magma Nakayama.
Today I'd like to introduce you to "Magma Spaghetti".
First of all, please go to the convenience store and buy spaghetti.
If it's like this, it's just regular spaghetti.
Everyone, would you like some cheese?
This is where "Magma" comes in.
This guy is stupid.
Music...
Start!
Magma Spaghetti
It's over.
Really?
Today I'd like to introduce you to one more special dish.
That one is "Kushi-katsu".
Everyone, first of all, please make "Kushi-katsu".
If it's like this, it's just regular "Kushi- katsu".
Everyone, please prepare a secret sauce that goes best with "Kushi-katsu".
Music...
Start!
Kushi-katsu
Listening to songs full of broken hearts
I ain't gonna keep to the piss in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud
It's my life
It's not open yet, is it?
- I don't want it to be open! - It's open!
- It doesn't matter! - Thank you very much!
- It's not open! - It doesn't matter!
- You can have a little salad and eat it. - That's impossible!
It's very stable, I'd say.
- Big chicken. - Yeah, big chicken, nice muscles.
- Yay! - It was very stable!
- What do you think? - The stability is different.
- Yes. - You said it. - Say it here.
No, please cut out Endo's comments.
Who will win the championship?
It's finally time for the results of fate!
- I'll announce it now! - Yes!
Number 5, Masahiro A. Aran!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Congratulations, Masahiro A. Aran! - Thank you!
- In terms of points, I'd like to give it 5 points. - 5 points?
- But if you think about it, I think it's 20 points, no, 40 points. - Really?
- That's right! - Really?
- It's not an exaggeration. - What is it?
- I don't know. - Is there someone angry behind me?
- Well... - Is Yuji Oda angry?
What are you doing in this atmosphere?
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- I know who you are! - I know!
"Dake no Tsukai" DVD, the 11th issue, exclusive talk show!
The super-famous project "Silent Post" was also recorded and released on January 3rd!
"Dake no Tsukai" DVD, the 11th issue, exclusive talk show!